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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 24, 2023 6:50:29 GMT -5
OOC: Somebody explain why this is funny. OOC: The following is an infamous tweet from Hulk Hogan (emphasis added by me): "Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks"
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Post by “The Debonair” Mack Caliber on Mar 24, 2023 21:13:34 GMT -5
OOC: Somebody explain why this is funny. OOC: The following is an infamous tweet from Hulk Hogan (emphasis added by me): "Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks" That sounds like it was written by Bad Luck Bradley.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 25, 2023 1:50:15 GMT -5
OOC: The following is an infamous tweet from Hulk Hogan (emphasis added by me): "Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks" That sounds like it was written by Bad Luck Bradley. OOC: Now this had me rolling.
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Mar 25, 2023 7:55:58 GMT -5
That sounds like it was written by Bad Luck Bradley. OOC: Now this had me rolling. Listen here.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Mar 26, 2023 14:40:51 GMT -5
The doorbell rings at the Chance's estate and Arizona opens it in the middle of a typical toddler bed time. Veronica is vainly trying to hold on to the expectation of everyone clears their plate, Madison is screaming about how she "never wearing p.j.s EVER!!!" and Arizona looks worn out as he sees the JWA Champion standing on his doorstep.
"Uh...not a great time, Red..." (something crashes)
Red smiles and holds out a bottle of amber liquid, with a silver lion etched on it. Arizona sees the "Lagavulin Distiller's Edition" and looks wistful.
Red puts in his friend's hands and steps inside shouting "Where's my parrot pal?" Maddie runs over squawking "Unca Red! Unca Red!" and the two flap around to clear the table and put on pjs.
Half an hour later, "Unca Red" says goodnight to Maddie and joins Arizona in the library where his old partner is already sitting in blissful quiet.
"What's the occasion, champ?"
"I thought you might be having a tough night."
"She's two, they're never easy nights."
Red smiles, "not that. You may not realize, but today's the day I pass you to have the longest title reign in the JWA" Arizona's smile fades just a little "You didn't realize did you, Chance?"
"I've had other things on my mind..."
"Understandable. You have a rich full life, family, legacy, and I have an empty captain's quarters with the pleasant distraction of a little golden sparkle." Arizona still looks a little wistful as Red carries on, "I envy you a bit, able to slow down and spend some quality time with your little one, building your managerial pedigree with your best friend and finest pupil, accepting your age as an elder statesman to team with and support younger and more avian wrestlers, you finally can see that there's much more to life than chasing some silly gold. You deserve it old friend. You deserve it."
Veronica pops her head in, "she's out! 'Zona honey, I'm getting in the shower. Thank you, Red, you're a life saver."
"Anything for the future champion! and her arm candy..." Veronica smiles and leaves them. Red turns to Arizona and sees a strained look on the other Adventurer's face. "You okay, old friend?"
"Fine," Arizona claims through a gritted smile.
"Oh lord...well...uh...I may...erm...I'll just leave the bottle, shall I?"
"Very kind of you, Red."
"Happy to do it, and sorry if I, uh...put my boot in it as it were..." Arizona just stares. "Well...I'll see you soon..."
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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 27, 2023 2:34:52 GMT -5
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Mar 27, 2023 6:52:46 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Reports continue to circulate about a possible injury to one half of the Tag-Team champions, "Lord" Taylor Thorin.
These rumours have been further added to with numerous social media reports over the weekend of Thorin being spotted at a medical facility accompanied as ever by Tembleberry and Earl Jackson.
We have reached out to Thorin and his representatives and have not yet received a response.
Stick to JWA.com and all your favourite JWA Social Media channels for updates as we receive them.
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Post by Zona/Thumper on Mar 28, 2023 5:11:13 GMT -5
“Hey, Penguino, it’s Zona. Call me back, we need to talk strategy before tonight. See you soon.”
Arizona turned to Veronica. “He hasn’t picked up all week. I’m not going to have a chance to talk before our match— we have no plan. I guess me and the bird will just have to—“
“Zona, don’t you dare say it!” Veronica was adamant.
“Daddy no say!” Madison was just as determined as her mother, mimicking her hands on hips pose.
“—WING IT!” Arizona was smiling from ear to ear in self amusement.
