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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 16, 2023 12:41:46 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Duke Mongoose and "Lord" Taylor Thorin, along with their entourage, are seen coming down the hallways backstage at the JWA Studio. Sat next to a door, crying, is Miss Jessie. The group passes by her, but Duke stays back)
Duke: Hey, pretty lady, why so glum?
Jessie: (sobbing) Everything is ruined! That stupid pirate has taken EVERYTHING from me! And what's worse? That big beautiful beefy Buffalo sent me packing! ME!
Duke: Oh, well, that's pretty rough. If you're interested, there's always room for one more on the Mongoose Express!
Jessie: ...Mongoose... (sob) Express?
Duke: Yeah, that's what I call my-
Jessie: EWW! NO! Not if you were the last man... no, THING, on Earth! Why does the universe hate me so?
(Duke, taken aback, begins to walk away)
Duke: (Under his breath) I was just going to say it's my car. Even Big Daddy Duke knows to steer clear of this one.
Jessie: (in the distance) STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, WEIRDO!
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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 16, 2023 13:15:18 GMT -5
***Via @dutchdestroyer on chirpy*** @yourcommand I’m not impressed.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Feb 16, 2023 14:37:18 GMT -5
***Via @dutchdestroyer on chirpy*** @yourcommand I’m not impressed. Via @yourcommand on chirpy Are you ever, @dutchdestroyer?
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 16, 2023 23:59:52 GMT -5
JWAExclusive.com
Toni: Daisy the news just broke out. You will face Veronica Chance for the JWA Women's Championship. Making History as the first ever Women's match on Glory. What are your thoughts?
Daisy: I read the news and I am on cloud nine. This is exactly what I am made to do, make history, I was the first female signed, first Women's Champion and now I'm going against Veronica Chance in the first ever Women's match at JWA Glory. But first I have to go through Princess Starbright at JWA Mania. and at JWA Mania I have another history making announcement.
Toni: Daisy, you're full of history making announcement, anyways that's all the time we have, stay tuned to JWA Glory for #HistoryInTheMaking
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Post by Bambi Bambino on Feb 17, 2023 11:20:11 GMT -5
We are inside the JWA Wrestling School. Bambi Bambino is standing in center ring. In each corner stands Kenny Wynn, Chase Victory, Super Strong Wall Street Machine, and her own brother Vinny Bambino. From off screen we hear a familiar voice shout
VOICE: Arm drags! Go!
On command, Kenny lunges toward Bambi, who executes a flawless arm drag. Next up is Chase, who himself takes a textbook arm drag. Machine steps in but is arm dragged as well. Vinny is last and Bambi takes him to the mat as well.
VOICE: Dropkicks! Go!
Once again, Wynn steps forward but is met with a dropkick by Bambi that sends him into the ropes. Victory is up next but he gets sent crashing to the mat after a dropkick to the upper chest. Wall Street Machine tries to throw a double-handed chop, but Bambi ducks and catches Machine turning around with a picture perfect dropkick to the chin, causing Machine to roll out under the ropes to the floor. Bambi is standing in center ring, primed for another dropkick, but Vinny Bambino is headed to the top rope
VOICE: You've got this, Bam Bam! Think on your feet!
Vinny comes off the top with a flying nothing and gets met by a perfectly timed dropkick from Bambi. Bambi is clearly starting to show fatigue.
VOICE: Bambino Roll! Go!
Bambi looks startled, and Wall Street Machine grabs her in a rear waistlock. Bambi executes a go-behind, shoves Machine against the ropes and rolls back with an O'Connor Roll but with a back bridge at the end.
VOICE: One...Two...Three! Bambino Cradle! Go!
Bambi is barely on her feet when Chase Victory tries to put her in a sleeper. Quick as a flash, Bambi evades and ties Victory up and puts his shoulders to the mat
VOICE: One...Two...Three! Fantastic, Bam Bam!
BAMBI: Thanks, Yup. Do ya think I've really got a chance at bein' the Women's champ?
