JWA Crash Carnival 2024 - Mixed Tag Team Main Event

[Kip Whistler]

Special Mixed Tag Team Match - One Fall - 60 Minute Time Limit
Arizona & Veronica Chance vs. Mack Caliber & Winter Hex

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

*Blackout* it stays dark for a bit then a spotlight appears and it's Bruce the Butler with a megaphone in hand

Bruce: Gather around everyone, for this spectacular main event matchup. You have "The Debonair" Mack Caliber (A spotlight shines down where he is in a position), "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex (A spotlight shines down where she is in a different position). The stars of the show must work together tonight to take on the force of "The JWA World Champion" Arizona Chance and... Veronica Chance. And now give it up for Winer & Mack!

Crazy plays and Mack & Winter come alive moving around and waling to the ring with a B&W filter on the screen. Winter runs towards Mack and leaps, he catches her and carries her to the ring while she looks towards the cameras and lip syncs the lyrics.

Beeman: Look at this partnership. They choreographed this perfectly like a true team

LeRay: Yeah but it all depends on if they can knock off an actual Husband & Wife duo.

They get to the ring and Winter finishes her performance in the middle of the ring and poses once the song finishes alongside Mack and Bruce. They get booed (no surprise there) and Bruce grabs his clapper and claps

Bruce: Action!

Winter and Mack finish their performance and wait for their opponents

[Thumper Moore III]

Hysteria by Muse begins to play as the arena goes dark. Dual spotlights then silhouette Arizona and Veronica Chance before the arena lights come on, and red, blue, green, and yellow spotlights start dancing around the arena while Dynamite by BTS blares over the PA. The original JWA power couple head to the ring, dancing their way down. Veronica picks out a couple of small children to assist with the dancing, and lifts them over the rails to dance with her.

LERAY: Arizona is already in the ring, while Veronica is still making the night of those two five year olds— OH MY! Winter Hex lays out Veronica right in front of the children— she pulls out a red marker and autographs their shirts! Both children are now crying as Arizona pushes Winter out of the way and checks on his wife— she’s out cold, Sean.

BEEMAN: Arizona may have chosen a great life partner, but he’s chosen a terrible tag partner. Veronica has never won a match of significance in JWA or anywhere else, and it doesn’t look like that’s changing tonight.

LERAY: Winter looks shocked that the fans are booing her— she’s soaking up the crowd noise, while Mack is golf-clapping from the apron and shouting “Bravo”— what a couple of—

BEEMAN: Brilliant strategists is the phrase you’re looking for.

LERAY: Doc Sampson is tending to Veronica— she’s being taken to the back. Arizona is going to have to go this alone— it looks like it’s a handicap match now.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

As Arizona is looking at Veronica, I grab him and toss him into the ring in a very dignified way. I hear the bell ring, and immediately hit him with a couple of flying shoulder tackles. Arizona gets up, takes a wild swing at me, and I catch him and connect with a Blue Thunder Bomb. I bounce off the ropes, signal that he cannot in fact see me, and drop a fist onto his face. I pause for the applause from Bruce and Winter, then walk over and tag my beautiful partner into the match to finish the job.

[Thumper Moore III]

LERAY: This one could be over quickly if The Reminiscer can finish what Mack started.

BEEMAN: Don’t waste any time Winter! Get on him!

LERAY: Winter saunters toward the supine Chance, she’s standing over his head— now she mocks the Chances by doing Veronica’s dance! How reprehensible— Arizona hooks a leg and rolls her up! One, two, 2.9! He grabs Winter by the arm, whips her into the ropes— Winter hooks both arms on the middle rope to slow her momentum and then rolls out of the ring. Mack is there with a handkerchief and he pats her face dry. Bruce is fanning her.

BEEMAN: Well, what did you expect? She’s just had a traumatic experience, Mick.

LERAY: Winter returns to the ring and tags in Mack, who seems very much like a bodyguard in this one.

BEEMAN: I’d be her bodyguard too, if these old knees would allow me.

LERAY: Caliber and Chance circle each other…

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

I pause the circling and whisper into Winter’s ear. She relays the message to Bruce.

Bruce distracts referee Jack LeBiggun and Winter reaches over and grabs Arizona’s hair. He turns for just a moment and that’s all I need— I grab him and hit a German suplex. I then tag Winter back in.

(OOC: Sorry for short posts, having computer issues)

[Thumper Moore III]

LERAY: What’s this? Veronica Chance is making her way back to the ring! Winter doesn’t see her, but Mack does— he’s trying to alert Winter, but she doesn’t hear him— Arizona rolls away from Winter and makes the tag out of instinct! Veronica is a house of fire, landing lefts, rights, and a dropkick! She takes Winter into her corner— Crystal Skull Crusher! Eight, nine, ten skull bashes! Winter is dazed— Veronica to the second rope—

BEEMAN: Mack! DO SOMETHING!

