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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Jun 5, 2024 15:37:21 GMT -5
Not to be denied, Connor Caine yanks the fan close by his shirt and yells in his face, which negotiates the nacho tray from him. Caine blasts DOOM with another tray of cheese as crunchy nachos rain down on the arena floor. DOOM hits the floor, convulsing and screaming and of course wheezing. He covers up in terror. Connor Caine now grabs a slice of pizza from a little boy, who immediately begins to cry. Caine peeps the cheese from the top f the slice and a heads it into the floored DOOM’s face.
Beeman: Is he… is he crying? THERE’s NO CRYING IN WRESTLING!!
Caine raises his arms like a mad cult leader and demands that fans throw their nachos and pizza to the ringside area. They do not listen, only boo fiercely.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jun 5, 2024 15:42:35 GMT -5
Unperturbed by the insolence, Conor goes back to snatching snacks from protesting audience members.
BEEMAN: Conor Caine is snatching up nacho trays from any fan within arms reach and using them to batter The Professional Wrestler Of DOOM!
LERAY: Those trays can’t weight more than a pound or two but they might as well be cinderblocks with the way DOOM is being knocked around ringside!
DOOM is staggering and trying to escape Caine, but every fresh shot with a nacho tray covers him in more cheese and the panic takes all coordination out of the tag team champion. He flops, he falls, he tries to catch his breath enough to scream.
LERAY: Ringside is a mess!
One more tray and DOOM finally snaps, he lets out a bloody scream and takes off running. Conor is taken aback by DOOM’s sudden change in behaviour and, honestly, how quickly the big man is running away.
BEEMAN: I don’t know where DOOM is going, and I’m not sure he does either!
LERAY: If he was trying to run out of the studio, he’s ran past the entrance way is is currently just running circles of the ring.
DOOM is trying to swat the cheese off him but, blasted stuff, the more he wipes the more he spreads himself with cheese - the result is greater panic and - if possible - even faster running. DOOM is so distracted that he doesn’t realise that he’s run a full lap of the ring, right back to Caine…
LERAY: DOOM ploughed over the top of Conor Caine like he was nothing, and he’s still going!
Conor looks like a cartoon character that got hit by a locomotive. He’s trying to get to his feet but he might as well have stars spinning around his head. No sooner as he gotten up that DOOM finishes a second lap and knocks Caine inside out again!
LERAY: He’s still going!
BEEMAN: The conditioning on this guy!
A third lap sees a prone Conor physically run over by DOOM, and the fourth lap ends much like the second.
LERAY: Conor Caine is taking a beating out there!
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Jun 5, 2024 16:10:40 GMT -5
As the papers are slid toward Kip, I come out from under the ring behind Chance. I quietly creep in, and I’m in position to strike, when Winter waves me off. Confused at the change in plans, I adjust the collar of my shirt and walk calmly to Winter’s side, opposite Bruce.
I whisper in Winter’s ear, what’s going on? She replies that she is waiting on Whistler Kipling’s reply and did not want to ruin the moment. I’ll support my lady, and hold off on beating the living hell out of Chance one more time… for one more week if she gets her way.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jun 5, 2024 16:16:40 GMT -5
As the papers are slid toward Kip, I come out from under the ring behind Chance. I quietly creep in, and I’m in position to strike, when Winter waves me off. Confused at the change in plans, I adjust the collar of my shirt and walk calmly to Winter’s side, opposite Bruce. I whisper in Winter’s ear, what’s going on? She replies that she is waiting on Whistler Kipling’s reply and did not want to ruin the moment. I’ll support my lady, and hold off on beating the living hell out of Chance one more time… for one more week if she gets her way. Kip smiles and takes the microphone. “As I consider both of your suggestions, it appears you will both get what you want, as both Mr. Chance and Mrs. Hex have submitted the same stipulation. The match for the world title at Super Glory will be a no-disqualification match.” LERAY: No-DQ from Winter I understand, so her Domination Inc cronies can get involved, but from Arizona? What is he thinking?!? BEEMAN: Listen. I’m about to say something very uncharacteristic. Chance… (sigh)… probably has a good reason for wanting to take on all of Domination Inc at the same time. He has to know that’s what he’s signed up for. LERAY: Winter signs the contract and now so does Arizona. Winter gives a quick nod to Caliber and he vaults across the table, laying out Chance with a shoulder tackle! Dyno, Yuppie VP, and the other officials are trying to separate Chance and Caliber while Winter is sitting back and smiling! We’re going to have to restore order out here before the main event! |
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Post by Omega Satyros on Jun 5, 2024 18:15:32 GMT -5
... A third lap sees a prone Conor physically run over by DOOM, and the fourth lap ends much like the second. LERAY: Conor Caine is taking a beating out there! What's Omega doing out here, ruining another main event?! Beeman: He's saving his associate from an out of control stampeding maniac. Omega braces for impact, not looking to just force a DQ in this moment. DOOM passes Conor, not yet on his feet, and makes contact with Omega. The Closer tumbles over the ring steps, back into DOOM's path, and is sent flat to the ground after. Conor's made his way to his feet, moving the other set of ring steps into DOOM's path of rampage, DOOM stomping up them before tripping to the ground after the last step, landing in front of a pile of nachos and cheese a few contrarian fans had thrown down to the ring.Beeman: Cerebral move by The Alpha & Omega. LeRay: It's that kind of "cerebral" planning that's got Omega a date with a pissed of Killie's Crew for the week after Super Glory. Conor rushes in the ring as Panther comes to, and begins counting. He and Omega admire their handiwork as the numbers count up. By 8 DOOM comes to, and seeing the nacho cheese in front of him, scurries into the ring before the 10 count. |
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jun 7, 2024 15:21:08 GMT -5
DOOM stands up and staggers back from the spilled "cheese" substance and bumps into Conor and Omega, turning around he looks only slightly less panicked to find himself face to face with Domination Inc.
Beeman: Haha! What a cretin! He was safer just taking the count out Loss!
LeRay: I think his partner might have influenced him to fight the good fight here.
(Sure enough DOOM switches his eyepatch and puts up his dukes, while Conor and Omega smile when suddenly...
"BOOM"
Conor turns and looks shocked to see Red Pirate Rogers, even with bandaged ribs, running head long down to the ring, DOOM takes a swing and Conor, Red slides in to confront Omega and within moments the match has devolved into a full on schmozz.)
LeRay: It's pandemonium here on Glory!
Beeman: Yeah, because that Red Rat Fink interfered!
LeRay: Wasn't Omega in the match first?
Beeman: What, have you got cheese in your eyes Mick!?!? It was Rogers!!
(As everyone swings wildly Panther Haberdashery calls for the bell and additional security. And Glory goes off air with an injured Rogers supporting a cheese-stained DOOM down the aisle and away from Domination Inc.)
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