MIDWEEK MISC - PART II

[Kip Whistler]

@bookitkip on Chirpy

I’m not sure what Penguino & Kobra were laughing about, seeing as Penguino is one of the 8 men involved in the Mad Dash Tag Lottery as well! Random pairings announced next week along with Caine vs End!

[The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean]

cmz headline: "what you didn't see after jwa glory"

video shows announcer talking about how the regular taping of jwa glory got a little more heated than usual when chief buffalo left his match after slugging the shirtless surfer Shredsbury with a steel seat.

we see buffalo running through the crowd, knocking into fans, screaming at kids, knocking over popcorn and making his way to the back door, he barrels out of it and runs at a car and starts to try to flip it over with people inside honking horn, flashing lights and finally getting out of the way. buffalo lifts the car to shoulder height before someone comes over, and a moment later, buffalo drops the car, and shambles away.

the girthy grappler with the eggs-traordinary temper and strength may face new scrutiny after this most recent rampage. which makes you wonder, what on earth made him stop cold in his tracks?

keep clicking on cmz to learn all about the secret lives of the squared circle!

[Penguino]

Sept 21, 2022 23:14:02 GMT -5 Kip Whistler said:

@bookitkip on Chirpy

I’m not sure what Penguino & Kobra were laughing about, seeing as Penguino is one of the 8 men involved in the Mad Dash Tag Lottery as well! Random pairings announced next week along with Caine vs End!

Reply by @penguino on chirpy

I’m not going to complain about that as long as I can still be in the J1 after this

[Thumper Moore III]

@zonachance on Chirpy

“random”

*this chirp was deleted after two minutes*

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

Strolling along his privately owned golf course, Tembleberry in tow acting as his caddy, "Lord" Taylor Thorin is clearly still in a mood after Kip Whistler turned the tables on him on Glory.

THORIN: "And another thing, the locker rooms, they expect us to share Tembleberry...to SHARE!!!!  Put in a call will you, we need our own personal rooms built."

TEMBLEBERRY: "Of course sir, at once."

Thorin lines up his latest shot, takes a swing and slices the ball, sending it heading into the bushes.  Tembleberry jumps to attention straight away, placing a new ball in front of Thorin so he can re-take the shot.  Based on the number of balls left in the bag, it doesn't look like the first time that's happened today.

THORIN: "(expletive).  Thank you Tembleberry.  That Whistler fellow has got me all in a tizz my game's all over the place today."

TEMBLEBERRY: "What do you know of this tournament sir?"

THORIN: "It's completely random Tembleberry.  I could be paired with anybody.  I shudder at the thought.  But if they know what's good for them they'll let me take the lead all the way to the final and beyond."

TEMBLEBERRY: "Maybe we should call it a day sir?  As you said you're off your game and that storm on the horizon looks nasty."

THORIN: "How many balls do we have left?"

TEMBLEBERRY: "Three sir."

THORIN: "And this is what, the seventeenth hole?"

TEMBLEBERRY: "The second sir"

THORIN: "(expletive) WHISTLER!!!!!!!"

Thorin throws his club to the ground, jumps in the caddy and speeds off in a huff, leaving Tembleberry to pack things up and walk back to the club house.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEO

Conor Caine Arrives At JWA Studios

The camera is rolling in the back lot of JWA studios as Toni Cruise looks around off camera. It’s a bright day, no later than noon.

TONI: They said they saw his ride pulling up, so wh— There he is!

The camera spins to the far end of the lot, where Conor Caine walks around the corner, carrying a sports bag over his shoulder: he’s headed towards a side door to the studio. Toni runs towards Caine, who stops when he hears his name called.

TONI: Conor! CONOR! Do you have a minute?

Toni and the camera man have caught up to Conor as he holds the side door open. He looks impatient about the interruption.

TONI: Last week you—
CAINE: I have nothing to say right now Toni, but why don’t you go ask Tommy End if he has any last words.

Caine walks through the door and let’s it slam shut behind him. The camera focuses on the closed door as the screen fades to black.

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

Taylor Thorin is in his pool/snooker room at his extravagant home.  JWA Glory is playing on the huge screen on one wall as Thorin finishes up a game of 9-ball.

