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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jan 20, 2023 13:36:05 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Big Daddy Duke likes the fire he saw from "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Glory this past week. Maybe it's time to get the band back together?
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Post by Penguino on Jan 23, 2023 8:34:40 GMT -5
Penguino and Kobra walk into killies again laughing about the Pierre gowOD went and they walk over to Jackson’s who has already purchased re runs of the ppv and is playing them in the tv in the bar section.
Penguino “Man what an idiot that guy is, I mean has he ever wrestled a match in his life before the JWA.”
Kobra “Seriously though man. Speaking of idiots though I can’t wait till Wednesday when we watch a true idiot in action against Penguin Kai.”
Penguino “No seriously though I do want to watch the battle of the idiots. Imagine it headlining Super Glory IDIOT VS BIGGER IDIOT.”
Kobra “That would sell roughly seven tickets and all of those people would be their two families who would probably be shouting at each other from across the arena.”
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jan 23, 2023 12:28:34 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed! Chief Buffalo gets his shot at Mack Caliber on the January 31/February 1 episode of Glory! Also the next Super Glory will take place on February 28/March 1 and will feature Red Pirate Rogers defending the title against Tommy End PLUS a battle royal!
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jan 23, 2023 16:11:13 GMT -5
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Post by Penguino on Jan 23, 2023 20:40:12 GMT -5
Reply by @penguino on chirpy Oh it’s just my duty M’lord.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 23, 2023 21:28:23 GMT -5
@zonachance on Chirpy
Congratulations are in order for Red Pirate Rogers, for the victory and for putting on a show with me. He has to be coming up on the records for longest JWA title reign and most defenses soon, doesn’t he? A testament to what a great champion he has been. #atyourcommand
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jan 26, 2023 12:23:28 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Duke Mongoose is standing outside of a door, knocking and looking somewhat impatient. Toni Cruise approaches)
Toni: Duke, might I ask what you're doing?
Duke: Well, Toni, I'm trying to get an answer from his Lordship about if he's gonna team up with Big Daddy Duke to take the tag straps off Chest and Pierre.
Toni: Two things. One: Big Waves hasn't accepted your challenge.
Duke: Yet.
Toni: Two: This isn't "Lord" Taylor Thorin's dressing room.
Duke: Wait, what? It's not?
Toni: No. This is a janitor's closet. How long have you been knocking and waiting?
Duke: (uncomfortable pause) That's none of your business! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to find his Lordship.
(Duke walks out of the shot)
Toni: Will Big Waves accept Duke's challenge? Will "Lord" Taylor Thorin agree to team with Duke? Stay tuned as this story unfolds.
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Post by Penguino on Jan 26, 2023 12:46:22 GMT -5
JWA.COM/EXCLUSIVES
Penguino and Johnny Mobra are seen chuckling t8 themselves in camera as Toni Cruise walks up to them.
Toni “Hey Penguino me and the JWA fans are wondering how you feel after tonight’s loss.”
Penguino “It’s a tough one Cruise but hey at least it was cheap therefore I am better than him and that’s a win in my book.”
Toni “Oh and another question why were you guys chuckling back here as I was going by.”
Kobra grabs the Mic from Toni.
Kobra “Oh nothing Toni just me and Penguino were watching Duke Mongoose for a while while he was knocking on the janitors closet door. We left as soon as you came by. I think he was doing that for like two hours.”
Penguino and Kobra immediately crack up laughing and the video cuts out as Penguino screams into the microphone “What an idiot.”
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Jan 27, 2023 9:40:10 GMT -5
New post on my Digifoto. I am on a street corner in Indianapolis with Gainbridge Fieldhouse in the background of the camera shot.
Yo, big man, you think you’re a gigolo? You got one lady at your side, but she seems like she’s a [censored] Not sure why you think you’d be attractive to the masses. Your think your sex appeal is huge? It ain’t. But your ass is.
Your palms are greasier than the inside of an engine. Your stomach’s natural state is one of distention. Your blood type is Ragu, your belt size is Equator, Your job application said you were a Spoon and Fork Operator.
Your car has stretch marks. You couldn’t jump to a conclusion. If you went to a farm calves would try to suckle your chest in confusion. You beep when you back up. Your weight looks like a phone number. But I’ll still get you up for a Magnum Slug, and then you’ll have a peaceful slumber.
You’re so fat, it takes you two trips to haul ass. I tried to swerve around you but I ran out of gas. Hey Jessie— I’m sure there are some surprises in for ya. Cause Buff, you’re so big even Dora couldn’t explore ya.
I think you should get help. I’d never ever fake you. But I know you scared her so much, Jenny Craig wouldn’t take you. I can’t help you lose weight, but I can make sure you don’t gain. After I whip you, you won’t have a chance of gaining ten pounds of gold, you peabrain.
The camera fades as I wave my hand in front of my face.
