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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 22, 2023 8:56:40 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
They told me it was IMPOSSIBLE to Cobra Clutch two people at the same time. Well I did it… somehow. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?!
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Sept 22, 2023 11:35:22 GMT -5
via @tembleberrytheassistant on Chirpy "Where are you my Lord? Please reach out... "
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Post by Kip Whistler on Sept 23, 2023 10:31:46 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Minor schedule change: Arizona Chance will face Chief Buffalo THIS WEEK on Glory (9/26), and Caine will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Satyros the following week!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Sept 24, 2023 10:24:35 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive
Arizona is finishing a set on the bench at his home gym. He racks the weight, which is an impressive amount for a normal human being but not much by wrestler standards. He sits up and takes a sip of his water from a clearly eco-friendly steel bottle, and addresses the camera.
“Kip Whistler, being the sharp businessman he is, has made two main events worthy of PPV in the next two weeks, and he’s giving them away for free! In just two days: Arizona Chance vs Chief Buffalo, and if I win I’m somehow the number one contender for Conor Caine’s world title, and in a week, Omega Satyros gets his well earned shot at the world title. Frankly Kip, that’s smart booking.
See, Conor wants his dream match. But I would say that the next two weeks are ALSO dream matches. Chief Buffalo is a decorated former tag champion who made his debut in a PPV against the Franchise himself. He’s big, he’s tough, and he’s challenged for the world title before. He is always a hell of a challenge whenever we lace up the boots.
Omega Satyros is new, but he’s the real deal. He is undefeated and he’s dangerous. And Conor— well, he’s the champ. He’s been as dominant a champion as we’ve had in JWA— myself included.
But Conor wants me, and now there are two giant roadblocks between his dream match and my title shot. In two days, I plan on holding up my end of the bargain against a very tough opponent. But what are the stakes for Buff? I want him to be at his best— I want, no, NEED to EARN this shot. So, Kip… I move that no matter who wins between me and the Chief, the winner becomes the number one contender for either Caine or Satyros. Nobody chases— no, nobody EARNS the gold like Arizona Chance!”
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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 24, 2023 20:39:48 GMT -5
JWA Boobtube Channel
Toni: Here we have a big surprise, tonight on THE BLIP. We have the JWA Women's World Champion making her first arrival on the studio give it up for Daisy Turner!
The audience cheers for Daisy as Barracuda plays. Daisy takes a seat
Sal: First off, I haven't said anything yet but congratulations on defeating Winter Hex and becoming the new Women's Champion. How do you feel
Daisy: Sal. It feels exhilarating. I finally did it, after a long hiatus without the belt I am back in the position of Women's Champion
Toni: That's amazing now, we usually do this for all of our guest but what are your thoughts on the other storylines in JWA?
Daisy: Okay well. With the World Championship, I want to give huge congratulations to Conor Caine for retaining AND placing #1 in the CWI, and now it looks like he's got a big challenge ahead of him. Arizona Chance is a respectable man in the industry and personally I would be all in for another run with Chance. Unfortunately I didn't get to share the ring with him but if he's anything like his wife, Veronica Chance. The I believe Conor and Arizona will be a match of the year candidate
Sal: What about Omega, a rookie just walking in and demanding a title shot
Daisy: Well here's the thing. It all comes down to how you perceive it, you think it's just a rookie demanding a title shot but also remember, I kinda did that too. I walked in introduced the Women's Division and the title and the rest is history. In this day an age of professional wrestling it's not going to be the veterans always in the spotlight. While I'd like some not always, this industry will be headlined by the future and the up and coming. That World Championship is made for the very best in JWA and if Omega Satyros claims to be the very best then I say go for it, what's stopping him?
Toni: Now I'd like your thoughts on the 6-man mayhem match. We don know that you and Sakura made bets with the winner choosing the stipulation for when you guys share the ring but what do you have to say right now
Daisy: Thank you guys so much for giving me this victory in the bet and also congratulations on winning the tag titles but besides that, I have the perfect stipulation in mind
Sal: And what's that?
