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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 7, 2023 6:11:58 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Since it seems like no one wants to fight the tag champs for the belts, Big Daddy Duke is challenging that lumbering oaf Pierre The Enormous to a match on Glory in two weeks! I'll show the whole world that all your eating and drinking and partying with that Neanderthal Troglo has been a detriment! CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, PIERRE! Via Chirpy @thelumberinggiant your funeral Duke.... I accept @mongooseisloose @bookitkip on Chirpy Consider it signed! Duke Mongoose vs. Pierre The Enormous on Glory the week before Fortune & Glory!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 7, 2023 8:06:54 GMT -5
Via JWA's Boobtube channel
*After Pierre accepted Duke's challenge*
Pierre: *I repeatedly bench-press a 500 pound barbell as if it weighs nothing* Duke *grunt* Mongoose is gonna be *grunt* shown the *grunt* true power *grunt* of a *grunt* GIANT!!!!!
*Troglo grabs a barbell and begins working out too*
Troglo: Mon-*snort*-goose make Troglo angry.....
Pierre: You saw what he said to me?
Troglo: *nods* saw giant friend shiny light brick....
Pierre: I see.... I beat him to a pulp before what makes him think he can beat me again.... *I belly laugh when thinking about the J-1 match*
Troglo: What so funny?
Pierre: *I pull up a picture of the J-1 match on my phone between Duke and I and it's a shot of when I sat on him to pin him* I passed gas as I sat on him... *I mockingly plug my nose*
Troglo: *belly laughs*
Pierre: Now *I heft my belly* let's see if I can replicate that result now that I've gotten even stronger.... in more ways than 1 *I grin sadistically and go back to working out*
Troglo: *follows suit*
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Jul 7, 2023 10:06:05 GMT -5
JWA.Com Excusive
Winter: Really Kip... REALLY! You're taking the side of those idiots. I'm FORCED to defend my Women's Championship against someone I've already beaten twice but in a Bungee Cord Match? How is this even legal. And Why?!
Jessie: This is outrageous, what did you do to deserve this?
Winter: Nothing! I swear someone is out to get me. This entire company and Kip is out to get me. Is this some sort of punishment for what? Taking the title off of your meal ticket? Forcing you to attend my Coronations? What?
Jessie: This company is doing everything to make sure that we don't control the Women's division. First I lose the battle royal, then the two broads destroy your coronation and get beat up at the same time. And now you are being forced to defend at Fortune & Glory in a bungee cord match of all stipulations. Has he never considered that maybe your afraid of heights.
Winter: But I'm not afraid of heights
Jessie: (whispering) Just go along with it.
Winter: oh ok
Jessie: So yeah, maybe your afraid of heights. Maybe you had a traumatic experience that caused you to never go bungee jumping again. I cannot believe Kip allowed this.
Winter: Well if Kip and the International Idiots want to TRY and make our life a living hell then why don't we make their life a living hell. Starting at JWA Mania. Then at Fortune & Glory I'll throw Sakura off and retain the title, then we can focus on dominating JWA
Jessie: That's right Winter, always think of the positive. And since we already announced it. Daisy, I don't care if this is your comeback story, we are about to end it.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 7, 2023 11:26:38 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Since it seems like no one wants to fight the tag champs for the belts, Big Daddy Duke is challenging that lumbering oaf Pierre The Enormous to a match on Glory in two weeks! I'll show the whole world that all your eating and drinking and partying with that Neanderthal Troglo has been a detriment! CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER, PIERRE! Via Chirpy @thelumberinggiant your funeral Duke.... I accept @mongooseisloose @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Speaking of funerals, I heard through the grapevine that little pipsqueak Seymour wants ANOTHER shot at Big Daddy Duke. Be sure to tune in to Glory this week to witness not only his Lordship whipping Conor Caine all over the JWA Studio but also the merciless beating of JWA's newest rookie sensation! Take notes, Pierre! It'll be a little taste of what's in store for you!
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 8, 2023 12:36:00 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy Just signed for Fortune & Glory on July 25/26 - Winter Hex defends the JWA Women's World Championship against Sakura Watanabe in a Bungee Cord Match! Another big match will be "Relentless" Conor Caine defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chief Buffalo! Plus Tommy End will face Red Pirate Rogers in a match with a stipulation to be determined! @yourcommand on Chirpy The Dutch Destroyer absolutely deserved to win our last match. I know he can win in the cage, he can win in the ring, he can win in a rage, he can win while eating wings. But this isn't just about who wins this series, this is about if you get what you want by yelling, and jeering, and attacking the local fools; or if you get what you want by working and planning and striving for it. (1/2) I won our match for the belt, because I had a plan, and I made it work. (The second one should not be counted because of Vincenzo's foolish interference.) Tommy won the second after yelling and jeering for the cage. So for our third match let's find the middle ground: Tommy wants to fight dirty, I want to fight strategically, the fans just want us to fight. So..let's fight among the fans, let's fight where Tommy can use what he has and I can plan what I have. Let's make it Falls Count Anywhere Match. At your command, @dutchdestroyer (2/2) @dutchdestroyer on Chirpy @yourcommand, I’m more than ready to kick your ass all over the arena. Strategy or no strategy, this is only ending one way. The Dutch Destroyer has you firmly locked in the crosshairs, and best believe that I do not miss. Just have to take care of a little Bambino shaped loose end.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 10, 2023 19:40:47 GMT -5
@thelastsatyr on Chirpy Coming Soon To JWA Glory boobtu.be/NsMgsqVo7KA
VIA JWA'S BOOBTUBE CHANNEL A vignette plays, a shaky video akin to alleged bigfoot sightings, showing an empty clearing before what appears to be a man enters screen stage left, his back to the camera, coarse black fur covering his lower body. He turns to face the camera, giving a the viewer a good look at his mask before leaving stage right.