The owner of the familiar voice steps forward, revealing Yuppie VP
YUPPIE: Babe, you're gonna knock 'em dead. They won't know what him them.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 22, 2023 21:43:12 GMT -5
Arizona and Veronica arrive at Killies, all smiles. “Jackson, a whiskey on the rocks for me. And one for Zona as well!” They sit down at a booth across from each other with stars in their eyes.
“Ronnie, you were amazing tonight. Something woke up in you when you speared Jessie during the J-1, and I couldn’t be prouder of how hard you’ve worked, and you connected with the crowd like someone who’s been doing this for years.”
“Babe, I learned watching the best. Thanks for rolling with my entrance. I know it was silly for you.”
“But it was perfect for you, and you turned it up to 11. You got the whole arena dancing and smiling. You may not have won the match, but you won their hearts.”
“Did I capture your heart as well, Zona?” Veronica looked longingly at Arizona. Arizona has a moment of realization, and looks at Veronica with a nod of the head as both Arizona and Veronica hurry out of their booth.
“Jackson, we’ll catch you next time. We have, umm…”
“Important business to attend to,” finished Veronica, as both Chances hurried out of Killies.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 22, 2023 22:12:34 GMT -5
Daisy is at Killies for the first time in her life as she meets up with Toni Cruise
Toni: I thought you were too young for Killies
Daisy: I know, however I'm getting a celebratory Milkshake
Toni: Ah right. Anyways congratulations on your victory, what is going through your mind right now.
Daisy: Well too be honest my mind is just going through work. I recently got a Text from someone named Carolina Strutter saying she wants the next shot at JWA Mania, and well the Battle Royal of course. Since I'm the History maker here in JWA, why don't I add more achievements to my legacy. I'm Currently: The First woman signed, First Women's Champion, First Women's winner at Glory. Lets add more, I'll be: First Woman winner of the Battle Royal, First Woman #1 contender for the World Title, First woman to win the World title and finally First Double Champion in JWA History.
Toni: Wow you have a lot on your mi...
Daisy: But first I want to finish these Milkshakes
Toni: Ok I'll let you get on to that
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Feb 23, 2023 11:32:01 GMT -5
The words we all know and hate apear on the screen and the man we all know and hate does his ramp routine. Cape hits, struggling to get in the ring, the usual. He looks around and then takes the mike and says, “ I came for the booing. So let me hear it!” The crowd goes silent along with a couple chuckles. “ fine! I don’t want the booing anyway.” Then the booing roars out from the crowd. “ you guys are ridiculous!” The professional wrestler OF DOOM runs off to loud laughter.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 27, 2023 11:29:30 GMT -5
traditional battle royal promo with buffalo in front of a JWA Super Glory backdrop, he growls and spits out his intense promo through clenched teeth.
"battle royale. battle tested. battle scarred. scarred and scared and runnin' for mommy. mommy may i...no you may not! because chief buffalo is coming, he's coming for glory, for super glory, and he's in charge, buffalo charge. royalty charges...buffalo battle scared, royally charging, battle royale winner: chief buffalo"
he walks up close to the camera and snarls: "bet."
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 27, 2023 12:19:02 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Duke Mongoose is standing in front of a JWA Super Glory backdrop)
Duke: Just in case we didn't make ourselves clear last week, his Lordship and myself are going to win this battle royal. I don't care what the so-called "rules" have to say about it. You CAN'T make us fight each other. And with a little help from Tembleberry and The Earl of Jackson, Big Daddy Duke and The Lord of the Ring will be standing tall!
(Duke begins aggressively posing as the video fades out)
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Feb 27, 2023 13:02:12 GMT -5
***JWA.com exclusive***
"Lord" Taylor Thorin is sat in a comfortable chair in front of a JWA Super Glory backdrop while the Earl of Jackson and Tembleberry stand beside him. Thorin has his Tag-Team title draped over his waist and is casually sipping on a cup of tea.
Tembleberry and Jackson are both in robes which are covering up their wrestling gear.
TEMBLEBERRY: "The time draws nearer. The three of us and the honorable Duke of Mongoose are going to step into that battle royal and dominate. Then my Lord and the Duke will stand tall at the end and be crowned winners!"
