Seph Kobane
Main Eventer
Looking for a place in the world.
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Post by Seph Kobane on Jul 16, 2022 2:02:27 GMT -5
From BUZFED.COM:
JWA star says Conor Caine "definitely hurt" and return looks "bleak".
Grappling Watcher Weekly's (GWW) James Seltzer is reporting that Conor Caine is definitely hurt and his return appears bleak. Seltzer clarified rumours by saying that the Relentless One may not be making a comeback within the next week. That Chirp was sent out following the Glory this week where Tommy End fought a losing battle against the returning Duke Mongoose.
At the event, Caine appeared and cut a promo on fellow wrestler Seph Kobane, with whom Conor has traded wins. In the promo, Caine appeared to get into hot water after using an expletive live on air, an act that was not caught by the censors at the time.
Seltzer was quick to note, however, that Conor's injury is not due to his quick tongue and was because of an attack that took place later in the evening as the Relentless One was walking home from Killie's Bar. He was treated at the scene and spent some time in the emergency room getting fixed up. Conor has suffered a number of head injuries over the last few weeks due to the Bad Luck Bros (Seph Kobane and Bad Luck Bradley) and even wrestled against JWA wishes, filling in a liability waiver before his match at Super Glory.
Did Kip have a quick word with Caine that turned to fast hands? Is it Jerker, escaped from jail and back once again to lay down her own brand of justice? Or have the Bad Luck Bros once again sabotaged Caine's return? Only time will tell.
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Post by Ashe on Jul 16, 2022 7:14:25 GMT -5
 He better watch his back... |
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
Posts: 312
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jul 18, 2022 10:28:34 GMT -5
On chirpy.
@surfsupcs posts: whilst on a quick rock climbing/BASE jumping trip with my mate Hondo and this cool dude @kennywynn, found ourselves chatting about my upcoming digits on a pole match against @atyourcommand. I have little doubt that the best man will win and get what he deserves. See you all tomorrow.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 21, 2022 7:47:49 GMT -5
“I think she’d be great for you. Let me know.”
Arizona looked up from reading Archaeology Today and his gaze settled on his wife. “Babe, who were you talking to?” He took a sip of his morning coffee.
“I thought I’d give Red a call, so I left him a message. See, I know this lady I work with at Buggies for Babies, and she’s single, and she’d be perfect for Red.”
Arizona involuntarily spit his coffee onto his magazine. “Ronnie… what are you thinking? He’s just had his heart broken less than 24 hours ago. Give him some time to breathe.”
“Well… he just looked so dejected after the match when Toni didn’t pick up. I thought it might cheer him up to know that someone else is interested.”
“You should’ve talked with me first. That isn’t how guys operate. Actually, I don’t think that’s how anyone operates.”
“Well… see… I already told her we’d be going on a double date next week.” Veronica grinned sheepishly, like someone who knew she had screwed up but didn’t know how to fix it.
“Then you’re going to tell her you were mistaken.”
“Let’s just let Red respond. He may want to get back up on the horse quickly.” Arizona grumpily agreed and returned to his now coffee-stained magazine.
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Post by Dyno on Jul 21, 2022 10:42:58 GMT -5
Latest on Dyno absence, Contract Talks, Ice Cream Bars, Fortune & Glory note
Courtesy Dean Robb Shap at Fighting.com
We understand that the reason given for Dyno's recent absence is legit and he has indeed been unwell. It is not linked to any contract talks and the Brit is expected to return on this coming week's Glory, if not at Fortune & Glory.
As for contract talks, these are meant to be progressing well and he is expected to sign a contract extension in the coming weeks. Dyno is one of a number of JWA stars involved in contract talks at the moment. More news when we get it.
The latest batch of JWA Ice Cream bars are to go on sale at Fortune & Glory featuring images of Penguino and Chesterton Shredsbury.
Fortune & Glory is a legit sell-out save for some last minute changes to the set which should release a few hundred more sightline seats.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jul 21, 2022 16:14:05 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 22, 2022 14:11:25 GMT -5
***JWA.Com Exclusive***
Chet Desmond: Fans, I'm here at Harry Reid International Airport in Nevada in advance of Saturday's Fortune & Glory pay per view, and I'm hoping to get a word with Duke Mongoose. He should be coming this way any minute now. AH! Duke! Can I get a word?
(Duke Mongoose walks into the shot. He is dressed in bright pink and white Zubaz pants, his VTV shirt, sunglasses, and a baseball cap with a feather insignia on it)
Duke Mongoose: Who the hell are you and what the hell do you want? Can't you see I'm a very busy and important man!
Chet: Mr. Mongoose, I'm Chet Desmond. I'm the field reporter for JWA Mania.
Duke: OH, YES! CHEST! Good to see you again. Make it quick.
Chet: Uhh, yes, well, it's Chet not Chest. Regardless, I wanted to find out if you were concerned at all about the apparent threats that been lobbed at you by a Mystery Assailant as of late.
