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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 28, 2022 18:33:52 GMT -5
“It’s a weird mix of country and Japan. It’s like if Jimmy Wang Yang had a party for his daughter. These Mullet women are… well…” OOC: I will mark out for any reference to my man Jimmy Wang Yang, the best of the cowboys. Even Adam Page pales in comparison. You know he was like 18 when he joined WCW? He's 41 now. Man was phenomenal. OCC: I honestly don't know who he is, but he sounds like fun. Shanghai Noon before Chong Wang (Jacky Chan channeling John Wayne). |
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 28, 2022 18:47:08 GMT -5
OOC: I will mark out for any reference to my man Jimmy Wang Yang, the best of the cowboys. Even Adam Page pales in comparison. You know he was like 18 when he joined WCW? He's 41 now. Man was phenomenal. OCC: I honestly don't know who he is, but he sounds like fun. Shanghai Noon before Chong Wang (Jacky Chan channeling John Wayne). OOC: Just watched his "Where Are They Now" video. He does seem cool and authentic. |
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 28, 2022 19:01:53 GMT -5
"So, is everyone enjoying themselves? Good. Nani? You have a surprise for me? Let me guess, cosplay strippers? Not much of a surprise man. I am an otaku and this is a batchelor party."
It wasn't exactly a striptease, but their are cosplaying pole dancers and other exotic dancers proving they can be sexy without taking off their clothing. There's Sexy Moon. That one is Yor F...um...let's not say her porno-ish name. Stockings and Garterbelt from the anime of the same name, who already look like stripper angles. A sexy EGL dressed woman with black sausage curls bouncing every which way.
And Stanley yawns. He is sure Rebecca is being given lap dances by her own cosplay strippers. A sexy Randy Ranma-chan tries to grind him but Stanley refuses.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jul 28, 2022 20:53:41 GMT -5
"So, is everyone enjoying themselves? Good. Nani? You have a surprise for me? Let me guess, cosplay strippers? Not much of a surprise man. I am an otaku and this is a batchelor party." It wasn't exactly a striptease, but their are cosplaying pole dancers and other exotic dancers proving they can be sexy without taking off their clothing. There's Sexy Moon. That one is Yor F...um...let's not say her porno-ish name. Stockings and Garterbelt from the anime of the same name, who already look like stripper angles. A sexy EGL dressed woman with black sausage curls bouncing every which way. And Stanley yawns. He is sure Rebecca is being given lap dances by her own cosplay strippers. A sexy Randy Ranma-chan tries to grind him but Stanley refuses. This is the problem with going to bachelor parties as a middle aged, happily married man. Young enough to know you still can go crazy, but enough wisdom to know you shouldn’t. “Hey Stan, I know the party is picking up, but I’m super tired. And no special friend to freely make me feel perfect. I’m gonna head home. Have fun, stay safe, and please take a cab home.” Arizona drives away, having only had a single drink, and as he pulls into his driveway, a SUV pulls in at the same time. Arizona opens the window. “I guess neither of us can hack it anymore, eh Ronnie?” Veronica exits the SUV. “Probably for the best. We need to let Red get out of here anyway. His rate doubles after 11pm.” |
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 28, 2022 21:18:32 GMT -5
Red Pirate Rogers is curled up with a copy of "Remains of the Day" in Arizona's chair as the Chances return.
"Forgive my usurping your throne Arizona, it was too inviting to resist, I'm afraid."
"How was she, Red?" Ronnie asks.
"Angelic and impish in equal measure, we had a small dispute over the milk before bed...she wanted to demonstrate her bubble blowing prowess, but once we did one for the bubbles and two for the tummy, we were set for the night. I did promise she could keep the silly straw, she seemed quite taken with it." He points to the high chair where there is a bizarrely twisted neon green straw with a tiny plastic parrot in a shirt labeled "Sips Ahoy".
"You spoil her worse than her granny," Arizona laughs.
"My first night as champion and I got to spend it with someone who couldn't give a tossed stuffy for the trinket? She spoils me."
Red gathers his leather duster and keys and stands to go, "oh, Veronica, I left a little something for that friend you mentioned, would you do me the kindness of passing it along?"
"Sure thing, Red". Rogers gives a bow, straightens up, and walks out, blowing a kiss toward Maddie's crib on his way.
Arizona asks, "is this for the set-up you were trying to arrange?"
Veronica finds a single rose on the kitchen island, tucked into a half-rolled scroll and holds it up to Arizona, "Any person recommended by Veronica Chance is someone I would very much like to meet. I anxiously await our first encounter, at your command--RPR" (His phone number written below). Veronica gives Arizona an "I-told-you-so-smile" while Arizona shakes his head and starts to get ready for bed.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jul 29, 2022 0:04:34 GMT -5
This was definitely not exciting to Stanley the Weeb. All the beautiful temptations and honestly all he could think about was Rebecca Mullet, his future wife (and technically current wife, since they actually tied the knot a month ago and decided to keep quiet to set up a slammer of a public ceremony and reception for the fans).
He wasn't actually drinking anything but sparkling fruit flavored water tonight, even if he had three...no now four cans of his favorite canned sake unopened. This wasn't the time to actually get drunk and lose control, even if he was expected to do so by, well, practically everyone.
After the cosplay strippers did there dances, they actually got to talking about weeb matters, and was surprised that a good number of them actually have more than a little knowledge of his favorite subject. Some people have given him some copies of Interspecies Reviewers as a stag gift. Honestly, I own two copies of the BluRay, I have no need for more.
He was surprised that no strippers performed as Krim, the "tenjin" of Interspecies Reviewers. Then again, it is understandable why not.
