JWA Glory Episode 186 - Troglo vs. The Black Cat

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

Videotaped segment sees Chief Buffalo and Jessie sitting at a truckstop diner. Buffalo has a heaping plate of biscuits and gravy, flapjacks with syrup and the world's largest cinnamon roll. Jessie has a regular portion of eggs, bacon, and sausage...no carbs or sugar for her pageant figure.

"'Bout time to get back into the competition...can't let that kangaroo hugger bounce around with her belts..."

"Next week...Helga Schmidt or Bambi Bambino...or better yet...find me one of those girls who was in Daisy's little tournament...I'll run through them all if I have to"

Buffalo nods, and a city slicker type walks into the diner, he looks out of place and is playing with a luxury car brand key chain, he seems a little disgusted with what's around him...and then does a double take when he sees Jessie sitting in the booth with Buffalo. He walks up and lays on some smarm.

"Hi there beautiful. A body like yours doesn't belong in a dump like this...I'm just passing through to go somehwere better...I mean...anywhere is better than here (he laughs), and I'd be happy to give you the ride of your life"

Jessie bats her eyelashes, and scoots to the edge of the booth seat, "really?"

"Of course, let's leave the hippo here..." ('Buffalo' Buffalo mutters) "...and we can have a real good time..."

Jessie smiles, "That sounds good...you know what sounds even better? (she motions him to come close for a whisper...closer...he's turning to hear her whisper...and she grabs his head and slams it into the table...he falls back and she stands up and clothesline's him over the diner counter crashing into plates behind him) "That. That sounds better. And certainly feels better than your "real good time" Mr. Chickenlegs!"

She goes to sit back down where Buffalo looks totally unaffected, munching on a flapjack dipped in gravy and syrup. He stops and pulls out a phone he looks at his texts and grunts. "Whistler. Looks like I've got another client to manage." Jessie looks up, suspicious. "Not in ring" he clarifies..."this is gonna be fun."

[Artemis]

Toni: Lady Diana, how did the meeting with Daisy go last week?

Diana: There was a feeling of kinship, if some slight apprehension on her end, and I understand that given her dealings with Artemis.

Toni: Good to hear, what's your thoughts moving forward.

Diana: Well, I could sit back and just allow Jessie Aldean to get her rematch at Super Glory, but I don't believe that would be how Artemis would want me to handle that situation.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

May 15, 2024 8:55:29 GMT -5 "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex said:

(setting: Patsy's Pretty Manicure)

Winter is sitting on a chair (obviously in a B&W filter) when the cameras are on her and from off screen Bruce The Butler can be heard shouting

Bruce: Action!

Winter jumps into action and looks directly into the camera

Winter: We all heard the announcement from Arizona Chance. He choses someone, I choose another, winner chooses the stipulation for our match. And it all sounds fine and dandy to me. Gives me more time to prepare for my history making moment of winning the JWA World Championship. While you will have to take the time to scour through the JWA roster, desperate to find a friend that doesn't want your championship, I on the other hand shall not have any worries at all. I have Domination Inc. by my side and I'm sure any one of them wouldn't mind to face whoever lose you pick. Even is they're busy that night, I'm already popular within the roster and I can easily find someone and it won't cost me $500 dollars like last time. I'll have Bruce work that out while I continue my training... what's my training you may ask? Well it just so happens that I am training right now.

The cameras pull back to show her getting a manicure by some employees

Winter: These helpful ladies are going to make me look absolutely gorge when the Super Glory cameras take a look at this face. I've trusted this place ever since I laid my eyes open, it's been open since the glory days of 1924 and it's been the best manicure place that's ever survived through this hellific modern era. No matter what the stipulation is for our match Mr. Chance It'll end with my cooking with gas while you'll end up being a wannabe doll dizzy who can't even cut a rug... a dead hoofer I mean. Read the hierarchy, I am a glitterati and you're a fat head. Now if you excuse me, I'll be continue my training.

Bruce: CUT!

After the cameras seem ready to turn off…

ACTION!

I waltz into the screen, very light on my feet. Winter gives me a bored smile as the mani continues.

Winter, most serene of seasons and most lovely of women,
I would be most honored if you would choose me as your champion.
I’ll take on the chosen of the man with hair thinnin’,
And put you one step closer to being our GLAMpion.

[Pierre The Enormous]

*Troglo grunts in anger at the sight of Omega and starts yelling at him which allows Black Cat to roll up the big guy for a two count*

Troglo PUNY KITTEN!!!!! *he locks in a bearhug*

[Omega Satyros]

Black Cat shifted his weight, trying to direct Troglo over near the ropes, Omega pulled down the top rope, Troglo's size blocking the ref from seeing it. The combatants barreled over the ropes, Troglo never losing grip on the bear hug.

Troglo: PUNY KITTEN AND MASK MAN HURT TROGLO! TROGLO HURT BOTH!

Black Cat started blacking out as the ref started the 10 count.

Beeman: I'm not sure if this madman is too daft to realize he's outside of the ring, or too insane to care.

LeRay: Troglo's getting the revenge I'm fairly sure everyone in the audience wants to. I can't blame him after what these two did.

Beeman: So it's fine for Troglo to assault people he feels wronged him, but not Omega?

The ref calls for the bell, declaring a double count out. He drops Black Cat near lifelessly to the ground, turning his attention to Omega. Omega shifts around the ring, Troglo following. Omega grabbed Huggy and chucks him at Troglo. Omega seizes the brief distraction to heave Black Cat onto his shoulders and heads up the ramp. Troglo begins to run after them as Omega sets Black Cat down, nailing Troglo with a Satyr Kick, dazing the caveman long enough for Omega to help Black Cat backstage to medical.

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

May 15, 2024 9:28:39 GMT -5 “The Relentless” Conor Caine said:

May 15, 2024 9:05:02 GMT -5 Red Pirate Rogers said:

DOOM: I mean...BOOK IT, KIP!

We transition to a monitor backstage where the rest of Domination, Inc watch the interaction between Omega and The Pirates Of DOOM. A smile breaks over Conor Caine's face. He turns to Mack and Winter...

CAINE: They took the bait, haha! It's only a matter of time now before Domination Inc is certified with gold, and the Championships around here can have a little prestige again.

From a different camera angle, we see Tembleberry walk past Dom Inc.  We see him stop, listen in to what Connor says, before scurrying off presumably to find Lord Thorin.