JWA Super Glory - September 2024 - Main Thread

[Kip Whistler]

JWA Presents...
SUPER GLORY

(An intro video featuring highlights of all of the confrontations and incidents between Domination, Inc. and The Pirates OF DOOM, Thumper Moore III, and Duke Mongoose airs. We also see quick snippets of the secret admirer turned betrayal scenario featuring Lord Taylor Thorin, Lady Diana Gallus, Artemis and Reuben P. Thimbleberry. The video package ends on a scene of Pierre The Enormous alongside Troglo, Jax, and Huggy Bear which is overlaid by an image of Bayou Burl as "The Fright" before it cuts to a shot of the inside of the arena)

Mick LeRay: Hello, wrestling fans! We are coming to you live and a direct for JWA Super Glory! I'm Mick LeRay, joined as always by "Savvy" Sean Beeman.

Sean Beeman: The pleasure is all yours, as always.

LeRay: We've put together one heck of a card for you this evening, so let's get right into it. It started out as a mystery - who is the secret admirer of Lord Taylor Thorin? Then things got more twisted and complicated once it was revealed that Lady Diana Gallus was the admirer, but there was someone trying to spoil her plans. It led to the return of "The Huntress" Artemis who claims she was locked away against her will, and the betrayal of his Lordship by the man once known affectionately as Tembleberry. It's a mixed tag team match pitting Lord Taylor Thorin & Lady Diana Gallus against Artemis & Reuben P Thimbleberry.

Beeman: It's crazy to think how important a name can be to someone, but that's what it all boils down to in the end. Artemis believes Lady Diana stole her name and locked her away, and Thimbleberry believes that his Lordship has been calling him by the wrong name as some sort of slight all these years. You know me, Mick, normally I'd be on the side of his Lordship, but I think we're going to be surprised by what Artemis & Thimbleberry can do here tonight.

LeRay: The seasons are changing, and Spooky Season is nearly upon us. What better way to kick that off than with the in-ring return of The Manhattan Mauler, now known as Bayou Burl? But it won't be Burl competing, it'll be his "friend", "The Fright". We've only seen small glimpses of The Fright to this point. Pierre The Enormous accepted the challenge to face Burl here tonight, but will he regret that decision?

Beeman: Pierre really drew the short straw. You never want to be the first guy to face someone new. There's always too many things you can't plan for. I know Burl used to be The Manhattan Mauler here in JWA, but this is a different man than the guy who left years ago. And "The Fright"? That's a different beast entirely!

LeRay: Don't forget that next week Pierre has an Openweight Championship match against Penguino.

Beeman: If Pierre survives, that is.

LeRay: She's back from Hollywood and she's ruffled the feathers of the man once known as "Hollywood" here in JWA - Winter Hex defends the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Duke Mongoose! Winter will likely have members of Domination, Inc. at ringside, and we know she's not afraid to get an assist or two should the opportunity present itself. Mongoose is a wily veteran, though, and his unique mind for this business could prove troublesome to our champion.

Beeman: Listen, Big Daddy Duke may not be the most popular guy around here, but you can't argue that when put up against Domination, Inc. Duke might be one of the best we've got. But I'll agree with you, Mick, he's going to have to overcome not only Winter but the entirety of Domination, Inc. if he wants to walk out of here with the belt, and I don't know if he can pull it off.

LeRay: Then, in our main event, things have gotten so heated that Kip Whistler has decreed that this issue MUST be settled - it's a Texas Death Match for the JWA World Tag Team Championship! The Alpha & Omega defend their title against The Pirates OF DOOM. 

Beeman: This is going to be Armageddon. Texas Death is basically a mix of Falls Count Anywhere and Last Man Standing. This thing could go on all night and I get the sneaking suspicion that you might have to actually kill one of these four guys to win. Luckily we all know that DOOM's fear of cheese could probably kill him, push come to shove.

LeRay: Whatever miracle medicine Dr. Zamboni has been giving to Conor Caine, he had better prescribe some for Omega Satyros as well, because Red Pirate Rogers and DOOM aren't going to go down without a fight. The TLC match from a few weeks back was proof!

Beeman: I don't care how crazy Red and DOOM want to get, there's no way they're going to walk out of here as Tag Champions. There's a chance they may not walk out at all!

LeRay: It's almost time to start the show, but I wanted to remind everyone of a special programming note - this Friday, September 13th, it's the long anticipated return of Slashmaster! He'll be facing the man he was supposed to face a while back, coming out of retirement for one night only - Arizona Chance! That's right, it's Chance vs. Slash on Friday the 13th! Don't you dare miss it. And on that note, let's send it down to our ring announcer to get the show underway!

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[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Cut to the Domination Inc dressing room and it's a hive of activity: Satyros and Black Cat confer by the buffet table while Bruce fusses over Winter Hex who's sat at a vanity mirror, being worked on by an assortment of beauticians and stylists. There's a squad of groupies in the entourage that take up the sofas around the room. The camera finds Conor Caine, stood angled away from us with his tag title over his shoulder and dressed in the height if slimey chic. Conor begins talking as he turns to the camera...

CAINE: Tonight's the night it all comes to an end for The Pirates of DOOM. You've been clinging to the backs of Domination Inc for relevance for far too long, and it's time we put an end to it. And what could be more final than a Death Match? A Texas Death Match at that. I'm assuming what makes it a Texas affair is the inclusion of you two hicks, but regardless - tonight we go to war and The Alpha and Omega will stomp you bottomfeeders out and bring both tag belts back.
Likewise, Winter Hex is destined to send Duke Mongoose crying back to his grandmother, and the World Title will stay where it belongs.
All that's left then is the Openweight Title and the return of the Gamma in exile, Mack Caliber.
Tonight is our night. Playtime's over.

Conor slams the door of the dressing room in our face and all sound stops.

[Slashmaster]

Between matches we get a sweeping drone shot of the JWA Arena under a dark, stormy sky. The wind howls, and lightning cracks in the distance as the camera ascends, revealing the menacing figure of Slashmaster standing alone on the roof. Slowly, he turns toward the camera, his masked face illuminated only by the occasional flash of lightning.

Super Glory... The night where legends are made, and the brave find glory.
But this time? This night?
Glory is just an illusion.
An illusion you can reach for, but never grasp... because beneath it all...
There is only fear.

Fear is what will make you come to Friday the 13th, Arizona, and when you do...
You will realize there is nowhere safe.
Not for you... not for Veronica.
You see, this isn't just any match...
This isn't a fight contained by ropes and turnbuckles.

No.

I want you to feel the fear of knowing that every corner, every shadow, every darkened hallway... could be the place where you find the woman of your dreams, or where your nightmare becomes real.

Falls Count Anywhere.


That's what I want.
That's what I demand.
Because you don't deserve the sanctuary of a ring.
No, Arizona... you deserve the hunt.
I want you looking over your shoulder, knowing that Veronica... your precious Veronica... could be anywhere.
In the stands... in the halls... even outside these walls.

When that bell rings, you won’t just be fighting me...
You will be searching, scrambling, desperate to find her before it’s too late.
But I’ll be there every step of the way.

Stalking you.
Tearing you down.
Breaking every last ounce of hope you have left.

And all the while, you’ll be wondering...
Is she still out there?
Can you save her in time?
Or will you find yourself broken, bloodied, and left for dead...
Just another victim on Friday the 13th?