He nodded to Jackson that he had enough and said his goodbyes after Arizona left, and said that the party can go on without him till closing time.
They called me a cab, and I accepted. It brought me home, where I opened the door and spotted Rebecca. I kissed her, missing her dearly.
"How was the party?"
"Boaring as kuso. It's still going on, just without the guest of horror. You?"
"Well, you know how crazy my mom gets at these events. But once Veronica left, I didn't want to be there anymore."
"Cosplay strippers?"
"Yep. Got grinded on by a sexy Yugi. You?"
"A Randy Ranma-chan. A Yor Forger. Panty. Garderbelt. A generic Gothic Lolita who felt like dressing like a generic Gothic Lolita was enough. That was actually depressing. Made me think about you."
"How so?"
"She had the sterotypical sausage curls."
"Oh. Mine are real thoe."
"What makes you say that?"
"Have you actually seen the wigs they call Gothic Lolita made in the states?"
"Yes I have. I own a few."
They both laugh and both go to bed. For sleep.
(OOC: Feal free to continue to roleplay the batchelor party. Just cause I'm not actually there shouldn't actually end it.)
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Post by Seph Kobane on Jul 29, 2022 7:39:24 GMT -5
OOC: I will mark out for any reference to my man Jimmy Wang Yang, the best of the cowboys. Even Adam Page pales in comparison. You know he was like 18 when he joined WCW? He's 41 now. Man was phenomenal. OCC: I honestly don't know who he is, but he sounds like fun. Shanghai Noon before Chong Wang (Jacky Chan channeling John Wayne). OOC: you've learnt a lot this week. Gorilla position. Jimmy Wang Yang. Next week I'll tell you about marks, smarks and kayfabe. It's gonna blow your mind. |
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Post by Dark Mauler on Aug 7, 2022 20:29:35 GMT -5
*Tommy End wakes up in his hotel room, in a daze. The first thing he sees are multiple bottles on the floor, some broken, but all empty. The second thing he sees is a man seated in a meditation position, his back turned to Tommy. Tommy immediately stumbles to his suitcase and pulls out a pair of wicked looking daggers. He’s about to attack the intruder when he’s interrupted by a voice he knows all too well.*
Red Oni: You should not have banished me, Tommy. By releasing me you released your winning edge.
Tommy End: Don’t even try, demon. I did exactly what was needed. You might have gave me some skill I didn’t have otherwise, but I’d rather be my own man.
Red Oni: You’re lying to yourself. I was always part of you. You wouldn’t have won the title you held so dear without my influence. You aren’t yourself anymore, and you beating me was the reason why.
Tommy End: Enough of this. If I didn’t end you before, I will now.
*With a quick motion, Tommy leaps at the man, stabbing him in the head. The man crumples into a bundle of rags. Tommy sits down, but the voice speaks again, this time in Tommy’s mind.*
Red Oni: I am still here, Tommy. I’ve been in your brain this entire time. Take a look at what you drank.
*Tommy looks down at the bottles. He picks up a vial he hadn’t seen prior to the encounter with the Oni, and reads the label, which says Demon Mist.*
Red Oni: Thank you for letting me back in, Tommy. Although perhaps I should thank your opponents for gifting you the loss. Or the alcohol for dulling your senses enough to make you drink the mist. But goodbye for now, Tommy. We can talk later.
*In a rage, Tommy throws both daggers at once, impaling them into the Oni mask. He then pulls out his phone, and sees many missed calls from Stanley.*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 8, 2022 11:28:18 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy I hope you had a fun wedding, Stanley The Weeb because I'm going to beat my dry cleaning bill out of you tomorrow on Glory. That is, if you're not a coward like Ashe and you actually ACCEPT my challenge. |
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Aug 8, 2022 13:59:17 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy I hope you had a fun wedding, Stanley The Weeb because I'm going to beat my dry cleaning bill out of you tomorrow on Glory. That is, if you're not a coward like Ashe and you actually ACCEPT my challenge. @weebwarrior on Chirpy @mongooseisloose Your on buddy. Been meaning to advenge Stanley Steriaca. |
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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 8, 2022 17:07:24 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
As a result of some unforeseen events, the match pitting Conor Caine against Penguino has been moved to next week's Glory. This week we'll have Duke Mongoose take on Stanley The Weeb in Stan's first match since tying the knot!
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Aug 8, 2022 19:07:32 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy As a result of some unforeseen events, the match pitting Conor Caine against Penguino has been moved to next week's Glory. This week we'll have Duke Mongoose take on Stanley The Weeb in Stan's first match since tying the knot! @weebwarrior on Chirpy @bookitkip How is the condition of the arena? I assume we left a big mess after the wedding. As for you Duke, how was the cake? |
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Post by Penguino on Aug 8, 2022 20:58:53 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
Sorry to hear the delay but my family who realizes that I’ve actually become successful has tried to come over so I guess I’ll have them over cause of the delay.
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Aug 8, 2022 22:01:35 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Sorry to hear the delay but my family who realizes that I’ve actually become successful has tried to come over so I guess I’ll have them over cause of the delay. @weebwarrior on Chirpy @penguino Did you enjoy yourself at the wedding? |
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Post by Penguino on Aug 9, 2022 6:39:46 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Sorry to hear the delay but my family who realizes that I’ve actually become successful has tried to come over so I guess I’ll have them over cause of the delay. @weebwarrior on Chirpy @penguino Did you enjoy yourself at the wedding? @penguino on chirpy It was kind of hard to though but I did enjoy jumping off the cake |
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