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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Oct 12, 2023 8:35:38 GMT -5
Props to Artemis. Congratulations on becoming the new AOE Hardcore Champion #AndNEW
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Post by Kip Whistler on Oct 12, 2023 11:25:20 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy So old Brad Luck finally mustered up the gumption to challenge me and my boy Penguino for the tag titles. Well let me ask you this, Bradley... WHO'D YOU EVER BEAT? You've got to EARN title shots around here, pal! Better luck next time! @bookitkip on Chirpy This has given me a splendid idea. I have just signed The Bad Luck Bros. vs. Duke Mongoose & Penguino in a non-title match for Glory on October 24/25! If Bradley and Kobane win, they'll get a shot at the titles in December after the conclusion of the J-1!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Oct 12, 2023 11:29:36 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
I have also just signed the following for Guts & Gory: Penguino vs. Chad Shredsbury in a Penguin Kai Karate Fight Miss Jessie (w/ Chief Buffalo) vs. Winter Hex Artemis will make her official debut against Sakura Watanabe Daisy Turner's Halloween Costume Contest
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Oct 12, 2023 11:59:19 GMT -5
@huntressartemis on Chirpy
Well, if I'm to defend MY AOE Hardcore Championship at Guts and Gory, I'd say let's fit the season. And I'd hate to deprive Sakura Wannabe of her precious costume contest. So let's make it a Nightmare on Elm Street Fight fitting of this Hardcore Championship. The trick's on you Sakura, and the treat's on me.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Oct 12, 2023 22:21:28 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up on everything you might've missed.
Sal: Indeed, and we've got Omega Satyros with us to start the show today.
Omega walks out, wearing his hoodie, clearly less enthusiastic than usual
Sal: Omega, how are you feeling after your match with Conor Caine?
Omega: Annoyed with myself. I was ready for Conor Caine, but he was ready for me. He pulled it out in the end.
Toni: What's your plans moving forward after that.
Omega: If Conor successfully defends against Arizona Chance at Guts and Gory, I plan on him having to get past me again at Destiny after I win the J-1 Pinnacle.
Sal: Do you think you should be considered a favorite in the Pinnacle?
Omega: Only one man in this company has beaten me. I'm not saying I'm a favorite, I'm saying anyone who's going up against me will have to earn that win. Arizona Chance and Conor Caine will tell you, I will give whoever is across that ring from me everything they can handle, and more.
Toni: Well, going back to the plans for Guts and Gory. It's going to be a full card, what do you expect from those matches
Omega: Conor and Arizona should put on an all-time classic, Penguino and Chester should be a fun one to watch, I'm excited to see what Artemis and Sakura can do in their match, and Jessie vs. Winter Hex is going to be vicious.
Toni: Quite matter of fact in those descriptions there.
Omega: My apologies, I'm a bit more focused on getting myself ready for the J-1 Pinnacle. Guts and Gory should be a great show, just wish I was the one going in with that title belt.
Sal: Wonderful as always to have you Omega. And be sure to check out the next episode of The Blip.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 13, 2023 0:28:24 GMT -5
Sakura: 私はハゲワシが嫌いです。アルテミス。 あなたは私の最大の敵であることを何度も証明してきました。あなたはハゲワシです。あとガッツ&ゴーリーも。 私はあなたを解体します。私がトリックで、あなたが報酬だと言いたいのでしょう。あなたは御馳走ではありません。あなたは憂鬱でいっぱいです。クッキーにレーズンを入れるハゲワシのように。ストリートファイトをしたいですか?私たちはあなたに満足を与えます。私には義務があります。あなたの挑戦を受け入れてください。また近いうちにお会いしましょう。
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 13, 2023 3:37:24 GMT -5
Scene: Costume shop Daisy: ok ready! 3, 2, 1, GO! Daisy and Sakura both come out in their costumes D&S: Hey! You stole my costume|おい! 私のコスチュームを盗んだのよ! No! I came up with the idea first|いいえ! 最初にアイデアを思いつきました。 You should choose something else|他のものを選択する必要があります。 No you|いいえ。 あなた。 No you|いいえ。 あなた。 Okay then|じゃあオーケー。 I will|ビッチ! Daisy and Sakura head back to the dressing rooms to pick something else
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Oct 14, 2023 8:51:04 GMT -5
JWA.com
Arizona is on his elliptical machine in his home gym, working out at a vigorous pace.
