JWA SG 06/2024 - World Tag Team Championship Match

[Kip Whistler]

JWA World Tag Team Championship Match - One Fall - 60 Minute Time Limit:
The Pirates OF DOOM (c) vs. Domination, Inc.

[The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM]

Lights out. Cannons blast leading into “Accordion” and the JWA Tag Team Champions appear on opposite ends of the stage.

Wink: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And it is for the JWA Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 663 pounds. They are the JWA Tag Team Chanpioms! The Red Pirate Rogers. The Greatest Professional Wrestler of DOOM! The PIIIRRRRATES! OF! DDDFDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

As the Wink announces them, Rogers and DOOM touch swords and DOOM does his signature bolt to the ring, stopping halfway for a beverage. A beautiful girl in the front row gladly shared her soda with him. He looks at her, then the drink. Her again. He switches his eyepatch from left to right and cautiously takes the cup. Rogers catches up and stops to observe this willing exchange. DOOM violently chugs the drink, spilling half of it on himself in the process. He looks at his partner, who shakes his head and shrugs, grinning.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

As the champions wait for their opponents, they have different approaches. DOOM watches the entry way, staring daggers, Rogers scans the crowd as if expecting another sneak attack.

LeRay: Looks as though the champions are taking no chances before Domination Inc attempts what will no doubt be a very hostile takeover!
Beeman: Once Conor and Omega enter it will be the beginning of the end for these jabronis!

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

The lights lower as "Cheat Code" by Sage Francis plays and while Red's gazes is momentarily drawn to the curtain, he thinks better of it and goes back to watching the crowd. Conor steps through the curtain to "CON-NOR SUCKS" chants and looks around the fans with a supercilious smirk. He looks to The Pirates of DOOM in the ring and laughs at the "challenge" before him, before turning his back on them and facing the curtain.

LeRay: Conor Caine showing nothing but disdain for his opponents and the fans here in JWA Studio!
Beeman: I can see how a peon like you and the dregs in the audience might look at that as a negative, but when you operate on such a high level as Conor Caine you just move different! I mean, when you're out walking the street do stop and consider the lives on the ants under your feet? No!

The music changes to "Satyr" by Andromeda as Omega Satyros steps through the curtain. The Alpha and The Omega stand side by side for a minute, talking conspiratorially, before the start towards the ring.

Wink: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 453lbs, the Apha and The Omega of Domination Incorporated... "The Closer" Omega Satyros and "The Relentless" Conor Caaaaine!

In the ring, Conor and Omega climb opposite turnbuckles and mock the audience. Conor sees Red standing on the floor nearby and jawjacks at him, but the pirate retains his composure.

LeRay: The tension between these four men couldn't be more palpable! We're in for nothing short of a barn-burner in this tag team title match!

All four men are in the ring, where the referee goes over the rules. When he's done each team chooses their starting man...

[Omega Satyros]

Beeman: The Alpha and Omega of Domination Inc. are looking dead set to put the Pirates of DOOM down.

LeRay: This is a brutal test for our tag champs.

The bell rings, and Omega starts off the match against Red Pirate Rogers. They lock up and Omega soon overpowers the Crimson Corsair, pulling him into a headlock as he begins wearing down the battered champ. Rogers delivers some stiff elbows to break the hold and catch his breath, catching a kick to the gut and a running bulldog instead.

LeRay: Domination Inc. in control of the early game this match, I don't like the look of this.

Beeman: Well too bad, you're looking at the next tag champs in there.

Omega drags Red back to Domination Inc.'s corner and goes to tag in Conor Caine, but Red manages to slip away and tag in DOOM.

[The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM]

DOOM rushes the ring like a stampeding beast and collides right in to Omega. Satyros shoved him off and fires a fist that bounces off blubber. DOOM grabs him by the horns and spins him big swing style turning 3 revolutions before sending him crashing into his own corner in a heap.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Conor looks down at Omega laying in a heap, and then slowly up at DOOM. The incredulous expression on his face changes to a wicked sneer. He tags himself in by patting Omega but doesn't climb into the ring...

LeRay: What is he up to? Where's he going??
Beeman: He's approaching a member of the audience!
LeRay: Not the nacho thing again!

DOOM watches apprehensively from the ring as Conor walks up to a guy with a tray of nachos, who's currently recording Conor on his phone.

Caine: Gimme that, nerd!

Conor grabs the guy's phone and pie-faces him, then goes and gets in the ring with the phone, still set to the camera app. Caine holds the phone up to DOOM...

Caine: Smile and say "Cheese"

Instinctively DOOM smiles and goes to say it, but before he can utter "Ch..." he turns pale and a frightened expression sweeps his face. He starts to sweat and gag.

LeRay: DOOM's beginning to panic!

Conor drops the phone and hits the ropes, taking DOOM out with a huge spear, and goes for the cover.

Beeman: Only two!

Red is trying to rouse DOOM by clapping in the corner but he's not moving much. Conor goes and tags in Omega, who's back in his corner by now. Conor turns and points out the cellphone to the ref, and tells him to get that forgein object out of there.

LeRay: But Conor Caine brought it in!
Beeman: Always living in the past, LeRay!

