JWA Glory Episode 190 - Pierre & Troglo vs. Omega & Cat

[Red Pirate Rogers]

OOC: Sorry to overpromise and underdeliver--for the sake of this, imagine that Rogers has been running the social media for the night rather than appearing on TV with the announce team.

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#1 (As the power couple enters)
"Beeman thinks the size advantage is important here, but it's worth noting that the weight for Omega doesn't consider the massive ego he's carrying around with him. It doesn't show up on the scale, but trust me, that stuff will absolutely weigh him down tonight, tomorrow, and until he takes the well earned beating."

#2 (As Pierre and Troglo enter, video shows them walking around by Red)
"For those of you at home, it's worth knowing, Huggy is a real Grizzly bear, he only looks like a Teddy Bear because you see him with Pierre and Troglo."

#3 (As Omega kicks and chops at Pierre after getting tagged in)
"Omega's a lumberjack, and that's okay...but it takes more than one axe to fell a redwood..." (Pierre catches the forearm and fires back) "especially when the Redwood delivers chops of its own."

#4 (As Pierre gets his arm dragged into the post, the video turns to show Rogers standing up with a look of concern)
"Excuse me a moment...I..." (we hear an oooh and Troglo clotheslines the Black Cat) "...false alarm...hey, has anyone seen the Chicken Satay vendor anywhere?"

#5 (Video catches the double Powerbomb on the outside)
"I haven't seen an idea blow up in someone's face that badly outside of that supposed genius Coyote who never thought to buy from a more reputable vendor of rocket roller skates"
(Turns to face Rogers)
"Yes, my allusions are dated...but apt none the less."

#6 (at angle capturing Rogers and the announce table after Huggy is placed on Mick's head)
"I can't lie, I'm a little envious of Mick...his current guest is significantly better looking and smelling than Sean Beeman" 
(Beeman leans forward) "Hey! I didn't give permission for you to film me!"
"Then back up, and let the people see the bear!"

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

Jun 19, 2024 6:28:10 GMT -5 Duke Mongoose said:

Jun 19, 2024 3:59:20 GMT -5 "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex said:

"God Save The Queen" plays once again and "The Charismatic" Conor Caine helps the champ back on the throne as she is carried away, she waves goodbye.

(The camera cuts to the back where Honest Sal is standing with Duke Mongoose in front of the JWA banner)

Honest Sal: It would seem our new World Heavyweight Champion fancies herself royalty. Fans, I'm joined by "Big Daddy Duke" Duke Mongoose. Things certainly didn't go your way at Super Glory, now did they?

Duke: SALLY BOY! You're darn tootin' things didn't go my way. I wanted a fair fight, and to his credit, Penguino did give me a fair fight. You know, deep down, part of me is proud of the little guy. He was my boy, after all.

Sal: Penguino's victory has to put him in line for title contention, but what's next for you, Duke?

Duke: Wouldn't that be something? A World Heavyweight Championship match between a penguin and a woman? (Duke lets out a hardy laugh. Sal does his best to stifle his laughter) No, with the way things are going, I'm thinking maybe it's time for Duke to make like Arizona Chance and call it a career.

Sal: Are you serious? Are you considering retirement?

Duke: HECK NAW, SALLY BOY! Unlike Arizona, I'm not going to pack up and leave just because I lost a match. Sure, he lost to a woman. A WOMAN, SAL! But that's no reason to give up. I came out of retirement with a specific goal - the World Heavyweight Title. Sure, my two tag title reigns have been great and I wouldn't trade them for anything, but I want the top single prize.

Sal: Some would argue that the J-1 Pinnacle is the top single prize, given that it's harder to win and only comes around once a year.

Duke: CONSARNIT, SAL! I was just getting to that! Big Daddy Duke wants BOTH! Don't you think it's time Big Daddy Duke was a Triple Crown winner here in JWA? That's the goal going forward. That's ALWAYS been the goal. And I'm going to start next week. If I want a shot at the champ, I need to take down someone close to the champ. So “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber I'm calling you out for a match! If you're not too busy washing Winter's bloomers and polishing Bruce's shoes, that is!

Sal: Duke Mongoose vs. Mack Caliber next week? Sounds like a hell of a fight to me.

Duke: Let's see if the sharp dressed man accepts. I doubt it. Go call your grandmother, Sal. This interview is over!

(Duke strikes a double bicep pose and quickly slides out of the shot, as though he were standing on a dolly that was pulled by someone off camera)

Sal: Will Mack Caliber accept? Let's send it back to ringside!

im backstage with Sal. He asks me if I have a response. I pull out a scroll and unfurl it.

My good chap, I will respond in kind,
But first, you will allow me to speak my mind.
My queen, my apologies for missing the coronation.
I was forced to deal with this fashion abomination.

Duke Mongoose would like to be a Triple Crown Champion.
Something I’ve already achieved, and soon too, will the GLAMpion.
But he’s challenged me after losing to a bird.
While I would be loath to accept, to me a thought occurred.

What better way to defend my lady’s honor
Than to fend off a challenger before he could try to con her.
Because Duke, you are a fraud. No royalty is in you.
So what better way to show my loyalty than to run through you?

As the Gamma of Domination Inc,
I’ll throw everything at you— including the kitchen sink.
Prepare for another loss, as it seems to be your forte.
See you in the ring next week— Sal, that’s all I’ve got to say.

[Omega Satyros]

1. 2. Black Cat rushes the ring just in time to break up the pin. Troglo turns to attack him, but he rolls out the ring. Troglo is fuming at Black Cat just long enough for Omega to get to his feet and plant Troglo with a Satyr Kick. Both men drop to the mat.

Beeman: Damnit Omega, get to the corner. Now's the perfect time to strike the final blow.

Omega slowly makes it to his feet, uncuffing his foot, and delivers a second Satyr Kick to Troglo. Pierre tries to rush the ring to help Troglo, but Tasha West prevents him from entering, allowing Black Cat to nail him in the back of the leg. The giant loses balance on the apron as his tree trunk leg gets taken out from underneath him. Omega and Black Cat make their way to opposing top turnbuckles and land Wrath of Olympus (combination Satyr Sault and Shooting Star Press) onto Troglo. 1. 2. 3.

LeRay: No!

Beeman: Yes! Killie's Crew can eat their hearts out. Omega and Black Cat prove victorious tonight. Now they can put their focus back where it deserves.

Omega and Black Cat embrace in victory, Omega waving off Red Pirate Rogers as he helps Pierre and Troglo backstage. They get to their feet as "Hell's Bells" transitions to "God Save The Queen".

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Jun 19, 2024 17:28:07 GMT -5 Omega Satyros said:

They get to their feet as "Hell's Bells" transitions to "Crazy" by Patsy Cline.

Now here is some familiar music. God Save The Queen was only used for that one coronation segment now Crazy is being played again and here comes the World Champion, out for a second time. She's brought the sword with her and I guess it's time to knight some masked men. Winter enters the ring and grabs a mic.

Winter: Omega, Black Cat. Both of you had just shown what valiant efforts both of you put on week after week and for that, your efforts are no longer unrecognised. And for those wondering, yes Mack has been knighted in the back. Now for you, 'The Closer', Arise, Sir Satyros. and for you Cat. Arise, Sir... Sir Cat. Both of you are officially knighted by your JWA World Champion. That concludes this quick ceremony thank you for watching everyone but we'll have to say goodbye. aaaaaaaaand scene.

And just like that the cameras stopped rolling and the broadcast was officially finished for the week.