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Post by Dyno on Feb 22, 2022 17:58:23 GMT -5
The following advert played across all local TV channels once an hour, every hour, last night and today.
The JWA logo appears and next to it, Dyno fades in dressed in his red, white & blue GB wrestling gear.
DYNO: "Hi everyone, this is the first JWA Grand Slam champ Dyno here. In 2 weeks time, tune in to Glory to see me face off with the eighth wonder of the world, the biggest man in pro sports, Pierre. But before that this week it's SUPER GLORY! Featuring some of the best wrestlers and entertainers you'll see around today!"
Dyno fades out now and the screen is replaced by clips featuring those in action at Super Glory.
VOICE OVER: "JWA SUPER GLORY! FEBRUARY 22ND 2022! FEATURING THREE HUGE MATCH-UPS!
Arizona Chance looks for revenge against the dangerous Tommy End in a match that not only has personal stakes on the line but title contenders written over it!
Red Pirate Rogers & Mack Caliber defend the JWA World Tag Team titles against the odd couple of Yuppie VP & Chief Buffalo. Can Yuppie buy his way to a title with the monstrous Chief Buffalo or will the double champ Mack Calliber and his trusty partner Red Rogers retain their grasp at the top of the tag team division?
And in the main event, Mack Caliber does double duty, taking on the upstart Penguino. The relative newcomer set his sights on Glory from day one, can he take advantage of Mack's double shift?
IT ALL GOES DOWN AT SUPER GLORY!!!"
Dyno fades back in as the video montage finishes.
DYNO: "I'll be watching. Pierre will be watching. Join us LIVE!!!"
Dyno gives a thumbs up to the camera as the advert finishes.
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Post by Penguino on Feb 22, 2022 17:58:59 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy I don’t trust the tic tac toe video. Something tells me it wasn’t an actually purchased egg @bigdaddymack on Chirpy Hey, @penguino, you have a match to get ready for, am I right? I want you at your most focused when you come at Two Belt Mack tonight. so you want me to beat you into even more of a pulp??
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 24, 2022 17:22:10 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
A camera is following Arizona backstage after his match with Tommy.
“AAAAAH!! MY EYES!! I CAN’T SEE!!”
“We know, Zona, we know. Hop up on this gurney. There’s an ambulance waiting. We’re gonna get you over to Local Medical Facility Hospital and have you checked out—“
“NO, I’M TIRED OF DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS! I— I— AAAAAAUGH!”
The lights go out and the sounds of general confusion are heard. The lights come back on, and Doc Johnson and his medical team are standing around a gurney with no one on it. There is panic among the medical staff as they try to locate their patient. The camera captures the confusion, then focuses down on the gurney. On the gurney sheets, written in what looks like blood, are the words “HE IS MINE”. Next to the words lies the Oni mask Tommy End placed on Arizona’s face after the match.
fin
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Post by Penguino on Feb 25, 2022 16:38:51 GMT -5
Penguino walks into killies with a comical sized bump on the back of his head and a smaller one on his back. He said riders a Sam adams and grabs some bandages to try and cover the spots up but it just doesn’t work out.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Feb 25, 2022 17:40:58 GMT -5
Stanley the Weeb hobbles into Killies, along with Rebecca Mullet. Stanley no longer is using crutches.
'Forcently the doctors say my bones were not broken, just strained and bruised muscles. I should be in fighting shape soon. Garson, a can of sake for me and my girl."
Stanley looks deeply at Rebecca. "I swear that Tommy will pay for him burning down your family farm."
"Sugar," Rebecca replied, "don't worry about it. He only burned down a small outlier farm, kept as it was since Uncle Haystack's grandpapie was a kid. The real farm is a bit away in that direction, with a huge manor house."
"Uncle Haystack was rather pissed off..."
"Yes, it was where he grew up after all. It has sentlmental value."
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Post by Penguino on Feb 25, 2022 18:13:19 GMT -5
I look to the side of me
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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 25, 2022 18:52:56 GMT -5
Tommy End is seated in his typical dark room. He still has some noticeable bruises and cuts from his match against Arizona Chance. Tommy End: I did what I said I was going to do. I got my revenge. But I’m not here to gloat about my win. I’m here to lay down a challenge. Red Pirate Rogers, I want you in a match. Hopefully you’ll be accepting this challenge, you don’t seem like the type to shy away from one. See you on Glory, Red.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Feb 26, 2022 12:38:44 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Digifoto
[Rogers is at the gym, still in costume as he walks around equipment, and talks to the camera]
Tommy, after what you've done to Stanley and Arizona there's a lot I could say, but let's keep this simple. You want a match? Well, At your command.
Caption: See you at #Glory
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 26, 2022 18:21:27 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Seems like our next two Glory main events are set! This coming week it’s Dyno vs. Pierre, then the following week I’ve just signed Tommy End vs. Red Pirate Rogers! #I’mListening
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Post by Dyno on Feb 26, 2022 20:09:47 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy Seems like our next two Glory main events are set! This coming week it’s Dyno vs. Pierre, then the following week I’ve just signed Tommy End vs. Red Pirate Rogers! #I’mListening @brittnt on Chirpy "Where I'm from you don't spill a mans drink without repercussions. We were having a good time until then, damn doofus."
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 27, 2022 16:29:44 GMT -5
A quick video shows on JWA.com. It’s a highlight clip of my matches, and at the end, the text reads “Mack Caliber Issue Open Challenge on Glory.”
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 27, 2022 20:25:03 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy Seems like our next two Glory main events are set! This coming week it’s Dyno vs. Pierre, then the following week I’ve just signed Tommy End vs. Red Pirate Rogers! #I’mListening @brittnt on Chirpy "Where I'm from you don't spill a mans drink without repercussions. We were having a good time until then, damn doofus." @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy @brittnt "Get ready for the fight of your life...."
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Post by Dyno on Mar 1, 2022 10:55:35 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy "It's game day. And literally the biggest man in the game is going to get chopped down tonight. See you soon @thelumberinggiant #BeerGate #JWA #Glory"
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Post by Dyno on Mar 1, 2022 15:53:18 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy "It's game day. And literally the biggest man in the game is going to get chopped down tonight. See you soon @thelumberinggiant #BeerGate #JWA #Glory" @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy FEE FI FO FUM!!!!!!!!!! #JWA #Glory OOC: Trying to insert a gif but Proboards has other plans OOC: I simply find the gif I want, copy it's address then use the "insert image" button
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 1, 2022 16:44:56 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy "It's game day. And literally the biggest man in the game is going to get chopped down tonight. See you soon @thelumberinggiant #BeerGate #JWA #Glory" @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy @brittnt FEE FI FO FUM PIERRE ANGRY PIERRE SMASH PUNY DYNO!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Beergate #JWA #Glory
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