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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 9, 2023 19:56:52 GMT -5
Sakura Watanabe
JWA.Com Exclusive
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Sakura: はい、それは本当だ。日本から帰ってきました。ウィンターヘックスで負けた後。 自分自身を見つけなければならなかった。そして今、私は自分自身を見つけました。邪気を払うためにJWAに戻ってきました。そしてそれはマニアから始まります。JWAを取り巻くあらゆる悪を排除することを誓う。
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 9, 2023 22:51:11 GMT -5
*Troglo is seen venting in his own way to Huggy Bear who is a good listener*
Troglo: Troglo hate seeing friends fight..... it make Troglo sad
Huggy Bear: ....
Troglo: Bird man not fault.... puny goose man fault.....
Huggy Bear: ....
Troglo: Troglo want smash goose man.... but Troglo not allowed smash..... *he yells* WHAT TROGLO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 10, 2023 22:07:40 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I'm here with Omega after the heinous actions Beeman did earlier tonight. Shattering his crutch and having him thrown to the ground.
Diablo: Yes, we know what that scumbag did earlier.
Omega: I was hoping that if my recovery kept going as well as it was I'd be able to return to action next week, but that doesn't seem possible now.
Toni: Speaking of your return to action, what are your thoughts on what Duke Mongoose said about you earlier today?
Omega: You know, when some people look at Duke Mongoose, they see the confidence of a champion, of someone who was able to take out Pierre The Enormous, of someone who can strut to the ring to Billy Idol. But what I see, when I look at Duke Mongoose, is abject insecurity. I see the guy who can't handle anyone talking to his tag team partner, for apparent fear of losing the success he's hitched his wagon to currently. I see the guy who was so devoid of allies he had to rope in a rival because none of his former friends could be bothered to help. I see the guy who, no matter how much he tries to hide it, is still haunted by the fact that he got outsmarted by Suddenly Seymour and Earl Jackson, causing him to lose in the upset of the century in JWA.
Toni: Strong words, you seem to be making no shortage of enemies here in JWA, are you worried about that coming back around against you?
Omega: I've done nothing to make enemies. Looking at the three people I've had beef with so far, there's Chief Buffalo, who only really was beefing with me because he was peeved that he lost his world title match and I was given an opportunity to face him. Meanwhile, Duke Mongoose and Sean Beeman are rather kindred spirits. They both can't handle being proven wrong. Beeman, my whole first month here, was somehow convinced that I was faking being a satyr, and can't handle being wrong about it, so he's convinced himself that he just doesn't like how I wrestle, which I can imagine a retired wrestler would be annoyed that someone is still doing what he wishes he could be doing. As for Duke Mongoose, he's all up in a huff about me because I congratulated him on finding a good tag partner, and made note that I frankly was a bit jealous he had gotten to Penguino first. He spins it off as if I'm somehow trying to sabotage their uneasy partnership, while at the same time seeming to do that himself.
Toni: Are you worried about Duke and Beeman teaming up?
Omega: I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't put it past them. Beeman needs someone with more than the 2 wins combined his current cliental has in JWA and Duke needs something to make him feel less alone in his insecurity. I just hope someone active is willing to back me up in that hypothetical 4 on 1.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 11, 2023 4:12:20 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
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Sakura: サバンナピーチ。JWAはあなたを最初の敵として指名しました。あなたはオンラインで私のことを話していました。冗談のような気分にさせる。名前を呼ばれ、繰り返さないように言われました。あなたは真のハゲワシです。そしてそれが私が最も嫌いなことです。サバンナ!戦いに備える。
Sakura Watanabe returns to JWA this week on JWA Mania!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 11, 2023 8:13:23 GMT -5
Sakura Watanabe returns to JWA this week on JWA Mania!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 12, 2023 9:58:44 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
A little birdie (not my boy, Penguino) told me that Troglo wants a piece of Big Daddy Duke. I’ve got no problem with sending that Neanderthal back into retirement as fast as he returns!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 12, 2023 10:29:02 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
@mongooseisloose Troglo is more than willing to beat the snot out of "puny goose man"
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Aug 13, 2023 23:41:35 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Winter: Yes, yes you're probably wondering, I did infact watch JWA Mania. And I've got to say I-
Jessie: Winter!
Winter: What?
Jessie: Buffalo wants his pay... now
Winter: *sigh* it's over there, just put the money in the envelope.