Duke: Threats? Mystery Assailant? I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Look, Big Daddy Duke's got a World Championship to win, Chest, and right now I've got a very lucky but impatient lady waiting for me at The Bellagio.
(Duke walks hurriedly out of the shot)
Chet: I guess there you have it. Duke Mongoose isn't letting the threats get to him, or at least that's what he wants us to think. For JWA.com, I'm Chest... CHET... Desmond. Be sure to join us tomorrow for Fortune & Glory!
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Post by Ashe on Jul 22, 2022 20:22:01 GMT -5
blissful ignorance...
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 24, 2022 20:15:14 GMT -5
Arizona is back in his hotel room at the Wynn with Veronica.
“Am I getting too old for this? I haven’t been on a losing streak like this in a while, and… what do you think babe?”
“I think I support you no matter what you want to do. But if you retire, you’d better find something to do besides go sign autographed pictures of yourself for cash at Rassle Con.” Veronica smiles to let Arizona know that even that would be OK.
“Long as I’m happy, huh? Well, the J-1 will be here soon enough. One more shot at that. And then, Friday the 13th. At that point, maybe my hand is forced.”
“Maybe. But maybe not. I’ve seen you overcome every challenge you’ve faced. Except your own ego.” She rolls over and turns out the light.
“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean? I just lost another title and I’m reflecting. Don’t do me like that!”
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 24, 2022 22:47:23 GMT -5
*Likewise to Arizona, Tommy End is in his hotel room, but unlike Arizona, he’s alone, and very clearly drunk. Tommy is watching footage from the match over and over again, trying to figure out where it went wrong. Tommy pulls his phone out of his pocket, and somehow manages to dial Arizona’s number. It immediately goes to voicemail.*
Tommy End: Zona, that loss was on me. It seems like I can’t do anything right at the moment, to be honest. I don’t think I can come up with some new moves or a new persona to reinvent myself this time. I know you have your family to take your mind off of the loss, but I don’t have anything like that.
*Tommy thinks for a moment, as though he’s trying to word something.*
Tommy End: You know what, just come meet me if you get the chance. I can’t explain this properly on the phone.
*Tommy ends the voicemail, then grabs the bottle by his chair and takes a long swig.*
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 24, 2022 22:57:57 GMT -5
Stanley calls Tommy, only to get his voice mail.
"Look. Me and Rebecca were late to the ring. Seems we couldn't do anything to cheer both you and Arizona up. Maybe you should see our sister Mirai. She seems to be on a winning streak lately as the Great Ginzu. Arizona has family. You also have family. Me as a fist brother and Mirei as a fist sister. If not us, prehaps some of our kohime (ooc: lower classmen) from the old dojo."
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 24, 2022 23:22:46 GMT -5
Herman "the Angry Wrestling" Nerd calls Tommy up and gets Tommy's voice mail.
"Herman Nerd here. Didn't they teach you some animal styles at that dojo of yours? Stop trying to be a shity wrestler and become a muggerlugging beast. Scratch. Bite. Toss your own shit. Do that thing Stanley does with the head and get your opponent to bleed. Who cares if your opponent wins when they are in the local medical facility. Piece out from one half of the old Nerd Allert."
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 25, 2022 7:35:11 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
What a fantastic event Fortune & Glory was! Congratulations to our new World Tag Team Champions! Just a reminder: Glory this week has a special start time of 12:30pm Eastern / 5:30pm BST. Battle Royal for a shot at the World Heavyweight Title!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 25, 2022 7:40:26 GMT -5
*I lumber my way into Killie's with the belt around my belly and Chesterton on my back*
Pierre: FEE FI FO FUM GUESS WHO HAS BELTS AROUND TUM!!!!!
Jackson: *belly laughs at my antics and wraps his arms around me*
Pierre: *I wrap my arms around Jackson and hold him tight*
Jackson: The usual big guy?
Pierre: The usual for us.... and..... a platter of hot wings fit for a giant and his little bro *I let go of him*
Jackson: On it big guy *he begins working on the order*
*We head over to the soundproof part of the bar*
Chesterton: I still can't believe we're the champs
Pierre: We promised to make Big Waves in JWA and that's what we did we and Red took out the Apocalypse..... and now we're champs.....
Chesterton: *grins*
Pierre: *grins back*
Jackson: *brings us our drinks and food*
Pierre: A great day.... capped off with a meal fit for a giant and his little bro
Chesterton: You said it mate *he makes a toast with his tankard* To belts to bros and to giants!!!!!! *he tries to clink his tankard with my keg* it was worth a shot
Pierre: *I belly laugh* cheers little bro
Chesterton: Cheers!!!!!!!
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Post by Ashe on Jul 25, 2022 9:28:05 GMT -5
@theashesassin on chirpy
“I came back to prove that I’m still the top of this company. No middle aged idiot with hair that’s stupidity is only surpassed by the jackass wearing it is gonna stop me from proving that. At the next event, I can promise that rodent that I’m gonna stomp him into the ground, and make my ascension to the very peak of the JWA.”
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