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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 24, 2023 9:04:59 GMT -5
*We see Big Waves in Killie's and Chesterton is swilling his glass of beer*
Chesterton: *lost in thought again*
Pierre: *I tilt my head to the side* something wrong?
Chesterton: I didn't win the title and Duke and Thorin are running roughshod through the tag division....
Jackson: That entourage is on the blacklist until they win a match by themselves....... which will probably be never....
Chesterton: That's what pisses me off about them Jax... they're beaten within an inch of their lives and we go for a pin and like clockwork Dingleberry and Earl show up....
Pierre: I *munch* want to teach them a *munch* lesson....
Chesterton: You and me both bro.....
Jackson: Honestly..... same.....
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 24, 2023 18:39:53 GMT -5
The scene is an overhead shot of the Chance bedroom. Both Arizona and Veronica are lying on their back in bed. Veronica, still in her ring gear, has myriad band-aids on her chest, an ace bandage around her arm where blood has seeped through and dried, a busted lip, a crooked nose, and a deep bruise on one eye. Arizona is holding an ice pack over his nether regions. Both stare blankly at the ceiling.
ARIZONA: Babe, I—
VERONICA: SHUT UP.
Both Chances continue to stare blankly at the ceiling. In toddles Madison, who climbs into the bed.
MADISON: Mommy hurt?
VERONICA: Yes, little one, mommy is hurt.
MADISON: Daddy hurt too?
ARIZONA: Yes, Daddy is—
VERONICA: SHUT UP.
MADISON: Mommy, that not nice.
VERONICA: Yeah? I don’t think your dad is very nice right now. He didn’t do what he said he’d do.
ARIZONA: I’m sorry your match went first and—
VERONICA: SHUT UP!!! You said you’d be at ringside. You said you’d put me first. YOU WEREN’T THERE. You could’ve said no to Penguino, that you were supporting me for the first time in your life. But instead, you put teaming with that bird—
ARIZONA: NO. I didn’t. I’d never put a friend before you. I—
VERONICA: You didn’t put your friend ahead of me. You put YOURSELF ahead of me. You couldn’t give up a chance to win another title to help me win just one.
The Chances stare again at the ceiling. Madison stands up on the bed and points at Arizona.
MADISON: Mommy hurt by cuts, but more hurt by Daddy. Daddy did bad. POLOGIZE!!!
Arizona tries to keep a straight face. He bites his lip to not laugh. He turns his head sideways and looks over at Veronica, who is doing the same. The two simultaneously burst out laughing at their daughter, breaking the tension.
ARIZONA: Ronnie, I’m sorry. You— and Maddie— are right. I did it again— I put myself first. You deserve better, and I’m going to try to get it right next time. Please forgive me.
MADISON: I forgiff you Daddy!
Madison jumps on Arizona to give a forgiveness hug, but misses low and her knee nails Arizona in the crotch. He yelps in pain, and this causes Veronica to double over with laughter. Because her laughter hurts, she lets out a pathetic whimper, and Arizona starts laughing as well.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 24, 2023 20:42:10 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I am here with the Women's World Champion Daisy Turner. Now Daisy... What a hell of a fight. Everything was being used and Bambi had to be taken out and eventually you retained you Championship. What's going on in your mind right now?
Daisy: Well Toni. I did what I said I'd do and look at me now. Still your JWA Women's World Champion. I want to say what a hell of a fight both Veronica and Bambi put up. They are some of the toughest women I've ever had to face, I am so glad that there are women like those two in this company.
Toni: Now I must ask you. No offence or anything but was all that madness necessary?
Daisy: Well no. But it was there. If it's there then use it. That's one of my life mottos.
Toni: Great. Now I want to know... What does the future hold for you?
Daisy: Well I have beaten both Veronica and Bambi and I have beaten some girls on Mania, not to mention someone *cough* *cough* Miss Jessie. but I want to do more. That's why I'm going on a little scouting trip.
Toni: Scouting trip? Can you tell us more about it?
Daisy: Sorry Toni. You'll have to wait for Glory
Toni: Well that's all the time we have. Thank you Daisy for your time and congratulations on your successful defend. Bye now
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Post by Bambi Bambino on Apr 25, 2023 7:53:53 GMT -5
Toni Cruise is standing outside a hospital room with Yuppie VP
TONI: Fans, I'm at a local hospital following the mayhem that was the JWA Women's World Championship match at Crash Carnival. Yuppie, can you give us an update on Bambi Bambino's condition?
