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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 12, 2023 23:01:56 GMT -5
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 15, 2023 13:02:31 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Chirpy Prior engagements have me away from #Glory this week, but I'm impressed, as ever by @penguino and excited to see the title hunt heat up in the women's division. As for “Charismatic” Conor Caine: I don't expect anything in this business, least of all a victory against a great opponent like you. I just do my best and respect that things will end as they must. But I would be remiss if I allowed you to call my baked confections "novelties". It had a great crumb and was a true showstopper, so mind your tone or you'll have to answer to the woman who taught me that recipe and without doubt the toughest woman outside the JWA: Dame Prue Leith! (Picture of Red and Prue smiling beside a pair of blancmanges but Red's is a bit too Red...) #JWA #DoIQualifyForCBBO? |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 15, 2023 13:50:21 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Chirpy Prior engagements have me away from #Glory this week, but I'm impressed, as ever by @penguino and excited to see the title hunt heat up in the women's division. As for “Charismatic” Conor Caine : I don't expect anything in this business, least of all a victory against a great opponent like you. I just do my best and respect that things will end as they must. But I would be remiss if I allowed you to call my baked confections "novelties". It had a great crumb and was a true showstopper, so mind your tone or you'll have to answer to the woman who taught me that recipe and without doubt the toughest woman outside the JWA: Dame Prue Leith! (Picture of Red and Prue smiling beside a pair of blancmanges but Red's is a bit too Red...) #JWA #DoIQualifyForCBBO? OOC: No one wants a soggy bottom |
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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 15, 2023 23:18:46 GMT -5
(The setting is at Killies)
Jackson: Woah you look angry
Daisy: It seems like Bambi always find a way to piss me off. Like she thinks I'm making excuses to not wrestle, oh I'm sorry "RASSLE" I don't mean to offend her when I say, how can she say I don't like wrestling when I've literally had more wrestling matches in JWA than she has. I've beaten her, her brother, Veronica Chance, Princess Starbright, Carolina Strutter, The Aesthetics and I was even doing wrestling in the Battle Royal. What has she done. A losing effort to me, and fighting some Molly Oliver girl. That's the main reason why we are in JWA, to wrestle, and yeah we may have some gimmick matches here and there but can't a girl have a little bit of fun. Like some days I wake up and wish that I could whack someone with a chair! And It's not like I won't wrestle in the hardcore match like what else am I suppose to do rather than just use weapons? Every single match I have been in, I done wrestling, I even did wrestling moves in that mud match and...
Jackson: Ok ok ok. I think you could use a drink to cool you off. How about a milkshake?
Daisy: That would be great thank you.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 16, 2023 4:19:37 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Chirpy Prior engagements have me away from #Glory this week, but I'm impressed, as ever by @penguino and excited to see the title hunt heat up in the women's division. As for “Charismatic” Conor Caine : I don't expect anything in this business, least of all a victory against a great opponent like you. I just do my best and respect that things will end as they must. But I would be remiss if I allowed you to call my baked confections "novelties". It had a great crumb and was a true showstopper, so mind your tone or you'll have to answer to the woman who taught me that recipe and without doubt the toughest woman outside the JWA: Dame Prue Leith! (Picture of Red and Prue smiling beside a pair of blancmanges but Red's is a bit too Red...) #JWA #DoIQualifyForCBBO? Things like this make me wish I had time to illustrate random Skits and match moments! |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Mar 16, 2023 15:23:08 GMT -5
when tgwod gets back stage he runs into chief buffalo....literally. he falls on his butt and looks up where the big beast smiles and reaches down a hand.
buff says, 'good start kid...whaddaya say we stick together and bring everyone to their...DOOM?'
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Mar 17, 2023 11:05:13 GMT -5
Doom chuckles and respond with, “yes. The punish ment of the penguin along with others shall begin!” TPWOD and Chief Buffalo start walking and doom falls on his face… again.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 21, 2023 6:01:21 GMT -5
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 21, 2023 13:08:54 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on Digifoto 50 second Highlight reel of Red's workout routine set to some rousing (and gimmick appropriate) tunes. (We see him with squat jumps, burpees, shuttle runs, practicing savate kicks and strikes to a dummy before he closes with a glance and wink at the camera) Caption: "It's not all bundt cakes and blancmanges. See you all at #JWAGlory Tonight!" #ToBeTheBest #YouGottaBeatTheBest #OrAtLeastBeatTheGuyWithTheShinyBelt... |
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Post by Penguino on Mar 23, 2023 6:27:40 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Sorry to everyone for not being on glory, I had some personal issues down in Antarctica but anyway back on the topic. Thumper Moore III we are former rivals and I respect you very much which is why, if given the opportunity to be my tag partner against team fatty. |
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Mar 23, 2023 6:53:07 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Sorry to everyone for not being on glory, I had some personal issues down in Antarctica but anyway back on the topic. Thumper Moore III we are former rivals and I respect you very much which is why, if given the opportunity to be my tag partner against team fatty. @zonachance on Chirpy Penguino, I’ve never teamed with a cold weather waterfowl before, but I’ve seen what you can do and I respect you. It’ll be an honor to face off against Buff Doom with you. |
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 23, 2023 8:22:58 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed - next week on Glory, Arizona Chance will team with Penguino to face Chief Buffalo & The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM! The winners will go on to challenge Duke and Thorin for the tag titles at Crash Carnival!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Mar 23, 2023 11:00:58 GMT -5
“I said you needed to be more assertive, not aggressive! You scared poor Toni!” Arizona was laughing as he teased his wife about her promo after they returned home.
“And I said I needed a manager, not someone who was going to jump back into the ring the first time some birdbrain needed help!” Veronica was bordering on working herself into a shoot. (brother)
The living room at the Palatial Estate was starting to get a little bit tense when Veronica cracked a smile, then Arizona let out a snicker. Before long, both were laughing at each other.
“You and your goofy dancing!” “You and your need to be in the spotlight!” They made their way over for an embrace, and Veronica had a suddenly concerned look. “Zona… how are you going to get the Last Crusade on Doom? He’s a man of such… such… prodigious girth.”
“I hadn’t thought about that, babe. I mean, at least the Last Crusade doesn’t force me to grab him around the waist. I mean, there is that version of it, but if I do the version where I grab him around his—“
“Daddy, why you and mommy yell?” A bewildered and sleepy Madison had crawled out of her toddler bed when she heard the fake argument. Ronnie and Zona looked at each other and included their daughter in their embrace to let her know everything was OK.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 23, 2023 11:42:05 GMT -5
Veronica was bordering on working herself into a shoot. (brother) OOC This had me rolling |
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Post by “The Debonair” Mack Caliber on Mar 23, 2023 19:00:23 GMT -5
Veronica was bordering on working herself into a shoot. (brother) OOC This had me rolling OOC: Somebody explain why this is funny. |
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