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Post by Dyno on Mar 3, 2022 11:52:39 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy
"Sore, bruised, pretty sure I've got a couple of cracked ribs...but that was fun. Grats big man, good luck in 2 weeks. Beers on you! 🍻 #JWA #Glory"
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 3, 2022 12:45:27 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy "Sore, bruised, pretty sure I've got a couple of cracked ribs...but that was fun. Grats big man, good luck in 2 weeks. Beers on you! 🍻 #JWA #Glory" @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy @brittnt ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #JWA #Glory
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 4, 2022 12:22:55 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
Hey Stanley @weebwarrior, in a few weeks if you're healed up enough, I'd be honored to be your opponent for your return match. #GettingBetter #BabySteps #Redemption
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Mar 4, 2022 23:07:32 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy Hey Stanley @weebwarrior, in a few weeks if you're healed up enough, I'd be honored to be your opponent for your return match. #GettingBetter #BabySteps #Redemption @weebwarrior on Chirpy Of course I would be honored @wallstwolf . You doing a Geese Howard cosplay? #FatalFury #BabySteps #YouCanBankOnIt
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Post by Penguino on Mar 7, 2022 7:24:58 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
Hey Zona you probably forgot about my opening speech a couple months ago. But I’m a man of my word and I still see that old wimp inside of you. Your life has probably turned into getting a lifetimes amount of steroids to make this look natural, I think we all know it’s not. Just reminding.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Mar 7, 2022 9:34:29 GMT -5
headline on website cmz: "wrestler wildin' out on a wharf"
[embedded video with editor drinking a big gulp talking to reporters mirroring article below]
Girthy grappler chief buffalo has been throwing around his wallet and his weight recently, but even he couldn't beat the rules of reality.
Having recently made a big chunk of cash from a desperate colleague, buffalo has been living large...r than normal with big buck spending on fabrege egg scramble snafu and a garbage disposal drain glow up. So few were surprised to see him going for broke at the local marina yesterday.
Buffalo got into an altercation with Hip Hop Star Li'l Yachty over what exactly the rapper would do for him
[in a subtitled video, buffalo wears singlet, mask, and a sailing ascot staring angrily down at a black man with pink tipped dreadlocks]
Buffalo: C'mon, get in the water li'l yacht! I gotta show off my monies!!
Li'l Yachty: What are you talking about bro, I'm not going for a swim, my agent said I was gonna party on your yacht!
Buffalo: I ain't partying with my own boat!!
Li'l Yachty: What? I'm a person...
Buffalo: No! I asked the man if I could rent a li'l yacht, see? So, yer my boat! But if yer gonna be this talkative maybe we should do something else...like solve crimes, oooh like KNIGHT BOAT!!!
Li'l Yachty: Bruh...seriously...you need to talk to a financial advisor. Too much money too fast and yer gonna go broke!
[Pause]
Buffalo: C'mon Knight Boat! There's crimes to solve!!!
Li'l Yachty: I'm out...
Buffalo: What'r you doin?!? Boats don't go on land...[he stomps on pier and crashes through planks]
[end of video]
Buffalo might be big bucks, but will he go boom or bust? We'll let you know whatever happens next.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 7, 2022 12:29:10 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy Hey Stanley @weebwarrior, in a few weeks if you're healed up enough, I'd be honored to be your opponent for your return match. #GettingBetter #BabySteps #Redemption @weebwarrior on Chirpy Of course I would be honored @wallstwolf . You doing a Geese Howard cosplay? #FatalFury #BabySteps #YouCanBankOnIt @wallstwolf on Chirpy Seems like Nightmare Geese would be more fitting, given your... tendencies. But I will not be "cosplaying" in our match. I said it would be an honor to face you in your return, I didn't say it was going to be easy.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Mar 7, 2022 17:41:06 GMT -5
@weebwarrior on Chirpy Of course I would be honored @wallstwolf . You doing a Geese Howard cosplay? #FatalFury #BabySteps #YouCanBankOnIt @wallstwolf on Chirpy Seems like Nightmare Geese would be more fitting, given your... tendencies. But I will not be "cosplaying" in our match. I said it would be an honor to face you in your return, I didn't say it was going to be easy. @weebwarrior on Chirpy Easy? Honestly if I wanted easy I would be desimating the jobber pool. I'm kinda glad you know about Nightmare Geese. Didn't peg you for a NeoGeo gamer.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 8, 2022 9:45:21 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy Seems like Nightmare Geese would be more fitting, given your... tendencies. But I will not be "cosplaying" in our match. I said it would be an honor to face you in your return, I didn't say it was going to be easy. @weebwarrior on Chirpy Easy? Honestly if I wanted easy I would be desimating the jobber pool. I'm kinda glad you know about Nightmare Geese. Didn't peg you for a NeoGeo gamer. **JWA.com exclusive** Kenny Wynn is in his Locker Room breaking tables and smashing thing while looking at his phone. Te cameraman comes closer to see whats on his phone and notices its Stanleys Chirpy post and he knocks out the cameraman while screaming
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Mar 10, 2022 8:59:51 GMT -5
@weebwarrior at Chirpy
"People have said I should focus on my next match with Yuppie instead of my rematch against Tommy. That is true. But honestly I don't actually care if I win or lose against Yuppie. What I do care about is putting on a good show. That is always what I am about. I do have a desire for vengeance against Tommy, to put him back on the correct path, but putting on a good show is just as important."
