Guts & Gory 2024 - San Francisco 49ers Match

[Kip Whistler]

San Francisco 49ers Match - Mack Caliber vs. King of Games

[ariel67]

That's when Skillet's Hero song plays while the king of games enters dressed as Ninja Star and is accompanied by Marty Mimosa.

Leray: This must be a joke, this is the surprise of the king of games, he is dressed as a ninja star and brings Marty Mimosa as manager.

beeman: come on leray this could be interesting the king of games would have said that a legend would accompany him marty mimosa is a legend after all.

Leray: I know, but I was expecting something more incredible to be honest.

at that the king of games enters the ring while marty mimosa gives him advice while waiting for mack caliber.

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The king of games notices that mack caliber does not arrive and gets out of the ring with marty mimosa

leray: it seems that the king of games is going to look for mack caliber.

but instead he takes a photo with the public and signs autographs

beeman: well it seems you were wrong leray.

Leray: oh, shut up, beeman.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

My moment has arrived. I charge out of the back and clobber Marty Mimosa with a forearm to the back of the head. I grab Ninja Star from behind and hit a German suplex on the floor.

Now, Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata begins to play, and I take off my white jacket with the bloody smiley face logo. I hand it to the ring attendant. I roll into the ring and await my opponent as if he hasn’t done his entrance already. I grab a microphone and instruct the ring announcer to introduce my opponent, that I’m here to wrestle King of Games, not Ninja Star.

I grow impatient. I take a ladder from under the ring and place it in a corner. I plan to grab a box immediately, when my opponent arrives and the bell rings.

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At that point I get up and get into the ring while I take off my mask revealing my face.

leray:mack is really bad, he didn't even realize that the king of games was wearing a costume.

beeman: the king of games starts to do a powerbomb but mack reverses it and does a ddt.

Mark is about to go to one of the boxes but I get up and give him a superkick and then I climb the third rope and jump like a cannonball.

beeman: this is incredible, the king of games has taken the advantage.

leray:mack gets up just in time and the king of games falls directly against the ring.

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At that point, Mack is about to open a box but images of Winter are shown on the stage screen, making Mark surprised and the king of games takes advantage of it to make an f5 that leaves Mark on the ground.

leray: that's dirty play, using winter's images to have an advantage.

beeman: you're wrong, leray, that's called strategy.

At that point the king of games opens one of the boxes and it is full of candy.

leray: it seems that the king of games had bad luck with the first box.

Beeman: Well, it seems that the king of games doesn't care and is asking Marty Mimosa to hand out the candy to the audience while he holds Mack against the corner and makes his game over move.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

Enough of this nonsense. Game over? It’s just beginning.

I elbow the King in the face as I turn away from the corner. A kick to the gut and snap DDT leave him laying. I leap up to the top of the turnbuckle and grab the box. Inside I find a set of barber’s equipment. I grin sadistically as I grab the clippers. I bonk the King over the head and he drops to the canvas. I grab the ladder I had previously, and lay it on top of him. I sit on the ladder, pinning him to the mat on his face, one side of his head sticking through a hole in the ladder.

I cut a small patch of his temple very close. And then, for the piece de resistance, I shave a curvy W into the short patch, and then shave two tiny circles in the dips of the W.

The King of Games now has boobs shaved into the side of his head. I told him he would learn of humiliation and pain. That’s the humiliation. Now for the pain…

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Leray: It seems that the king of games is in trouble, look at this, Marty Mimosa tries to get Mack away from the king of games.

beeman: mack doesn't like this and headbutts marty mimosa.

Leray: Look, the king of games gets up and gives him a bear hug.

at that marty mimosa looks for a table and I place mack on the table and place the ladder and do a 450 slam and impact counts mack while I take the barber equipment and do a z on his chest while I do another f5 and go for the next box.

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At that, Mack gets up and I give him a series of kicks in the Chun Li style.

Leray: I don't believe it, that movement is from a video game.

Beeman: Of course, Leray is not the king of the games for nothing and now he makes a twist of fate but Mack stops him and slams him against the barricade while he goes for the box.

At that moment a video appears on the stage screen showing when Dominio Inc separates and the king of games takes advantage of it for an rko but again mack blocks it and does a powerbomb but the king of games barely avoids it while performing a rko that connects.

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

The damn scissors from the barber’s stuff gave me a nice laceration on my chest when he hit that 450. As we’re both down after King of Games gave me the cutter, I roll onto my back. As I come to, I use the blood from the wound on my chest, smear it into a circle, and make a smiley face with the rest.

I see King of Games go for a standing senton, and I get my knees up and bury them into his spine. I grab the ladder and smash his head with it, opening the door for me to grab box number two. Inside it are condiments— mustard, ketchup, hot sauce, Chick-fil-a sauce, and thousand island dressing. As King of Games lays on the mat, I spray the ketchup and mustard on his torso and yell “Humiliation!”

I then grab the hot sauce, hold an eye open, and pour in the contents. As King of Games writhes on the ground, I scream, “Pain! Do you begin to understand now?! AND MY NAME IS MACK, NOT MARK!”

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At that point I bite Mack's nose while Marty Mimosa hands me a baseball bat and I hit him brutally with the bat while he made fun of Mack while I open box number 3 and see that it is full of popcorn and I look for a table while I place the popcorn and I do an f5 to mack gauge on the table.

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leray: this is chaos both the king of games and mack caliber are sold out

beeman: but the fight is not over yet and the king of games puts mack caliber back into the ring while he starts giving one superkick after another.

king of games: this ends now mack I say while I do a twist of fate and go for the last box

[“heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber]

I lie on the ground as the King of Games opens the final box, and he grabs a metal baseball bat. Unfortunately for him, he fails to see the brass knucks drop to the canvas.

I take a shot to the gut from the bat, and intentionally fall near the knucks. I quickly slip them on, and as he raises the bat over his head, I roll away, kip up, and rock the King. I then hoist him up on my shoulders, toss him skyward, and crush his dreams with my fist. As the ref counts three, I scream, “PAIN! HUMILIATION! NOW YOU UNDERSTAND!”