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Post by Daisy Turner on Jun 26, 2023 9:00:47 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: Tough words from Jessie a couple of days ago, real tough words. What was it Sakura I believe it was she was saying to you "I will defeat you". First off you didn't even fight Sakura, you fought a knock off. And second of all you didn't even beat her. I mean that's got to tough. But hey, Miss Jessie I'll give you some advice, just stay at ringside. Please for the love of god, don't enter the ring. And I'm saying on your behalf as well. Now let's shift this conversation a bit and move on to Winter Hex. Sakura can you remind me again the word you call Winter Hex in English?
Sakura: B*#ch!
Daisy: That's right, anyways for those who aren't aware I'm going to refresh everyone's mind. On the next episode of Glory I will be defending my prestigious JWA Women's World Championship against Winter Hex. Now for those who don't know I'm also the AOE Hardcore Champion and since that title is on the line 24/7 I feel obligated to put that on the line as well so now the stakes are really high as I will put BOTH the JWA Women's Championship and the AOE Hardcore Championship on the line. So Winter Hex you best believe I'm ready and prepared to kick you ass all over the arena.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jun 28, 2023 17:53:03 GMT -5
Chirpy
@thedivajessie
The reign is finally over. 😌
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 28, 2023 19:24:57 GMT -5
*Big Waves and Troglo are at Pierre's Chateau working out*
Troglo: *grunts while lifting a boulder over his head outside* TROGLO STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chesterton: *doing bicep curls while being bench pressed*
Pierre: *I benchpress my himbo little bro while he sits on one end of the barbells*
Chesterton: This is fun bro
Pierre: *I grunt in agreement*
Chesterton: Want to order out after this?
Pierre: What do ya have in mind?
Chesterton: Well there is a burger joint I've been dying to try and I know how much Trogbro likes burgers soooo....
Pierre: Of course little bro *I smile and place the barbell back on the rack*
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jun 29, 2023 2:30:41 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I am here with Miss Jessie and the NEW JWA Women's World Champion Winter Hex. Winter congratulations on this historic victory, what is going through your mind?
Winter: You want to know what is going through my mind? Well nothing really, we all knew I'd come out on top and now you've all seen it with your own two eyes. Now yes I may not be the AOE Hardcore Champion anymore, but I don't give a damn about that piece of trash. And speaking of trash, Sakura Watanabe, I see your still in America, well if you ever want to lose to me again just ask.
Toni: Do you have anything to say Miss Jessie?
Jessie: The pain and suffering that was Daisy Turner's reign is finally over. This is the best day of my life, nothing compares to this moment not even my times spent with Red whatshisface and something Buffalo. Winter Hex winning the Women's World Championship will go down in history as the greatest moment not even this year in JWA but in all of JWA. I swear if this specific moment doesn't get a jammy. There is some sort of conspiracy goin on here an-
Winter: I apologies in cutting you off Miss Jessie but I have a little announcement. Next week on JWA Glory I will present the Winter Hex Women's Championship Coronation. And I would also love to announce that I am cordially inviting everyone on the JWA roster, even you Toni. And I save you front row seats for the greatest women who helped me get to this moment, Daisy Turner and Sakura Watanabe, well that is if they're brave enough to show
Toni: Well once again congratulations Winter Hex and I'm sure most of us are excited to show up for the championship coronation.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jun 29, 2023 5:46:18 GMT -5
(OOC: backdated to last week. Sorry, been getting slammed at work and completely missed this week’s show 🫣)
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jun 29, 2023 23:20:03 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Miss Jessie: Ok so. I'm here alone because Winter Hex is very busy preparing her championship coronation which you ALL BETTER ATTEND! Anyways on JWA Mania I will be hosting a special celebration match.
Camera Man: Oh? Are you getting in the ring and fighting?
