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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 12, 2023 3:47:52 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy: It is less than 24 hours before I get to knock the head off of Winter Hex and take back the JWA Women's World Championship. And after I'm through with you Winter I'm going to go the b#*ch face next to you and take her AOE Hardcore Championship. And once I'm through with her my next target is man whore. None of you are safe tomorrow and if any of you even try to intervene, I wouldn't give a flying rats @ss who you are. You're dead. Ever since you won that title, sure you may have paraded around like a clown for a few weeks but after that it seemed like a prop which was worthless. Now once I take that JWA Women's Championship back, I will bring it's legacy and prestige out of obscurity and back into the main picture and Sakura. I haven't forgotten our promise, after tomorrow you'll get the next shot regardless of who is champion. So Winter... Bring everything you got but unfortunately I'll give even more. If you bring your C game, I'll bring my B game. You bring your B game, I'll bring my A game and if you bring your A game, I'll bring my S game. I'm prepared more than ever to take back the honor in the JWA Women's Division.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Sept 12, 2023 5:32:33 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVE CONOR CAINE TELLS FANS TO PREPARE FOR A “SAD END” AT SUPER GLORY THE RELENTLESS ONE PLANS TO UPSET THE DUTCH DESTROYER’S PLANS IN THE MAIN EVENT TITLE MATCH BY SCOTT MILLAR
Tonight’s Super Glory P4V promises to be an exciting affair, with all JWA Championships on the line: Women’s Champion Winter Hex seeks to fight off the latest challenge from her long-time nemesis, Daisy Turner; the unlikely tag team Champions of Duke Mongoose and Penguino are set to defend against the beloved Big Waves; and the main event sees a rubber match between JWA Champion Conor Caine and Number One Contender, Tommy End.
Last year, fans enjoyed a very physical and heated rivalry between the two, which saw The Dutch Destroyer and The Relentless One trade victories over two blistering match ups. Now tied one-for-one, with Tommy End challenging that Caine’s victory over him wasn’t clean, and the JWA Title on the line, the stage is set for an epic and bloody blow-off that will no doubt send the fans home happy.
But the JWA Champion predicts a sorrowful End when the night is over.
Wrestling Watcher Weekly’s James Seltzer caught up with Caine during one of his frequent training sessions at JWA studio this morning, to try and get the Champion’s thoughts ahead of the match. We’ve caught glimpses of Caine’s training regimen over the past number of weeks on Glory, showing that he has opted to spend time he could use cutting promos or making in-ring appearances to further hone his skillset ahead of tonight’s match. As such, Caine wasn’t much interested in talking to Seltzer, but he did take a break between sparring rounds to respond to Tommy End’s apocalyptic video promo, posted to Chirpy this morning.
When asked by Seltzer on how Caine felt ahead of his match tonight, and if Tommy End has a point that Caine isn’t taking this match seriously enough, the JWA Champion had these words:
“When it comes to ‘taking things seriously,’ nobody on this earth will come close to the bar set by Tommy End: You couldn’t wind that man any tighter if he had crank on his back. So no, I don’t put any stock in Tommy’s assessment of my attitude going into this match, and if Tommy can look at me back here training every day and think that I’m not taking this match seriously, then he’s the one setting himself up for a fall.
“As for his assertions of killing me, of hitting me with impossible moves… as usual for The Dutch Destroyer, it’s all talk. Unlike Tommy, who’s become a hermit since this match was booked, I’ve been out here in the open working my ass off. I have no doubt that Tommy’s been doing the same in whatever dojo he’s using, but the fact is that until he shows up in the ring and shows his goods, all we have to go on is his talk. Unlike you, Tommy, I have nothing to hide. I don’t need to keep secrets. You could see my attack coming from a week ago and it won’t matter. Nothing you can do, nothing you can plan, will stop me from running through you, putting an end to this feud, and retaining my title. There’s only one inevitable conclusion to this match tonight, and that’s a sad end: a sad, dejected, defeated Tommy End.”
With hours to go before Super Glory, it looks like the gloves are off for the main event!
Read more from the JWA on Buzz-Fed.com: Arizona Chance and the Sundial of Fate: All the latest casting rumours! A Hex on Daisy Turner: How the Women’s Champ has hounded Turner since her JWA debut! What even IS a mongoose?!
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Sept 12, 2023 6:14:48 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Winter Hex: Daisy thinks she'll be better than me at Super Glory when in fact, the outcome of this match will be the same over and over and over again. I was better than you then and I'll always be better than you, and tonight is no exception. And as for your little buddy Sakura Watanabe who I have already beaten 3 times in a row and who cannot beat me will suffer the same fate that you will in our match. Lying shoulders on the ground with me on top of you and a 1, 2, 3 count. Then again, who hasn't been on top of you, you little sl-
Miss Jessie: Winter! There may be a problem
Winter: *sigh* what is it?
