JWA Glory Episode 204 - Tag Team Title Handicap Match

[Duke Mongoose]

Oct 9, 2024 11:55:15 GMT -5 “The Relentless” Conor Caine said:

 Conor fished a kendo stick from under the ring

OOC: Why was there a kendo stick under the ring? What part of the ring is built using them? Nobody knew this was a No-DQ match! Why has WWE normalized this? Sorry. Just had to vent.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Beeman: My kendo stick!!!

LeRay: Your kendo stick?! It's you that's been leaving them under there??

Beeman: I leave all my king fu stuff under there in my bag! I have to come straight from Sensei Blackmail's dojo to taping! Plus, well, y'know...

LeRay: Know what?

Beeman: I leave them under there in case I have to straighten one of these mother... lovers out!

LeRay: Oh please

OOC: Quick continuity save!

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

Omega and Conor slowly get to their feet, each clutching his side. No sooner are they upright than Omega chops Caine across the chest, which Caine returns.

LeRay: The Alpha and The Omega trading chops and unleashing thier venom for each other.

Omega knees Caine in the gut to end the battle and the fans boo.

LeRay: Omega runs Caine shoulder first into the ringpost, attacking that same arm as before! He's going for the chair again!

Conor is getting up when he takes a chairshot to the back: he goes rigid as the shock runs through him, giving Omega the perfect opportunity to hit him sqare on the head. The audience winces at the shot.

LeRay: Conor Caine is laid out and busted open! Omega rolls him into the ring and climbs in. Cover!

Beeman: One! Two! Thr--!

LeRay: Kickout! Pather Haberdashery calls it as a two count! Conor Caine couldn't have been any closer to loser this!

[Omega Satyros]

Both fighters are on a knee, Omega clutching his midsection, Conor trying to shake the wear from his arm. The medic staff is trying to help Black Cat to the back, but he's refusing to leave ringside. Conor just beats Omega to his feet.

LeRay: There is venom in this matchup tonight. It's insane how quickly things broke down between these two.

Beeman: Yeah. Why would Conor do this? There's frankly no one to blame for this but Conor Caine. He built Domination Inc. up, and in one week has completely demolished it. Just plain selfish of him.

Conor charges at Omega, seemingly looking to spear the satyr into the turnbuckle. Omega seizes Conor's momentum to hoist him up, sending him careening to the mat, landing awkwardly on his side.

LeRay: Nasty landing for Conor, I'm not sure his his ribs or arm took more damage from that.

Beeman: Neither took enough as far as I'm concerned.

Omega drags Conor to the center of the ring before he makes his way to the top rope, looking to land a Satyr-Sault.

Beeman: If only Mack hadn't taken out Black Cat. Wrath of Olympus would've put Conor away for sure.

Sure enough, Conor's able to just roll out of the way. He's struggling to his feet as Omega pulls himself to the ropes.

[Omega Satyros]

Conor and Omega make it to their feet, glaring across the ring at each other. Omega's the first to move, pushing off the ropes to charge at his former ally. Conor shifts his momentum to nail Omega with Novacaine. Both men are laid out on the ground. Conor trying to drag himself to the pin, Omega with a somewhat vacant look as gold begins to spill from a gash in his mask. Insticts alone are all that can explain as Omega jolts from the pin at 2.5.

Beeman: Conor took too long and fails to capitalize! That may have just been his only chance.

LeRay: I would've sworn Omega was out cold there. What is it going to take to put Omega away?

Conor cranes his neck, resisting the urge to let his frustration show. He gets to his feet, dragging Omega up. He musters what strength he has left to functionally deadlift Omega up, swinging him around and driving him spine first into the mat.

LeRay: RAISING CAINE! We haven't seen him pull that out since Guts and Gory last year! Conor's digging deep, remembering what move ultimately put Omega away a year ago in their bout for the World Title.

Conor moves for the pin. 1. 2. Black Cat's finally managed to throw off the exuberant med staff and slides into the ring to break up the pin. Conor looks to Panther, apoplectic. He moves to punish Black Cat for the break, only to get caught by a Lights Out DDT. Black Cat moves to Omega, looking to revitalize his partner. Omega and Black Cat make their way over to Conor Caine, blood and ichor staining the mat below. They share a nod before each taking one of Conor's arms. The lock in the Wings of Icarus (Double Fujiwara Armbar). Conor howls in agony. Time seems to slow down, the submission feeling like an eternity to endure. Conor's starting to fade. Black Cat lets the arm in his grasp go and it falls limp to the mat. Panther Haberdashery calls for the bell.

Beeman: And they've done it! There was no doubt in my mind that Divine Hubris would be walking out of here tonight with the tag belts. Omega gets his second title in this company, and Black Cat gets his first. Who could despise that?

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Cellphone footage from after Glory goes off the air:

Omega and Black Cat stand and embrace eachother showing off their gold to the crowd one last time before exiting, celebrating amongst the boos. Conor Caine is still lying unconcious on the mat. We see several fans get up to leave, and then a cheer from the entry way. The fans turn to see Red Pirate Rogers walking purposefully down to the ring in his long red duster. Conor Caine is still motionless on the mat. Rogers reaches the ring, enters, and walks over to the Relentless one. Someone next to the phone cam user said "C'mon Red...get even...get even......"

Rogers leans down and helps bring Conor around, he helps his long time adversary to his feet and with Caine leaning over him helps him to the back.

Several fans nearby are clapping for Rogers, but we also hear the voice nearby "I'm tellin' you man...one of these times...one time man...one time he's gonna get pushed to far..."