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Post by Kip Whistler on Aug 17, 2023 7:09:43 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Kip Whistler is at his desk, dictating what appears to be a Chirp to an assistant)
Kip: Based on her team's victory last week, I am proud to announce that at Super Glory Daisy Turner will challenge Winter Hex for the JWA Women's World Championship. Be sure to put an exclamation point at the end of that. Also signed for Super Glory as a result of this week's main event, Big Waves will challenge Duke Mongoose & Penguino for the JWA World Tag Team Championship. Another exclamation point. Split it into two Chirps if you think it will be clearer.
(Shouting can be heard coming from off camera)
Kip: What in the Dickens is that ruckus?
(The video abruptly ends)
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Aug 17, 2023 7:19:29 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Cell phone footage captured by Kip Whistler's assistant shows the opposite angle of the previous video, where we see that the noise and shouting was Duke Mongoose bursting into the office)
Kip: What in the Dickens is that ruckus?
Duke: WHISTLER! Who do you think you are, booking me in a match with that Neanderthal Troglo? Are you some kind of sick pervert or something?
Kip: Listen, Duke, you're the one who poked the bear.
Duke: I never touched Huggy Bear!
Kip: I didn't mean literally. You said that you'd fight Troglo.
Duke: Obviously I didn't mean it! You and I both know that he didn't retire because he WANTED to, he retired because he was FORCED to for being too dangerous! There's a good chance he's going to injure me... or worse!
Kip: Duke, we have the best officials in the business, and from what I understand Troglo has mellowed a bit as he's gotten older and spent more time away from the ring. Plus he'll have Pierre and Chesterton there to keep him reasonably calm. Hey, maybe you'll get lucky and he'll show up as Troglove.
Duke: Are you trying to be funny? Fine! I'll take the match, only so I can put that big oaf in his place!
(Duke storms out of the office)
Assistant: Do you think he heard about the tag title match at Super Glory being made official?
Kip: I don't think so, otherwise he would have been REALLY upset.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 17, 2023 8:15:22 GMT -5
*Jax has converted a storage room into a bedroom for Troglo so he doesn't have to walk all the way from his cave over to Killie's*
Jax: That should do it
Troglo: Th-*snort*-ank y-*snort*-ou
Jax: You're welcome Trog
Troglo: *places Huggy Bear onto the air mattress and gives him some headpats*
Jax: Aww....
Troglo: *grins*
Jax: *grins back*
Troglo: *his stomach growls which sounds like a monster*
Jax: Hot wings?
Troglo: *he nods while drumming on his belly*
Jax: *leaves so he can prepare the wings*
Huggy Bear: *in a thought bubble* .....I like tacos
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 17, 2023 8:33:46 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: I did it! I finally made it to a Super Glory after a long time. I am now fully determined to make it stay that way. Y'know the whole making it to Super Glory not the ling time thin- whatever. Winter Hex. Count your days because sooner or later that JWA Women's World Championship WILL. Be coming back to me, and when that happens. Sakura, I'll give you the match of a lifetime. Now as for Miss Jessie. If you want to involve yourself in any which way possible then what happened in the Mixed Tag match is not even close to what I'm going to do to you. Let's just say you might be seeing Bambi Bambino (love you girl hope your doing ok!).
Phone rings
Daisy: Hold on a second *she picks it up* Hello?
???: Hey it's me, you don't recognize my number?
Daisy: Oh my god! Sorry I forgot, hey Joel! how you doing?
Joel: Hey darlin! I'm doing fine. I was going to surprise you but I guess I better tell you.
Daisy: Tell me what?
Joel: Well I booked front row tickets to the next JWA Glory Episode and after Kip's message I just booked tickets to the Super Glory so I can watch my girl win back the Women's Championship.
Daisy: Aww, Joel. Your flying all the way from Australia to be here!?
Joel: Yeah! Anything for you
Daisy: Aww your the most amazing person ever. Love you
Joel: I love you too! *hangs up*
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 17, 2023 13:58:35 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Arizona is in his home gym, his legs hooked, and he’s hanging upside down holding a 20kg plate. He finishes a set of inverted crunches, drops the plate and lowers himself to the ground, then turns and faces the camera with a water bottle in his hand.
“Omega Satyros… I heard you accept my challenge. I also heard you then immediately turn your attention to Duke Mongoose and Sean Beeman. That is a mistake, and this is a friendly reminder to change your focus.” Arizona pauses to take a drink from his water bottle. “You’re new around here, so let’s come inside for a minute so I can show you around.”
Arizona grabs the camera and walks into his living room from the home gym, and places the camera directly in front of a high backed leather chair. Chance sits in the chair and places his water bottle on an antique oak end table.
“That’s more like it. See, this is where I have cut promos on my opponents from the day this place opened. I cut a promo from here against Yuppie VP before I defeated him to become the inaugural champion around here. I cut a promo here against Tommy End before I became the first two-time JWA champion. In fact—“ Chance gestures behind himself to an empty wall— “this is where all of my trophies and belts were.
