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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 17, 2023 17:47:48 GMT -5
***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
After Mania, in the training room
Toni: I'm here with Omega Satyros after his win on Mania, and the shocking attack that followed. Omega, what's on your mind right now?
Omega: Toni, I wish I could say my focus was fully on my Glory debut win, on my Mania debut win, and on my upcoming Pay Per View debut against Chief Buffalo. Unfortunately a certain someone decided to make themselves a thorn in my side to generate buzz after he's done nothing of note in this business in decades.
Toni: And what are your thoughts on Willy Mammoth?
Omega: I may not have been around to watch as it happened in person, but I've gone back and watched a lot of the business during his hayday. I ain't impressed. The only real big impact he ever had was as Chief Buffalo's side kick. So, now that a bit of controversy has struck up around Buffalo, he thinks he can weasel his way back into fame at my expense.
Toni: What would you say to Willy Mammoth if he were in the room right now?
Omega: I wouldn't say a damn thing, I'd slap him across the face. But as he isn't here right now, I'll say this. Mammoth, you came to Mania, knowing that it's often an in for appearing on Glory. So, if you're so big and bad and mighty and that you can go still, how about I give you the one and only JWA match you've ever had, and ever will have.
@southlondonmammoth on Chirpy
Everyone's asking why I did what I did to that little punk of a goat and Max A Lack. I saw Chief Buffalo got screwed out of his title match, I saw him get saddled with this rookie punk, and I decided I was going to do something about it. Let me tell you something that veterans of this industry like myself and @bookitkip know, fans like seeing one of two things in their wrestling, Stakes or Stips. And, well, neither applies to anything to do with @thelastsatyr. So let's make it interesting. Tomorrow night on Glory, Omega Satyros Vs. Willy Mammoth. If I win, my friend Chief Buffalo chooses the stipulation for their match at #FortuneAndGlory. If he somehow manages to win, he chooses.
@thelastsatyr
@southlondonmammoth, hope you enjoy this last blip in the spotlight, you're never getting it again. You're on.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jul 19, 2023 18:51:51 GMT -5
*I wake up in Troglo's cave*
Pierre: What... happened....
Chesterton: Mongoose put you in the cobra clutch and you were out cold....
Troglo: Troglo pick big friend up and carry to cave....
Pierre: *I frown*
Chesterton: *wordlessly wraps his arms around me*
Pierre: Thanks little bro *I wrap my arms around the blonde himbo*
Chesterton: You're welcome *he smiles*
Pierre: *I smile back*
Troglo: Troglo make meat for big friend feel better....
Pierre: *I tear into the meat* Thank you Troglo
Troglo: Friend welcome *he grins*
Pierre: *I grin back*
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 20, 2023 7:35:23 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
As surreal as it sounds, Duke Mongoose & Penguino will be getting a shot at Big Waves and the JWA World Tag Team Championship. However, since the Fortune & Glory card is already stacked as it is, the tag title match will be taking place on the August 1/2 edition of Glory.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 20, 2023 19:32:44 GMT -5
@thelastsatyr
Congrats @mongooseisloose and @penguino on the tag title shot. As for Chief Buffalo, you should've made sure @southlondonmammoth took me out of action. At Mania, I announce what's coming for you.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 21, 2023 20:12:48 GMT -5
@malarkybros and @toughtommy rechirped
@savvybeeman on Chirpy
These past few weeks I've watched a man make a mockery of this business. After Fortune and Glory, I plan to expose Omega Satyros for the fraud he is, and anyone interested in helping me on in this endeavor will be rewarded handsomely.
(OOC, lore incoming)
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jul 22, 2023 10:59:59 GMT -5
**JWA.com Exclusive**Thorin Demands DQ ClauseMoments after his confrontation with JWA World Champion “Charismatic” Conor Caine at Glory we understand that "Lord" Taylor Thorin barged into Kip Whistler 's office and demanded a change to his upcoming match against Caine. We understand Thorin has demanded that, in the event that Conor Caine gets disqualified at Fortune & Glory, that would cost Caine the title. Of course, normal rules are that if a champion gets disqualified or counted-out, they'd retain their title despite losing the match. Our reporter caught up with Thorin as he stormed out of Kip's office at Glory and asked why the request for the new clause: THORIN: "Are you blind? Did you not see what that animal did to Tembleberry moments ago? Did you not see what he tried to do to me in the strap match last week?? He's out of control, and I'm not having my chance to win the title be taken away by a madman not sticking to the rules. Now, get out of my way I need to see what the status of Tembleberry is."