Thorin pauses for a moment as the draw for the Mad Dash Tag Lottery tournament takes place.

THORIN: "Of course I'm the number one pick Tembleberry, as it should be.  Now lets see which of these peons I will have to carry on the road to glory..."

TEMBLEBERRY: "It's a random drawing sir, there's no number one pick..."

THORIN: "No no no no Tembleberry, pay attention now..."

Ball number 4 is drawn, pairing Thorin with the veteran Duke Mongoose.

"...ahhhh a Duke, at least there's someone who should have a bit of class to him.  So long as he follows my lead, we'll be winning this tournament for sure."

TEMBLEBERRY: "I'm not so sure he's a Duke sir, I believe his name is Duke."

THORIN: "Shushushushush Tembleberry.  Get the Duke an invite will you, it's time to see just what he can bring to aid my glory."

Tembleberry heads off as Thorin re-racks the pool table for another game.

[Dark Mauler]

***JWA.com exclusive video***
*Tommy End is in a martial arts training room drilling a punching bag with rapid punches and elbows. Tommy finishes his routine with a head kick, and then turns to address the camera.*
Tommy End: Conor, I hope you don’t think this is finished. We aren’t even close to being done. I think you and I both know that. And I’m not talking about this tag match, or anything in this unnecessary tournament. You. Me. No disqualification. Because we can’t have your friend the referee bail you out a second time. I don’t care where or when this happens, but one way or another I am going to beat you, if I have to kill you to do it. Oh and one last thing. Anyone else who’s thinking about gunning for my target? Back off. Or you can get some too.
*As Tommy resumes his striking, the video fades to black.*

[Thumper Moore III]

Wrestling Viewer Podcast

RYAN HERNANDEZ: So, Dan, we finally heard from someone on the Chance/JWA suspension situation… and it was a one word chirp that was deleted after two minutes.

DAN MIXER: Yeah, I don’t even know what to think about that. It’s the only thing we’ve heard from either side since the alleged blowup between Arizona and Whistler. What’s odd about this is that Rodd Puttergill, the supposed subject of the argument, has been appearing on JWA programming as if nothing happened.

RYAN: And everyone he’s interviewing is minding their P’s and Q’s around him.

DAN: Well, wouldn’t you if you could get suspended for rubbing a guy the wrong way? Chance will be fine— he’s got the means to support himself away from wrestling. He could always go make another movie—

RYAN: Wait, are you saying that people would actually pay to see an aging action hero in a movie where he portrays the same character he did 25 years ago? Like we need a fifth Arizona Chance movie. What would it be, Arizona Chance and the Brittle Bones of Shady Palms? Thank God that at least Chance Solar was killed off.

DAN: Listen, Arizona is a friend of the show. Chance, he didn’t mean that. Regardless, that chirp— “random”— I think that might be in response to a chirp Kip sent out about the tag tournament. He’s implying, in my opinion, that Kip is doing more than randomizing the draw— that he’s orchestrating it.

RYAN: News flash— wrestling promoter directs promotion from behind the scenes. If true, it’s a non-story.

DAN: But what is Arizona’s point? He’s been around long enough to know that maybe it’s not. But what does it matter? He knows it doesn’t matter whether that draw was rigged or not. Could he be planning a comeback for the J-1, and wants to ensure himself a favorable draw?

RYAN: With the way he’s been performing, his draw could be Barney Burowitt, Chase Victory and Kenny Wynn, and he’d still finish third.

DAN: What’s with this hate towards Arizona?

RYAN: Because he’s disrespectful, Dan. Everybody cheers for him, but to the little people, the people he can’t get anything out of, he’s been a clown. An absolute clown.

DAN: Ryan, there’s been exactly one guy he’s ever been a clown to, and that’s Rodd Puttergill. Even when he was doing the bad guy thing, he never talked down to staff. He bought the entire roster— talent and production alike— personalized presents this past Christmas. Even Puttergill— and he got his name right on that!