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Post by Penguino on Jan 27, 2023 10:39:16 GMT -5
New post on my Digifoto. I am on a street corner in Indianapolis with Gainbridge Fieldhouse in the background of the camera shot. Yo, big man, you think you’re a gigolo? You got one lady at your side, but she seems like she’s a [censored] Not sure why you think you’d be attractive to the masses. Your think your sex appeal is huge? It ain’t. But your ass is. Your palms are greasier than the inside of an engine. Your stomach’s natural state is one of distention. Your blood type is Ragu, your belt size is Equator, Your job application said you were a Spoon and Fork Operator. Your car has stretch marks. You couldn’t jump to a conclusion. If you went to a farm calves would try to suckle your chest in confusion. You beep when you back up. Your weight looks like a phone number. But I’ll still get you up for a Magnum Slug, and then you’ll have a peaceful slumber. You’re so fat, it takes you two trips to haul ass. I tried to swerve around you but I ran out of gas. Hey Jessie— I’m sure there are some surprises in for ya. Cause Buff, you’re so big even Dora couldn’t explore ya. I think you should get help. I’d never ever fake you. But I know you scared her so much, Jenny Craig wouldn’t take you. I can’t help you lose weight, but I can make sure you don’t gain. After I whip you, you won’t have a chance of gaining ten pounds of gold, you peabrain. The camera fades as I wave my hand in front of my face. OOC Jesus dude you went off on him.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Jan 27, 2023 11:33:25 GMT -5
New post on my Digifoto. I am on a street corner in Indianapolis with Gainbridge Fieldhouse in the background of the camera shot. Yo, big man, you think you’re a gigolo? You got one lady at your side, but she seems like she’s a [censored] Not sure why you think you’d be attractive to the masses. Your think your sex appeal is huge? It ain’t. But your ass is. Your palms are greasier than the inside of an engine. Your stomach’s natural state is one of distention. Your blood type is Ragu, your belt size is Equator, Your job application said you were a Spoon and Fork Operator. Your car has stretch marks. You couldn’t jump to a conclusion. If you went to a farm calves would try to suckle your chest in confusion. You beep when you back up. Your weight looks like a phone number. But I’ll still get you up for a Magnum Slug, and then you’ll have a peaceful slumber. You’re so fat, it takes you two trips to haul ass. I tried to swerve around you but I ran out of gas. Hey Jessie— I’m sure there are some surprises in for ya. Cause Buff, you’re so big even Dora couldn’t explore ya. I think you should get help. I’d never ever fake you. But I know you scared her so much, Jenny Craig wouldn’t take you. I can’t help you lose weight, but I can make sure you don’t gain. After I whip you, you won’t have a chance of gaining ten pounds of gold, you peabrain. The camera fades as I wave my hand in front of my face. OOC: A decade of you and your friends “yo mamma” jokes poured out in one rhyme. Vicious. Now onto the regularly scheduled post… Arizona’s Digifoto Arizona is standing in front of a crystal blue ocean, wearing brown bathing trunks and a fedora, with Veronica playing with Maddie on the beach in the background behind him. “Well, folks, I’d say I deserve it, but it isn’t true. These two behind me deserve it. The last time I tried to take a vacation, somebody blew a mist in my face and unintentionally turned me into a monster, and I didn’t see these guys for over a month. Now, they have the undivided attention of a dad and husband for the first time in… maybe ever. I’ll be back in the JWA in a couple weeks, but for now, I had nothing going, and Kip said it would be alright to take a break. So, I’m gonna come back five pounds heavier (and not good weight), well-rested, recharged, and ready to pursue some new goals. But for now, I’m gonna enjoy some beach time with the family before something else pulls me back in. My only goal today is to make my wife smile and my girl giggle. See you all in a couple weeks!” The camera fades as Zona turns his back on the camera and jogs toward his family.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jan 27, 2023 20:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jan 29, 2023 4:54:12 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 2, 2023 12:24:04 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! Big Waves will defend the JWA World Tag Team Championship against "Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose on the February 7/8 edition of Glory! Also, given the events of this past week, Red Pirate Rogers and Chief Buffalo will do battle on the February 14/15 edition of Glory! What a Valentine's day gift that will be!
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Feb 2, 2023 19:57:34 GMT -5
Chesterton Shredsbury and Pierre the Enormousl sit across from one another at Killie’s.
Chesterton. It appears at long last we’ve new challengers for this. Our most prestigious gold. Our JWA World Tag Team Championships. Duke and Lord Taylor threaten our record setting reign, mate. They are most formidable foes, big brother. The time for action is upon us. Totally.
Pierre. Jackson. I’m gonna need one for the road.
Jackson. Another pint, big guy?
Pierre. (Locking eyes with his partner across the table). No. Another keg.
They stare deadlocked into one another’s eyes in silence as, slowly getting louder, John Fogerty and the Beaver Browm Band’s “Heart’s on Fire” kicks in and we cut to a training montage.
Chesterton rocks jumping spin kicks against a huge Muay THAY bag shirtlessly, sweat dripping from his chiseled physique. Pierre sits on a couch drinking a beer watching him and nodding.
Chesterton runs up hill in the snow, pulling a sled still shirtless, all of his muscles straining, flesh pulsing red in the blistering cold. Pierre sits on the sled in a giant Eskimo coat, chugging a massive beer.
Chesterton surfs, naturally shirtless, cutting through huge waves, jagging in and out of them. On the nearby beach Pierre sits on a giant Adirondack chair, beneath an umbrella that barely covers his knees. He has white sunblock smeared on his nose and chin. He drinks a beer.
Chesterton, for some reason, is wearing goggles and welding something in a workshop. He lacks a shirt here as well. He is full of sweat and his eyes are laser focused. Pierre sits, reading a French newspaper, dipping a cruller in his beer.
A closeup of Chesterton sees him punching and kicking for dear life in trunks and no shirt. As we pan out we see Pierre is his target and Shredsbury is unloading in him while Pierre does a crossword in the middle of the ring. On his head is a plastic hat with a mug on each side connected to straws that he sucks beer out of as he stands. Suddenly Pierre drops the crossword and stares forward. The music suddenly stops.
Pierre. Enough!
Chesterton. What is is, brother?
Pierre. I gotta pee.
Pierre walks off camera and we hear the slurping sounds of an empty cup.
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