JACKSON: "Yeah!"
Thorin puts his tea cup down and stands up, he looks down at the title on his shoulder before looking back into the camera.
THORIN: "The cream always rises to the top. And in the Royal Battle at Super Glory, that's exactly what the Duke and I will do. See you then peons."
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Post by Dark Mauler on Feb 27, 2023 20:40:26 GMT -5
***JWA.com exclusive*** *This title match hype package begins with Tommy End holding the JWA title high after winning it* Tommy End: There’s an old saying I quite like. Twice the pride, double the fall. *The video cuts to Tommy getting pinned by Arizona Chance to lose the belt, then to Red Pirate Rogers dumping him over the the top rope in the last Battle Royale.* Tommy End: But there’s a very key difference between myself and anyone else in the JWA. After a fall, I don’t just get up. I get up better than I was before. *The video cuts to Tommy and Conor Caine beating the tar out of each other, then to Tommy dropping Chesterton Shredsbury with an Oni Driver, then to Tommy beating Red Pirate Rogers with the Oni Driver to win the JWA Tag titles, and then a last highlight of Tommy making Rogers tap in the J1.* Tommy End: This really isn’t anything personal. But don’t think that there’s anything I won’t do to win my belt back. I don’t care if I have to cheat *video of Tommy spitting poison mist into Conor Caine’s face* or if I have to injure Red Pirate Rogers permanently. *video of Tommy shattering a sparring partner’s nose with a flying knee* But just know, that I am taking my title back. *the video shows Tommy and Rogers facing off following Rogers’ last defense, then fades into the Super Glory logo and date.*
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 28, 2023 0:01:32 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Daisy: We are just a day away (for Australians) from the battle royal. And I plan to be the one to win it this year. Not only will I win this battle royal, I will be making history as the first woman to do a lot of things. However one big major goal I have right now is to become the first ever double champion in JWA History. I wish all the competitors in this match good luck.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 28, 2023 8:13:34 GMT -5
The Chances wake up the morning of the battle royal. Arizona stretches, yawns, and puts his arm around Veronica. “Big night tonight, babe. Super Glory crowds are pretty wild. You’re gonna love it. I like to get to the arena about three hours before the matches so I can stretch, go over the game plan with a couple of friends, get a good pump going, and not be stressed. I figured we would leave around—“
Veronica places a single finger over Arizona’s lips. “I’m glad that works for you, and I fully support that. But Daisy is coming to pick me up in about an hour. She wanted my input on some new ring gear, so we’ll be doing some shopping this morning. I’ll meet you at JWA studios.”
The pitter-patter of little feet can be heard outside the bedroom door, followed by knocking from about two feet from the floor. “Mommy, Daddy? Daddy pway horsey?” Arizona smiles at Veronica. “Duty calls.” He rolls out of bed and opens the door.
Madison asks, “Daddy, tonight you fight Mommy, wight?” Arizona answers “No” sheepishly as Veronica answers “Yes” enthusiastically. Arizona looks over at Veronica with a surprised look.
“Zona, you’ve always told me that it’s every man for themselves in one of these. And you’ve always said that your friends understand that it’s nothing personal. So, if it comes down to it—“
“I know, I know. Let’s just agree, we have each other’s backs till we’re the last two. So, Ronnie, do we have a deal?”
Veronica rolls out of bed and walks toward her husband and daughter. She pecks Arizona on the cheek, smiles a huge, s***-eating grin, and replies, “No promises except you’ll be the one I go home with after the show.”
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 28, 2023 8:15:00 GMT -5
traditional battle royal promo with buffalo in front of a JWA Super Glory backdrop, he growls and spits out his intense promo through clenched teeth. "battle royale. battle tested. battle scarred. scarred and scared and runnin' for mommy. mommy may i...no you may not! because chief buffalo is coming, he's coming for glory, for super glory, and he's in charge, buffalo charge. royalty charges...buffalo battle scared, royally charging, battle royale winner: chief buffalo" he walks up close to the camera and snarls: "bet." OOC: Better than most Ultimate Warrior promos.
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