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Post by Kip Whistler on Jul 24, 2023 8:34:58 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
While I have my reservations about making this stipulation official, I believe that Conor Caine is a respectable champion and will adapt to the circumstances. Therefore, it's official: If Conor Caine gets disqualified in his title defense against Taylor Thorin at Fortune & Glory, he will lose the title. I hope I don't regret this...
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Jul 24, 2023 15:50:30 GMT -5
Via @yourcommand on digifoto
A collection of photos/videos with Red mid work out with help, working on some weights with Pete Dombrowski, hitting heavy and speed bags with Kenny Wynn and Chase Victory, agility with Vinny, and then a still shot of him gesturing around a diagram of the arena, while the others look on.
Caption: If the best plan is to not get kicked in the face, the second best plan is to prepared with the help of a motivated crew. They won't interfere in their crimson captain's plans, but if you wanted to piss off a group of people, you accomplished your mission @dutchdestroyer. See you tomorrow night.
#JWA #AtYourCommand #CrimsonCaptain #MagentaMateBambino #BronzeBosunVictory #CornflowerCoxwainKenny #NickelNavigatorDombrowski #IKnowWeSoundLikePaintSwatchSuperHeroesButTheyReallyWantedAUnifyingThemeAndVincenzoDeservedAPromotionAfterWhatHeHasBeenThroughSoTwoBirdsOneStoneFiveNamesAndAtThisPointIWonderIfAnyoneIsStillReadingThisHashtag
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 24, 2023 19:18:56 GMT -5
**JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE**
After Mania, backstage.
Toni: I'm here with Omega Satyros after his win over William Malarkey earlier tonight. Omega, you certainly seem in better spirits than last time we talked.
Omega: Hehe, last time we talked I had just been smacked with a steel chair. But yeah, I'm feeling good heading into my match with Chief Buffalo, honestly a little shocked he showed up to Mania for the first time in months.
Toni: Are you worried about maybe history repeating itself from last week, match ending with you amongst the shattered pieces of a broken table?
Omega: Not at all, I'm fully planning on winning at Fortune and Glory.
Toni: And what are your thoughts on Sean Beeman's crusade to expose you as an apparent fraud.
Omega: No clue what he's talking about there. And frankly, I'm not bothered, I have nothing to hide.
@savvybeeman on Chirpy
I'll have something interesting to share with everyone tomorrow night on Fortune and Glory.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Jul 25, 2023 12:47:43 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy While I have my reservations about making this stipulation official, I believe that Conor Caine is a respectable champion and will adapt to the circumstances. Therefore, it's official: If Conor Caine gets disqualified in his title defense against Taylor Thorin at Fortune & Glory, he will lose the title. I hope I don't regret this...
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Jul 27, 2023 20:36:16 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the inaugural episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have slipped past your radar in JWA.
Sal: Indeed Toni, and we've got quite the guest with us here today, this rookie has been on fire since his debut. Let's welcome Omega Satyros to the show.
Omega enters sitting opposite of the show's hosts.
Sal: Omega, we've got a slate of questions that we and the viewers are dying to know. First off, several fans noticed that little bit of hesitation before you hit the move that won you your first PPV match here in JWA, what was going through your head in that moment.
Omega: Being honest, my mind was playing through how everything could've gone wrong in that moment. I knew that whatever happened in the next 5 seconds would be the real first impression I would have on the JWA audience.
Toni: Any specifics for how you imagined that moment going the other way.
Omega: Yes actually, I still remember a vivid image of Chief Buffalo standing up from the table, catching me and sending me through the table with a Powerslam. Honestly, I wasn't 100% sure that wasn't what happened until the crowd's cheers tuned back in after I landed the move.
Sal: Well the fans were certainly behind you in that moment. Now tell me this, what are your thoughts on the other matches that went down at Fortune and Glory?
Omega: Sure thing, I'll start off with the world title match. Congrats on the win Conor, by the way. But I distinctly remember watching Earl Jackson grabbing the chair, and for a second, I thought he might've ended up basically decided who would win the match, and the title, by who he'd decide to smack with that chair. I commend Conor Caine on resisting the urge to sacrifice his title reign for the chance to give Lord Taylor Thorin the beating he probably wanted to in that moment. As for the Women's title match, I gotta feel bad for Sakura there. Losing the match not because your opponent managed to really beat you, but because you happened to lose your balance while sneezing of all things. And I have got to commend both Tommy End and Red Pirate Rogers for that brutal Falls Count Anywhere match. It really could've gone either way. And I feel just about everyone, except maybe Tommy End himself, respects how Rogers pushed right through his breaking point, refusing to take the easier way out and tap, but rather fight until the very last moment he could to win that match.
