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Post by Penguino on Feb 28, 2023 9:55:18 GMT -5
A clip is shown of Penguin Kai getting off of their private plain as a voiceover of Johnny Kobra plays
”You want to see some kickass badass action with Penguino. The tune in to glory where Penguino will win the battle royale hell yeah.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 28, 2023 9:58:43 GMT -5
A clip of Chesterton and I training together is shown
Chesterton: Just 'cause we're bros doesn't mean I'll go easy on ya Pierre
Pierre: I wouldn't want it any other way *I grin*
Chrsterton: *grins back as we continue training*
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Feb 28, 2023 10:57:22 GMT -5
We fade in to grainy black and white footage of an abandoned industrial area, where a group of three or four figures wearing street clothes with their hoods up spray graffiti on a factory wall. As the vignette proceeds, footage cuts between close ups of the artists at work, footage of Conor Caine’s most brutal matches in the JWA (Seph Kobane, Tommy End, Red Pirate Rogers and Insane among them), and the man himself, as he narrates...
CAINE: Others might try to convince you that, at Super Glory, they are the ones fated to come out on top of the Battle Royal: they might speak of their skills, or tout their pedigree; they might shout about tactics or scream about alliances; but the fact is, no matter what they say, or how loud they shout, they can never drown out the writing on the wall, and the writing on the wall says "Be it man, woman, or beast... giant or gnat... all will fall at the hands of the future JWA Champ."
The segment ends with Caine walking away from the derelict factory which now sports a several storeys tall mural of himself holding the JWA Championship belt aloft.
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Post by Bambi Bambino on Feb 28, 2023 12:34:07 GMT -5
Bambi Bambino is seen making her way into the JWA Studio. Honest Sal hurries over to her
SAL: Bambi! I see you've got your gear bag with you. Did you have a change of heart for tonight's battle royal?
BAMBI: NO WAY! I always bring my gear with me, Sal. It's what real wrestlers do. Ask Yuppie or Dyno.
SAL: So I guess that means you'll simply be keeping an eye on JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner?
BAMBI: Bingo! I'm gonna watch that broad get bumped around from pillar to post!
SAL: Thank you for your time.
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 28, 2023 15:26:44 GMT -5
JWA.com video
I’m walking through the Indy airport and holding my phone toward me as I’m dragging my carry-on behind me.
Who knows what we’re gonna see tonight? Will enemies cooperate? Will partners fight? One things for sure. When tonight’s events are through, Mack will reign supreme, and there’s nothing anyone else can do.
Now boarding flight 1369 for…
See y’all soon.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Mar 1, 2023 10:33:00 GMT -5
traditional battle royal promo with buffalo in front of a JWA Super Glory backdrop, he growls and spits out his intense promo through clenched teeth. "battle royale. battle tested. battle scarred. scarred and scared and runnin' for mommy. mommy may i...no you may not! because chief buffalo is coming, he's coming for glory, for super glory, and he's in charge, buffalo charge. royalty charges...buffalo battle scared, royally charging, battle royale winner: chief buffalo" he walks up close to the camera and snarls: "bet." OOC: Better than most Ultimate Warrior promos. very much the goal, new buffalo, new nonsense.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 2, 2023 0:10:52 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Daisy is walking out of the arena in pain but still with a smile on her face
Toni: Daisy wait! Can you give us some words about your experience
Daisy: Well, that was the most fun I've ever had. The pain I delivered and the pain I took, it was all worth it, and 3RD PLACE! That to me is just amazing. My first battle royal and I did that, but well Conor & Shredsbury are still fighting in the ring as I speak so I want to wish them both good luck they have been doing so well in that match and I-
we hear a clap from the distance to reveal it's Miss Jessie
Jessie: Are you done talking?
Daisy: I don't know, are you done messing with all the guys?
Jessie: Aw how cute, I saw your performance in the battle royal and just want to say there is a clear reason as to why you lost
Daisy: Oh really enlighten me.
Jessie: Well look at me... and look at you. You see if I was in that match I could use my good looks to get every single guy to throw themselves out
Daisy: haha doubt that, but even if you could, you would still have to deal with Veronica and I
Jessie: Oh please you two are pushovers, I could beat you two any day of the week
Daisy: Agreed. It's not like Veronica ever speared you in national television, humiliating you in the process
Jessie: I wasn't ready for it! Besides I know I can beat you
Daisy: Oh yeah? Wanna find out right her right now?
Jessie: While I would love to beat you up I just had my nails done and plus I don't want to be seen with... you
Miss Jessie walks away
Toni: Well that was surly something
Daisy: Yeah Miss Jessie better not get in my way or she may experience something even worse than a spear.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 2, 2023 9:45:47 GMT -5
JWA.Com/EXCLUSIVES
Penguino is shown in the Local Veterinarian facility where Penguino is shown being fed tiny pieces of Krill while many things are taped to his body. They are waiting for him to be ready for an X-ray. Penguino gets up and hobble-waddles around for a minute before saying “Greatest Wrestler Of Doom I’m coming for you.”
