JWA Glory Episode 182 - Daisy Turner vs. Artemis

[Kip Whistler]

Greetings, grapple fans!

Batten down the hatches, because tonight's main event is going to be a wild one! It's "Anarchy Rulez", which basically means there are no rules, as Daisy Turner returns to action on Glory to take on "The Huntress" Artemis! Things have gotten physical between these two over the past few weeks, and they'll be looking to settle it here tonight. There's more than just personal pride at stake in this one, as the winner will earn the right to challenge our Women's World Champion Jessie Aldean at Crash Carnival coming up in just a few weeks! Both women were already motivated enough going into this match, but with the added bonus of a title opportunity, who knows what these women will do to each other!

(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)

Last week "Relentless" Conor Caine was successful in his return to the JWA ring when he defeated Chad Shredsbury. It was a heck of a fight that left both men looking the worse for wear. What is next on the horizon for Caine now that he's medically cleared, albeit on a temporary basis? And what does the future hold for Shredsbury, who has come up short as of late? We hope to hear from both men during tonight's broadcast.

In what was a complete shock to many, Omega Satyros attacked his mentor Diablo last week following Diablo's retirement match. Satyros, who had been missing from JWA for several weeks, masqueraded as The Black Cat in order to get close to Diablo and strike. It would appear that Legado Del Infierno is no more. Omega has promised to appear here tonight for a special presentation regarding Diablo's legacy.

Things took an unexpected turn last week when Duke Mongoose laid out a challenge to The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM, and then it would appear that DOOM overturned Duke's expensive sports car in the parking lot. In order to keep things reasonably civil, I booked the match between the two competitors, which will serve as a preview battle for the World Tag Team Championship match coming up at Crash Carnival. We already saw Red Pirate Rogers pick up a victory over Penguino, but can DOOM do the same against Duke next week?

We found out last week from World Heavyweight Champion Arizona Chance that his wife, Veronica, is in training for her big return to the ring at Crash Carnival in the mixed tag team match against Winter Hex and Mack Caliber. Meanwhile it would appear that the newly christened "Debonair" Mack Caliber may have attacked our very own Honest Sal for some comments he made regarding Winter during the interview with Chance. We don't have the video evidence to prove that Caliber attacked Sal, and so no charges have been brought. Clearly things are more serious between "The Reminiscer" and "The Debonair" than any of us realized, but will it be enough to get them the victory at Crash Carnival?

We also hope to check in with Pierre The Enormous and find out what's new with our resident gentle giant.

Let's get this show started. Get out there and work your gimmick!

[Artemis]

"Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd begins playing as the lights go out. The Jerktron shows video of the totality of the previous day's eclipse. Artemis's name flashes in white across the moon as the lights come up and she makes her way to the ring. One of her Hunters is stood at each corner, waiting for her.

Beeman: LeRay, the Eternal Eclipse of the JWA is here to put an end to Daisy Turner's dream of reclaiming the JWA Women's Championship. 

LeRay: It'll be an uphill battle for Daisy to win tonight. But she's been facing uphill battles her whole career here.

Beeman: Like Artemis said yesterday, the eclipse is a bad omen for her hopes of winning. The Goddess of JWA will stop at nothing to secure this victory.

[Omega Satyros]

"Andromeda" by Satyr begins playing, and Omega and Black Cat make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Inside the ring are three masks on mannequin heads. On the left, Diablo's usual black and red mask. On the right, a bone-white skull mask with twisted horns and a shock of synthetic hair on the back. In the middle, a similar, bleached-white skull mask with blood red horns and matching red blocking the eyes. Omega takes a deep breath before he grabs the mic.

Omega: Diablo, these three masks tell the story of the last 25 years of your life. These masks represent what you've done in the wrestling industry. Diablo, This is your Legacy.
 
A rush of near involuntary cheers rises from the audience.

Beeman: I'll say this much, there's no way he can do a worse job at this than Troglo did with The Hunk.

Omega: So let's start with this one, the first mask you wore. You just turned 16 when you debuted in LLL as El Hijo Del Infierno. You were tagging with your father against Mega Gyo and El Tiburon. And you won. You started a career alongside your father, helping him win matches and titles with the expectation that one day you'd be in his spot. Then, that spot opened up, and you weren't given it. Rano Venenoso IV got it. American fans would know him as Bravo Gallardo. And it ate you up inside, that you weren't given that top spot. So you took your ball, and the El Infierno name, to 'bigger and better' places. That being the States. You got a big offer from WW to jump ship. But they didn't want El Infierno. They couldn't monopolize El Infierno. So you left the name in the dust, refusing to let anyone in LLL use it by the way, and became Diablo.

