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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Apr 7, 2022 20:30:38 GMT -5
@penguino On Chirpy @weebwarrior I meant the dojo @penguino It doesn't matter. They choose you if you join or not either way. |
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Post by Penguino on Apr 9, 2022 10:33:21 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
A video is shown of Penguino kicking some random people in the face and chopping wooden blocks in some sort of montage. He is also shown having a wrestling match which he wins by submitting Tommy Tough.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 11, 2022 10:09:18 GMT -5
The Original Ginzu bursts into the Penguin Kai dojo where Penguino is punching and chopping a dummy.
Ginzu "Close this dojo immediatly it is a disgrace!"
Penguino "Oh so you try to shut down the new one and not the one that has rained terror on you" He whispers to Kobra "Chicken."
Ginzu "So then you will make me force you to shut down."
Kobra and Ginzu stare at each other and prepare to fight but Penguino hits Ginzu with a low blow and Johnny Kobra hits a leg sweep and they throw him out of the dojo
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 11, 2022 10:30:20 GMT -5
IF YOU WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL THEN I WILL RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR KARMIC DEBT. YOU WILL BE FREE TO RETURN TO YOUR FAMILY.
You’re lying. You know the only way I win the battle royal is if I completely let Namahage take over, and I’m yours anyway. Not gonna happen.
I HAVE NOT LIED ONCE TO YOU.
But you’ve only told half truths. I may still be in chains, but that doesn’t mean I have forgotten who I am. I am
NAMAHAGE. YOU ARE NAMAHAGE.
I am the Franchise. I am the greatest wrestler in JWA history. I’m a great dad and a good husband. I am a son who cares for his ailing mother.
YOU’VE GOTTEN A TEXT. ANSWER IT.
Arizona is released from his mind prison… is he in a seedy hotel room? He looks at his phone and sees a message from Veronica. It’s a 30 second video.
Veronica’s voice is heard. “Maddie, come to Mama. YAAAAY!! You’re doing it. You’re walking! Zona! Come quick— <sigh> I wish you were here.”
Arizona is brought back into his mind prison. GIVE IN TO NAMAHAGE AND YOU CAN RETURN TO YOUR FAMILY. Arizona kneels down in his chains and weeps bitterly.
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Apr 11, 2022 14:56:28 GMT -5
Digifoto DM to Red:
Hey bro— I saw what you said, and you’ve been right about damn near everything since we hooked up, but you’re wrong about this. Losing the tag titles wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t my fault. It wasn’t the ref’s fault. One thing I learned playing sports in high school— the other guys try too. And sometimes a break just goes their way. I don’t blame you, and I hope you don’t blame you either.
Now, let’s go into that Battle Royale tomorrow and watch each other’s backs. I don’t know if the winner gets something besides a W, but that’s enough for me. Let’s be the final two and then put on a show for the fans.
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Post by Dyno on Apr 11, 2022 15:40:45 GMT -5
(OOC: I'm imaging a stereotypical 80's cheese fest here, but each advert would have a different JWA star at the end. This is Dyno's version. NB - the song was chosen as it's the same artist as the JWA Glory Theme Tune). The following advert played across all TV stations for the last week.While Dokken's "Burning Like A Flame" plays, various images of Battle Royals play out before the JWA logo hits the center of the screen before exploding to be replaced by images of the JWA stars one by one.
VOICEOVER: "Witness all the stars of the JWA fight it out in one ring at the same time in a special edition of GLORY...it's a BATTLE ROYALE!!!! Stars including the British brawler, DYNO!" Dyno then fades into picture, superimposed over the JWA logo behind him.DYNO: "Tuesday night you'll see me eliminate the entirety of the JWA roster, one by one, as I put myself back in line for a shot at the JWA World Title. It won't matter if it's a Penguin, a Buffalo, a champion or a Wall Street Broker, they're all going to have a nightmare as the best wrestler in the company wins again!" Dyno then poses, his left hand in a fist and his right give the number 1 sign as he fades out to be replaced with the start time and channel details for JWA Glory.VOICEOVER: "JWA GLORY, TUESDAY NIGHT, CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!" Advert ends. |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 12, 2022 14:18:48 GMT -5
Buffalo's version of the promo
The following advert played across all TV stations for the last week.
While Dokken's "Burning Like A Flame" plays, various images of Battle Royals play out before the JWA logo hits the center of the screen before exploding to be replaced by images of the JWA stars one by one.
VOICEOVER: "Witness all the stars of the JWA fight it out in one ring at the same time in a special edition of GLORY...it's a BATTLE ROYALE!!!! Stars including the brutal beast Chief Buffalo!"
Chief Buffalo comes into the picture, superimposed over the JWA logo behind him.
