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Post by Penguino on Apr 14, 2022 10:10:33 GMT -5
Penguino walks into killies pissed off.
He talks to Johnny in whispers for a minute and as he’s calming down he sees Stanley.
”Oh so now your going to ruin this bar with a stupid painting!”
Johnny once more calms him down and tells him that they’ll have a drink at the dojo.
Penguino still pissed exits the bar
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Apr 14, 2022 10:29:01 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Fine I’ll waste my time increasing my record. Reply by @badass Kobra @penguino is going to murder rogers with the new Kobra training Hash brown glory Via @yourcommand on Chirpy @penguino I eagerly anticipate our match, you've proved to be a more than capable competitor and I trust we can create a thriller for the fans. I trust your Kobra training will serve you as well as it did @badass_Kobra back in our three-falls "mascara contra cabellera" match in Tijuana...which, as I'm sure Johnny remembers, I won. #AtYourCommand #JWAGlory #IWouldAlsoLikeHashbrowns |
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Post by Penguino on Apr 14, 2022 10:36:07 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Fine I’ll waste my time increasing my record. Reply by @badass Kobra @penguino is going to murder rogers with the new Kobra training Hash brown glory Via @yourcommand on Chirpy @penguino I eagerly anticipate our match, you've proved to be a more than capable competitor and I trust we can create a thriller for the fans. I trust your Kobra training will serve you as well as it did @badass_Kobra back in our three-falls "mascara contra cabellera" match in Tijuana...which, as I'm sure Johnny remembers, I won. #AtYourCommand #JWAGlory #IWouldAlsoLikeHashbrowns @penguino on chirpy @your command you have to be so nice about it. I appreciate the kompliment but Kobra will strike first (with beaks) strike hard (utilizing the beak) and no mercy (with the beak). Be prepared. and Caliber my feet only touched a folding chair and not the floor. Stupid Panther Haberdashery. |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 14, 2022 11:43:03 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni Cruise: I'm standing just behind the curtain to get a word with some of the competitors being eliminated from the battle royal. Oh! Yuppie VP! Can I get a word?
Yuppie: *groans*
Toni: ...or not.
Yuppie: YES! Yes, Toni! What do you want to ask? How it feels to lose AGAIN?
Toni: Actually, I wanted to ask about what appeared to be some teamwork between yourself and Dyno out there. You'll be facing Dyno at the pay per view this weekend, so why not take the opportunity to try to weaken him?
Yuppie: That's a very good question, Toni. The most obvious thing to do would be to attack your upcoming opponent. I'm pretty sure Pierre did that to Mack Caliber. The difference is that, even though we have very different backgrounds, Dyno and I have a mutual respect of sorts. What do the kids say, "Game recognizes game"? Anyway, he's not the type to take a cheap shot just to get an easier match. Me? I'm not above it, but in this case I felt no need. I look forward to testing my skills against possibly the best to ever do it this weekend.
Toni: Any chance of you and Dyno teaming up in the future?
(Yuppie bursts out into laughter and walks out of the shot)
Toni: Fans, stay tuned for more JWA.com exclusives, and don't miss Crash Carnival this Saturday on pay per view!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 17, 2022 17:52:43 GMT -5
*I lumber my way into Killie's*
Jackson: Tough loss big guy
Pierre: *I nod*
Jackson: Well if ya need anything holler
Pierre: Oh boss
Jackson: Hmm?
Pierre: If Mack shows up tell him drinks are on me
Jackson: Will do
Pierre: Thanks
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Apr 18, 2022 10:48:44 GMT -5
After the Crash Carnival, Stanley confronts his master.
Stanley: It! Didn't! Work!
The Original Great Ginzu: So he has choosen the Red Oni from his own free will.
Stanley: You! Lied! To! Me!
O G G: So, it did it's job. Your no longer afraid of your dark half.
Stanley finds the plate with his name as former honored students and rips it from the wall and crushes it.
Stanley: I'm no longer of this Dojo. I lost. I'm not joining the Red Oni, but I am no longer honoring this Dojo. I'm going on a training journey.
O G G: Don't be hasty.
Stanley: There are other masters out there. Ninja Star. Johnny Kobra. I might even train myself. I! Don't! Need! You! Anymore!
O G G: There is a reason I choosed Tommy to become the Great Ginzu. And that was because your stronger then he is. He needed the mantel of my name. You don't.
Stanley: So long Ginzu.
Stanley leaves, fuming and carrying a huge sack, kinda appearing like Ryu from Street Fighter on his journey.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 18, 2022 11:28:32 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
I will address Dyno's offer at the beginning of this week's Glory. I've had a lot to think about.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 18, 2022 18:31:11 GMT -5
Penguino walks into killies with a completely different suitcase however it still has muffling in it. Johnny Kobra follows him holding the other suitcase that has been being carried around. Pierre notices this and looks confused at the two suitcases. Penguino and Johnny both act normally and get themselves a drink.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 18, 2022 19:16:04 GMT -5
I'm not even gonna ask.....
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 21, 2022 7:25:01 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy I would like to take this opportunity to categorically deny the allegations levied against me by Caitlyn Jerker. While I am truly pleased to see that the former Jerk has returned to us, I will not stand for having my good name run down on national television. I assure you that I will be launching a full scale investigation into who the responsible party or parties is for having Ms. Jerker sent away. (1/3) @bookitkip on Chirpy At the top of Glory I announced that next week Chesterton Shredsbury would be making his in-ring debut on next week's Glory. I have just signed the main event for next week's show - Chad Shredsbury vs. Chief Buffalo with Caitlyn Jerker in his corner! (2/3) @bookitkip on Chirpy Mack Caliber announced his intentions for The Pirate Kings to regain the World Tag Team championship, and with Dyno and Yuppie VP forming a team this week as well, it appears we have two viable challengers for the titles. In two weeks on Glory we'll have The Pirate Kings against Dyno & Yuppie in a top contender's match! (3/3) |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 21, 2022 9:58:52 GMT -5
Via @jwapocalypse
Stinks to be you Chester-dumb! Get ready to crumble!
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Post by Dyno on Apr 21, 2022 10:39:31 GMT -5
Via @brittnt on Chirpy
"@wallstwolf we've got 2 weeks to get this shit done. See you in Vegas."
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 21, 2022 11:15:34 GMT -5
Via @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
Things are getting intense around here and I feel a familiar chill in the air.... and I like it....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2022 14:41:13 GMT -5
Via @strongconfidentwoman on Chirpy Chad Shredsbury I hope the brain matches that hard body, because if you are half as smart as you are muscular then you’ll do the right thing. Save yourself from being squished by the future world champion The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean and join the Apocalypse. As for you Kip… honey, You can lick it. |
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Post by Penguino on Apr 21, 2022 15:32:55 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
Penguin Kai would be proud to join the apocalypse
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