LeRay: Omega's giving a history lesson on Diablo.

Beeman: The JWA Audience probably needs it.

Omega: It was under this mask that you made your name. WW brought you in alongside Mateo Diego and Victor Vendaval. Mateo took on the name Seraph and you two became H2H. You won tag titles in WW. You kept a hold of your old mask where you'd use it as a special attraction as "El Infernal Diablo". Then when WW wasn't paying you what you wanted, you and Seraph jumped ship, and Seraph, having proven his worth without his father's name, embraced his heritage and he and his father would rule the AOE tag scene as Duo Magnifico. Again, you were seething over not being the big star. You spent years bitterly stewing in the background. Feuding with Glitter Guard and playing a bit part in the Dark Arts stable. When that fell apart, you, Child of C'Thulu and Vendaval Oscuro made a sub group called Orden Oscuro. You were never really that big and you were kicked out after a loss. You were again looked over. But you had an idea. You opened El Infierno Wrestling School, some place you could have all the power and control you felt you were owed. And it was two years ago I ended up there.

You kept these three masks in a glass case, they showed your pedigree for teaching Lucha Libre. I was your top pupil. The only one in my class to make 'the big leagues' as it were. You got invited to give a few guest seminars at the Power Station, and you saw me score my first big win in JWA against Chief Buffalo. You saw me as your last shot at relevance. So you sunk your claws into me. Told me I needed back up against the Beeman Family. You came in and ever since, you've been dragging me down.
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Now let's look at this last mask. a mask you've never worn, but it means the world to you. The mask of El Infierno: "El Diablo Real de la Liga Lucha Libre." This is a special mask in Mexico. In LLL, your father was called the Royal Devil for how he ruled the promotion. He was a legend. And he's the reason you felt so strongly about making it to 25 years in this business. Because El Infierno didn't make it that long. It was 7 years into your career, and 6 weeks shy of him hitting 25 years, when tragedy struck LLL. El Infierno was forced to retire after a life-threatening injury. He left his name, and his mask, to you. He left his legacy in your hands.

And you ruined it.

Omega took the three masks off the mannequin heads and dropped them into a trash can, and lit them on fire.

Omega: You took el legado del Infierno, and burned it to ashes. You're not Diablo, the man who trained me, the one who taught me to give my all in this ring, who taught me just what these masks mean. You're not El Hijo Del Infierno, the son who'd do anything to carry his father's legacy with pride. You're Normando Real, the son of a bitch you could never handle being anything but the top, and never had the ability to get their himself. You were dragged along all 25 years of your career. By El Infierno, by Seraph, by Doomsayer, by Orden Oscuro, and by me. You're not fit to wear the mask of Diablo, let alone bear el Legado Del Infierno.

[Daisy Turner]

"Crazy!" plays and here comes the Killer Divas! Of course, front and center the lead singer giving a performance of her life is Daisy Turner "Anarchy in the JWA" she sings the intro and during the verse continues to sing as she walks down the aisle and when she gets in the ring.

She continues her song however during the performance Artemis tries for a sneak attack but Daisy was ready

"Don't you know, don't you know I can be so lost, not to break anything iiit's true. Don-"

Artemis went for a chop block by Daisy counters and whacked Artemis on the head with the microphone giving that big "Boom" sound over the speakers and the boom sound continued as Daisy kept whacking it over her head as her music died down

Speakers: Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

After the 5th Daisy decided to stop as she posed in front of the audience getting a big pop. She went to pick Artemis up however the Huntress raked her in the eyes and body slammed her. The crowd started booing but she didn't care. She then decided to choke Daisy and she couldn't be stopped. This is Anarchy Rulez.

Beeman: Smart for Artemis, using Daisy's rules against her

LeRay: Yeah but is literally attempting to murder them any humane then just whacking someone over the head with a microphone

Beeman: Who cares Mick? It's Anarchy Rulez!

[Artemis]

Daisy managed to reach the ropes, giving her enough leverage to roll Artemis off of her.

