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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 9, 2022 11:24:01 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy As a result of some unforeseen events, the match pitting Conor Caine against Penguino has been moved to next week's Glory. This week we'll have Duke Mongoose take on Stanley The Weeb in Stan's first match since tying the knot! @weebwarrior on Chirpy @bookitkip How is the condition of the arena? I assume we left a big mess after the wedding. As for you Duke, how was the cake? @bookitkip on Chirpy We have one of the finest cleaning staffs in the world, so the JWA Studio will be in tip top shape come bell time tonight. No worries! Good luck tonight! |
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Post by Ashe on Aug 10, 2022 19:39:56 GMT -5
JWA.com exclusive footage!
Following his flop of a main event and an intense stare down, Ashe hops into the ring with a mic and throws the bag of popcorn in the face of Big Dummy Duke, causing The Mongoose to immediately get physical, with the two going into a brawl. The brawling goes on for almost 5 seconds, before Ashe kicks Duke in the gut, allowing for an Irish Whip into the ropes, as Ashe runs at the opposite ones, and hits a spear to Duke on the rebound. Ashe picks up the mic, and utters only 2 words. “I accept…”
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Aug 10, 2022 22:02:07 GMT -5
JWA.com exclusive footage! Following his flop of a main event and an intense stare down, Ashe hops into the ring with a mic and throws the bag of popcorn in the face of Big Dummy Duke, causing The Mongoose to immediately get physical, with the two going into a brawl. The brawling goes on for almost 5 seconds, before Ashe kicks Duke in the gut, allowing for an Irish Whip into the ropes, as Ashe runs at the opposite ones, and hits a spear to Duke on the rebound. Ashe picks up the mic, and utters only 2 words. “I accept…” Stanley gets back into the ring during the exclusive. "I know your mad at Duke. We ALL are mad at the big bullie. But watch your actions Ashe. You don't want to be seen as being as bad as he is." Rebecca finally comes down to the ring, and helps her husband out of the ring. |
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Seph Kobane
Main Eventer
Looking for a place in the world.
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Post by Seph Kobane on Aug 11, 2022 4:36:50 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOBACKSTAGE WITH SEPH KOBANEToni Cruise is standing smiling at the camera. She pauses for a moment before speaking.
Toni Cruise: Hi JWA.com exclusive video, Toni Cruise here with "The Truth" Seph Kobane via video.
Camera cuts to grainy, laggy footage of Seph in a darkened room. There is a gap before he responds, clearly not using the most up-to-date footage. He nods, sniffs, looks around.
Toni: Seph, we were expecting to see and hear from you this week on Glory. Why the absence?
Seph waits a moment and we see him hear Toni's words. He leans forward.
Seph Kobane: It's been over four months since I left the compound and I ran and hid for most of them. I thought that I was safe here, that I was untouchable. I was cocky. I thought that avoiding Glory would mean that I would be hidden again, that the sights would be taken off me. I'm not ashamed to admit but I thought about skipping town... Or at least speaking to Kip and taking some time, maybe unannounced appearances. But they found me.
Seph waits as Toni responds. He see him leaning over to pick something up offscreen.
Toni: Who found you, Seph?
Seph raises a box into view. Black, with a bright red bow.
Seph: My past.
He slowly crushes the box in his hands. There is resistance, whatever is inside is stopping him... or does not want to be destroyed.
Seph: I remembered how terrified I was.
He picks up another, identical box. Black with a bright red bow. He crushes it again, finding it more difficult this time.
Seph: I remembered how I ran.
He picks up a third box. Again, black and red. Again, he squeezes it, finding it almost impossible. He releases a roar of anger, pain, effort, frustration. He cannot crush it. He stands.
Seph: I'm going to find another way.
He disappears offscreen, his movements jaggy and stuttered. The feed cuts. Toni is standing with a professional look straight to cam.
Toni: Seph Kobane there, with an evocation or... a promise. Toni Cruise reporting for JWA.com.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 11, 2022 11:17:56 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Following the events of this week's edition of Glory, I have signed Duke Mongoose vs. Ashe for the upcoming Super Glory the first week of September! I can also announce that Ashe is now officially signed with JWA and will make his in-ring debut against Tommy End in two weeks! (1/2)
Also tentatively scheduled for the upcoming Super Glory will be Red Pirate Rogers defending the JWA World Heavyweight Title and Big Waves defending the JWA World Tag Team Championship. Who will their opponents be? (2/2)
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Aug 12, 2022 9:22:11 GMT -5
@weebwarrior on Chirpy
Rebecca is in the local medical facility because of her condition. Please pray for her.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 12, 2022 10:40:15 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
Keeping Rebecca in my thoughts @weebwarrior
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Seph Kobane
Main Eventer
Looking for a place in the world.