Joel: Some wrestler named Aluna Belle just took the AOE Hardcore Championship, wanna come with us to beat her up and get the belt back?
Winter: *sigh* Alright let's go
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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 12, 2023 6:35:16 GMT -5
JWA Boobtube
Toni: Welcome to another episode of THE BLIP! Our guest tonight is the only Joshi to step foot in a JWA Glory ring, please welcome Sakura Watanabe!
The Imperial Carnival plays and Sakura descends from the roof of the studio and it slowly lowers to the stage, she hops off and takes a seat
Sal: So Sakura, tension has been brewing in the Women's Division with the affair between Winter Hex and Daisy's now ex Joel. The aforementioned two plus Miss Jessie beating you up and taking the AOE Hardcore Championship and the recent JWA.Com Exclusive from both women, what are you thoughts
Sakura: JWA女子世界選手権がデイジーにとって大きな意味を持つことは明らかだ。そして個人的にも。 デイジーがあの3人のガキを克服するのを見るのが待ちきれません。この物語では、私は最後まで完全にデイジーの味方です。
Toni: And what about Winter's statement?
Sakura: 確かに、彼女は私を3回殴ったかもしれません。でも、いつも言っているように。 決して諦めず、死ぬまで戦い続けてください。彼女は私を50回倒すことができます、私はいつでも戻ってきて戦います。
Sal: Now here at The Blip we don't like to glorify the dirt sheets but I must ask, about Winter Hex's statement. The whole "who hasn't been on top of you" line in reference to Daisy Turner. Is there something going on there that we don't know?
Sakura: おお! 本当にごめんなさい。 彼女は自分自身のことを話しているのだと思いました。改めてお詫び申し上げます。
A small snicker comes from Sal & Toni
Toni: Shifting this interview, what are your thoughts on the other matches at Super Glory?
Sakura: コナーはデイジーの側にいる。 デイジーのように、私も最後まで彼のそばにいます。タグタイトルについて。 ビッグ・ウェイブスは、私がロスターに加わって以来、常に私のお気に入りのチームでした。
Sal: Well unfortunately that's all the time we have left. We'll see you again on THE BLIP!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 14, 2023 3:07:37 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I am here with the NEW JWA Women's World Champion Daisy Turner alongside her mom and the NEW AOE Hardcore Champion Sakura Watanabe. Now Daisy, I must ask, how does it feel
Daisy: It feels like a big sigh of relief, from all that pain and suffering caused from the hands of those 3 bastards, everything feels like a dream come true. I've got my best friend and my mum on my side throughout this entire debacle and it payed off. *tears shed* I could've not asked for anyone better. Sorry sorry, it's just a very emotional moment
Toni: Well now that you are the JWA Women's World Champion. What are your plans for the future
Daisy: Well I know for sure that the next challenger will be Sakura Watanabe, weather Winter Hex likes it or not. And I know Sakura will be a tough challenger, but I feel like something is missing, don't you agree Sakura
Sakura: はい私は同意する。
Mama Turner: Like a stipulation?
Sakura: はい。
Daisy: Mum you are so smart. But the real question is what stipulation?
Sakura: 分かりませんね?
Daisy: What if, next week, the match scheduled then, we bet on who is going to win and the winner will decide the stipulation
Sakura: 私はそれが好きです。
Mama: Well I guess it's settled.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 14, 2023 5:58:04 GMT -5
Troglo is in his room with an ice pack on his chin after getting superkicked and I go to check on him
Troglo: *grunts* owie....
Pierre: Hey Troglo.....
Troglo: Tiny friend hurt Troglo.... why.....
Pierre: I don't know Troglo I wish I knew though....
Troglo: *he grunts in pain and clutches Huggy*
Huggy: *gives me a look that says leaves us alone but not in a mean way*
Pierre: *I nod and leave*
Troglo: Troglo need Mask Friend....
Huggy: I'll see if he's around big guy
Troglo: Thank *grunt* you....
Huggy: *nods*
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Sept 14, 2023 7:18:31 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
We are in the middle of an argument (one-sided) between Winter Hex, Miss Jessie and Joel
Winter: YOU TRIED TO GET BACK WITH HER!!!
Joel: Look I'm sorry bu-
Winter: No you listen to me. We had a 3v1 advantage against the skank and you guys still couldn't get the job done
Jessie: Well I don't know if you understand but you were the one in the match, and you were the one who lost the match. And the belt
Winter: JUST SHUT UP!!!