YUPPIE: Well, Toni, it's not great. Aside from some superficial burns, bruises and contusions, Bambi lost a nearly fatal amount of blood as a result of the skate blade attack from Daisy Turner. It seems an artery was cut and Bambi's insistence on continuing the match only exacerbated the damage.
TONI: Oh dear, that's awful. Is she alright now?
YUPPIE: I guess it was a bit of a blessing in disguise that Bambi had to be hauled out after the power bomb through the flaming table, because if she had gone on any longer...
Yuppie gets choked up and is clearly trying to hold back tears, but is failing
TONI: Is there any kind of timeframe for her recovery and return to the ring?
YUPPIE: Nothing is set in stone, but we've been talking and Bambi has made it clear that she doesn't think she wants to compete in JWA again any time soon. I can't blame her. She nearly died for that title, but would it have been worth it? Of course not.
TONI: Are you saying that Bambi is retiring from in-ring competition?
YUPPIE: I can't say for 100% sure, because she's her own woman and she makes her own decisions, but for the foreseeable future she'll be staying away from the ring.
TONI: Thank you for your time, and give our best wishes to Bambi on a speedy recovery.
YUPPIE: Thanks, Toni.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 27, 2023 0:34:11 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: Here is more info on the Daisy World Cup. Some competitors you may recognize from a good friend of ours AOE and some you may have never heard of. They will be split into two brackets: The Afro-Eurasia Bracket and the Austro-American Bracket. Right now I'm here to announce the competitors in the Austro-American Bracket:
1. Brooklyn Belle (USA) 2. Winter Hex (USA) 3. Dixie Thunderbird (USA) (Daughter of Wrestling Legend Dicky Thunderbird) 4. Brianna Campbell (Canada) 5. Molly Oliver (Canada) (Has competed in JWA as Local Talent) 6. Petardo (Mexico) 7. Maria Sánchez (Mexico) 8. Estrella (Puerto Rico) 9. Rhiannon (Australia) 10. Maia Taylor (New Zealand) 11. Larissa Ribeiro (Brazil) 12. Augustina Argentina (Argentina) 13. Daniela Marquez (Venezuela) 14. Keisha Ali (Trinidad and Tobago)
The Afro-Eurasia Bracket will be revealed soon!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 27, 2023 7:47:36 GMT -5
*Big Waves is at Killies after their loss and Pierre is munching on a chili dog and belching while Chesterton is washing his face in the bathroom after getting stinkfaced*
Pierre: I *belch* hate those guys....
Chesterton: *shouts from the bathroom* you and me both bro....
Pierre: The things I want to do to *belch* them *I down another chili dog*
Chesterton: Same here bro.....
Pierre: Especially after they stinkfaced you.....
Chesterton: Don't remind me....
Pierre: I'm sorry bro
Chesterton: It's fine
Pierre: *I let out a massive belch while patting my belly*
Jackson: Full big guy?
Pierre: *I nod*
Chesterton: What do you have in mind for getting back at those dinguses?
Pierre: It's gonna be a trek and a half but I'm willing to do it if it means getting back at Buffalo DOOM Duke and his cronies.....
Chesterton: *exits the bathroom and hops onto my back* Wherever ya need to go I'll be on your back
Pierre: *We exit Killie's with a game plan*
OOC: Sorry bout the long post
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 27, 2023 11:35:41 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
A LUMBERJERK MATCH? Caine and Mack are digging their own graves! I hate to speak for my tag partner, but I've got no qualms about beating up both of you next week! It's your funeral!
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Apr 27, 2023 12:50:44 GMT -5
Video Post on @yourcommand digifoto
We see full sails, and a sunny sky and Red Pirate Rogers masked face in the frame.
"Hello JWA Nation. I apologize for not attending Glory in person last night, but the tides wait for neither man nor television program.
"I've arranged to take a leave of absence from the company for a little while. The truth is, I've always been a wanderer, and have never stayed in one federation longer than a few quality story lines. I had never held a title of any kind until the tag belt I won with young Mack Caliber, and to then become your World Champion, your longest reigning world champion, who defended nobly and well against talented wrestlers I'm privileged to call friends, colleagues, and Duke Mongoose, well it's been a pleasure.
"However, I still feel that there's more to life than wrestling. So, having been at your command for the past two years, I am taking a respite to reconnect with other things I love, in particular, the big beautiful ocean...(he gestures to give everyone a taste of wanderlust)
"I found a home and a community worth fighting for in the JWA, and rest assured, I will return. I'm not here to lick my wounds or, as Mr. End might suggest "to pout", I'm here because I know every fan wants to see the best matches on the planet, that hallmark of the JWA. I'll be able to provide that with my body healed and my mind refocused. And then I'll be ready to answer your call and be, at your command."
