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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2022 17:10:36 GMT -5
Via @strongconfidentwoman on Chirpy Penguino the pleasure is all mine, welcome to the winning team. You see that Kip Whistler the numbers are already starting to grow. The JWA will be mine once again. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2022 18:36:14 GMT -5
via @strongconfidentwoman on digifoto  @strongconfidentwoman Work Hard, Play Hard! Look out ladies, The Chief and I are on the prowl tonight… Did I forget to mention that I’m 100% dyke 🏳️🌈 #caitlynjerker #apocalypse #chiefbuffalow #lgbtq #pride #lickerlicence #lickit |
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 21, 2022 20:56:33 GMT -5
@surf n turf CS on chirpy
Cheerio bros. Honoured to be making me JWA debut next week. Can't wait to lock it up with Chief BuffaBro. Things may get a little gnarly but I always hang 10 in the end.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 21, 2022 21:07:11 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
@surf n turf CS I'll be cheering ya on drinks on me after the match?
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 21, 2022 21:10:33 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy @surf n turf CS I'll be cheering ya on drinks on me after the match? @surfnturfcs on chirpy Bottoms up, big guy!!!! |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 21, 2022 21:19:54 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy @surf n turf CS I'll be cheering ya on drinks on me after the match? @surfnturfcs on chirpy Bottoms up, big guy!!!! @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy Meet ya at Killie's |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 22, 2022 9:38:54 GMT -5
via @strongconfidentwoman on digifoto <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> @strongconfidentwoman Work Hard, Play Hard! Look out ladies, The Chief and I are on the prowl tonight… Did I forget to mention that I’m 100% dyke 🏳️🌈 #caitlynjerker #apocalypse #chiefbuffalow #lgbtq #pride #lickerlicence #lickit Repost from @jwapocalypse Any of you squishy squirmies who don't like this better read your ferris & young and get your heads out of that retro first wave horseS. #lipstickfeminism &#alliesforever! #apocalypse |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 22, 2022 11:09:58 GMT -5
@wallstwolf on Chirpy
Hey @brittnt where's the gym again? I'm at Harry Reid airport and I need to tell the cabbie where I'm going! Probably should have just called you.
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Post by Dyno on Apr 22, 2022 12:09:11 GMT -5
We open up at a familiar gym in Las Vegas. The camera moves inside and we see Dyno and Vinny chatting while Tiff finishes off a women's only kickboxing session. AC/DC's "Girls Got Rhythm" is playing over the jukebox. Dyno is dressed in his workout gear whereas Vinny looks like he's about to step out on the Strip. Their conversation is interrupted as Dyno's phone goes off.
DYNO: "It's him. One sec."
Dyno types something into his phone and then puts his back in his pocket as Tiff walks up.
TIFF: "Hey hun I'm just gonna wash up then we can head off. D you got everything you need? Gonna join us later?"
DYNO: "Who's playing tonight?"
VINNY: "Just a few local bands, but they really get the whole 80's Sunset Strip vibe, you know Crue, Poison and the like."
DYNO: "Sounds good, yeah I'll ask Yup if he fancies it, but first we've got work to do."
At that moment, two men walk into the gym. They look alike, in their early twenties. Both are carrying sports bags.
VINNY: "Ah good, changing room's over there boys. The fourth should be here any time so go get ready. And don't block the toilet like last time!"
Vinny turns back to Dyno.
"Don't ask mate. But they're two up and coming, been training here regularly for the last 6 months and are appearing regularly on shows around here now and are starting to get a buzz. Just call them Bo and Lee."
DYNO: "When you said Twins, I thought you meant something else pal."
They both laugh as Tiff re-joins them as "Money Talks" by AC/DC kicks in and the camera pans out before fading to black.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2022 14:19:59 GMT -5
Via @strongconfidentwoman on Digiphoto ![]()  Chad Shredsbury you’re a very lucky young man. This Tuesday you get to choose your own destiny. Which is it to be… yet another white meat babyface or perhaps with my guidance, an apocalyptic Legend Killer? The claws come out this Tuesday. Don’t lose sight. #caitlynjerker #nailsonpoint #decisionsdecisions #apocalypse |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 23, 2022 8:38:24 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Yuppie VP arrives at the gym, looking a bit flustered)
Yuppie: Hey Dyno! I didn't think this place would be that hard to find. Turns out telling a cab driver "the MMA gym in Las Vegas" isn't specific enough of a destination.