“The key word is “were”. They are no longer there, because they held me back from achieving more. This means I’m hungry. I’m starving, Omega, starving for gold. And nobody chases the gold like Arizona Chance. So change your focus, sir. This wall is going to get filled again, and if you don’t turn your attention to me, it’s going to be a short, painful night for you while you become a footnote in this chapter of my story.
“So, what’ll it be, Omega? Continue to chase shadows and get your ass handed to you, or focus on the very real threat in front of you and give these fans a hell of a show, win or lose? See you Tuesday.”
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 18, 2023 8:09:48 GMT -5
*Troglo is digging through the fridge Jax got him like a grizzly bear and is seen drinking hot sauce straight from the bottle*
Troglo: *unleashes a cosmic belch and a literal fireball* mmm..... sp-*snort*-icy
Troglo: *he gives Huggy Bear a squeeze and snorts which makes smoke come out of his nostrils*
Huggy Bear: *in a thought bubble* I thought that only happened in cartoons....
Troglo: *he decides to do some keg smashes outside and he smashes through several kegs*
Jax: *comes outside to check in on the caveman*
Troglo: Ch-*grunt*-ef fr-i-*snort*-end!!!!!
Jax: Good to see ya too Trog *he gives the caveman a bearhug*
Troglo: *bearhugs him back*
Jax: Training for your match?
Troglo: *nods and demonstrates what he'll do to Duke by somehow piledriving a keg*
Jax: *laughs*
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Aug 19, 2023 14:33:21 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni: We're joined by Omega Satyros and Diablo after they successfully tricked the Beeman Family on Mania. Omega, how did you convince Black Cat to go through with this plot against the Beeman Family?
Omega: It was actually Diablo who did most of the convincing.
Diablo: Yeah, ended up as a simple quid pro quo, Black Cat gets the win in the record books, me and Omega get to embarrass Beeman and his goons. Win/Win.
Toni: Well it certainly worked out well. Omega, have you seen the call out video Arizona Chance put out after Glory this past week, and if so, what are your thoughts?
Omega: Well Toni, Arizona is coming back in here wanting a good fight, and called me out as someone who could give him one. Then he wasn't to call me out for apparently being unfocused. Everything I've done in the past few days was to ensure that Beeman would be out of my hair long enough to make sure this match goes on properly, so I can be focused for this match.
Omega takes the mic and turns to face the camera.
Omega: So, Arizona Chance, if you want to know why I put Beeman in his place last week on Glory, it was to ensure we both get what we want on Tuesday. You and me, giving each other as much as we can handle, and more. So that we can put on a masterclass in that ring without a retiree on the commentary table trying to upstage it for his own purposes. Arizona, you were training to return because you chose to step away for the time being. Went off to find yourself I assume. I've been training to return because I was attacked by those punk Malarkey Brothers. You chose to step away from fighting in that ring, I didn't have that choice. So now that that choice is back in my hands, I needed to guarantee that nothing would stop this match from being the best of my career. If, no when, when I win, it will put this whole company on notice, that I'm here for gold, for glory, and nothing will stop me. And if I lose, it won't be that you just earned that victory, it'll be because you have pried that victory from my clutches. You will need to make me bleed, you may need to make me break. But you will know, when we're done, no matter who's hand is raised, the better man that night won. No excuses, no disqualifications, no hijinks, no limits. Just the fight for our lives.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Aug 19, 2023 16:30:50 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Toni: We're joined by Omega Satyros and Diablo after they successfully tricked the Beeman Family on Mania. Omega, how did you convince Black Cat to go through with this plot against the Beeman Family? Omega: It was actually Diablo who did most of the convincing. Diablo: Yeah, ended up as a simple quid pro quo, Black Cat gets the win in the record books, me and Omega get to embarrass Beeman and his goons. Win/Win. Toni: Well it certainly worked out well. Omega, have you seen the call out video Arizona Chance put out after Glory this past week, and if so, what are your thoughts? Omega: Well Toni, Arizona is coming back in here wanting a good fight, and called me out as someone who could give him one. Then he wasn't to call me out for apparently being unfocused. Everything I've done in the past few days was to ensure that Beeman would be out of my hair long enough to make sure this match goes on properly, so I can be focused for this match. Omega takes the mic and turns to face the camera.
Omega: So, Arizona Chance, if you want to know why I put Beeman in his place last week on Glory, it was to ensure we both get what we want on Tuesday. You and me, giving each other as much as we can handle, and more. So that we can put on a masterclass in that ring without a retiree on the commentary table trying to upstage it for his own purposes. Arizona, you were training to return because you chose to step away for the time being. Went off to find yourself I assume. I've been training to return because I was attacked by those punk Malarkey Brothers. You chose to step away from fighting in that ring, I didn't have that choice. So now that that choice is back in my hands, I needed to guarantee that nothing would stop this match from being the best of my career. If, no when, when I win, it will put this whole company on notice, that I'm here for gold, for glory, and nothing will stop me. And if I lose, it won't be that you just earned that victory, it'll be because you have pried that victory from my clutches. You will need to make me bleed, you may need to make me break. But you will know, when we're done, no matter who's hand is raised, the better man that night won. No excuses, no disqualifications, no hijinks, no limits. Just the fight for our lives. OOC: If you’ve read any of my matches, you should know that I can’t make any promises about no hijinks.😂
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 23, 2023 7:12:09 GMT -5
*Jax is watching Glory at Killie's and he saw Duke's interview*
Jax: Dingus is trying to get Trog sick.... he knows that I'm basically Trog's personal chef and I'd never.... freakin idiot....
