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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 12, 2022 22:00:01 GMT -5
Haystack Jim Mullet is sitting on his back porch, smoking a cigar and enjoying a jar of moonshine. With him are Cletus and Zeke Mullet. Cletus: I thought Timmy or whatever that guy’s name was would have shown up by now. Zeke: Maybe he’s yellow. I don’t think he’s showing up here at all. He don’t want none with the Mullet clan. Haystack is about to say something, but a sound from the woods behind the Mullet’s house stops him. Haystack: You boys hear that noise? Both Cletus and Zeke nod, and Zeke gets up to go investigate the noise. He gets to the tree line and gets hit with a kick that knocks him to the ground. Out of the tree line steps Tommy End, wearing his black Oni mask. He spits black mist into the face of Zeke before slowly making his way up to the house. Tommy End: Looks like you forgot about what I promised to do. Cletus charges at Tommy only to run into a Foot to the Face that knocks the plug of tobacco out of his mouth. Tommy End: Haystack, I warned you I was going to do this. Haystack: You aren’t going to do anything as long as I’m alive and kicking. Tommy End: Try stopping me. See what bloody happens. Haystack gets up off his chair and lumbers towards Tommy. Tommy hits a jumping knee, but that only stuns the big man. Tommy then hits a Foot to the Face, dropping Haystack to one knee. Tommy finishes the encounter by spitting black mist into the face of Haystack, leaving him writhing on the ground. Tommy End: Now, it’s time to do something I should have done a while ago. Lighting a torch, Tommy throws it onto the roof of the house. As the house begins to burn and the rest of the family get out, Tommy disappears back into the woods.
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 14, 2022 9:18:06 GMT -5
@bigdaddymack on Chirpy
Just lettin y’all know I’ll be at ringside for the match tomorrow between my opponent for the world title Penguino and one of my opponents for the tag title Yuppie VP. #Glory #JWAWorldTitle #JWATagTitles
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Post by Penguino on Feb 14, 2022 11:59:36 GMT -5
@bigdaddymack on Chirpy Just lettin y’all know I’ll be at ringside for the match tomorrow between my opponent for the world title Penguino and one of my opponents for the tag title Yuppie VP. #Glory #JWAWorldTitle #JWATagTitles @penguino OK so then I don't want no whining when I beat you and you had study of my moves #crybaby #superglory #Jwa Worldtitle
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Post by Penguino on Feb 15, 2022 14:26:06 GMT -5
Penguino is at glory early throwing darts at a Yuppie VP face poster.
“Over the course of 5 days that is going to be you and Mack.”
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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 17, 2022 6:48:38 GMT -5
Tommy End is sitting in a dark room, face covered by an Oni mask, black with red eyes and patterns. Tommy End: I have to say this, Arizona. I’m quite impressed. You’ve clearly got into the best shape of your career for next week. I hope those jobbers were a good warm up for you, because I’m more than ready to end this. Just think about this, you aren’t the only one with some new moves, but I haven’t even shown mine yet.
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Post by Penguino on Feb 17, 2022 8:06:56 GMT -5
I am taking a nighttime jog and bump into tommy and say
“Best Zona for both of us Tommy.”
I look at him still running and I speed up because I watched what he did to Stanley. I charge into killies and start bragging to the poor guy on the night shift about how badly I beat Yuppie.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 17, 2022 12:28:07 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Toni Cruise is standing backstage near the exit to the parking lot at the JWA Studio)
Toni: Fans, I'm hoping to get a word with some of the JWA stars before they head out in advance of next week's Super Glory. Oh! Here comes Yuppie VP!
(Yuppie is dressed in a navy blue three piece suit with a red & white striped tie. He looks upset to see Toni)
Toni: Yuppie, tough loss tonight against Penguino. Especially considering you've got a World Tag Team title match coming up next week.
Yuppie: Toni, this is just the most recent of my public embarrassments. He shoved a plastic beak in my mouth with a note that said "Suck My Beak". You can't imagine how degrading that felt!
Toni: It's unfortunate. Moving on to next week, it will be the first time you and Chief Buffalo team up. Are you worried about tag team chemistry?
Yuppie: The Chief and I were on the same side back at Fortune and Glory in Japan, but I understand what you're saying. It's never been just the two of us. To be honest, I'm not worried about "chemistry". As long as Buffalo does his job, I'll do mine. If everything goes the way it should, you'll be introducing me as one half of the World Tag Team champions the next time you ambush me for an interview.
Toni: Ambush? I apologize if -
Yuppie: You're blocking the door, Toni. If you don't mind...
(Toni moves out of the way and Yuppie angrily shoves the door open and walks out into the darkness)
Toni: Fans, stay tuned to JWA.com for more exclusives, and don't miss Super Glory right here next week!
