Bloodykeiths EWO Extreme Wrestling Organisation!

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome one and all to weekend Wrasslin! What a lineup! What a show we have for you guys! We've got tag team action coming up where the Adventurers take on the Slave Drivers and the original divas Princess Starbright its taking on Valley Girl in our main event!

The Megatron comes to life and it's Keith Blood, he's with Gothica, Succubus and Slashmaster. He says they're 'The Creatures of the night' and they plan on 'bringing a reign of terror and darkness to EWO' Gothica adds that 'night shall soon fall, and day will never rise. Slashmaster looks menacing.

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Well, I don't know about that folks, but we've got more on the Megatron for you.

Zap and Boombox are hanging around outside when newcomer Pelvis Presley asks them for directions to the front desk, they lead him on a wild goose chase around the building in a funny sketch

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Here we have newcomer and all round American hero Dangerzone, due to be taking on, coming down the ramp now, Officer Chip! If there;'s one thing I can't stand it's a dirty cop! And Oh, he beats Dangerzone! What a travesty! The mans a hero!

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Reptile Ranger there in his Reptile house, pet Crocodile Bruce hanging out with him, and he's trying to get the behemoth Pierre the Enormous to pet the snake, and the crocodile! Bruce! Bruce the crocodile has cornered Pierre! He looks white as a sheet! The man's petrified! Oh my god! He hit the crocodile! He hit the animal! What is happening? He's smashing everything in sight! He's gone bezerk! and Reptile Ranger is trying to get him to stop! He can't! Pierre is so strong, he's a behemoth!

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Check out what's coming up in Clash of the Champions coming up next week only on Pay Per View folks, call your provider and book it in, here's the commercial for it.

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Making their way to the ring are the Adventurers, huge reaction from this capacity crowd at the Ballroom, a more intimate setting for tonights events, 10,000 people filling the stadium, and here come the evil Slavedrivers!Merciless and cruel these two don't know the meaning of the word mercy!

The Red Pirate in the ring against li'l Thuggee, fast, quick action now and Red makes the tag, so does Li'l, this is it, the clash of these two! Wow, for their size these two have strength! Li' Thuggee is distracting the ref! Big Thuggee has got an object! Where from? And he clocks Arizona! The ref saw! The ref saw! Disqualification, the Adventurers walk away the winners!

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Main event time now, its current womens champion Princess Starbright, making her way to the ring, posing with fans, signing things, she is loved by all, she's taking on Valley Girl, these two original divas of the EWO are fierce competitors and rivals, and don't let Starbrights cute demeanour fool you, she can fight! Fast action from these two women, with Valley Girl dominating the action. Pinfall! Kick out at two! Starbright mounting a comeback here, giving it all she's got and there it is! That huge top rope knee drop! The Rainbow connection, and that's done it! 1! 2! 3! we have a winner: Princess Starbright!

We hope you've enjoyed this weeks Weekend Wrasslin and we look forward to seeing you at: Champ Clash! Don't forget to call your cable provider and order it, it's going to be big!

[BloodyKeith]

The. Wait. Is. OVER! Welcome to you at home and to all here in the sold out Olympus Colosseum! Every title is up for grabs, the ramifications of this evening could last well into the future! We'd like to thank all our sponsors here tonight Zwatch, Zeta Max, Vtv, and all the rest! Tonight is going to be extreme, not one for the kids ladies and gentlemen as the EWO's finest fight for the gold! Ace is not currently in the building, he has yet to arrive, and we'll keep you updated as the evening goes on. He is due to face a mystery opponent, his world championship is on the line.]

Getting things started we have fan favourite and current TV champ, Arizona Chance, who has successfully defended the title against Troglo, retaining it and bringing it here! He told us he was going to make an impact and here he is already gunning for gold, it's the big bruiser O'Hooligan, his brawler style should suit Arizona just fine!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Someone stop him! O'Hooligan pinned Arizona, he got the win, but he's gone berserk! He won't stop beating him! He won't stop! Here comes Red Pirate, and he's knocked out too! Officials are holding O'Hooligan back, he doesn't care that he's won the title, he just wants to beat Arizona to death!

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The Megatron comes alive and we cut backstage to Honest Al, who's with Jet Set Strutter, who's ranting and raving about Average Guy, and issuing challenges left, right and centre, he has yet to beat Average Guy, but he's not just gunning for him, he's gunning for anyone that gets in his way!

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Tag titles are on the line in this steel cage matchup and it couldn't be more apt for the attacking team of Troglo and Mad Arab! They look mean, nasty, pumped and ready for anything this could go anyway!