“Hello, JWA fans. (huff) You’re in for a real treat on Mania this week. (puff) I can’t let Conor outdo me, so (huff) I’ll be in the ring with a mystery (puff) opponent. Phew! Good workout!”
Arizona steps off the elliptical and picks up a steel water jug. He turns the mug so that the label faces the camera— it is a Conor Caine branded mug that reads “RELENTLESS” around the circumference. Arizona takes a swig.
“Ah. That’s some high quality H2O. And this is available exclusively at JWAShop.com.”
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Oct 14, 2023 11:29:48 GMT -5
“Ah. That’s some high quality H2O.” OOC: Bobby Boucher/Captain Insano confirmed for JWA.
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Oct 19, 2023 9:06:26 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE VIDEOBAD LUCK BRADLEY BACKSTAGE WITH SEPH KOBANE - CALL-OUT TO DUKE MONGOOSE AND PENGUINO! The camera is zoomed too far into Bradley's sweaty face. It smash-zooms out, loses focus and finally an image appears through the fog: Bad Luck Bradley and Seph Kobane, the Bad Luck Bros, standing in a cramped janitor's closet. The camera is clearly held by Brad on a selfie stick. Seph, predictably, is chewing gum, standing to the side, his eyes glued to a video game system, its green screen highlighting his face, all hanging hairs and smudge.
BRAD: Juicy Mongoosey! You thought you'd be smart and shoot on me without doing your research. Good old Duke, never change. Yeah. Duke the Fluke, Mongoose the Spews, think you're Zeus? Too old in the tooth.
Brad takes a big swig of fresh water, it glistens as much as his sweaty skin.
BRAD: Oh yeah, let me tell you what: you're wondering who I beat? Let me tell you once: you! I beat you pert near a year ago! I got you up on the middle rope - Bret's rope, dangerous rope, defeat follows - and hit you with the big Brad Bomb for the one-two-three. And before that, we fought to a standstill in the J-1! And that's just me! Together, me and Sephy-Wephy beat Randal and William Malarky! Clean!
Brad turns to Seph for a reaction. He gets nothing. He gently nudges Seph, who grunts and turns away in response. Brad turns back to the camera, a huge fake smile. Had his glasses not covered his eyes, we would see how the smile never reaches them, a darkness hidden beneath, one that sits like sediment below the waves, never dissolving, always grinding over eons.
BRAD: And as far as Penguinisto goes... that beast is not of this world.... Its beady eyes strike fear into all who gaze within. Its waddling is the trot of an unknown evil, an ancient and eldritch force the likes of which man cannot fathom. To be near the bird is to know oblivion, to face it is to know death and to be touched by those razor-sharp talons, the murderous flippers and gruesome beak is to witness one's own mortality become removed until only a shell remains. The ice is the only safe place for such a being. To the ice it must return.
A moment passes, a terrible one filled with the screams of all those whose paths have crossed the dinosaur's true legacy. Brad removes his glasses and rubs his eyes. He blanches. He swallows, his sweat suddenly dried to crystals. Quivering, he returns his glasses and gives himself a shake.
BRAD: I'm not asking for the belts. I didn't even ask for a title shot. I'm asking for a chance. You might not think Seph and I are a threat, and maybe right now, you're not wrong. We might have ring rust, we might have a pretty glaring win/loss ratio between us and we might, as others have pointed out, have issues regulating our hygiene, but it's glandular, sucker! At least on my side, Seph he... he has other things going on. Despite all this, we have one thing you don't got, and that's heart. We got heart and we got empathy. You only think about number one, Juicy Mongoosey, and where has that left you? Yeah, you have the gold, but what else?
Uncharacteristically, Seph pauses his game to hold up a thumb and forefinger circled into an O. He returns to his game.