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Post by Penguino on Feb 17, 2022 13:06:04 GMT -5
Chuckles in his house after Yuppies video is posted
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 18, 2022 9:03:36 GMT -5
Tommy End is sitting in a dark room, face covered by an Oni mask, black with red eyes and patterns. Tommy End: I have to say this, Arizona. I’m quite impressed. You’ve clearly got into the best shape of your career for next week. I hope those jobbers were a good warm up for you, because I’m more than ready to end this. Just think about this, you aren’t the only one with some new moves, but I haven’t even shown mine yet. Arizona’s Digifoto Arizona is in his home gym. He finishes the last couple reps of a set on bench and racks the weight. The bar is bending under the plates stacked out to the very edge of the bar, each end with a five gallon paint drum hanging off the weights. He sits up, and he looks like a completely different man than just six weeks ago, like a guy who has to turn sideways to go through a door. “Tommy End, you don’t know the half of it. I guess I should thank you. I don’t know how, but since you attacked and misted me, Well, you must’ve knocked something back into place, because I haven’t felt an ounce of pain. And maybe you hit some area of my brain that is causing me to produce more growth hormone or something, because, we’ll, look at this.” Arizona stands up and flexes for the camera. He has moved beyond the size of Exotic Rick and his physique now resembles that of bUzzSAw. “And Tommy, I’m not even trying to do this. And no, Beeman, the only juice in me is the mango-apple juice I had this morning. So, Tommy, what exactly do you plan to do against the Franchise? Wait, I need a new nickname. Ronnie, what do you think? How’s “The Sedona Superman”? No? What about “The Unstoppable” Arizona Chance? You hate that one too. I’ll figure it out by Tuesday. Anyway, Tommy, you’re going to get what you wish for, but it’s not going to be what you hoped.”
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 22, 2022 7:50:57 GMT -5
A viral video from tic-tac-toe
Part 1: at a large teppanyaki grill, people look on as chief buffalo, in singlet and mask, smiles happily at the show
Part 2: shock face emojis on screen as Buffalo yells out: "hey kimosabe! I got sumpin' special here I want you to cook up!!!" He puts a bejeweled egg down on the edge of the grill.
Part 3: off screen voices say "uhh...I don't think that's an egg?" Buffalo yells back "course it is, it's from a fancy pants fabrege bird, and I been wantin some fabrege scramble ever since I heard about em so watch yer mouth ya goober!!"
Part 4: the chef tries to explain the difference but buffalo shouts back: "I ain't payin for people to tell me I'm wrong, some gol dern fancy pants scrambled eggs do make em!!"he pulls a wad of bills from his singlet and throws them at the chef.
Part 5: zoom in on buffalo's face first excited then confused, heart broken and finally livid (lots of cry laughing emojis)
Part 6: shaky camera as people run from overturned grill. Flames, extuinhidjer foam and chaos, as we hear Buffalo yell "how do ya screw up scrambled eggs so bad!! I'll sue all of ya!!"
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 22, 2022 8:56:02 GMT -5
A viral video from tic-tac-toe Part 1: at a large teppanyaki grill, people look on as chief buffalo, in singlet and mask, smiles happily at the show Part 2: shock face emojis on screen as Buffalo yells out: "hey kimosabe! I got sumpin' special here I want you to cook up!!!" He puts a bejeweled egg down on the edge of the grill. Part 3: off screen voices say "uhh...I don't think that's an egg?" Buffalo yells back "course it is, it's from a fancy pants fabrege bird, and I been wantin some fabrege scramble ever since I heard about em so watch yer mouth ya goober!!" Part 4: the chef tries to explain the difference but buffalo shouts back: "I ain't payin for people to tell me I'm wrong, some gol dern fancy pants scrambled eggs do make em!!"he pulls a wad of bills from his singlet and throws them at the chef. Part 5: zoom in on buffalo's face first excited then confused, heart broken and finally livid (lots of cry laughing emojis) Part 6: shaky camera as people run from overturned grill. Flames, extuinhidjer foam and chaos, as we hear Buffalo yell "how do ya screw up scrambled eggs so bad!! I'll sue all of ya!!" OOC: I want more of rich Chief!
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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 22, 2022 9:57:39 GMT -5
Tommy End is sparring with several Oni mask wearing men in a dojo. However, this dojo is nothing like the Green Mist dojo that Tommy once was a part of. The walls are adorned with multiple ornate Oni masks of different designs, as well as multiple antique weapons. Tommy ducks under a kick from a red Oni trainee wearing a mask in the colors of the Great Ginzu, delivers an elbow to the back of the trainee’s head, then spins and delivers a knee to another trainee. Tommy is left facing one last trainee, this one wearing a mask reminiscent of Stanley the Weeb’s mask that he wore as part of the Masked Men. Tommy hits a Foot to the Face that drops the man, and then turns to face the camera. Tommy End: Ah, the arrogance of old age. I’ve got a plan for every occurrence, Arizona, and this just happened to be one of them. You may be The Franchise, but I’ve got plenty of nicknames as well. The Dutch Destroyer, the Flying Dutchman, the best damn pure striker in the world. You may be the Sedona Superman, but Superman has a weakness, and yours is the Demon of Darkness. Arizona, it’s past time I ended this. Just one more thing. Anyone who’s going to be in that locker room tonight, if you try to come out to stop this, you’re next. Rogers, I know you’re friends with Arizona, but it’s not worth it to try and stop me. Stanley, I know you want revenge, but if you come out tonight I’ll put you right back in that hospital bed, or worse. Don’t think I didn’t hear what you had to say. I pick when you get to fight me, Stanley. Just like I picked the date for this.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 22, 2022 12:27:33 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
I just saw Chief's Tic-Tac-Toe videos. Help bring me the titles, big man, and you'll be SWIMMING in Fabrege Eggs if you so desire. #AndNew
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Post by Penguino on Feb 22, 2022 13:45:17 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
I don’t trust the tic tac toe video. Something tells me it wasn’t an actually purchased egg
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 22, 2022 14:30:55 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy I don’t trust the tic tac toe video. Something tells me it wasn’t an actually purchased egg @bigdaddymack on Chirpy Hey, @penguino, you have a match to get ready for, am I right? I want you at your most focused when you come at Two Belt Mack tonight.
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