Buzzsaw is near the top! He's going to make it! He's going to retain the ti-He was pushed! He was pushed! He fell 20 foot from the top of that cage! By god he must be broken in half! Troglo that evil son of a bitch pushed him! EMT's are on the way, this is no joke folks, this is serious! Because he fell out onto the mats Bladeblasters still retain the titles. That's...the owner of the EWO coming down the ramp! He's talking to Troglo and Mad Arab. who knows what about, they ought to be fired! Buzzsaw is hurt, he's hurt bad folks!

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Well, we're receiving word from the hospital that Buzzsaw is pretty banged up, still no sign of Ace in the building, but he is scheduled to fight here tonight, live on Pay Per View! Coming down the ramp is Reptile Ranger, again with that enormous pet alligator, he's facing off against Pierre the Enormous! Ranger is upset because Pierre ran riot in his Reptile House, after being spooked by some of his pets.

Reptile Ranger doesn’t have his pet with him today, due to it being scared of Pierre, no matter, the look in his eyes screams that he’s ready for anything! Look at Pierre, big hands out, mean look on his face, pointing at Ranger, it’s on!

Pierre cruelly throws Ranger over the ropes, climbing to the top, such agility for such a big man, there it is, that massive elbow, square into Rangers face, will he kick out? 1,2 3! Pierre wins this round!!

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Cruiserweight action next, as Keith Blood enters the ring in a coffin, carried by hooded monks, with gothic chanting as his new music, followed, appearing in the ring via smoke bomb is Ninja Star, current champ! In this ‘casket match’ the idea is to get your opponent into the casket and shut it.

What a war these two are raging for this completely sold out crowd at the world famous Olympus coloseum, with Ninja on defence early on, it’s everything to fight for here, but Keith is making a comeback. Crucifix! He’s got Ninja in the crucifix! He’s passing out! Keith made him pass out! He’s rolling him into the coffin and-it’s Gothica and Succubus coming down the ramp, oh my god! Oh my god! They’re nailing the coffin shut! What sick evil people! There’s a person in there!



Coming down the ramp is, it’s Ninja’s enemy, Great Ginzu, he’s got his swords, he’s chasing off the girls and gunning for Keith, wow, he knocked him right over with that intense clothesline, he’s pulling out the nails! He’s got the mic! Of course he wants Ninja in the best condition he can be in for their next match, of course! What a speech, stunned silence across the crowd here.

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We have word that Ace has entered the building, Ace is here everyone, womens title on the line next up as Princess Starbright faces the evil Countess!

Princess is beloved by all that know her here in the EWO, can’t put a foot wrong, Countess would short change a homeless person if she could get away with it.

After a brutal beatdown Princess is making a comeback as this capacity crowd rallies behind their hero, and there it is, the Rainbow Connection! 1! 2! 3! Starbright retains!

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Triple threat action now to decide who will be the number one contender for the world championship after tonight, coming down the ramp first is Dude Brohan, to a tremendous reaction, this crowd screaming the roof off of the place. Up next, accompanied by Valley Girl is Valedictorian, and can he trust Dark Invader? Will they work together to take down Dude?

They beat Dude! Huge double clothesline and spiked piledriver, just two men left! And Valedictorian is in there first, he’s not letting up! Anything it takes for the win, top rope elbow, after elbow after elbow! Invader will not stay down! One last one and boom! That fourth one was the final one, Val picks up the win!

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Main event time now as coming down the ramp, to a crowd so loud I’m virtually deafened is Ace Arcadium! He’s taking on the vicious, brutal Dr. B.

The match doesn’t last long as Ace quickly pulls out the b-Bit Breaker, stunning Dr. B, is Ace badgering the ref to count quicker? Quite the turn for Ace! Ace gets the win!

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Anyways folks that’s all we got time for this evening, we hope you tune in next week for more Extreme Wrestling Organisation action!

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome to Superstar Saturday! after all the action at last weeks 'Champ Clash' Pay Per View extravaganza, still available to order for a few more days folks, we have an incredible show coming up. We're live this week with a sold out crowd at the Empire Gardens, now coming down the aisle right now to kick start the show, to a huge ovation is Lazer, who along with tag partner Buzzsaw defended the titles, but that leaves Lazer alone! He talks about the two of them being the best in the biz, how they're impossible to take down, and an injury doesn't change the fact that they're tag champs!

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Look to the Megatron as we go backstage with our main man, it's good ol' honest Al and a very, very angry Dr. B. He says last weeks outcome was 'bullshit' and we sincerely apologise folks, for the crass language used. He is a former world title holder, after all.

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First match of this evening now, it's Cesar Sleaze taking on one half of former tag champs Jessie Wild. What an intense matchup as these two lock horns, each gets their finisher in and both men are down, it's the ten count game here, and we've reached 10, it's a draw!