Dyno: No worries. Get changed and meet me and the lads in the ring.
(A brief training montage airs showing Yuppie and Dyno working out with Bo, Lee, and Vinny. The boys are then standing around the ring)
Yuppie: I gotta tell you, I've done some intense training sessions with Barney Burrowitt, Chase and Kenny, but this was way more intense than that. I can see why you're the best in the business, Dyno.
Dyno: There is no "best". Even the "best" can get better. There's always something new to learn, new techniques to master.
Yuppie: I guess that's part of my problem. I've been pursuing perfection, when perfect is the enemy of good.
Bo: "Perfect is the enemy of good"?
Lee: He means focusing on doing something perfectly can distract you from mastering it.
Bo: Oh. I think I get it.
Dyno: Alright, lads. Let's get cleaned up. We're going out on the town with Vinny and Tiff.
Yuppie: We are? What's the plan? I know a great club at The Wynn - no relation to Kenny. I just need to get my suit pressed...
Dyno: F*** that, Yup. We're checking out some 80s hair metal cover bands. You need to loosen up a bit. Wear some jeans for once.
Yuppie: Jeans? And what else? A hooded sweatshirt? No offense, Dyno, but you dress like a child.
Bo: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Lee: Calm down, Bo. He don't mean anything by it.
Dyno: Consider this your next lesson. What you do outside of the ring is as important as what you do inside of it. Try not to focus so much on presenting yourself as a Wall Street hotshot. Think of yourself as a professional fighter. The more relaxed you are outside the ring, the more comfortable you'll be in it.
Yuppie: You're asking me to abandon the way I've been living my life for the past decade?
Dyno: It couldn't hurt, could it now? We're going to turn you from a Chap into a proper Lad!
Yuppie: If you say so. What did I get myself in to?
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Apr 23, 2022 9:23:03 GMT -5
Stanley the Weeb is in a barn lifting weights. Uncle Haystack Mullet is near by. "Your doing great Stan. Your getting stronger. Your getting more durable without going into that Mu thing you go into. Soon I'll teach you to timber fall."
"That..." Stanley lofts the barbell, "works for you because," and over his head, "of your size. I can't," he puts the barbell down,"be that huge." Stanley takes out a handkerchief and whiped off sweat off his brow. "Besides, I already tower over your granddaughter. If I shoot up too big it might become even more dangerous the time it comes to give you a great grandchild."
"That's true boy. But don't worry about that. It takes a lot to harm a Mullet. Even my cousin Mort is a tough dude."
"I got to do more than be able to fall like a tree in a forest."
"I trained both the Mullet Cousins and Mullet Brothers. And them are dudes of different sizes. I can make them winners, I can help you be a winner too."
Stanley starts lifting again. "I'm...not that...worried about...winning or...losing. Just...saving Tommy...from the Red...Oni." Stanley puts down the weight. "I sure hope all this training is worth it in the end. Arizona also."
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Post by Penguino on Apr 23, 2022 12:06:02 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
@surf n turf CS can't wait to see you get crushed by buffalo that will be a nice treat for me and Kobra. Johnny has been busy recently and looks forward to relaxing.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Apr 23, 2022 17:48:39 GMT -5
*** A JWA.com exclusive video ***
Tommy End is meditating in a dimly lit room. He’s wearing a white and grey suit vest and still wearing the eyepatch over his injured eye.
Tommy End: I heard someone had something to say about my Friday the 13th challenge. Pierre, if I were you I wouldn’t be making threats. I understand I’ve just wrecked two of your best friends in the JWA, but you aren’t going to get revenge. Stanley tried that, but you saw what happened to him. But on to the elephant in the room. Apocalypse. Stay out of my way. Don’t try to take my tag titles. Don’t even think about taking my JWA title. Stay out of my way. I don’t care if it’s man, woman, buffalo, or penguin. Poison mist to the eyes still does the same damage. Just stick to whatever petty feuds you have going on, and let the Dutch Destroyer handle his business.
*As Tommy lapses back into his meditation, the video fades to black.*
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 24, 2022 10:02:41 GMT -5
Via @thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
All that meditation isn't going to save you.....
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