“He has flippers, dear. We’ve been over this.” Veronica hung her head in shame as Zona headed for the door.
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Post by Penguino on Mar 28, 2023 7:44:17 GMT -5
Penguino arrives at JWA studio in his limo with the beak on the windshield. He walks out of the car with Johnny Kobra and Penguino takes out his phone listens to the voicemail that Arizona accidentally sent with the terrible joke in it and Penguino laughs at how terrible it is.
He then proceeds to call back Arizona and says “Hey wanna talk strategy let’s talk.”
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Mar 30, 2023 7:58:12 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Hey “The Debonair” Mack Caliber I understand you not wanting to accept my challenge for a match next week on Glory. I wouldn't want to fight me either, especially if I was in a rut like you!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Mar 31, 2023 2:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by “The Debonair” Mack Caliber on Mar 31, 2023 13:39:55 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Hey “The Debonair” Mack Caliber I understand you not wanting to accept my challenge for a match next week on Glory. I wouldn't want to fight me either, especially if I was in a rut like you! @bigmackattack on Chirpy You know already for Glory there was a travel issue. But that won’t stop me from causing bleeding to your soft tissue. You’re not on my level without your cronies. I’ll prove it next week, you stupid jabroni.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 1, 2023 9:11:17 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! Next week on Glory it will be Duke Mongoose against Mack Caliber in a Fortune & Glory 2022 rematch! Also, after this past edition of Glory, we know that Duke & "Lord" Taylor Thorin will defend the JWA World Tag Team Championship against ZoneGuino at Crash Carnival!
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Post by Zona/Thumper on Apr 1, 2023 12:20:20 GMT -5
“OK, but what was I supposed to do? Not take advantage of the opportunity? Besides, it’ll all be worth it to stick it back in Red’s face when we BOTH walk out of Crash Carnival as champions and he doesn’t.” Arizona slyly smiled at his wife.
“You promised you’d be at ringside as my manager for every match and not get distracted. You said you’d but your career on hold for a bit.” Veronica was slightly perturbed, again, that her husband had unintentionally backed out of a promise.
“Babe, I can do both. I can manage you, AND I can beat up this clowns for the tag titles. Lots of guys have been in one title match and been at ringside for another in the same night.”
“Name one.” Veronica stood with her hands on her hips.
“Yeah Daddy, nabe un!” Madison was getting very good at imitating her mother being upset with her father.
“Well, then I’ll be the first. In the mean time, I’ll watch Maddie while you train, and then we can switch.”
“YOU SAID YOU’D HELP ME TRAIN. Besides, I’ve already called someone to come babysit.”
“Oh sure, cause the last person you brought into our lives worked out so well. That’s the reason we have that headache that almost ruined Red’s life.”
Veronica cringed at the mention of Jessie. “Below the belt, Zona. Besides, this one comes highly recommended.” Just then, the doorbell rang, and Daisy Turner was at the door.
“Aunt Daisy!” Madison squealed with delight and ran to the women’s champ, as Arizona mouthed “Aunt Daisy?” to Veronica, who shrugged.
Arizona smiled. “At least this babysitter is one I know will keep Maddie safe. Let’s go train.”
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 6, 2023 17:37:03 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Toni: What a match we witnessed on JWA Glory with Mack Caliber defeating Duke Mongoose but right now we want to take focus on a moment that happened and that was when "Relentless" Conor Caine chased Tembleberry and Earl Jackson out of ringside. I'm here to say we have some exclusive backstage footage about what happened and why we didn't see the two men after the chase
Footage:
Tembleberry and Jackson are running for their lives away from Conor. Conor seems to be catching up and out of panic they enter a random room. When Conor arrives at the door he notices the sign saying "Daisy Turner's Locker Room" He knocks on the door.
Daisy: Who is it?
Conor: It's Conor, can I come in?
Daisy: Is this about Tembleberry and Earl Jackson?
Conor: Yeah
Daisy: Hold on let me get finish getting changed... Come in
Conor enters the room to find both men knocked unconscious
Conor: You really took them out
Daisy: What was I suppose to do. They saw me, like saw saw me.
Conor: Yeah they kinda deserve it.
Suddenly Pink Satin walks in and ambushes Daisy as the cameras turn off
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