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 10, 2022 12:23:49 GMT -5
*Advertisement airing on television and the internet*
(Footage of a carnival is shown, with appropriate carnival music. Shots of the Ferris Wheel, Merry-go-round, and other attractions are shown. A carnival barker is shown standing in front of a large tent)
Barker: Step right up! Come and see the greatest show on earth! Dazzling acrobatics! Startling feats of strength! Impressive acts of endurance! Come one! Come all! Get your ticket to the carnival! THE CRASH CARNIVAL!
(Cut to shots of high impact JWA highlights as intense rock music plays. The barker comes in as voice over)
Barker: A ticket gets you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! Step right up! The Crash Carnival waits for no one!
(A graphic appears as the ad ends, showing "JWA Crash Carnival, LIVE on Pay Per View Saturday, April 16th, 2022)
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Mar 11, 2022 18:27:24 GMT -5
The phone rings in Red Pirate Rogers’s pocket; he is deep in a mentoring session with Mack Caliber and doesn’t feel it vibrating in his pocket. A familiar voice is on the voice mail.
“Rogers, I’m s— I’m sorry. I— it’s going to take control— it’s not me, it’s him. Help me, pl— WHAT YOU GOT ON GLORY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU THE NEXT TIME WE MEET. I WILL TAKE YOU TOO. Aaaugh!! Red, it’s not me— I can’t—“
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Post by Dyno on Mar 11, 2022 19:39:36 GMT -5
Dyno is shown at the gym, running through his workout with Vinny & Tiff from the Vegas gym.
Nothing else happens.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 13, 2022 12:41:24 GMT -5
[Rogers rings the doorbell of the Chance family home to see a harried looking Veronica and a fussy Madison in her arms]
RPR: Need a hand...or some rum?
[Veronica is not smiling]
Veronica: I know you mean well Red, but I don't have time for this. Someone is an hour past due for her nap, and since my husband vanished from a gurney a few weeks ago I've got my mother here which is both great and...
RPR: Not...I understand, and I'll gladly give you all some space...I just wanted to see if you'd heard from him.
Veronica: No...have you?
RPR: [pauses] yes...I'm not sure of everything, but I'm sure he's in trouble Veronica
Veronica: when is he not?
RPR: when he's here with you. I can't promise to bring him back, but I'll be there Tuesday night to try. At your command...
Veronica: do it. Any means necessary.
[Rogers bows, stands and offers Maddie a wink...the baby keeps crying, Rogers grits his teeth and leaves]
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Mar 14, 2022 8:56:45 GMT -5
I’m in the Indy airport (OOC: I’m literally in the Tampa airport waiting to fly back to Indy LOL) and I post a snip-snap (or whatever TikTok is in the universe).
I’m headed back to Glory, and I’ve just heard quite a story. My partner told me Chance isn’t well. Gotta say I’m sorry. He’s a good guy who makes bad choices sometimes. Don’t we all. So, get your head on straight and come back right, and we can brawl.
In the mean time, I got this three way match Against a karate expert with mist, and a sasquatch Gonna be a real test, gonna be a real threat But this will bring out the best Mack you can get.
Cause I rise to all challenges, like the cream to the top And if you don’t like it, tough. I ain’t gonna stop I’ll keep rhymin, and winnin, and slammin, and thrillin, The fans will explode when I take down the next villain.
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