LeRay: Daisy won't be going down that easily. She's looking to prove not just how good she is, but how much this new attitude means to her.

Beeman: Oh please, I'm pretty sure I can see her black hair showing through the roots. This is a costume she's putting on to feel different.

LeRay: Whatever it may be, this match is looking to be wild.

As Daisy tries to catch her breath, Artemis grabs a chair from ringside and smacks it across Daisy's back.

Beeman: Anarchy Rulez here Mick, and Daisy's back still must be sore from the beating Artemis gave her a few weeks ago.

[Duke Mongoose]

*Prior to the main event*

Toni Cruise: Fans, I'm backstage here at the JWA Studio with Duke Mongoose, who's got a big match coming up next week against The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM.

Duke: That's right, Toni Spumoni! In just one week Big Daddy Duke will be stepping into the ring with that disgusting fatbody to show him that he doesn't belong in the same ring as me! Then we meet again at Crash Carnival where my boy Penguino and I are going to take back what is rightfully ours and once again become Forever Champs!

Toni: Are you feeling any extra motivation after what DOOM did to your car last week?

Duke: Darn tootin', Toni! Yeah, Big Daddy Duke is upset about the damage to my car, but I'm MORE upset that I didn't get to finish my dang sandwich! You're gonna pay for that, you revolting blob! You and your buccaneer buddy! DOOM, you better have your grandmother on speed dial, because next week AND at Crash Carnival, it's all over!

Toni: Mick and Sean, back to you!

[Pierre The Enormous]

*I lumber my way to the podium giving hugs and head pats to fans*

Sal: Hello Pierre

Pierre: Greetings Sal

Sal: Things have certainly changed since we last spoke

Pierre: Indeed

Sal: Could I get your two cents on it all?

Pierre: Well... I know I've been quiet lately but it's mainly because of one man... or should I say one caveman...

Sal: Troglo?

Pierre: Ever since Omega did what he did he's been rather distant even towards Huggy and Jax

Sal: I see...

Pierre: It's bad...

Sal: Well I hope Troglo feels better soon... and that's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Pierre: *I smile at Sal and give headpats and hugs to the fans on the other side of the podium*

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

[Prior to the Main Event]

“Vonnegut Busy” by Sage Francis hits the sound system and Conor Caine - dressed in street clothes and carrying his shovel - makes his way to the ring, cheered on by the fans. He climbs a turnbuckle and beats his chest in solidarity with the crowd before stepping down and calling for a mic. He walks around the ring, shovel over his shoulder, waiting for the music and fan chants to die down.

CAINE: I’m sure you all saw the war I went through last week with Chad Shredsbury, and all things he tried to do to re-injure my leg and put The Relentless One back on the shelf. Well I have some bad news and some good news - and both pieces of news are the same… I’m feeling fine!

The fans share their enthusiasm.

CAINE: That’s good news for you fine people out here who love professional wrestling, and it’s bad news for those frauds in the back who want to show up here sporadically, phone it in and collect a paycheck! Your reckoning is still coming and its pace has not been slowed! I might have dragged Shredsbury the past few weeks but one thing I can’t say about the man is that he’s a coward.

An applause breaks out for Shredsbury.

CAINE: I came out here on Super Glory and read that locker room for filth and Chad wasted no time in trying to pull my card! He might have learned to his detriment that Conor Caine doesn’t bluff, but he showed everybody out here that he’s got the jam to hang with the best in the business! But where the hell is everybody else?! I walk through back there and it’s like High Noon in the Old West, tumbleweed rolling down the corridors. What’s the matter?! Afraid the spotlight’s gonna shine on you next? Well, don’t be scared because I’m gonna light every single one of you up eventually, and if you’ve any stones at all you’ll want to hurry up and take your medicine! I’ll be back here next week to call one of you cowards out by name, so get ready… or get gone!

Caine’s music hits and he exits the ring and heads back through the curtain.

[Artemis]

Artemis throws Daisy out of the ring, and she's favoring her lower back. The Hunters are swarming.

LeRay: The numbers advantage seems to be in Artemis's corner right now.

Beeman: Earn your paycheck boys! Don't let your Goddess down!