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Next up is fan favourite Max Attack taking on the brutal Russian enforcer, Hammerhead. He's a tall, mean brute and he aims to simply use strength to beat Max down, but Max has speed and athleticism on his side! Well, there seems to be no love lost between these two, but Max sneaks in and pow! Double uppercut knocks Hammerhead on his ass!
1, 2, 3! Max gets the win!

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Next up is the butcher himself, Mad Arab, coming down the ramp, we've seen this man have some absolute wars with Fireball before, we know what he's capable of. He's butting heads with Warhawk, an American Hero and true patriot. Damn, nothing can stop the evil Mad Arab as he goes to work on Warhawk, the crowd rallying behind him, but still Arab has managed to lock in the Fat Camel Clutch, and Warhawk, he's refusing to submit! What a guy! He won't quit! He's passed out! He's passed out! Mad Arab takes the win!

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Dicky Thunderbird coming down the ramp next, a very proficient and technical performer taking on another technical wrestler, Jet Set Strutter, don't expect brawling, expect good mat wrestling!

And Dicky gets in plenty of offensive, but, oh my god there it is! The six figure leg lock and he's tapping! Dicky has tapped out!

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Final brawl of the night we've got TV champion O'Hooligan putting the belt on the line against Great Ginzu.

Furious brawling, quick off of the bat these two, for his size O'Hooligan can move, Ginzu is fighting. back using his martial arts training and could it be over? What chops! And there it is, a huge foot to the face, knocking O'Hooligan on his back and 1! 2! 3! We have a new TV champion!

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We hope you've enjoyed this edition of Superstar Saturday and we'll catch you next week for Sunday Night Slam!

[BloodyKeith]

Welcome to Sunday Night Slam, we've got a heck of a show coming up for you, including Arizona Chance and Lazer, more on that later, for now we've got two debuts here in the EWO, coming down the aisle is Skullgore taking on He-Beast the Barbarian, two bitter rivals recently signed here. And they're off Skullgore immediately on the offence, and He-Beast looks almost stunned at the speed of his opponent, but where Skullgore has cunning and speed, He-Beast has brute strength and there it is! Wow, that's the animal slam, a brutal adaptation of a sidewalk slam that's put Skullgore down for good! and He-Beast picks up the win!

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Next coming to the ring, looks like he's got something to say is Valedictorian, the number one contender fo the world title! He's overly pleased with himself, gloating as per usual, notice how we never see him down here after a loss huh? Fans are intrigued to see how the contender will use his chance!

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Tag team action now as both Dangerzone and Warhawk have teamed up, both recently suffering losses, let's see if it's a different story when they pair up to become the American Heroes! They'll be taking on the destructive forces of Conquer and Command that is another debut here in the EWO, Copper Commander has a cruel mean streak and combined with the swift anger that Iron Mask carries they can be an ugly, unstoppable force! Yes, only in the EWO will you see this kind of action, true patriots taking on evil incarnate! And Copper is down, look at the reaction as Dangerzone showboats for the crowd, his mistake as Copper Commander is up and behind him, locking in that deadly sleeper hold, the cobra clutch! And Dangerzone goes limp! We have our winners! Listen to to those boos, this crowd is not happy!

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Now we have Mercenary on his way to the ring, taking on The Shark, the good alter ego of The Piranha, this should be one heck of a match! Both have speed and wiry determination on their side. Mercenary must be having an off day, because The Shark gets the win with the Great White Strike!

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Up next the Megatron comes alive as we go to O'Hooligans pub, as Lazer has a few drinks and it quickly turns the pub into a barroom brawl when Jet Set Strutter, as he always does, runs his mouth. Lazer gets in his face and they both have to be pulled apart by O'Hooligan himself!

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Main event time and we see the mighty Arizona Chance taking on Mr. Tycoon, another addition to the ever growing roster here in the EWO, you can never have enough workers to put on varied matches! The two lock up, Arizona with the crowd behind him, and the obvious strength advantage, but Tycoon has mat-based proficiency. Arizona gets the win after a hellacious battle, The Last Crusade puts Tycoon down and out for good!

Join us next week for Weekend Wrasslin and more Extreme Wrestling fun!

[BloodyKeith]

NOTES:
January - Battle Royal


February - St. Valentine's Day Massacre


March - March Madness


April - Champ Clash


May - Monster Mayhem


June - Tag Team Invitational


July - Red, White and Blue Bash

Another generic PPV.


August - Summer Smash


September - Cruiserweight Cup


October - Halloween Hellraiser

Generic PPV. Usually there's a casket match.


November - Survival Series


December - Tournament of Queens

Current Champions:

World - Ace Arcadium (good)

Tag - Blade Blasters

TV Champion - Great Ginzu

Cruiserweight - Keith Blood

Womens - Princess Starbright