BUFFALO: "I may look slimmer, but don't be fooled...im just hungrier than ever. And in this dog-eat-dog world the rest of the locker room isn't anything but a big plate of weenies! DING DING! IT'S CHOW TIME DORKS!!"
Buffalo gives the camera a crazy stare, and he nears the camera mouth open wide like he's going to eat it, the start time and channel details for JWA Glory appear.
VOICEOVER: "JWA GLORY, TUESDAY NIGHT, CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS!"
Advert ends.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 12, 2022 14:22:58 GMT -5
Penguino and Johnny Kobra exit their car at the JWA studio.
They unload their stuff and inside one of the suitcases there is a muffled voice that they quickly tell to shut up.
They go to their locker room and unload the suitcases and the final suitcase with the muffling in it they hand it up on a closet and exit the room
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Apr 12, 2022 15:21:00 GMT -5
Stanley the Weeb's version of the promo.
Doken's "Burning Like A Flame" starts to play, but is then quickly replaced by "Konichi Wa Hurricane" from the Bubblegum Crisis anime.
Stanley and Rebecca are superimposed over the JWA logo.
Stanley: I can't guarantee that I'll win, but you all know one thing. I'll give everyone one hell of a fight.
Rebecca: Just keep your self safe darling. No telling what Tommy and Arizona have up their sleeves. Pore Arizona...being a slave to such a monster.
Stanley and Rebecca: Ja na. See you there, Otaku Nation.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 12, 2022 16:54:21 GMT -5
Penguinos version of the promo
The whole intro voiceover happens
Voiceover “This Battle Royale will include participants including the penguin from the arctic Penguino with Johnny Kobra in his corner.
Penguino appears on the screen with Johnny Kobra behind him.
Penguino “My cold heart will freeze you and then crush you.”
The glory information plays on the bottom of the screen
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 12, 2022 17:06:36 GMT -5
The following advert played across all TV stations for the last week.
While Dokken's "Burning Like A Flame" plays, various images of Battle Royals play out before the JWA logo hits the center of the screen before exploding to be replaced by images of the JWA stars one by one.
Voiceover: "Witness all the stars of the JWA fight it out in one ring at the same time in a special edition of GLORY...it's a BATTLE ROYALE!!!! Stars including the Wall Street Wolf, YUPPIE VP!"
Yuppie then fades into picture, superimposed over the JWA logo behind him.
Yuppie: In a battle royal, it's every man for himself. Luck for me, I'm accustomed to only looking out for #1. I'm hungry like the wolf... The Wall Street Wolf!
Yuppie then poses with his right hand under his chin and looking off to the right as he fades out to be replaced with the start time and channel details for JWA Glory.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 14, 2022 7:10:22 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Looking forward to Crash Carnival on pay per view this weekend, but I have just signed a match for next week’s Glory: Red Pirate Rogers will face Penguino!
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Post by Penguino on Apr 14, 2022 7:24:53 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
Fine I’ll waste my time increasing my record.
Reply by @badass Kobra
@penguino is going to murder rogers with the new Kobra training
Hash brown glory
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 14, 2022 8:09:04 GMT -5
YOU DISAPPOINT ME, NAMAHAGE.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, my name is—
I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU, ARIZONA.
Arizona was taken aback. This was the first time since being trapped in his mind prison that he had been referred to by anything other than his demon name.
NAMAHAGE, YOU ARE INEFFECTIVE. YOU ARE WEAK. IT APPEARS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THINGS PERSONALLY. YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE.
Arizona could immediately feel the demonic presence weaken, but something was still holding him there.
Great. Just great. Why wouldn’t you just go along with me? Now the boss is upset, he’ll probably torture me, and it’s all because he gives me this stupid, strong willed a**hole to take over. Dammit Arizona, what’s your problem? Just go along with the program and you and I will both get everything we want in life.
You must be Namahage. I thought he was talking to me the whole time.
He does that. Makes people believe they’re me. Makes my job easier. But you— you’ve got a strong mind and a strong will, so I’m gonna cut to the chase. What you’ve always wanted— fame, fortune, adoration— you can have it all. Just stick with the program.
I already had those. What I want is peace, family, and love.
You probably know that I can’t give you those.
Then we’re at an impasse, Namahage. You can’t give me anything I want, but I can’t get anything I want while I’m trapped here. So, status quo then? I fight like hell to get out, you fight like hell to keep me here?
Seems so. Sad thing is, I like you, Arizona. It’s a shame what I have to do to you.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Apr 14, 2022 10:02:09 GMT -5
Stanley the Weeb and Rebecca walk into Killies carrying the fish painting. Stanley gives the painting to the bartender.
Stanley: See if you can find a display case for this, will you. As winner of the Battle Royal, let's all have a toast. I still can't believe I actually won the contest. That was the longest and hardest battle I ever fought yet. I really got to get out of my jobber mentality.
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