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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Dec 28, 2021 12:49:49 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on digifoto Vidéo shows Red humming "Jolly Old St Nicholas" as he drops presents in each man's locker. A copy of "She's Just Not Into You" & JWA Stress balls for Chief Buffalo (designed with wrestler faces do Arizona's fedora pops off, Stanley's sprays a green mist, etc) Buffalo is shown in a dark eerie basement. He is cutting out snowflakes from the pages of the book Red left him. He starts singing "Baby it's Cold Outside" as he hangs them up and gives little kisses to Angel ornaments, a close up shows that he has taped pictures of Rebecca over the Angel heads. "See y'a tonight sweetheart!"
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Dec 31, 2021 10:35:42 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Toni Cruise is in the backstage area of the JWA Studio near the exit door)
Toni: Hello fans! Toni Cruise here to get some exclusive comments for JWA.com following tonight's Jammy Awards. Here comes someone now. Oh! Yuppie! Can I get a word?
(Yuppie VP walks over, clearly frustrated)
Yuppie: Toni? I thought you quit.
Toni: Wrong Toni, wrong company. Anyway, you came up short tonight at the Jammys-
Yuppie: OH I SEE! You're here to rub salt in the wounds as usual, right?
Toni: Sorry about that. I just wanted to know your thoughts on tonight's proceedings.
Yuppie: My thoughts? I'm thinking that the academy, or whoever votes on these things, doesn't now their armpit from their elbow if you know what I'm saying.
Toni: Umm... no?
Yuppie: Never mind. Point is, Arizona Chance continues to get everything he ever wanted and more handed to him here in JWA. Meanwhile, a guy like me who's breaking his back every week doesn't get any recognition. It's preposterous.
Toni: But you were nominated for two awards. That's recognition.
Yuppie: Nominated, schmoninated. That's irrelevant. How many Jammys do I have, Toni? NONE. That's what matters. It's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose.
Toni: Isn't that backward?
Yuppie: I've had about enough of you, young lady. While I'm leaving tonight empty handed, that's going to change on Glory next week. We're kicking off the new year with new World Tag Team Champions! Tag Team of the Year? They had one match! The voters are clearly out of their minds.
Toni: Thank you for your time, Yuppie. Fans, stay tuned to JWA.com for more exclusive content!
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Dec 31, 2021 11:47:15 GMT -5
Toni comes up to Stanley the Weeb and Rebecca Mullet backstage after the Jammies.
Toni: Stanley what are your plans for the future?
Stanley: I wish I could take time off for my mental health, to regain my self control. I will be seeing my psychiatrist between training and matches. But there are things I need to keep my eyes on. Like the health of my best friend Tommy End. And I must deal with Chief Buffalo.
Toni: Is there anyone you wish to fight?
Stanley: Chief Buffalo. I need to drive in that thick Iron Head addled brain of his that Rebecca is just not that intrested in him.
Toni: So your saying Rebecca is your property?
Rebecca: I'm my own property. I don't belong to Stanley unless I choose to be. And Stanley is not my property unless he chooses to be. Right now we choose to be each others property.
Stanley: Who knows what tomorrow will bring.
Toni: Any thoughts about the new guy, Pinguino?
Stanley: He has to earn his way up the ladder, just like everyone else. Hotshot Carson had to learn that. So should Pinguino. I'm willing to teach him if Mr. Whistler wishes me to do so.
Toni: Will you be willing to challenge Arizona Chance again for the belt?
Stanley: I'm willing to do so again if the fans wish it.
Toni: Mack Caliber?
Stanley: If the fans wish it.
Toni: Tommy End?
Stanley: Let him heal up first people. Let him return. Then ask me again.
Toni: Yuppie VP?
Stanley: Are my taxes due? Well, if the fans demand it, I'll lock up with him. I'll lock up with anyone, if the match pleases the fans.
Toni: Then I won't keep you. Have a good night.
Stanley and Rebecca: Domo arigato.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Dec 31, 2021 17:24:03 GMT -5
Arizona’s Digifoto
Arizona is sitting at his customary location, antique highball glass filled with amber liqueur on the oak side table, and the JWA Championship— and the two Jammie awards he just won— are placed on the bow very crowded table.
“JWA Fans, I am once again humbled and honored to have won two more Jammies, for match of the year with Dyno, and for Worker of the Year. I have to say, as for the match of the year, it takes two to tango, and Dyno certainly held up his end of the bargain— and in fact, if memory serves, he won that match. In my mind, that makes him a top contender for this title should he return to working full time.
As for the second straight Worker of the Year award… I am humbled, honored, and I will be the first to tell you that there were several others worthy of the honor— Tommy End, Yuppie VP, Stanley, Rogers, and Mack could have all won this award— but you, the JWA fan base, chose me. Thank you.
There are two men who I want to speak directly to right now. First, Mack Caliber. Mack, don’t think I’ve forgotten about our unfinished business. You violated my trust last year in a way that went well beyond the ring, and you violated the trust of my wife. I know that you were under a poor influence then, and you’re under a much better influence now— I’m willing to forgive, but I haven’t forgotten. Listen to Rogers, he’s a good man… and watch your back next week. Yuppie and Pierre will give you everything you can hope for.