The ref picks up the phone and looks around for who it belongs to, meanwhile behind him Omega stomps DOOM as Conor blindsides Red with a clothesline before joining Omega in beating DOOM.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Rogers bounces up on the outside of the ring and scrambles to grab a hold of Conor's leg pulling him down on backside. Conor quickly kicks away at Red and scrambles away. As Rogers pulls himself up, Omega siezes the opportunity and launches a flying spear between the ropes that knocks them both to the ground and leaves the ring for the legal men.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

LeRay: Conor Caine can't help but talk trash to Red Pirate Rogers as he lays on the outside, but it'll cost him because here comes The Professional Wrestler of DOOM!
Beeman: German Suplex!
LeRay: Conor takes every bit of the impact on his neck and shoulders! He's out!

Unfortunately DOOM released on impact and by the time he rights himself and goes for the cover, Caine is able to kick out at two.

LeRay: Caine's getting to his feet as DOOM comes off the ropes-- a big clothesline lays out The Alpha of Domination Inc. And now DOOM goes for a jumping elbow drop--!
Beeman: Nobody home!

Conor rolls to his feet and hits the ropes, coming back at DOOM with a basement dropkick to the chest.

LeRay: A two-count! It's bedlam out here at ringside and chaos inside the ring!

[Omega Satyros]

Omega's back to his feet and his corner as Red slowly makes his way back up. Conor tags Omega in as he looks to set DOOM up for Closing the Deal. Omega's up on the top rop as Conor lift's DOOM up, but the big guy still has fight left as he slips off of Conor's back.

LeRay: DOOM manages to escape and keeps this match alive.

Beeman: So close to perfection. That damn DOOM just has to ruin it.

Omega jumps from the top rope, going for a hurricanrana, but DOOM catches him and slams him down with a brutal power bomb. He looks to do it again but Omega manages to hit the hurricanrana this time, flipping DOOM onto his back. Conor looks to get in the ring, but the ref holds him back. Omega claps loudly before grabbing Red, who's just gotten to his corner, and hurls him at DOOM, who instinctively curls his knees up for protection.

LeRay: Omega just tried to use Red as a weapon against DOOM.

Beeman: Absolutely genius move.

DOOM looks to avenge the Crimson Corsair, but the ref, assumed a tag was made, forces DOOM out of the ring, letting Omega throw Red into Domination Inc.'s corner as both men begin wailing on the injured champ.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Rogers is being clobbered in the corner and choked by Conor when the ref turns his back. He slumps and Conor sees an opportunity to add injury to insult, and tags in.

Beeman: I could watch this for hours..
LeRay: Of course you could, just look at that sadistic smile on Conor Caine's face as he pulls Red Pirate Rogers into the middle of the ring...the Scarlet Swashbuckler looks groggy at best.
Beeman: Pssh...grog was just watered down rum, just like this Rogers is a watered down impersonation of a quality opponent.

Conor goes to lift up Rogers in a belly to belly suplex, but Rogers slips away and delivers a back suplex to Conor instead.

Beeman: No! That's not how this is supposed to go!
(The crowd roars) as Rogers steps back and nails Conor with a Cutlass kick sending the big man reeling back to his corner.
Beeman: Come on! Let's Dominate!!
LeRay: I think the Pirates are looking to DOOM-inate!
Beeman: Oh Stop it!!

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Omega goes to tag Conor but he’s met with a Cutlass Kick that sends him spilling off the apron.

LeRay: It looks like Rogers is going to get some payback for that sneak attack on Mania, and his fans love it!

Conor scrambles to his feet, he leans over the rope with a hand out to Omega who’s just recovering from his fall to the floor. Their hands almost meet but Conor is yanked away.

LeRay: Backstabber from Rogers!

Conor has the wind knocked out of him but he tries to scurry away: Rogers puts the boots to him.

Beeman: What a cheap move from Rogers, kicking a man while he’s down!
LeRay: All Rogers wants is a fair fight, but with Conor Caine that means getting down in the gutter too!

Conor rolls under the bottom rope to escape Rogers - the fans boo. As Conor climbs to his feet on the outside he sees Rogers running at him.

LeRay: Tornado DDT to the outside! Rogers cleared the top rope and DDTed Caine on the apron!

Rogers gets up but Conor is out cold. The referee starts to count but before Rogers can get back in, Omega lays him out with a Satyr kick.

[The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM]

DOOM seizes the opportunity to join the fracas on the outside. He switches his eyepatch over and runs for the ropes.

Beeman: He can’t be serious if he’s going to dive over the- OH MY LORD!!!

DOOM attempts a plancha over the top rope. He does not clear it. He doesn’t even come close. But he does barrel through the top two ropes and tumble down on top of all the other competitors in a mess of arms and legs poking out from beneath the behemoth.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

LeRay: Well, it wasn't graceful but DOOM's plancha through the ropes was certainly a match ender: no man from either team has been able to answer the referee's ten count!

Beeman: A count out?? Robbed! Domination Inc were robbed here tonight!

LeRay: They were certainly denied what Conor Caine thought was their destiny here at Super Glory, but I'm sure Red Pirate Rogers and The Professional Wrestler of DOOM wanted nothing more than to beat Conor Caine and Omega Satyros definitively.

Beeman: Well that's never going to happen, and all The Pirates of DOOM have achieved is delaying the inevitable!

LeRay: I'm sure this isn't the end of this feud and that we'll be hearing from one or all of these men next week on Glory!