Toni: Wonderful insight Omega, now one last question, where do you go from here?
Omega: Well, the whole idea behind that match up between me and Chief Buffalo was to see someone prove themselves ready for a shot at gold. And I might just end up looking into that.
Sal: That's about all we have time for with Omega, thanks for joining us. And be sure to check out the next episode of The Blip.
the video autoplays
Beeman (in voiceover): It's about time someone brought some order to JWA, and that's exactly what I intend to do.
the video shows Tommy Tough and the Malarkey Brothers training.
Beeman: The Beeman Family is coming very soon.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 2, 2023 18:00:58 GMT -5
*Chesterton Troglo and I walk into Killie's and I let out a roar in frustration*
Jackson: Tough day?
*All 3 of us nod*
Troglo: Puny man and Bird man make Troglo angry...... *he downs a bottle of hot sauce in frustration and belches a literal fireball*
Jackson: If it's any compensation Duke is on my bar blacklist....
Chesterton: Thanks Jax....
Jackson: *he gently smiles at us* just doin what I can.....
Pierre: *I let a few farts out in the bathroom* wish I got those out when I was facing that idiot....
Chesterton: Duke doesn't know when to quit does he.... what does he have against us.... *Chesterton ponders this while eating a Taquito*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 3, 2023 7:12:18 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Toni Cruise is standing backstage following the main event)
Toni: Fans, we've just seen new World Tag Team Champions crowned, and I'm hoping to get a word with the new champs as they make their way back to the locker room.
(Duke Mongoose bursts through the curtain, beaming with energy, grinning from ear to ear. Penguino and Johnny Kobra follow, happy but somewhat reserved)
Toni: Congratulations on the win tonight.
Duke: Toni Spumoni! Does Big Daddy Duke know how to pick 'em or what?
Toni: Your somewhat random decision to choose Penguino as your partner has certainly paid off.
(Duke looks over at Penguino and Kobra and realizes they aren't as excited as he is)
Duke: Why the long faces, guys? Penguino! My boy! My beautiful boy! You've won!
(Penguino and Johnny Kobra look at each other for a second, nod, and then walk away)
Toni: It looks like you two have a business relationship and nothing more.
Duke: Give it time, Toni. That little bird will come around sooner than later. Call your grandmother, Toni, this interview is over! GUYS! WAIT UP!
Toni: Fans, stay tuned to all of JWA's media outlets for more.
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Aug 3, 2023 7:40:38 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***(Toni Cruise is standing backstage following the main event) Toni: Fans, we've just seen new World Tag Team Champions crowned, and I'm hoping to get a word with the new champs as they make their way back to the locker room. (Duke Mongoose bursts through the curtain, beaming with energy, grinning from ear to ear. Penguino and Johnny Kobra follow, happy but somewhat reserved) Toni: Congratulations on the win tonight. Duke: Toni Spumoni! Does Big Daddy Duke know how to pick 'em or what? Toni: Your somewhat random decision to choose Penguino as your partner has certainly paid off. (Duke looks over at Penguino and Kobra and realizes they aren't as excited as he is) Duke: Why the long faces, guys? Penguino! My boy! My beautiful boy! You've won! (Penguino and Johnny Kobra look at each other for a second, nod, and then walk away) Toni: It looks like you two have a business relationship and nothing more. Duke: Give it time, Toni. That little bird will come around sooner than later. Call your grandmother, Toni, this interview is over! GUYS! WAIT UP! Toni: Fans, stay tuned to all of JWA's media outlets for more. At Killie’s, Chesterton Shredsbury slams down his cell phone on the bar, looking angry. Pierre. Little bro ok? Chesterton. No. No, I don’t think I am. Mongoose is gloating in his interviews and just when I’d thought we’d gotten back up on too here we are… losers once more. We’ve barely been able to put together two wins in a row since the years begun. Pierre. We will get them back. We always do. Chesterton. No. You always do. How can we lose to two guys that can’t stand one another and then pretend to be the best team in the JWA? No. I’m not ok with this at all. I need to figure this out. Pierre. Little bro— Chesterton. Not now, Pierre. Troglo hobbles over with a platter of hot wings, unaware of the situation and holds them up as Chesterton stands and begins to walk away from the bar. Chesterton looks at the wings, and at Troglo. Chesterton. Bugger off, Troglo! Chesterton storms off as Troglo watches him exit, angrily.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 3, 2023 8:04:07 GMT -5
*Jackson watches Chesterton storm off*
Jackson: It's rare to see him pissed.....
Pierre: And when he is it's hard to stop him....
Jackson: *heads back to work with a concerned look on his face*
Pierre: Chesterton.... I'm sorry.....
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