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 27, 2023 15:16:21 GMT -5
talented wrestlers I'm privileged to call friends, colleagues, and Duke Mongoose, well it's been a pleasure. OOC: This made me laugh out loud at work.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 27, 2023 23:46:13 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: Hey, wassup, Daisy here, I'm back and I'm here to announce the last half of competitors in the Daisy World Cup. This is the: Afro-Eurasia Bracket!
1. Sakura Watanabe (Japan) 2. Ivy Jones (Britain) 3. Magdalena (Egypt) 4. Élise Blanchet (France) 5. Serpentina Stone (Italy) 6. Karishma Laghari (India) 7. Nargiza Yusupov (Uzbekistan) 8. Libra (Spain) 9. Sweet Jane (Ireland) 10. Annika Ngwenya (South Africa) 11. Dan-Bi Yun (South Korea) 12. Night Fang (Uganda) 13. Siberia (Russia) 14. Suki Misumi (Japan)
And that is the last of the competitors stay tuned on JWA Mania to find out the Round 1 matches
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 28, 2023 6:59:51 GMT -5
**JWA.com Exclusive video**
OOC: Apologies in advance for the long post
*Big Waves is on their way to visit an old friend of Pierre's*
Chesterton: How much longer?
Pierre: Not too much longer little bro
Chesterton: *rests his head on top of my head*
Pierre: We're here
*We see a well lit cave and a giant of a man is standing at the entrance*
Troglo: Who there?
Pierre: It's Pierre Troglo
Troglo: Troglo re-*grunt*-mem-*grunt*-ber giant friend but not remember small man on back
Chesterton: I'm Chesterton Shredsbury Pierre's little brother
Troglo: Bro-ther?
Pierre: *I nod*
Troglo: Che-ster-ton....
Chesterton: *hops off my back* Yes Mr. Troglo?
Troglo: *he thumps his chest at Chesterton and motions for him to do the same*
Chesterton: *confuzzled but thumps his chest*
Troglo: Friend!!!!!!
Pierre: *I belly laugh* he likes ya
Chesterton: *laughs*
Troglo: What bring you Troglo's home?
Piere: We've been having trouble in the JWA as of late and we're looking for an equalizer of sorts....
Troglo: Troglo have thing looking for.... *he motions for us to walk inside his cave and we do so*
Troglo: *has a pile of old sweatsocks and hands each of us a pair* Troglo not wear these.... much.....
Pierre: These are perfect thanks
Troglo: *grins and grunts*
Chesterton: *puts the sock on his arm*
Pieree: *I do the same*
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 28, 2023 7:45:01 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed! This week on JWA Glory we'll have the in-ring return of Tommy End as he goes up against Penguino! Then, the following week, we'll be having a LUMBERJACK MATCH pitting Mongoose & Thorin against Caine & Caliber!
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Post by Daisy Turner on May 1, 2023 23:48:43 GMT -5
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 3, 2023 19:12:25 GMT -5
*Big Waves and Troglo are at a soundproof part of Killie's and are feasting on chilli dogs and hot wings*
Pierre: So *munch* good....
Troglo: *belches*
Chesterton: You *munch* said it....
Troglo: Food.... good.... Troglo love... hot-grunt- wi-grunt-ngs
Jackson: *hands us another platter of food* here ya are guys
Pierre: Thank *belch* you.....
Jackson: You're welcome
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Post by Daisy Turner on May 4, 2023 0:50:00 GMT -5
Daisy: We are here right now with the Austro-America Bracket who have made it to Round 2: Winter Hex, Molly Oliver, Petardo, Rhiannon, Dixie Thunderbird, Estrella and Augustina Argentina. We are here to find out who is getting the bye by picking a capsule ball containing a note which you all have done. And considering most of you guys are outside the USA we decided to do a zoom call with everyone to open their capsules. Okay ladies let's begin:
Winter Hex did not get a bye
Molly Oliver did not get a bye
Petardo did not get a bye
Rhiannon did get a bye
Dixie Thunderbird did not get a bye
Estrella did not get a bye
Augustina Argentina did not get a bye
Daisy: Well that's it for now, Congratulations to Rhiannon for getting the bye. The next day we will do the same thing but with the Afro-Eurasia Bracket and then the day after that on JWA Mania I will announce the Round 2 Bracket matches. Plus the day after that I will reveal a poster of the matches featuring my poor art skills and editing skills but don't worry. It gets better. Bye <3
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