Jessie does as she is told
Winter: Anyways, while I am impressed with how quickly Sakura put away Savannah al-
Jessie: Winter! This is $2,500
Winter: Yeah? And?
Jessie: The pay was $5,000
Winter: Ok Miss Jessie, listen to me and listen well, you are going to take that $2,500 and give it to Mr. Buffalo saying that the pay was cut in half due to him, and I want you to quote this, due to him being a useless partner. He will then take that pay cut and accept the fact that he was indeed useless. Now go.
Miss Jessie leaves
Winter: Anyways, as I was saying. Sakura while she did quickly take care of Savannah, I can see right through her. She may think she has fooled the fans thinking she is this Joshi warrior or something, when in actual fact she is the same of Sakura. Like she thinks she has changed? She is so transparent, and if she ever wants to TRY and prove me wrong I will have no problem in sending her ass back to Japan so she can "find herself" again.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 14, 2023 21:42:07 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have slipped past your radar in JWA.
Sal: Indeed Toni, and we've got our first return guest with us here today in Omega Satyros
Omega walks out, without a crutch
Sal: Omega, it's great to see you walking without pain there, can you give us an update on your recovery
Omega: Yeah, it's going more or less on the original expectation. I was hoping to make it in the ring a week early, but that crap that happened on Mania confirmed I wasn't cleared to wrestle this week. But I am training with Diablo to make sure I'm at 100% for when I do return.
Toni: Some fans have been wondering, is there any specifics regarding your backstory that got glossed over during your interview with LeRay?
Omega: Not sure what specifics they have in mind, but I will note that I've seen some fans have been speculating my involvement with the gods today, unfortunately there's not exactly many practitioners of Hellenism around here today, so it's been somewhat difficult to keep in touch with that.
Sal: What are you're thoughts on some what's going on going into this next episode of Glory
Omega: Well, both members of the tag champs have matches tomorrow, although I have a hunch they're going to split that little series against Chester and Troglo. Good Luck Penguino. As for another big return, we're going to see Arizona Chance back in JWA, it'll be interesting seeing him in person for the first time. Speaking of Chance returns, we might just see another name throw their hat into the Women's Title ring if Veronica's looking that way. Speaking of which, I'm curious to see how Chief Buffalo reacts to getting shortchanged by Winter Hex like that. Otherwise, I have a suspicion that tomorrow's going to be busy for the Beeman Family.
Toni: Interesting, what do you have planned for Glory?
Omega: Well, I only have a vignette planned, as I'm going to be continuing on my training to make sure this leg is ready to go next week. But who knows?
Sal: Thanks for joining us again Omega. And be sure to check out the next episode of The Blip.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 14, 2023 22:06:50 GMT -5
JWA Boobtube
Toni: Well after that interview with Omega Satyros it seems we have an unexpected guest tonight. She's back from return it's Sakura Watanabe!
Sakura walks out wearing her kimono, kabuki mask and wagasa. Once she sits down she takes the Kabuki Mask off and leaves it in her hand.
Sal: Nice to see you Sakura, great to have you back. Now I gotta ask what are your comments on Winter Hex
Sakura: まあ、彼女のコメントは哀れだと思います。彼女は私が日本で何をしたか知りません。でも、彼女に見せてあげるよ。ウィンターヘックス! 私の怒りを感じる準備をしてください!
Sal: So are you saying you want to challenge Winter Hex for the JWA Women's World Championship again?
Sakura: あまりない。ほら、デイジーがショットを望んでいたんだ。そこで私は彼女に最初の挑戦を与えます。そして、ベロニカが戻ってくることに決めたら、彼女もそれを試してみることができます。加えて。 きっとまた会えて嬉しい人もいると思います。
Toni: Are you referring to Sean Beeman and the Beeman Family
Sakura: いや、ショーンだけだよ。私はビーマン家やオメガとの確執とは何の関係もありません。では、なぜ私がそれに参加する必要があるのでしょうか? でも、もし彼らが私と関わりたいのなら。サバンナ・ピーチに何が起こるか聞いてください。
Sal: Well thank you very much for your time Sakura. It's a pleasure to have you on the show.
Sakura leaves
Toni: Well that's all the time we have join us next time on THE BLIP!