Posts: 117
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Post by Seph Kobane on Aug 13, 2022 16:16:18 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOBACKSTAGE WITH BAD LUCK BRADLEY AFTER
GETTING A KICKING FROM STANLEY THE WEEBToni Cruise is storming down the corridor after a glistening Bad Luck Bradley. He is holding the back of his head and rubbing an ice pack on his neck. It is doing little other than smearing around his sweat. A thin trickle of blood runs from between his eyes, his cheeks stained green from the mist.
Toni Cruise: Hi JWA.com exclusive video, Toni Cruise here trying to get a word in with Bad Luck Bradley of the Bad Luck Bros. Brad!
Bradley has stopped outside the locker room and turned, bleary eyed to our intrepid reporter.
Toni: Hi Bradley, Toni Cruise here with JWA.com. Brad, that was one hell of a beating you took in the ring.
Bradley: Hey let me tell you right now, Toni Cruise, JWA.com, exclusive look at me, the Bad Luck wrestler, allegedly! The leader of the Bad Luck Bros, yeah, and do me a favour camera-geek, zoom in here, brother, right between my eyes.
The cameraman does so. It snaps quickly into focus, showing the rake where the ropes broke his skin.
Bradley: You see what this is? This is proof, undeniable, of evil, that's what that is. What type of man does this to a brother? What type of man pops a pressure point and spits spicy saliva and furiously furrows foreheads? Let me tell you right now, no thinking necessary, yeah, I'll tell you what type of man does that, and that's a man on the edge. That's a man who cuts and runs, that's a man who has a darkness in his soul, brother, one that has hidden under a rock, scrabbling and clawing and scratching and digging and then the Truth, yeah, the Truth, brother, Seph Kobane, yeah, the Truth appears, lifts that rock and exposes it and that's what we got here, brother, sister, Toni Cruise, yeah, we gots some scuttling is what we got, some running to the hills, yeah!
Toni stares open-mouthed.
Toni: Sorry, Bradley, are you accusing Stanley of... What? How is Seph involved? This was a match between-
Bradley: I get you Toni, I hear you, I see you, yeah. Bad Luck Bradley is saying that since Seph has arrived, since these fine young upstarts like Ashey-baby and Conorcaine and Chesterface Charleston Chewsbury-
Toni: Duke Mongoose too.
There is the briefest of pauses.
Bradley: Duke Mongoose is back?
Toni: He is.
Suddenly, to the camera, with unbridled fury.
Bradley: Juicy Mongoosey! I told you never to come back. You still owe me a hot ten for Memphis! I demand a rematch! Next week! On Glory! Pre-show! At the Alamo!
Suddenly he is back to being smooth as a sweaty, buttery biscuit.
Bradley: Since these new cats have arrived, things have been screwy, yeah, is it a coincidence? Probably, yeah, but maybe the change is in me, the alleged Bad Luck Wrestler. Maybe I riled Stan up when he saw how shiny I am now I'm the leader of the Bros. Maybe he's jealous of these pythons I got here, or the jewellery, yeah, the gold, the trinkets, the boom boxes and VHS players. A lot of men are after Bad Luck Bradley, Toni, and Stanley the Weebley is only number one on the list of people ready to spit in my face. Dig it!
Bradley turns and bursts open the door to the locker room. He stops dead in his tracks. The camera follows him. The only sound is that of crunching as Brad shifts his feet back and forth. The entire locker room is filled with boxes. Black boxes, red bows. Each one is destroyed, torn to pieces, crushed, flushed, stomped. Bradley utters a soft, "Seph?" and then turns to the camera, his green-stained eyes wide with panic, a single thread of red drawn down his face. |
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 14, 2022 7:55:51 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Bad Luck Bradley is still around AND wants to get back in the ring with me? You’re taking your life in your hands facing Big Daddy Duke before Glory! SEE YOU AT THE ALAMO! (What the hell is he talking about?)
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Aug 15, 2022 13:39:07 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 20, 2022 9:09:11 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
That clown Ashe had better not try any funny business while I'm at the commentary desk on Glory this week. I'm a professional broadcaster. It's true! Don't listen to that pathological liar Rodd Puttergill or his buddy Chest Diamond!