Introducing The Mask, The Myth, The Legend, a being from beyond our time, Omega Satyros. Coming Soon To JWA Glory
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jul 11, 2023 6:54:42 GMT -5
Via Chirpy:
@tembleberrytheassitant "Tonight, my lord will get a measure of revenge against that interfering, insufferable, impertinent "champion" of ours. Be prepared to be taken to new levels of pain Mr Caine. #JWA #Glory #3Is"
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 12, 2023 20:40:37 GMT -5
*I'm scarfing down chili dogs at Killie's and Chesterton, Jackson, and Troglo are cheering me on (Huggy Bear is there too to provide moral support)*
Pierre: So *munch* good.... my *belch* favorite....
Chesterton: How many have ya eaten so far?
Pierre: 20.... and still goin *I let out a long belch and belly laugh* strong....
Troglo: *grins and has a few chili dogs for himself and lets out a noise in approval* MMMMMMM
Chesterton: *has a more modest 3 chili dogs* you're a great chef Jax
Jackson: Aww thanks guys....
Chesterton: No prob
Pierre: *belches* yep
Troglo: *bearhugs Jackson* CH-*grunt*EF FRIEND GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 13, 2023 7:21:58 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Kip Whistler is seated behind his desk in his office)
Kip: Greetings, grapple fans. It was certainly a night to remember on Glory. Heaven knows I got my steps in for the day! I'm coming to you in this exclusive video to make an announcement regarding the main event for our upcoming pay per view event, Fortune & Glory. The originally scheduled main event was going to be "Relentless" Conor Caine defending the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Chief Buffalo. This has now changed. Caine will still defend the title, but following the results from Glory, he will now be defending against "Lord" Taylor Thorin!
I'm not generally one to take opportunities away from anyone, and I feel bad about taking the championship match away from Chief Buffalo, but Thorin has a legitimate claim for the title, whereas the Chief hasn't beaten anyone of note recently. With that in mind, I've added an opportunity for the Chief to prove himself to Fortune & Glory. Yes, Chief Buffalo will be facing JWA newcomer Omega Satyros instead!
Please be sure to join us in just under two weeks for Fortune & Glory, and don't miss this week's episode of Glory where Duke Mongoose will take on one half of the JWA World Tag Team Champions, Pierre The Enormous. Good night, friends.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Jul 13, 2023 8:20:26 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: Alright Sakura. We are here to find something to wear for Mania. Let's go A few minutes later Sakura: いいえ! A few minutes later Sakura: あなたはゴミのようです Daisy: So Miss Jessie? right gotcha
A few minutes later
Sakura: 大好きです
Daisy: Really?
Sakura: いいえ!
A few minutes later
Daisy shows the dress
Sakura: 完全
Daisy: You really think so
Sakura gives her the thumbs up. They purchase the dress and head home.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jul 13, 2023 11:19:29 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
I warned everyone about what was going to happen to that Seymour punk if he stepped in the ring with me again, but you didn't listen, did ya? I was definitely listening to Kip's announcement, and it got me thinking. WHEN I beat Pierre on Glory next week, I want a shot at the tag team titles with a partner of my choosing. Deal, big man?
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 13, 2023 12:04:50 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
@mongooseisloose ....deal.....
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 13, 2023 18:30:11 GMT -5
@thelastsatyr quote chirped
Let's do it.
@attackmax on Chirpy
Just checked out @bookitkip make a big announcement about a newbie taking on an old rival of mine in Chief Buffalo. We've seen that @thelastsatyr can hang in the ring, and I happen to be in the area this weekend, so I'd love to come by Mania and see if Omega has what it takes to hang with Chief Buffalo.
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Post by Dark Mauler on Jul 17, 2023 10:22:17 GMT -5
@dutchdestroyer on Chirpy
@yourcommand hope you enjoyed that taste of what’s about to happen at Fortune and Glory. Everyone has a plan until they get kicked in the head.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 17, 2023 16:04:24 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
My belly is full of chili dogs and @surfincs can vouch when I say the belches are gnarly.....
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