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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 3, 2023 15:59:33 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy It's official! Big Waves will defend the JWA World Tag Team Championship against "Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose on the February 7/8 edition of Glory! Also, given the events of this past week, Red Pirate Rogers and Chief Buffalo will do battle on the February 14/15 edition of Glory! What a Valentine's day gift that will be! @princess_jess on Chirpy About time Whistler gives credit where it's due and gives my ❤ Buffy ❤ a chance at the belt! #PowerCouple
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Feb 3, 2023 16:05:29 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy It's official! Big Waves will defend the JWA World Tag Team Championship against "Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose on the February 7/8 edition of Glory! Also, given the events of this past week, Red Pirate Rogers and Chief Buffalo will do battle on the February 14/15 edition of Glory! What a Valentine's day gift that will be! @princess_jess on Chirpy About time Whistler gives credit where it's due and gives my ❤ Buffy ❤ a chance at the belt! #PowerCouple Via @yourcommand on Chirpy Oh stop, you half-witted harlot. I've agreed to face your brainwashed beau in a NON-TITLE match to put an end to these shenanigans once and for all. So let's make sure there are some stakes to this: If he wins, Herr Buffalo certainly be considered after Tommy gets his well-earned opportunity...whether that's against me or the Dutch Destroyer, time will tell. If I win, you relinquish the master code to deprogram him and let him choose for himself whether he wants to indulge your nonsense any further. Are we agreed?
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 3, 2023 17:14:34 GMT -5
@princess_jess on Chirpy About time Whistler gives credit where it's due and gives my ❤ Buffy ❤ a chance at the belt! #PowerCouple Via @yourcommand on Chirpy Oh stop, you half-witted harlot. I've agreed to face your brainwashed beau in a NON-TITLE match to put an end to these shenanigans once and for all. So let's make sure there are some stakes to this: If he wins, Herr Buffalo certainly be considered after Tommy gets his well-earned opportunity...whether that's against me or the Dutch Destroyer, time will tell. If I win, you relinquish the master code to deprogram him and let him choose for himself whether he wants to indulge your nonsense any further. Are we agreed? Reply chirp from @princess_jess on Chirpy Very classy Mister "Champion". Buffy will beat you over and over again. We'll get the title shot, the title, and every last shred of misplaced confidence you have. To make sure you fight fair, I propose a match where you can't say anything, less you take advantage of my beautiful Buffalo's unfortunate condition. Let's see you win without resorting to trickery or attacks. #SignTheContractAt Glory
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 4, 2023 19:00:25 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Toni: I'm at this local park to arrange this interview with someone very special. Allow me to introduce the newest member of the JWA roster. Daisy Turner!
(Daisy Walks in with a big smile on her face)
Toni: So Daisy what is going through your head now that you are officially apart of the JWA?
Daisy: Wow this is unbelievable. I flew all the way from Australia to be here and you know what Toni? it was worth it. And now that I'm here I'm going to face the best women this company has to offer, win the Ladies title an...
Toni: Daisy sorry to cut you off but what exactly are you talking about?
Daisy: What do you mean?
Toni: You're the only female on this roster.
(Silence)
Daisy: Well I'll be prepared for what my future is here in JWA and there's no other way to go, then up
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 8, 2023 21:23:35 GMT -5
*I enter Killie's depressed*
Jackson: *wordlessly hands me a keg*
Pierre: Thank you....
Jackson: *nods and hugs me*
Pierre: *I hug him back*
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Post by Penguino on Feb 9, 2023 10:38:08 GMT -5
JWA.COM/Exclusives
An image of a sharp orange beak going across the camera is shown while in the background “Your The Best” plays by Joe Esposito.
Then a clip plays of a hand wearing three layers of gloves is holding five layers of ice which a flipper immediately breaks through.
Another clip follows this time of a beak pecking at an igloo making a huge hole and inside a human is trapped begging for mercy as Johnny Kobra tries to calm him down before moving the camera back to Penguino
Johnny is shaking in the next shot while the rest of Penguin Kai bows down and as the screen goes black the words in Ice Cold say “Be Back For The Battle Royale.”
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 9, 2023 12:28:47 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Be jealous that you're not part of the championship celebration with his Lordship and Big Daddy Duke. Wine, Women, and more women! I'll bet Pierre and Chesterton are at some dingy bar drowning their sorrows! #AndNew #GoldenMongoose
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 9, 2023 18:27:03 GMT -5
(We return to the same local park) JWA Exclusive
Toni: And for some reason we are back at this local park where Daisy has scheduled another Interview, Daisy may I ask why you scheduled another interview in this park?
Daisy: The park? No reason, but for this interview, I just want to come out and say I have some big things planned and confirmed for the next JWA Episode. So I would like to ask everyone to stay tuned to the next JWA episode, so you don't miss this big announcement.