RYAN: Not according to my source. My source says he looks down on the guys in catering, and at the bar they hang out at after the show. He’s a terrible tipper. He’s condescending to new talent. And that bit about Duke Mongoose hazing him— Chance has done far worse.

DAN: Where are you getting this information? All of my sources say the opposite.

RYAN: Then we’ll just have to disagree, Dan. Back in 60 seconds.

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVE
CONOR CAINE IN THE CROSSHAIRS
The Relentless One is between a rock and hard place in tonight’s main event.
BY SCOTT MILLAR

Conor Caine is caught between the devil and the deep blue sea; however, when the difficulties The Relentless One has to deal with are Tommy End and The Compound, competition is stiff as to who can be declared the devil in said equation.

On last week’s episode of JWA Glory, Conor had his match against Tommy End thrown out after the bruising competition descended into an all-out killing session between The Relentless One and The Dutch Destroyer, leaving veteran official Francis “The Effect” McCorry no choice but to pull the plug. Rumour has it that things got so bad between the two that a squad of security and staff had to separate and sequester End and Caine in different areas backstage after the show until tensions calmed. The war, it seemed, was far from over.

Then, on the most recent episode of JWA Mania, when Caine made an appearance to address what happened, The Compound arrived to try and recruit the former JWA Number One Contender. It turns out that Conor was drawn to compete alongside Seph Kobane, now known as “Brother Seph”, in the upcoming tag team tournament, and so Compound leader Brother Abel wanted Caine to don a mask and join his stable. Caine refused and when Brother Bradley was sent to recruit Caine by force, The Relentless One escaped - leaving Brother Bradley to be punished for his failure.

Clearly it’s been a wild week for Conor Caine, but things continue to get complicated: tonight, Caine is scheduled to partner with Brother Seph in the first leg of the tag team tournament, against none other than Tommy End (teaming with the JWA’s hottest star, Penguino)!  Tommy has made it clear that he’s not done with Caine, issuing a challenge for a one-on-one No-DQ match against Conor ASAP. Likewise, it’s certain that Brother Abel won’t let Caine’s slight go unpunished. So with both parties in attendance in the Main Event tonight, Conor Caine is walking into a powder keg, and considering his fuse has been so short lately, things are bound to get explosive!

With a seemingly insurmountable challenge ahead, and no friends to speak of in the JWA for back-up, is Caine wise to show up tonight at all? Sound off in the comments!

[Penguino]

BUZZFED.COM

Did Tommy End know Johnny Kobra before the tag tournament

Now the rumors go on and on and on about this especially when Johnny Kobra obviously game End a glare during this weeks episode of glory. Listen people a quick and easy answer is most likely not but let’s dive deeper into the question here.

       The first set off for this question is that Tommy was in Japan and there are rumors that he wasn’t even an infant when Johnny began training in karate. Another thing is we are not 100% sure if it being karate that Tommy End knows all we know is that he kicks ass. The whole reason this rumor started is because Johnny announced that he had a friend named Tommy  in middle and high school who trained with him.

        All of this knowledge is kind of pointing to the answer being no however we can be sure if that with one more quick detail to slide in. Johnny Kobra lived in the All Valley and trained there. My sources say that Tommy has never heard of a place hence the answer to this question is a simple no.

SUGGESTED THE TOP FIVE JWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

[Duke Mongoose]

***JWA.com Exclusive***

(Duke Mongoose is posing in an empty room in front of a large JWA banner, seemingly continuing where he left off last we saw on Glory. Some stage hands are milling about around him. Honest Sal walks into the shot holding some papers and is startled when he looks up and sees Duke)

Honest Sal: Duke! What are you still doing here?

Duke Mongoose: I'm giving the people what they want!

Sal: The show is over, Duke. Everyone is heading out.

Duke: What are you talking about? Big Daddy Duke never heard anyone say "cut".

Sal: Well, the camera crew is gone. The cleaning staff needs to get in here. THE CHET left an awful mess in the green room.

(Duke stops posing and a serious look comes across his face)

Duke: You mean I've been at this for the past... who knows how long... for no reason?

Sal: It would appear so.

Duke: Well that's just GREAT! At least no one saw me making an ass of myself. Wait, I thought you said the camera crew was gone. What's that there?