The second guy I want to address is Yuppie VP. As much joy as it is going to bring me to see you and Mack go tooth and nail next week, I want to say this: no one is hungrier, no one has had a tougher road here, and no one deserves a run with a belt more than you. Good luck and Godspeed to both teams. Thanks for your time.”
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Jan 4, 2022 9:08:52 GMT -5
I’m seated in the business class of a plane, obviously recording a cell phone video. The guy next to me looks very uncomfortable.
I’m in an airplane seat headed to Glory. We’ve heard Yuppie and Chance, now it’s time to tell my story. Those two both tried to use me, I’ve since understood Yuppie for the title, and Chance to make himself feel good.
So as for tonight, Yuppie, get ready for a beatin And Pierre, you too. You’ll be like a giant sheep, bleatin Out in pain, and agony, and missed opportunity, Me and Red will retain tonight, and soon I’ll be
Two Belt Mack, always on the attack Never on my back, that whack Chance ain’t more than a snack For my varacious appetite. Some say the time ain’t right— But my time is now, and now it’s time for my flight.
The uncomfortable dude next to me asks “are you a TikTok guy or something” as I turn off the camera.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jan 6, 2022 7:42:11 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni Cruise: Fans, I'm outside the locker rooms with Yuppie VP. Tough break tonight, fighting to a draw against Red & Mack for the tag titles.
Yuppie VP: Tough break, Toni? You think this wasn't Rogers' plan all along?
Toni: I don't follow.
Yuppie: Rogers and Caliber worked to actively have the match thrown out once they realized that those titles were slipping from their grasps. Unfortunately for myself and Pierre, referee Panther Haberdashery fell for it.
Toni: That's a pretty strong allegation against the champs. How does Pierre feel about tonight?
Yuppie: How does Pierre feel? He's furious. He's in the locker room busting things up. Why do you think I'm standing out here with you?
Toni: Just before Glory went off the air, Kip announced that the rematch will take place next week. Thoughts?
Yuppie: I only hope that Red and Mack show some guts and take the beating they've got coming. If they thought tonight was rough, imagine how much worse it's going to be when they step in the ring with an enraged giant and a psycho yuppie!
Toni: Fans, stay tuned to JWA.com for more exclusive content.
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Post by Dyno on Jan 6, 2022 10:37:43 GMT -5
@brittnt on Chirpy
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 10, 2022 10:38:14 GMT -5
From @weebwarrior at Chirpy
"I herd Penguino badmouthing the entire ladder system. 'I wanna get the champion belt now! Why should I even prove myself worthy for it?' I see myself as a gatekeeper of sorts. Penguino, beat me in the square circle, then you can see if your worthy of a run at the belt."
"Arizona has enough on his plate already."
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jan 10, 2022 12:22:07 GMT -5
From @weebwarrior at Chirpy "I herd Penguino badmouthing the entire ladder system. 'I wanna get the champion belt now! Why should I even prove myself worthy for it?' I see myself as a gatekeeper of sorts. Penguino, beat me in the square circle, then you can see if your worthy of a run at the belt." "Arizona has enough on his plate already." @bookitkip on Chirpy Consider the match booked - in advance of his match at Destiny, Stanley The Weeb will square off with the debuting Penguino on the January 18/19 episode of Glory!
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Post by Penguino on Jan 10, 2022 13:35:51 GMT -5
You know what Stanley you want to challenge me we all know who will come out on top I mean it’s in your name Stanley The Dweeb but yeah I accept
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 10, 2022 14:05:22 GMT -5
You know what Stanley you want to challenge me we all know who will come out on top I mean it’s in your name Stanley The Dweeb but yeah I accept That's Weeb, as in Japanese Animation fan. My old partner Waldo was the Dweeb. And Herman the Nerd. We were the Nerd Allert Trio.
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Post by Penguino on Jan 10, 2022 17:11:37 GMT -5
You know what Stanley you want to challenge me we all know who will come out on top I mean it’s in your name Stanley The Dweeb but yeah I accept That's Weeb, as in Japanese Animation fan. My old partner Waldo was the Dweeb. And Herman the Nerd. We were the Nerd Allert Trio. yo snitch it’s called being sarcastic
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 10, 2022 17:36:51 GMT -5
That's Weeb, as in Japanese Animation fan. My old partner Waldo was the Dweeb. And Herman the Nerd. We were the Nerd Allert Trio. yo snitch it’s called being sarcastic Sarcasm doesn't translate through social media well. Try again Tuxedo Smashed.
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Post by Penguino on Jan 10, 2022 18:41:08 GMT -5
yo snitch it’s called being sarcastic Sarcasm doesn't translate through social media well. Try again Tuxedo Smashed. OOC that is actually hilarious
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Post by Stanley The Weeb on Jan 10, 2022 23:54:28 GMT -5
Sarcasm doesn't translate through social media well. Try again Tuxedo Smashed. OOC that is actually hilarious OCC: It's ment to be.
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