Penguino runs as fast as he can (Not very fast) out of the room before being seen by vets and chased Johnny Kobra tries to reason with him but he says he knows what he’s doing and Johnny Kobra says that he’ll back him up. Penguino runs as Kobra holds back the Vets and Penguino shouts at the camera “BE WARNED”
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 2, 2023 9:53:42 GMT -5
*I'm at Killie's watching the conclusion of the Battle Royal with Jackson*
Jackson: Come on....
Pierre: I believe in him....
*The conclusion plays*
Jackson: Hell yeah!!!!!!
Pierre: *I let out a roar in excitement*
Jackson: *giggles*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 2, 2023 12:27:27 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Alright, so things didn't go to plan in the battle royal. So what? His Lordship and I are still going to retain our titles next week against the Big Doofus and the Welsh Doofus!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 2, 2023 12:33:05 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Kip Whistler is seen sitting behind a large desk in his office at the JWA Studio)
Greetings, grapple fans. First and foremost I want to extend a hearty congratulations to the winner of the battle royal, Chesterton Shredsbury! As a result of his victory, he will be receiving a shot at the JWA World Heavyweight Championship at our next pay per view event, Crash Carnival, coming to you live on Saturday, April 22! Well done, young man.
However, I would be remiss if I didn't address the runner up, "Relentless" Conor Caine. In the lead up to Super Glory I stated repeatedly that Caine had done more than enough to earn himself an opportunity to challenge for the World Heavyweight Title. I believe myself to be a man of my word, if nothing else. And so it is on that note that I announce that in three weeks' time, Conor Caine is going to get his shot at the title. That's right, in a rare occurrence for a regular edition of Glory, Red Pirate Rogers will be defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against "Relentless" Conor Caine on March 21/22! It's only fair.
I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that, as a result of what transpired during the battle royal, Penguino will be facing The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM on the March 14/15 episode of Glory. Clearly there is an issue there that needs to be settled.
Thank you for your continued support, JWA fans, and be sure to keep following JWA wherever you may be. Good night.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 2, 2023 13:56:41 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***(Kip Whistler is seen sitting behind a large desk in his office at the JWA Studio) Greetings, grapple fans. First and foremost I want to extend a hearty congratulations to the winner of the battle royal, Chesterton Shredsbury! As a result of his victory, he will be receiving a shot at the JWA World Heavyweight Championship at our next pay per view event, Crash Carnival, coming to you live on Saturday, April 22! Well done, young man. However, I would be remiss if I didn't address the runner up, "Relentless" Conor Caine. In the lead up to Super Glory I stated repeatedly that Caine had done more than enough to earn himself an opportunity to challenge for the World Heavyweight Title. I believe myself to be a man of my word, if nothing else. And so it is on that note that I announce that in three weeks' time, Conor Caine is going to get his shot at the title. That's right, in a rare occurrence for a regular edition of Glory, Red Pirate Rogers will be defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against "Relentless" Conor Caine on March 21/22! It's only fair. I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that, as a result of what transpired during the battle royal, Penguino will be facing The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM on the March 14/15 episode of Glory. Clearly there is an issue there that needs to be settled. Thank you for your continued support, JWA fans, and be sure to keep following JWA wherever you may be. Good night. Via @yourcommand on Chirpy (Chirping with embedded video from JWA.com) And the hits just keep on coming.... #AndStill #FamiliarFoes #Glory
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Post by Penguino on Mar 2, 2023 15:18:47 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***(Kip Whistler is seen sitting behind a large desk in his office at the JWA Studio) Greetings, grapple fans. First and foremost I want to extend a hearty congratulations to the winner of the battle royal, Chesterton Shredsbury! As a result of his victory, he will be receiving a shot at the JWA World Heavyweight Championship at our next pay per view event, Crash Carnival, coming to you live on Saturday, April 22! Well done, young man. However, I would be remiss if I didn't address the runner up, "Relentless" Conor Caine. In the lead up to Super Glory I stated repeatedly that Caine had done more than enough to earn himself an opportunity to challenge for the World Heavyweight Title. I believe myself to be a man of my word, if nothing else. And so it is on that note that I announce that in three weeks' time, Conor Caine is going to get his shot at the title. That's right, in a rare occurrence for a regular edition of Glory, Red Pirate Rogers will be defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against "Relentless" Conor Caine on March 21/22! It's only fair. I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that, as a result of what transpired during the battle royal, Penguino will be facing The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM on the March 14/15 episode of Glory. Clearly there is an issue there that needs to be settled. Thank you for your continued support, JWA fans, and be sure to keep following JWA wherever you may be. Good night. Via @yourcommand on Chirpy (Chirping with embedded video from JWA.com) And the hits just keep on coming.... #AndStill #FamiliarFoes #Glory OOC Just realizing now that you 2 are 1-1 against each other
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 2, 2023 15:37:19 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 2, 2023 16:46:13 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy Caine, YOU are the #1 Contender. YOU earned that distinction before the battle royal even began. I am giving YOU the first shot at the championship. Are WE going to have a problem?
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