Toni: Well That's all we have for today I guess I should repeat some of what Daisy has said. Stay tuned for this big announcement. This is Toni, signing off.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Feb 10, 2023 12:53:00 GMT -5
JWA News.com
Unconfirmed reports state that both Tembleberry and the Earl of Jackson were found asleep on a bench outside a local gentleman's club in the early hours of Thursday morning, missing most of their clothing. This is of course following this week's episode of Glory.
More on this if/when we get it.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 10, 2023 18:08:04 GMT -5
(Where I live it Saturday but in America it's still Friday so I'll post this here)
JWAExclusive.com
Daisy: Hey everyone, Daisy here, now bringing you a daily dose of clues. Each day I'll give a little clue on to what my announcement is by name dropping a few names that have some sort of connection to this announcement.
Clue #1: Arizona Chance
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 14, 2023 0:35:09 GMT -5
JWAExclusive.com
Toni: I'm here with Daisy Turner and for a first I'm the one who asked for this interview
Daisy: Yeah why did you request this interview
Toni: Well it's about your announcement. I want you to tell me, just me and only me
Daisy: NO!
Toni: Please Daisy, I'm your best friend at JWA
Daisy: Yeah, your my only friend at JWA
Toni: Which gives you a better reason to tell me
Daisy: Fine, but if you tell anyone about my secret, your a dead woman, understand?
Toni shake her head, Daisy whispers her secret to Toni and her eyes are in shock. Daisy then leaves
Toni: Well that is certainly a surprise worth waiting for, well that's all the time we have, remember to not miss this important announcement by Daisy Turner and remember these clues: Arizona Chance, Penguino & "Lord" Taylor Thorin.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 15, 2023 21:28:04 GMT -5
**JWA.com Exclusive**
*We see me at home cracking open a beer and eating a chilli dog when my doorbell rings*
Pierre: Who *belch* is it?
Chesterton: It's me bro!
Pierre: *I lumber my way to the door and greet my little bro*
Chesterton: Sup man!
Pierre: Not much just relaxing.... want a beer?
Chesterton: Sure! *he cracks open a beer and drinks some* Man that's good
Pierre: Jackson brewed it for me
Chesterton: Well he's a great brewmeister
Pierre: He knows how strong I like it
Chesterton: I should ask him if he could brew me a few bottles...
Pierre: No harm in asking *I belch again*
Chesterton: *He plugs his nose* Man that smells awful
Pierre: Sorry bout that I gotta let it rip as much as I can in preparation for our match against Duke and Thorin....
Chesterton: In that case.... *he lets out a belch*
Pierre: *I belly laugh*
Chesterton: *laughs as well*
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 15, 2023 22:49:12 GMT -5
Arizona and Veronica Chance stroll through the door and into Killies.
“Ronnie, this is just as much your hangout now as mine. Where are we sitting?” Arizona looked as proud as a peacock.
“Let’s go say hello to the boys. How ya doin, Barney? Fine, you’re busy, I get it. Hey there Timmy. Looking tough as always. Get it? Tough? Hmmm… tough crowd anyway.” Veronica dejectedly sat down at a booth with Arizona. “They’re ignoring me.”
“Well, babe, some guys feel threatened by a women’s division. They think that you’ll be taking one of their jobs.”
“Zona, how could they think that? We’re not going to get anyone fired or anything.”
“Ronnie, the fact is that you, Daisy, and any other women may take jobs and TV time away from the men. And there’s nothing wrong with that. In fact, it’s good, because eventually women should be splitting time 50/50 with men. You and Daisy are pioneers.”
“Well, is this pioneer is thirsty. What’s a girl have to do to get a drink around here? Jackson! JACKSON!”
“Ronnie, calm down. You don’t have to act any different. Just be you.”
Jackson brings over a whiskey for Arizona and a glass of red wine for Veronica as they wait for others to arrive.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 15, 2023 23:47:24 GMT -5
JWAExclusive.com
Toni: Daisy what an announcement and congratulations on introducing the JWA Women's Championship and I guess congratulations on becoming the First JWA Women's Championship. Now I've got to ask you, what are your thoughts on Veronica Chance?
Daisy: I'm so happy, there is finally another Woman in JWA, I look forward to seeing Veronica in the ring, and just a message for Veronica. If you ever want a shot at my Women's Championship all you got to do is ask.
Toni: That's great Daisy now about the whole Daisy vs the World situation
Daisy: Oh thanks for reminding me. I recently got a message from someone named Princess Starbright saying that she wants the first shot. So I'll see what I can do and let's hope we can get it on JWA Mania.
Toni: Well that's great. Now Daisy just want to ask. Why do we never see you at Kellie's?
Daisy: Well I am 18. While it's legal in my home country, you have to be 21 in America to drink. And I don't know the menu at Kellie's.
Toni: Well that's all the time we have. This has been a historic few days, congratulations Daisy
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 16, 2023 8:31:04 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed for next week: Daisy Turner vs. Veronica Chance for the JWA World Women's Championship! #HistoryInTheMaking
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