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Post by Daisy Turner on May 5, 2023 0:59:23 GMT -5
Daisy: Hello I am with the competitors from the Afro-Eurasia Bracket who are fortunate to make it to round 2. They are: Sakura Watanabe, Karishma Laghari, Siberia, Sweet Jane, Élise Blanchet, Magdalena and Night Fang. Ladies you saw what happened yesterday with the Austro-America Bracket now it's you turn, please reveal the notes
Sakura Watanabe did not get a bye
Karishma Laghari did not get a bye
Siberia did not get a bye
Sweet Jane did not get a bye
Élise Blanchet did not get a bye
Magdalena did get a bye
Night Fang did not get a bye
Daisy: Well there we have it folks Magdalena and Rhiannon receive a bye heading into round two, the rest is fair game. Who will face who in Round 2 and who will prevail to the Quarter-Finals? All questions will be answered in the following days. This is the JWA Women's Champion Daisy Turner signing off, and we will soon see the brackets for round 2 of the Daisy World Cup. Bye <3
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Post by Daisy Turner on May 9, 2023 0:55:29 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Mongoose on May 9, 2023 11:28:48 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
His Lordship and I are back from our retreat and we're more focused than ever. Kip & Co. think that a LUMBERJERK MATCH is going to stop us? Don't make me laugh! Tonight on Glory we're going to put the fraudulent champion and his rapping pal in their place!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 10, 2023 18:20:16 GMT -5
*Big Waves is at Killie's still in their lumberjack attire and Troglo is seen at the soundproof part downing bottles of hot sauce*
Troglo: *belch* FRIENDS BACK!!!!!!! *he gives both of us a hug*
Chesterton: *laughs* Good to see ya too Troglo
Pierre: *I belly laugh*
Jackson: He's been eating hot wings and downing hot sauce ever since he got here.... it's amazing
Troglo: *munch* Jack-grunt-son.... good.... ch-ef....
Jackson: Thank you....
Troglo: *grins while having hot sauce all over his beard*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on May 11, 2023 9:12:34 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Who in their right mind let that buffoon Brad Luck Badly back into the JWA Studio? And who let him have welding equipment? I'm holding him personally responsible for the outcome of the match! Kip talked about banning Tembleberry and The Earl from ringside, but if anyone should be banned it's BRAD LUCK!
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Post by Penguino on May 11, 2023 9:19:30 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Who in their right mind let that buffoon Brad Luck Badly back into the JWA Studio? And who let him have welding equipment? I'm holding him personally responsible for the outcome of the match! Kip talked about banning Tembleberry and The Earl from ringside, but if anyone should be banned it's BRAD LUCK! Reply by @penguino on Chirpy Dukey man come on man. When I heard someone named Mongoose was coming in I thought I would no longer be the only animal here but man you can’t shut up can you, whether it’s here or their or in Kips office you just don’t stop complaining. The way I see it we have a couple of weeks of glory ahead of us that just so happen to be needing main events so if I put away Johnny Kobra and all of Penguin Kai will you put your money where your beak is and say no Thorin or Earl or Tembleberry. If yes great if no, go to hell you chickenbleak.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on May 11, 2023 11:26:48 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Who in their right mind let that buffoon Brad Luck Badly back into the JWA Studio? And who let him have welding equipment? I'm holding him personally responsible for the outcome of the match! Kip talked about banning Tembleberry and The Earl from ringside, but if anyone should be banned it's BRAD LUCK! Reply by @penguino on Chirpy Dukey man come on man. When I heard someone named Mongoose was coming in I thought I would no longer be the only animal here but man you can’t shut up can you, whether it’s here or their or in Kips office you just don’t stop complaining. The way I see it we have a couple of weeks of glory ahead of us that just so happen to be needing main events so if I put away Johnny Kobra and all of Penguin Kai will you put your money where your beak is and say no Thorin or Earl or Tembleberry. If yes great if no, go to hell you chickenbleak. @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Didn't His Lordship and I already take care of you at Crash Carnival? If Kips sees fit, I'll gladly stomp the living daylights out of you again, bird brain!