Silence
Joel: So what do we do know?
Winter: What you can do is head back to Australia and die in a little hole because we're through
Joel: Fine then!
Joel storms off angrily
Winter: I need to go shopping to relieve my stress
Jessie: Sounds like a good idea
Winter: That's weird, I swear I had an extra $2,500 in my purse. Where did it go?
Jessie: Oh, about that. Chief Buffalo got even more mad and I had to give him the rest of the pay, sorry about that
Winter looks pissed off
Winter: You... Did... WHAT!!!??
Jessie: I'm sorry, I had no choice
Winter: Y'know what? I've had it up to here with you. We are done too. SO GET OUT!!
Miss Jessie slaps Winter and runs out
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Sept 14, 2023 14:29:06 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where today we catch you up on everything you might've missed at Super Glory.
Sal: Indeed Toni, and we've got a favorite guest with us here today in Omega Satyros.
Omega walks out
Sal: Omega, you've become something of an inside voice for us here on the Blip, so well get to your thoughts on yesterday's big three matches, but first, where are you at?
Omega: I'm damn glad to put those punks Tommy Tough and the Malarkeys behind me.
Toni: Happy to hear that, and many fans were impressed by what some are calling the Burning Pan Pipes you used, care to let us in on how that came about?
Omega:It's quite simple really, what's a way to make a submission move involving the mouth hurt more.
Sal: Fair enough there. Getting into the matches, what were your thoughts on Conner Caine vs. Tommy End?
Omega: It was every bit as hard hitting and devastating as advertised, also congrats Conner on another successful defense.
Toni: And Daisy Turner against Winter Hex?
Omega: Daisy's deserves it after what Winter Hex did to her. And as for that drama with Joel, I'm not shocked, he's something of a gold digger as it were, immediately shifting his affections for whoever had that title belt. He deserves to be left high and dry.
Toni: And what about the tag match, especially the drama going on with that finish?
Omega: Well, I understand why Chesterton did what he did. He was frustrated with outside involvement screwing him out of that title shot. And I get in the heat of the moment he wasn't thinking the most clearly. But, in my opinion, he really shouldn't have taken it out on Troglo. I was with Troglo behind the curtain waiting to rush out and congratulate Big Waves on a title win, but that changed when Johnny Kobra decided to get involved. And Johnny Kobra was the one who cost Big Waves the title shot, the second he got involved, the titles were off the table, it was going to be a DQ. Troglo only got involved, causing the No Contest, after his friends were being attacked. I couldn't have stopped him if I tried. So I hope Chesterton can cool off and apologize to Troglo, and I hope Troglo can forgive him.
Sal: Thanks for joining us again Omega. And be sure to check out the next episode of The Blip.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 15, 2023 6:17:10 GMT -5
Troglo is seen in his room with Omega and Huggy and he's venting to them in his own way
Troglo: Troglo.... hurt......
Omega: I know it hurts Troglo and I feel for you
Troglo: Gi man make Troglo angry....
Omega: Take a deep breath in and let it out
Troglo: *does as instructed* Mask.... man.... Troglo.... friend.... *hugs Omega*
Omega: *hugs him back*
Huggy: Thanks for looking out for Troglo Omega *he gives a warm smile to Omega*
Omega: *smiles back*
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Post by Kip Whistler on Sept 15, 2023 11:51:54 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
As a result of the unsatisfactory conclusion to the World Tag Team Title match at Super Glory, I've decided that on this week's Glory we'll allow Johnny Kobra and Troglo to get involved - It's a Six-Man Mayhem match with the tag titles on the line! Duke Mongoose, Penguino, and Johnny Kobra will face Pierre The Enormous, Chesterton Shredsbury, and Troglo! Hopefully Chesterton and Troglo have sorted out whatever it was that happened at the end of Super Glory...