Sal: Who? What? Where?

(Both men look confusingly into the camera as the video ends abruptly)

[Thumper Moore III]

Wrestling Viewer Podcast

RYAN HERNANDEZ: Breaking news from the JWA— several sources have confirmed that Rodd Puttergill is training for an in-ring debut.

DAN MIXER: I can confirm that he is being trained either formally or informally by several of the backstage guys, including Yuppie VP and Dyno.

RYAN: I for one can’t wait for his career to take off. I bet he’s a natural.

DAN: Are we talking about the same guy, Ryan? Rodd is about 5’10”, 140 pounds soaking wet, and looks like he he’s worked out maybe twice in his life.

RYAN: Don’t let the looks deceive you, Dan. My sources claim he’s taking to wrestling like a fish to water. He’s got a chance to be a major player soon, from what I’m hearing.

DAN: I’m sorry. I can’t believe that a guy who’s best known for being the boss’s son-in-law and being a bad backstage interviewer is going to be the next big thing in wrestling. I just can’t, no matter how good your sources are.

RYAN: Speaking of Puttergill, these sources have also told me that JWA is ready to bring back Arizona Chance on one condition— that he deliver a heartfelt apology on air for his treatment of Puttergill for over a year.

DAN: That’s ludicrous, Ryan. How can you suspend someone with his drawing power over an apology? He’s been number one and number two in merch sales over the past two years. Quarter hours of JWA ratings prove that Chance has been a top draw. And you’re telling me they’re going to kill the golden goose over a rib between him and a backstage interviewer?

RYAN: When it’s part of a pattern of mistreatment of staff, yes, you do.

DAN: It seems we’re talking to different people. I’ll tell you exactly who I talked to backstage at JWA that have told me that this is baloney, and that they’ve been treated well by Chance, because they’ve given me permission to quote them— Toni Cruise. Kenny Wynn. Randall Malarkey. Barney Burowitt. Mick Leray. Cameraman José Lopez. In the community— Jackson from Killies bar. Officer Coltrane of Sonoma PD. And I’ve got twice as many who spoke under anonymity because they fear repercussions. So, who are you talking to?

RYAN: No one who has said I could go on the record, but people who are well placed that I trust. We’ll just have to see how it all plays out.

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

We are at a "Lord" Thorin's mansion at his home in Port Royal.  A helicopter has landed on the helipad.  Thorin and Tembleberry appear and make their way towards the helicopter, with two others in tow carrying luggage.

Thorin and Tembleberry are in conversation about tonight's episode of Glory.

TEMBLEBERRY: "I was just thinking of the weight sir, plus we're only going to be there tonight."

THORIN: "Yes yes, I agree Tembleberry.  Still, it's good to be prepared for the celebrations after the match tonight when the Duke and I are victorious!"

TEMBLEBERRY: "Are you sure you're ready for this tonight sir?  I've watched the Chief and Ashe in detail, and they both can be vicious."

THORIN: "So can I Tembleberry!"

TEMBLEBERRY: "As you say sir."

The pair get into the helicopter and the luggage is loaded up.  The helicopter's blades start up as the two servants scurry back inside, and a short time later it takes off, heading for the JWA arena.

[Duke Mongoose]

***JWA.com Exclusive***

Toni Cruise: The main event of Glory has just concluded and here comes Duke Mongoose. Duke!

Duke Mongoose: (flustered) Toni! What? What is it?

Toni: First, congratulations on the win tonight. But I've got to ask: How are you and "Lord" Taylor Thorin going to co-exist going forward?

Duke: What do you mean? I thought we did great out there!

Toni: You punched your own tag team partner!

Duke: Look, sometimes you've gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. I told everyone before this thing started that I didn't care who my partner was going to be, because I'd carry anyone to victory. Based on what happened out there tonight, Big Daddy Duke wasn't lying, was he?

Toni: No, it would appear not. Do you have any thoughts on-

Duke: TONI! The Doctor of Debauchery has some serious celebrating to do! No more questions!

(Duke walks out of the shot)

Toni: Alright, fans, stay tuned to JWA.com for more exclusives.