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on May 11, 2023 11:35:51 GMT -5
Reply by @penguino on Chirpy Dukey man come on man. When I heard someone named Mongoose was coming in I thought I would no longer be the only animal here but man you can’t shut up can you, whether it’s here or their or in Kips office you just don’t stop complaining. The way I see it we have a couple of weeks of glory ahead of us that just so happen to be needing main events so if I put away Johnny Kobra and all of Penguin Kai will you put your money where your beak is and say no Thorin or Earl or Tembleberry. If yes great if no, go to hell you chickenbleak. @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Didn't His Lordship and I already take care of you at Crash Carnival? If Kips sees fit, I'll gladly stomp the living daylights out of you again, bird brain! @tembleberrytheassistant on Chirpy The Duke again proving why he's the hardest working man in the buisness. #RealMansMan And bird brain again proving why he's the dumbest.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on May 11, 2023 12:36:06 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Didn't His Lordship and I already take care of you at Crash Carnival? If Kips sees fit, I'll gladly stomp the living daylights out of you again, bird brain! @tembleberrytheassistant on Chirpy The Duke again proving why he's the hardest working man in the buisness. #RealMansMan And bird brain again proving why he's the dumbest. “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Chirpy @tembleberrytheassistant Since you like flapping your gums so much, how about I make it easier for you by knocking your teeth out?
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Post by Penguino on May 11, 2023 13:00:41 GMT -5
@tembleberrytheassistant on Chirpy The Duke again proving why he's the hardest working man in the buisness. #RealMansMan And bird brain again proving why he's the dumbest. “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Chirpy @tembleberrytheassistant Since you like flapping your gums so much, how about I make it easier for you by knocking your teeth out? @thebadasskobra on Chirpy I would enjoy that Hash brown Kick his ass
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 11, 2023 14:03:57 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirby
@thebadasskobra
Now I'm hungry.....
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Post by Kip Whistler on May 12, 2023 14:31:58 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Based on the chatter going back and forth, I'm happy to announce the following matches have been signed:
May 16/17: Pierre The Enormous & Chesterton Shredsbury vs. Chief Buffalo & The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM May 23/24: Duke Mongoose vs. Penguino May 30/31: "Relentless" Conor Caine vs. Tembleberry & The Earl of Jackson w/ "Lord" Taylor Thorin
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on May 16, 2023 15:02:01 GMT -5
Chesterton Shredsbury and Pierre the Enormous sit on opposite sides of a see saw. Pierre is rotted to the ground and Chesterton is up high, his feet dangling below, nearly grazing the ground.
Chesterton. I don’t much like seeing you without your Tag Team Title, mate. You look naked.
Pierre. I’m not naked. It’s spring time. Getting hot out here.
Chesterton. I didn’t mean it, like… neverMind. We need to put this Buffabro and Wrestler of Dudes in the rear view tonight. We need to get back towards the gold.
Pierre. Last week, everybody took care of pipsqueaks in their corner. We have our own help now. And Troglo no pipsqueak.
Chesterton. Assuredly not, brother. He’s a total man child. I dig having him around.
Pierre. Definitely man. Definitely child. That’s why he wanted to come to playground.
Chesterton. Truly. I actually forgot we were in a playground for a bit. It’s the quietest playground I’ve ever been to, I think. Where are all the children?
Pierre shrugs and picks up a goblet of beer and chugs from it.
Chesterton. That may not be proper for a playground brother.
Pierre. Beer?
Chesterton. Not quite.
Chesterton points behind Pierre, who looks over his own giant shoulder to see Troglo chasing the children around in the distance with a live squirrel. Distant screams are heard as Troglo laughs merrily.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 16, 2023 15:32:21 GMT -5
buffalo and tgwod prepare in their own way...at the buffet line.
buffalo says 'big match' as he scoops a fifth spoon of goulash on to a plate
tgwod grunts agreement sticking potato chips straight into his mouth.
buffalo 'big smashes' (scoops up goulash with a plate sized triscuit and eats it)
tgwod agrees with another grunt and more potato chips in his mouth
buffalo 'big smash chestertwerp and its a big win', he picks up a can of cheese whiz to spray in his mouth.
tgwod stops
buffalo smashes cans of cheese whiz, and wipes it off on a passing roadie while tgwod looks faint. ''snot cheese t'gwod, cheese byproduct...k?"
tgwod doesn't look sure...but then eats more potato chips and all is well
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 18, 2023 8:06:45 GMT -5
*Big Waves is at Killie's and an unruly patron is outside harassing Troglo*
Patron: Ayy bar is for *hic* patrons only
Troglo: *tilts his head to the side like a puppy*
Patron: *belches in Troglo's face*
Troglo: *roars angrily*
Patron: *runs for the hills*
Troglo: *belly laughs and picks his ear* BORING!!!!!! *heads inside*
Chesterton: You sure showed that guy
Pierre: Yup
Troglo: *half paying attention while downing a bottle of ranch* HUH?
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