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 15, 2023 11:58:38 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy As a result of the unsatisfactory conclusion to the World Tag Team Title match at Super Glory, I've decided that on this week's Glory we'll allow Johnny Kobra and Troglo to get involved - It's a Six-Man Mayhem match with the tag titles on the line! Duke Mongoose, Penguino, and Johnny Kobra will face Pierre The Enormous, Chesterton Shredsbury, and Troglo! Hopefully Chesterton and Troglo have sorted out whatever it was that happened at the end of Super Glory... @mongooseisloose on Chirpy WHAT?!?! You're making me and my boy defend our tag titles in a six-man tag? How is this fair? Where's the precedent? WHAT ARE THE RULES?!?!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 16, 2023 18:05:00 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVEJWA Dominates the CWI By Henry Thompson
The anticipation is over and the Championship Wrestling Insider (CWI) Top 500 has been released. Fans of JWA were happy to see the current World Champion "Relentless" Conor Caine secure the #1 spot due to his skills both inside the ring and on the mic. Some other notable entries from JWA that made it to the top 100 include the former World Champion Red Pirate Rodger, Tommy End, Both JWA Tag Team Champions Duke Mongoose and Penguino and Chesterton Shredsbury. Arizona Chance was soo close to making that list however he scored a still impressive #103, the same can be said for Shredsbury's partner Pierre the Enormous who scored #105. JWA did an amazing job in the men's rankings with Every active member currently scoring in the Top 500 including some inactive members such as Mack Caliber and The Professional Wrestler of DOOM. Even the latest arrival Omega Satyros scored a remarkable #399, since being new this is an incredible feat. Some other notable names from other promotions taking the top spots are: Emperor Enyu (#2), Lion Hero (#4), Flint Decker (#5) and Obsidian (#3).
Also released today was the CWI Women's Top 150 and just like the men's JWA Women's Division all scored including the inactive talent like Veronica Chance and Bambi Bambino. Heck even Miss Jessie scored in albeit #150. But if there was any surprise here, JWA's leading lady and new JWA Women's Champion, Daisy Turner took the #1 spot. Her contributions to the wrestling industry both in and out of the ring are the main reasons to this top spot other than the fact she beat most of the women from others promotions. Daisy's Rival Winter Hex also ranked high been given a respectable #6. Finally Sakura Watanabe while in a pretty good run right now hasn't won anything important except for the AOE Hardcore Championship which is why CWI gave her #101. Some other notable names from other promotions taking the top spots are: Iron Mask (#2), Katana Starbright (#3), Carolina Strutter (#4) and Electronica (#5).
There will be more from the CWI in a couple of weeks just standby
Here more to read from Buzz-Fed.com: J-1 Pinnacle Predictions: Our predictions on who will compete in this year's JWA J-1 Pinnacle Tournament Arizona Chance and The Sundial of Fate: Some Cast Revealed but More Left Unannounced! Winter Hex Being Stranded: Is the Relationship Between Winter Hex and Miss Jessie Over?
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Sept 18, 2023 21:51:10 GMT -5
**JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE** A vignette begins playing, panning through a by now familiar museum, settling in on Omega.
Omega: You know, it was said the gods don't have blood, the way you or I do. They have ichor, a golden fluid beyond what humans could comprehend. It's been weird, dealing with this disconnect. Something's felt missing. I've been going through the past 15 months, stopping back here, closest thing mentally to home for 5,000 miles. Walking through the halls of this place trying to figure out what's been missing. It took 15 months, but I figured it out, I've been missing that golden life-blood. An almost Midasian urge for it. Midas's urge was for fortune, wealth. No, that's not what I'm missing, I'm missing that ichor, that golden life-blood. But, I think I know how to fix that.
Omega stood, moving to head out of the museum
I need the gold.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Sept 22, 2023 1:06:01 GMT -5
Just after the pinfall in the main event, Diablo and Jax are scrambling to take down celebration decorations. Omega walks in.
Jax: Eyy, if it ain't mr. undeniable.
Diablo: Are you crazy?!
Omega: Heh, I just might be. But I'll be damned if I get passed over for a title shot just because Caine wants his "dream match moment"
Diablo: Yeah, and now, you got a title shot you only have 3 weeks to prepare for. And a Conor Caine who wants nothing more at this moment than to beat some sense into you.
Jax: I gotta respect it, he saw what he wanted was being handed to someone else on a silver platter, and he wasn't taking that sitting down. And frankly, he made some damn good points. Knowing Arizona, he probably would've brought up those same points had Omega not had the gumption to go out there and say it himself.
Diablo: And if Kip didn't come out there to make that match, Caine would probably had put Omega back on the shelf. He is not someone he takes kindly to that kind of disrespect.
Omega: And neither am I. Was I supposed to just stand around in the back waiting in line, letting others just jump ahead whenever convenient to the whims of whoever? No, I'm not just going to wait to see if I happen to get picked out and chosen. I went out there and got what I wanted.
Jax: You two stop. I don't know about the others, but Troglo's going to be back here soon, and the last thing he needs right now is two more people close to him arguing.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 22, 2023 7:00:14 GMT -5
*Troglo comes in and the room goes tense*
Troglo: Troglo.... need.... Huggy....
Huggy: I'm in the sock pile big guy
Troglo: *he holds Huggy close to his chest and lets out a squeal in sadness*
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