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Post by Dark Mauler on Aug 15, 2023 0:36:20 GMT -5
***JWA.com exclusive*** Tommy End: Conor, let me start by saying that I’ve been eyeing this matchup for a long time. And it’s not just about concluding our rivalry, although everyone knows this match won’t be the end of that. You see, you’ve got something that I want very badly. But I’m not even chasing that title just to get it back. I NEED to right the wrongs from my first title reign, because I’m not trying to go down in JWA history as the guy who lost to make Arizona Chance the first two time champ. You said I’ll have to beat you to death to take that title? If that’s what it takes, then I won’t do anything less.
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Aug 15, 2023 14:53:01 GMT -5
Pierre swills a giant beer at Killie's, looking down on his luck. The doors swings open and Chesterton Shredsbury in wrestling trunks and Hawaiian shirt, strolls in and heads to the bar. Jackson taps Pierre and points as Chesterton walks up to him.
Pierre: Little Bro?! Jax, am I seeing things?
Chesterton: No, mate. You're seeing your partner. And I'm on my way to beat that bird silly this evening. Where's Troglo?
Pierre: I dunno. Went with Huggy Bear.
Chesterton: Very well.
Pierre: I'm coming with you.
Pierre starts to get up and Chesterton places a hand on his shoulder.
Chesterton: No mate. This one's for me tonight. No one is coming.
Pierre: But Penguin has Kobra.
Chesterton: They don't intimidate me, brother. I'm Chesterton Bloody Shredsbury.
Pierre stares blankly at him.
Chesterton: But I need you to do me a favor, mate. If you do hear from Troglo, make sure he stays away too. I need to do this for myself. By myself tonight. I'm going to defeat Penguino. And then we're going to deal with Mongoose. Am I understood?
Pierre nods.
Chesterton: Alright then. Cheers.
Chesterton throws a bill on the bar and walks out the door. Pierre stares at the door as if he is coming back...
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 15, 2023 17:20:20 GMT -5
*Troglo comes out of the bathroom and motions towards the door seemingly overhearing Chesterton and I I shake my head and he seemingly understands and he goes back to the booth to eat more hot wings*
Pierre: Good luck little bro....
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 16, 2023 8:23:34 GMT -5
*Troglo hears that Kip made the match between he and Duke official*
Troglo: *happily roars*
Jax: Hell yeah Trog!!!!
Troglo: Ch-*grunt*-ef friend do something for *snort* Troglo?
Jax: We're friends Trog if ya need to do something I'd do it no matter how ridculous
Troglo: *he gets a sadistic grin on his face*
Jax: *knows exactly what Troglo wants* Larynx grip?
Troglo: *he nods*
Pierre: But Jax....
Jax: I know about the no violence rule.... trust me.... but I trust Trog will keep me from harm and I agreed so it's my fault if things go south
Pierre: But.....
Jax: Trog I'm ready
Troglo: *Troglo grunts in understanding and locks in the hold*
Jax: *starts choking*
Troglo: *roars at Jax*
Jax: *eventually breaks free*
Pierre: You okay?
Jax: *he nods and cracks his jaw*
Troglo: Ch-*snort*-ef f-ri-end.... wr-es-t-ler some-*snort*-day
Jax: I think I'd stick to being a bartender and chef
Troglo: *grunts in understanding*
Huggy Bear: *in a thought bubble* Wow.....
Pierre: *my fear of Jax getting hurt melts since he's joking around with Troglo*
Troglo: *heads over to the bathroom with Huggy Bear in tow*
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 16, 2023 23:41:57 GMT -5
***JWA.COM ONLINE EXCLUSIVE***
Toni: I'm happy to be joined by The Black Cat, who's slated to make his return to JWA after a spell in AOE. Cat, tell me, what's going through your mind going into your return match this weekend on Mania.
Black Cat: clearly nervous When I left here, I hadn't won in over 124 matches, I thought the answer was a change of scenery. As some would be able to note, that isn't what happened, I ended up losing 53 matches over there before deciding to come back here. So let's just say I'm ready to finally end this losing streak. Who am I up against.
Toni: It's going to be you, Kenny Wynn, and Chase Victory against Tommy Tough and the Malarkey Brothers.
Black Cat: You mean I'm being teamed against three men who have done nothing but brutalize their opponents in recent weeks?
Toni: Yeah.
Omega and Diablo enter the screen
Omega: Black Cat, I'm going to be in your corner for your Mania match with Wynn and Victory. Now let's go discuss a plan of action for the match.
The Black Cat nodded before following Omega and Diablo off screen.
Toni: Well, good luck to them
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