Daisy laughs
Daisy: You'll have to wait and see :P
Toni: Unfortunately that's all the time we have left. It was a pleasure to see you and we cannot wait for when you announce the stipulation. *to the camera* Catch us next time on THE BLIP!
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Sept 26, 2023 13:38:26 GMT -5
video on digifoto
chief buffalo looks at the camera
so tonight the big bad buffalo gets what he has deserved, what he's due, doobie-doobie-doo-wop, and do the voodoo he do so well. First with Arizona fat chance...don't give me your empty words you human karaoke track...i'm "good on my day", i'm the best there ever has been having been had...and if your decrepit carcass is all that lies between the chief and stepping up to the big boy buffet line of jwa champions, then it'll be an absolute pleasure you empty orchestra. then comes connor no caine no gain no pain no problem cause rest assured bufffalo's got a plan for that. and it'll be me...and my new student...dominating abominating and totally prognostacating our triumphs.
oh...and winter hex? you still owe some interest...
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Post by Kip Whistler on Sept 28, 2023 8:07:17 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Ask and you shall receive! Daisy Turner defends the JWA Women's World Championship against Sakura Watanabe in a tables match on the October 10/11 edition of Glory! I have a feeling that Winter Hex won't be the only woman looking on with vested interest in that match...
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Sept 28, 2023 8:14:08 GMT -5
Pierre and Troglo enter Killie’s and, surprisingly, Chesterton Shredsbury sits in their usual spot with enormous goblets of beer and a comically large platter of wings and sliders laid out before him. Chesterton rises a walks toward them.
Chesterton. Brothers, there’s something I must tell you.
Troglo snarls right past him and sticks his face directly into the pile of food. Pierre scratches his head.
Chesterton. Pierre. My big bro. I’m sorry.
Pierre. Sorry. Not angry?
Chesterton. Angry at you? Certainly not, dude. At myself perhaps, for falling victim to my most heinous frustrations. With not coping with my failures in singles matches and as a part of Big Waves. You, brother, were the one who made Big Waves happen. You welcomed me to the JWA with open arms. You have been the most excellent friend and partner a dude could ask for. We hung loose and hung tight. We rode a monster wave of success over this tag team division. We were, like, sort of legendary in our escapades.
Pierre. Totally.
Chesterton. Totally. See? You’ve even begun to talk like me, that’s how brotherly out love is, man. And while we have failed to regain our triumphant tag team gold this time around, there may come a day when Big Waves does sail again… and it will be most excellent. This calls for no less than a celebration.
Chesterton holds out a huge chalice of beer to Pierre, who chokes up, swats the beer away and gives Chesterton a huge hug.
Pierre. Little bro!!!
As the massive glass shatters on the floor, nearly everyone in Killie’s looks up, expecting to see a brawl. But they only see two bros embracing… one whose feet aren’t touching the ground, but smiles and laughs abound. Not for Troglo, whose face remains buried in meats. And not for Johnny Kobra, who sits at a table in the corner with his beaked best bud.
Johnny. Something about this isn’t right, Guino. I don’t dig it.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Sept 28, 2023 8:32:33 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Winter is reading the comment made by Kip
Winter: "won't be the only woman looking on with vested interest in that match"
Winter laughs
Winter: Who? Who else? That talentless B*tch Miss Jessie? *hysterically laughs* Oh wait, what about that retired hag Veronica *laughs* Please Kip your dementia is killing me, who else is there? That's right no one. And if there was some new girl, it's probably another Barbie like bimbo with no wrestling talents like we see on Mania all the time. Speaking of Mania, I cannot wait to take a little trip down there to shut another bimbo up.
Winter continues to read the comment and continues to laugh while the camera fades to dark
Winter: Seriously Kip this is hilarious
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Post by Daisy Turner on Sept 28, 2023 8:42:24 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Daisy is reading a message
Daisy: Hm, seems interesting
Sakura: デイジーこれをチェックしてください!
Daisy reads the Kip comment
Daisy: YES! Tables match here we go
Sakura: 読み続けて。
She continues to read
Daisy: ooooo, are we getting a new lady?
Sakura: おそらく。
Daisy: The Women's Division seems to be getting interesting
Sakura: これは楽しいです!