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Seph Kobane
Main Eventer
Looking for a place in the world.
Posts: 117
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Post by Seph Kobane on Aug 22, 2022 16:50:38 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOFOLLOWING OUR BOY BRADLEY AS HE SEARCHES FOR SEPH.Chet Desmond's voice floats airily over footage of Bad Luck Bradley as he walks down a nice suburb. The sun is shining, and so the Bad Luck Wrestler is iridescent in the light.
CHET DESMOND: Bad Luck Bradley has been searching for Seph Kobane now for nine days. His mission has sent him hither and yon, to and fro. Whence stops he? No man knows.
Cut to a talking head of Bad Luck Bradley.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: Yeah, we're here in the neighbourhood, we're walking, yeah, we're striding, freestyling, walking and talking, yeah, Bad Luck Bradley and Chetty Deb, yeah.
Cut to Bad Luck Bradley walking up steps, a notepad in his enormous hands.
CHET DESMOND: Hopefully he finds some answers here.
Bad Luck Bradley knocks the door and, after a moment, Francis X. McCorry answers. He's wearing a cardigan over a gentle suit.
FX MCCORRY: Well now, Bradley. What's the fuss?
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: Yeah, Bad Luck Bradley at the door, knocking and rocking, asking and basking, turning to you, The Effect, yeah, Francis X. McCorry, yeah, FX, the man, yeah, for some advice, man to man, yeah.
FX MCCORRY: Is that so? Are you coming in or what?
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: Oh nooo, I have many similar engagements within the vicinity, yeah, I'm enquiring and flyering.
He hands FX McCorry a flyer. It is rudimentary at best, asking for information on Seph's whereabouts and Seph's name is spelled wrong several times, different each time.
FX MCCORRY: Oh yeah. Sorry state of affairs. But, sure, he'll turn up, hopefully. Poor critter. Just washed in and washed out.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: Well, as a man I admire, I aspire to be, a man who I respect and expect to do your best for me as you did for Seph, let me tell you, mentor to mentor, man to man, brother to brother, warrior to warrior, you know these wrestlers better than most. Who's responsible, yeah?
FX MCCORRY: For Seph's absence? Couldn't say. I don't think anyone is capable of that. Jumping to conclusions there, Bradley, son. Sure no one had anything against him. Even that young fella Caine and him sorted their nonsense. Sure he keeps to himself.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: You know best, what with being the only referee in these parts unknown, yeah.
FX MCCORRY: No, sure there's Panther.
A breezy pause.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: You'll have to say again, brother.
FX MCCORRY: Panther Haberdashery. He's a referee in the JWA too. Surely you know Panther. Sure there's not many refs here. You know him. He has the face.
Bad Luck Bradley is blank. He looks like a dog who has witnessed a magic trick. His voice is odd, almost... normal.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: How can a panther tap, though. Surely his claws will rip the mat?
FX MCCORRY: Oh for goodness sake, Bradley. Look, there he is now. Panther!
The camera spins around and our boy, the Original Ref himself, Panther Haberdashery, is jogging past. He stops and runs on the spot, waving.
PANTHER: Well Francey. And is that you, Brad?
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: I'm Brad.
PANTHER: It's good seeing you. Remember I brought you to the hospital after that hot ten in Memphis?
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: I still owe him that hot ten.
PANTHER: You'll get it. Right, I'm away.
Panther jogs off. The camera spins to Brad and McCorry. McCorry stretches and sighs.
FX MCCORRY: Right, well, it was great seeing you, so, Brad.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: Can you help a brother flyer later?
FX MCCORRY: Got to go, Brad, God bless.
FX McCorry closes the door. Bradley turns and the camera follows. Honest Sal walks past, with a dog on a leash, followed by Rodd Puttergull and then Barney Burrowitt. They all wave and nod and say hello to Brad.
BAD LUCK BRADLEY: I have no idea who any of these people are. |
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 22, 2022 19:01:09 GMT -5
@zonachance on Chirpy
I need to get off the schnide. I will be in action tomorrow night against Barney Burowitt. Something is off with my in-ring game, and Barney is a good hand— we’ll put on a good show for the JWA fans!
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Post by Ashe on Aug 22, 2022 21:51:44 GMT -5
@asheblaster on chirpy
After my debut match Tomorrow, Im gonna be riding that wave of momentum straight into Dick Shortgoose's stupid face, and when i finally get my hands on that flamboyant idiot, Im gonna show him what a REAL super athlete looks like.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Aug 23, 2022 9:14:03 GMT -5
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