Miss Jessie: Something like that, and don't interrupt me next time! So before I was rudely interrupted. On Mania it will be a Miss Jessie Invitational Battle Royal. Women all over the world are allowed to compete however there is one catch. You see I'm not all for physical competition that's why this match won't be any usual battle royal, this will be the Miss Jessie Invitational Bra & Panties Battle Royal!
Camera Man: … Miss Jessie, A. Would that even be allowed and B. How does this match work?
Miss Jessie: What did I say about interruptions? But since you asked, if we were allowed to do a mud match than who says we can't do something like this? and the match format? Well it's a lengthy process but in order to be eliminated you must first be stripped to your bra and panties and then be eligible to be eliminated via over the top rope. Therefore if you get thrown over the top but still have your clothes on, your still in the match.
Camera Man: Sorry to interrupt again but I'm pretty sure most people want to be athletic competition between the women athletes.
Miss Jessie gives the Camera Man a death stare
Camera Man: Forget I said anything
Miss Jessie: Great, so for all the women who are interested, I can't wait to see you there and I can't wait to eliminate you all as I am the first announced participant in this match
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jun 30, 2023 6:24:24 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Miss Jessie: Ok so. I'm here alone because Winter Hex is very busy preparing her championship coronation which you ALL BETTER ATTEND! Anyways on JWA Mania I will be hosting a special celebration match. Camera Man: Oh? Are you getting in the ring and fighting? Miss Jessie: Something like that, and don't interrupt me next time! So before I was rudely interrupted. On Mania it will be a Miss Jessie Invitational Battle Royal. Women all over the world are allowed to compete however there is one catch. You see I'm not all for physical competition that's why this match won't be any usual battle royal, this will be the Miss Jessie Invitational Bra & Panties Battle Royal! Camera Man: … Miss Jessie, A. Would that even be allowed and B. How does this match work? Miss Jessie: What did I say about interruptions? But since you asked, if we were allowed to do a mud match than who says we can't do something like this? and the match format? Well it's a lengthy process but in order to be eliminated you must first be stripped to your bra and panties and then be eligible to be eliminated via over the top rope. Therefore if you get thrown over the top but still have your clothes on, your still in the match. Camera Man: Sorry to interrupt again but I'm pretty sure most people want to be athletic competition between the women athletes. Miss Jessie gives the Camera Man a death stare Camera Man: Forget I said anything Miss Jessie: Great, so for all the women who are interested, I can't wait to see you there and I can't wait to eliminate you all as I am the first announced participant in this match @bookitkip on Chirpy To answer the question as to why this match is taking place in this day and age, firstly Miss Jessie is not an active competitor in JWA and she purchased the time on JWA Mania to have this match. Secondly, as this is an invitational match participation is completely voluntary and competitors from all over including outside of JWA can participate. Third, the participants will be allowed to wear swimwear or athletic wear as opposed to their legitimate undergarments if they so choose.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 2, 2023 8:38:50 GMT -5
"@suddenly_seymour on Chirpy
I'll bet dollars to donuts I can beat that bigmouth Duke Mongoose if I ever get another shot. @bookitkip #Glory"
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Ask and you shall receive! Suddenly Seymour vs. Duke Mongoose will open this week's episode of Glory!
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jul 2, 2023 18:57:09 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Miss Jessie: Last time on JWA Mania was suppose to be the most amazing night ever. I'd win the battle royal and Winter Hex would have the most perfect coronation ever seen in JWA history. But now everything has been ruined and it's all thanks to Kristy Tristan. Kristy, you ruined everything, and now you shall pay for your consequences. Firstly, you're officially uninvited to the coronation and lastly, after Winter Hex's coronation at JWA Mania your taking her on 1v1.
Winter Hex: Wait hold up. Uninvited? but that would mean there will be an empty seat, I cannot have an empty seat on my coronation, did you ever think about that?