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 24, 2023 10:31:19 GMT -5
*Troglo is seen tearing through some hamburger steak and potatoes*
Jax: That good Trog?
Troglo: *Answers by belching*
Jax: *laughs* I'll take that as a yes
Troglo: *grins with a mouthful of potatoes*
Jax: *grins back*
Troglo: *he thumps his chest and grunts*
Jax: Need something?
Troglo: *nods*
Jax: *gives him a bottle of hot sauce*
Troglo: *chugs it down and belches a literal fireball and smoke comes out of his nostrils*
Jax: Impressive
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Post by Daisy Turner on Aug 24, 2023 16:21:05 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
(Took place right after the show)
Toni: I'm here with Daisy Turner an-
Daisy: Toni. I really don't want to talk, I'm not in the mood.
Daisy exits
Toni: Oh. Well I guess forget about that then. I hope she's ok.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Aug 27, 2023 3:50:51 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Winter: successfully mentally damaged that brat Daisy, isn't that right Joel?
Joel: That's right babe. You know I thought I liked her but then when she introduces the world to you, I knew it was meant to be, and know I can't wait to watch you beat up Daisy once again.
Winter: Neither can I.
The camera zooms out to reveal them in a bed and they pull the sheets. Miss Jessie walks in
Jessie: Winter! Chief Buffalo is getting more angrier, I say you give him the money
Winter sighs and gets out of the sheet
Winter: Listen, tell him that like it or not he will NOT be getting the rest of his money, you see, losing that match and being a useless tag team partner caused that pay cut, he's a reasonable guy I'm sure he'll understand
Jessie: I'm not sure. When I was managing him he was a destructive force and while he has some down matches he's very strong.
Miss Jessie slightly blushes
Winter: Jessie! What did I say? You are to not like that dude anymore
Jessie: But why? You can like Joel but I can't like Buffalo?
Winter: There are many. And I mean MANY better guys in JWA that are more attractive and crushable than Chief Buffalo. Like Taylor Thorin or any of the champions... Maybe not Penguino, you may get in a bit of a controversy there, but hey! There's Duke Mongoose and Conor Caine. See plenty of guys that are much better than that thing.
Jessie thinks in her head for a bit
Winter: OH! You know what's better? Arizona Chance!
Jessie: But he has a wife AND a child
Winter: Oh please, you're much better than Veronica, the moment be sees you, he'll instantly drop that witch an bastard child.
Jessie: I don't know
Winter: You know what? We'll skip Glory this week and search for a partner for you, I'm sure any dirty normie is better than Buffalo
Joel: What am I to do?
Winter: You can um... Hang in the men's locker room. I'm sure they won't mind.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 28, 2023 7:20:14 GMT -5
*Jax is seen hyping up Troglo and is being used as makeshift barbell*
Troglo: *grunts while lifting Jax*
Jax: *having the time of his life* Woo!
Troglo: *his belly growls and he lowers Jax to the ground*
Jax: Hungry?
Troglo: *grunts and nods*
Jax: Want some tacos?
Troglo: *his belly growls as if to say hell yeah*
Jax: On it Trog!
Troglo: *belches in anticipation*
Jax: *laughs*
Huggy: *in a thought bubble* finally he's having tacos
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 29, 2023 8:56:15 GMT -5
Troglo is seen eating chili dogs and nachos before his match against Duke
Troglo: Troglo *belch* make *fart* puny *belch* goose *grunt* man *belch* so-*snort*-ry
Jax: That's what I like to hear Trog
Troglo: *grins with a beard full of chili and cheese*
Jax: *grins back*
Troglo: *continues eating and goes straight for the chili pot*
Jax: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Troglo: *belches in triumph*
Jax: Impressive
Troglo: *belly laughs*
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Aug 30, 2023 17:58:53 GMT -5
*After the match and everyone is at home*
Troglo: *wakes up from the cobra clutch*
Troglo: Where Troglo?
Huggy: *makes it known he does indeed have some degree of sentience* Unfortunately back first in the ring with me on your chest....
Troglo: HUGGY?!? HUGGY OKAY?!?
Huggy: I'm fine.... Duke manhandled me and I have a few stitches loose....
Troglo: *roars in frustration*
Huggy: Need a hug?
Troglo: *nods and holds Huggy close to his chest*
Troglo: Th-*snort*-ank y-*belch*-ou
Huggy: You're welcome big guy....
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