Deimos and Phobos strike at Daisy with All Out War. Oberon is standing guard, ensuring that the rest of the Killer Divas can't assist their lead singer. Ganymede has Daisy up. Daisy ducks the Cupbearer's Mist!

LeRay: Well the cupbearer certainly missed that one.

Beeman: Just for that, I oughta call "The Reminiscent" Winter Hex and have her give you a flashback to Guts and Gory.

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

There's a strange noise in the background...

LeRay: Is that your phone going off Sean?

(A moment later)
Beeman: I don't believe it, I'm getting a call from the most beautiful woman in the JWA!! Jessie Aldean's calling me!!

LeRay: Oh brother...let's see if Daisy can...

Beeman: Yeah, of course I'll put you on speaker phone champ...sorry, Queen! Queen Jessie, yes your highness, I'll set you up now...

LeRay: There is a match going on...

Jessie: Thank you Sean, this why you're the smartest man in that studio. And you can try to ignore me if you like Mick LeRay, but when the queen has something to say, other people have to listen. So y'all shut your lard traps and listen now. There can be moon knights and wanna be anarchists, but at the end of the night neither one of them can stop the royal reign of the true Queen of the JWA. I don't care who wins because whoever does, I'm going to beat them at Crash Carnival. And that's a royal decree! (she hangs up)

[Thumper Moore III]

OOC: Mack and I send our apologies— my mom, his grandma’s 70th birthday being celebrated all day and no chance to get away and post anything.

[Daisy Turner]

(OOC: Sorry for not being as active. I got verrrrrry busy)

Daisy dodged the attack and then went in to grab the mask of Ganymede and successfully took it of for the world to see

Beeman: That!

LeRay: It certainly is! But forget about that look at Oberon!

The Killer Divas make their way and all attack Oberon with steel chairs taking him down before taking down Deimon and Phobos. After that they didn't care for an on the ground, face covered by hands Ganymede. Therefore they help Daisy up before Artemis throws a trash can at all four Killer Divas. They protected Daisy by pushing her out of the way and the trash can hit the other 3. There we go. No more backup for anyone. Artemis exits and grabs the trash can attempting to hit Daisy however the attack was dodged, Artemis dropped the trash can and Daisy hit a bulldog with her landing on the trash can

LeRay: Nice manuver to make Artemis hit the trash can

Beeman: Although you may have notices Daisy's eight thigh also hit, that may be bad

Daisy stoop up with the barricade helping when a fan gave her drinks and popcorn, she gladly accepted the drink pouring it all over Artemis. She then goes for a pin on Artemis 1, 2, Kickout!

Beeman: Artemis still has something left in the tank

[Daisy Turner]

(Few minutes later, they're both in the ring. Daisy's been bloodied up but right now she's on the ground while Artemis is standing with a barbed wired bat that looks be covered in something. She also has a torch on the other hand, there is also a steel chair in the ring, set up)

Artemis raises the torch to the bat and the bat is on fire!!

Beeman: uh oh. This could be bad for Daisy

LeRay: This seems to go a bit far

Beeman: Farrer than Crash Carnival?

LeRay: Ok maybe not that far but you get the message

Daisy gets up and Artemis charges towards her, Daisy ducks the attack and snatches the bat off her before giving Artemis a taste of her own medicine, hitting her with the bat. Artemis, not on the ground, clutching her stomach turns towards Daisy who no longer has the bat in hand runs towards Artemis, jumps up and has her calves on Artemis' shoulders, While in the position, Artemis is moving and she moving towards where the chair is and Daisy goes for it, she hits the Killer Diva Driver! On the Chair!!! 1, 2, 3! Daisy wins!!!

Her music plays as she wins the match instead of celebrating she goes towards Beeman and takes his phone, unlocks it and tries to call Jessie Aldean

Beeman: How'd you guess my password?

LeRay: Oh come on, 1234 isn't a strong password

Jessie doesn't pick up but instead Daisy sends a voice main

Jessie: The "Mean Queen" Jessie Aldean here. Please send your message after the beep *Beep*

Daisy: Hey Jessie, I'm pretty sure you know I won so I can't wait to see you again. I'm going to take that title away from you. Keep it warm for me sweetie ok? Bye *Hangs up*

LeRay: Well Daisy literally sent a message to the champ. I can't wait for these two to go at it in Crash Carnival

Beeman: Me neither. It's going to be amazing watching Daisy fail again