Miss Jessie: Don't worry Winter. I have a backup, and I KNOW you're going to love it. I guess you could call it a Sinister surprise.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 6, 2023 1:37:15 GMT -5
***JWA.com exclusive video*** *The video fades in as Tommy End walks backstage after his match. Tommy sees a group of jobbers talking in low whispers, but the group quiets down as soon as Tommy approaches.* Tommy End: You guys see Bambino anywhere? Peter Dabrowski: Why would we tell you where he is? We know you’re trying to get some revenge. Tommy End: Listen, I just wrestled, and I would prefer to get this done quickly. Tell me where he is, or you catch some of what’s coming to him. Peter Dabrowski: Alright, alright. He went back to his hotel room as soon as your match ended. Tommy End: There, that wasn’t so hard. *Tommy walks into his locker room, shadowboxing as the video fades to a “To Be Continued” text on a black screen.*
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jul 6, 2023 5:56:12 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I'm here with Daisy Turner and Sakura Watanabe. First off, Daisy, it's great too see you again since we haven't seen you since losing the Women's Championship, care to say what's on your mind?
Daisy: Well Toni, after losing the Women's Championship, I thought that was it. My whole career is over, that I hit rock bottom but then my best friend Sakura reminded me once you hit rock bottom, there is only one way to go and that is up. so on JWA Mania I will be back in the ring fighting someone who has had some words to say to me on Chirpy recently. Keziah, you thought I didn't notice. Maybe next time don't @ me. So Keziah I'll see you at Mania. And so Sakura (turns to Sakura). This is your moment. Your time to shine, whenever you get that Bungee Cord Match I want you to go all out and throw her as hard as you can. I know, you know and everyone here knows you can do it. あなたはこれを行うことができます。
Sakura: やれるよ。
Toni: Alright I know I cannot wait for that matchup on JWA Mania. That's all the time we have left.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 6, 2023 11:31:08 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed for Fortune & Glory on July 25/26 - Winter Hex defends the JWA Women's World Championship against Sakura Watanabe in a Bungee Cord Match! Another big match will be "Relentless" Conor Caine defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chief Buffalo! Plus Tommy End will face Red Pirate Rogers in a match with a stipulation to be determined!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 6, 2023 11:34:20 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Since it seems like no one wants to fight the tag champs for the belts, Big Daddy Duke is challenging that lumbering oaf Pierre The Enormous to a match on Glory in two weeks! I'll show the whole world that all your eating and drinking and partying with that Neanderthal Troglo has been a detriment! CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, PIERRE!
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 6, 2023 14:05:13 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy Just signed for Fortune & Glory on July 25/26 - Winter Hex defends the JWA Women's World Championship against Sakura Watanabe in a Bungee Cord Match! Another big match will be "Relentless" Conor Caine defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chief Buffalo! Plus Tommy End will face Red Pirate Rogers in a match with a stipulation to be determined! @yourcommand on Chirpy The Dutch Destroyer absolutely deserved to win our last match. I know he can win in the cage, he can win in the ring, he can win in a rage, he can win while eating wings. But this isn't just about who wins this series, this is about if you get what you want by yelling, and jeering, and attacking the local fools; or if you get what you want by working and planning and striving for it. (1/2) I won our match for the belt, because I had a plan, and I made it work. (The second one should not be counted because of Vincenzo's foolish interference.) Tommy won the second after yelling and jeering for the cage. So for our third match let's find the middle ground: Tommy wants to fight dirty, I want to fight strategically, the fans just want us to fight. So..let's fight among the fans, let's fight where Tommy can use what he has and I can plan what I have. Let's make it Falls Count Anywhere Match. At your command, @dutchdestroyer (2/2)
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 6, 2023 17:20:07 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Since it seems like no one wants to fight the tag champs for the belts, Big Daddy Duke is challenging that lumbering oaf Pierre The Enormous to a match on Glory in two weeks! I'll show the whole world that all your eating and drinking and partying with that Neanderthal Troglo has been a detriment! CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, PIERRE! Via Chirpy @thelumberinggiant your funeral Duke.... I accept @mongooseisloose
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