Daisy: Oh, I almost forgot. Blaine wanted me to ask you if you wanted to do the New Years Show for AOE.
Sakura: 新年の番組は何ですか?
Daisy: The one where he invited every promotion in the world. He wants me to be the JWA representative and since your their Hardcore Champion he also wants you there as well
Sakura: おお。 彼に言ってください、私は入っています。
Daisy: Awesome. I cannot wait to see who this new girl is, I just hope she's nothing like Winter Hex.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Sept 28, 2023 8:48:54 GMT -5
As the massive glass shatters on the floor, nearly everyone in Killie’s looks up, expecting to see a brawl. But they only see two bros embracing… one whose feet aren’t touching the ground, but smiles and laughs abound. Not for Troglo, whose face remains buried in meats. And not for Johnny Kobra, who sits at a table in the corner with his beaked best bud. Omega walks in a bit, still steaming from his interactions with Conor Caine, he absentmindedly takes a seat next to Troglo before registering that Pierre and Chesterton are also sat at the tableOmega: Oh, sorry. Lot on the mind. Ready to get the gold. Troglo: Mask Friend! All friends here! Omega is pulled into a group hug as Troglo joyously celebrates his friendships.Omega: *to Chesterton*: Glad you made amends. We can't win every battle, but that doesn't mean we betray the ones we're fighting beside.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Sept 28, 2023 17:55:50 GMT -5
Arizona walks into Killies, and immediately heads over to the table with the others.
“Pierre! Good friend, it’s good to see you and Chest here have made amends. Troglo! So glad you‘ve been by lately, and it was good to see you in action again. What’s it been, 18 years or so since our match in Osaka? I think I still have a bruise from that one! And Chesterton— have I got an offer for you! If you’re interested in a part in The Sundial of Fate, we can talk more in private.
And Omega... I want you to know you’ve earned my respect and I don’t have a dog in the fight next week. I wish you and Conor both the best of luck, and full healing before I take on one of you at Guts and Gory.”
Arizona reaches out his hand to Satyros for a shake.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Sept 28, 2023 20:41:20 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVEJWA On The Hunt For Top Women's Talent By Bianca Angelina
Ever looking to bolster their roster, JWA has made a major signing at the expense of Age Of Elite Wrestling, as the longest reigning AOE Ladies Television Champion, Artemis. This comes after on the heels of a fruitful relationship between the two brands, so AOE fans don't need to worry about if they've seen the last of the Huntress.
Former Honor Championship Wrestling Commentator and Hated Manager Ryan Regret managed an exclusive interview with Artemis on his BoobTube Channel, Regret-ful Restling. In said interview, Artemis confirmed that she was interested in joining up with JWA after Omega Satyros's debut for the company, quoted as saying, "I'll admit, I was interested in finding a fellow Hellenist when it comes to the business. And it's been nice seeing him finally develop something of a backbone and actually take what he wants. JWA's Women's Locker-room better be ready, because I'll be on the hunt for that gold."
The one other question Regret permitted us to quote was "What do you think of JWA?" "For the size of their roster, they've done impressive work. Many of the greats have gone through JWA over the years, and I look to do the same."
Here more to read from Buzz-Fed.com: J-1 Pinnacle Hype: Excitement is brewing as the J-1 Pinnacle is just around the corner, Tommy End confirmed to participate. AOE Hardcore Title Lineage: From Thorny Trog to Sakura Watanabe and beyond. JWA Lord Found: Taylor Thorin has finally reappeared to JWA audiences, much to Red Pirate Rogers' distress. Relentless Vs. Undeniable: We want to hear from you, who do you think will win the JWA Championship? Conor Caine or Omega Satyros?
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Sept 28, 2023 20:42:29 GMT -5
Omega reaches out a hand to shake Arizona's.
Omega: Never had a doubt you'd walk out tonight as the challenger. At Guts and Gory, may the best fighter win. Whether that's you, me, or Conor.
Omega's phone beeped, alerting to a text.
Omega: Sorry to head out so soon, keep the party going while I'm off.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Sept 28, 2023 22:17:01 GMT -5
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