LERAY: Sedona Sunset! Winter is rolled up— one, two— OH MY GOODNESS! Mack Caliber with the save, and I think he kicked Veronica’s head almost clean off her body! She’s out cold!

BEEMAN: Arizona is beside himself.

LERAY: Arizona drug himself to his feet in time to see that— Caliber flings Veronica’s unconscious body into Chance’s corner unceremoniously. Arizona calls for Doc Sampson… and he tags his wife’s hand.

BEEMAN: Maybe that wasn’t a good idea, Mack…

LERAY: Arizona is as angry as I’ve ever seen him. He slowly makes his way into the ring. He steps over Winter and Mack realizes the trouble he’s in.

CROWD: YOU ****ED UP! YOU ****ED UP!

BEEMAN: While I don’t agree with their words, the crowd may be right.

LERAY: Mack exits the ring— Arizona with a tope con hilo onto Mack and Bruce! Arizona lands on his feet— he immediately picks up Mack and throws him into the apron… into the ring steps… into the barricade… what’s he doing?

BEEMAN: He’s heading our way.

LERAY: Arizona picks up Mack and drags him to our announce table— we’re getting outta here— Modified Michinoku Driver through the announce table! Mack was driven head first onto our TV monitor! Arizona picks up the monitor and smashes it into Mack’s head for good measure! What brutality!

BEEMAN: Mack has probably been concussed twice in the last thirty seconds, and he’s bleeding. He probably can’t rhyme any two words right now.

LERAY: Arizona rolls back into the ring— he has smeared Mack’s blood onto his chest and he’s screaming like a berserk Viking!

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Bruce The Butler is insuring the referee tend to Veronica Chance, make sure she isn't too hurt, why you may ask. Because Winter is pulling out a kendo stick. Still very dazed from the skull bashes however she can see Arizona putting Mack through the announcer table. Arizona hypes the crowd only to be sent back down with a kendo stick attack from Winter. And she does not stop, she continuously whacks him with the kendo stick almost double the amount of times Winter was sent to the stairs until she throws the stick aside and gets in the ring where the referee finishes up checking on Veronica. Veronica now who is slummed on the bottom turnbuckle pad slightly sees Winter coming towards her but doesn't move.

Beeman: I don't think Veronica can process Winter coming towards her

Winter hits her with a cannonball and she stands tall visibly hurt, Mack went through an announcer table, Arizona beaten almost 20 times with a kendo stick, Veronica Chance, lying face towards the mat and Winter Hex, standing tall but she needs to pin someone to win the match. She rolls Veronica over and pins her. 1, 2, Winter stops the count herself

LeRay: Oh c'mon I understand you don't like either of the chances but isn't this going too far, she had the match won right there

Beeman: Yes Winter! Send her back to motherhood

Winter pulls Veronica off the ground and goes for her signature move, she lifts Veronica up however Veronica counters into a fricken Canadian Destroyer getting a massive pop from the crowd

LeRay: Holy hell, Veronica just did a Canadian Destroyer, never thought I'd see that in my life

Beeman: Ref, that should be illegal, Veronica Chance did a Canadian Destroyer without being Canadian, talk about cultural insensitivity

LeRay: You always find something to complain about don't you.

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

(OOC: Sorry I shall skip through the match a bit to try and figure out how Winter can easily win quickly from a move like that)

Set up: Winter is slumped on the corner, Veronica is setting up for something on the opposite corner, Mack & Arizona are both outside as they both took each other out. Bruce is down too after being kicked off the apron by Veronica

Veronica Chance is running up. She does a handspring, followed by a backflip and as she goes for the elbow, Winter Hex puts her feet out to catch Veronica and kick (or like a push) her face first into the match. Winter goes and sets up for her finisher. After lifting guys over and over, Veronica was easier to lift and she swiftly hit the 15 Minutes of Fame! 1, 2, 3!! Winter and Mack Caliber win!!

Winter celebrates in the middle of the ring like the star she is however quickly goes outside to grab Mack and bring him in, she then sees something shiny and made of gold, she takes the JWA World Championship, brings it in the middle of the ring to pose with it as they both celebrate

Beeman: I think we are hinting at the next JWA World Champion in either Winter Hex or Mack Caliber.

They raise the title up high and they both feel like they are on top of the world. Some may say love conquers all but in reality all it takes it a little bit of cheating and slight dirty tactics