BRAD: That's right, brother: bupkiss. All our time in Memphis, where are those big boys you rolled with now? Where are all the ring rats you hung out a sunroof with cruising down Graceland? Where's Mahogany Stacks? Where's the Radiators, both Johnston and Malone? In the whole of the JWA, you got Francis McCorry and you got me... and you can't touch McCorry, boy.
Brad's face breaks into a smile, one of a man who thinks he has made a point. He removes his glasses and looks dead into the camera.
BRAD: Next week, you can do something you've never done before. You can show the world you're not a crusty, grumpy old man. You can remind us all of how great you were - you still are. You can show these greenhorns what a real pro-wrestler looks like. You can prove your haters wrong. You can give an old rival... an old friend... a chance. You can help other humans, son. You can finally shut my big flapping mouth. And, most of all, you can finally, after damn-near forty years, actually pin Bad Luck Bradley down for the one... two... three.
Brad pops his sunglasses back on.
BRAD: Or you can run away, bully from a distance, troll behind a screen, hide from your past and lie to yourself. My grandmother is on speedial. Your choice. Either way, we'll find out on October 24/25 on Glory and for you... that's a bit of bad news.
Brad freezes for an embarrassing number of seconds. His thumb stumbles for the button to stop the recording. As he finally taps it, through gritted teeth, his lips moving imperceptibly, we can hear him mutter, "What in tarnation with this gosh-for-darned thing?"
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Oct 19, 2023 22:55:51 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up on everything you might've missed.
Sal: Indeed, and we've got Artemis making her debut with us today.
Artemis walks out, holding the AOE Hardcore Title
Sal: Artemis, glad to have you today. The first question on the docket is...
Artemis: Am I ready for my match with Sakura? Obviously.
Toni: Actually, the first question was do you think Winter Hex is ready for Jessie?
Artemis: Considering how she's being trained by a shlub like Chief Buffalo, and being fed gravy shakes if that video's to be believed. She's going to be slow as molasses, and just as stuck. Winter's going to wipe the floor with her.
Sal: And what are your thoughts on the other matches slated for Guts and Gory?
Artemis: Penguino and Johnny Kobra decided to dig up dirt on Chad, so he's going to beat their asses. If they didn't want to piss him off, they should've minded their own business. And as for the World Title Match, given with what a stammering mess Conor Caine was, I'd half expect him to just lay down for the pin.
Toni: And then there's Daisy's Costume Contest, which you caused more of a headache for.
Artemis: Was a cash prize not just expected? Did Daisy expect us to be surprised about that. Now she's wasting her time using that money to buy some nonsense thing. Just include the receipt Daisy, I'm going to probably turn it back in for the money.
Toni: You're still taking part in that in spite of your match with Sakura?
Artemis: Of course, might as well win twice in one night. Besides, I plan on my costume being ring worthy attire. If we're doing Halloween, I'm going all out for it.
Sal: Sure thing.
Sal removed his jacket, revealing a referee shirt, Toni attempts to roll Artemis up for a pin, but Artemis kicks out and storms off set.
Toni: Can't blame a woman for trying, and that's time for us on The Blip.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Oct 20, 2023 18:35:02 GMT -5
*Troglo is seen helping Omega train and Huggy is helping too by volunteering to be a punching bag*
Troglo: *roars* MASK FRIEND POWERFUL!!!!!!!
Omega: *laser focused*
Huggy: *taking every punch like a champ* this is like a deep tissue massage why pay for a massage chair when you can have your owner's best friend punch you?
Omega: *laughs and continues punching Huggy*
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 20, 2023 19:16:47 GMT -5
JWA Boobtube
Toni: We just had Artemis on the show and now my guest is who some would say is the target of the Huntress. Please welcome to the blip. the JWA Women's World Champion, Daisy Turner
Daisy arrives on the set and sits down
Sal: Welcome Miss Turner, great to have you on the show. Now just getting straight to it, Artemis talked about the cash prize being just as expected what are your thoughts?
Daisy: Well I did watch the interview and I know she had got everyone's mind twisted. It wasn't the prize itself it was the quantity. I mean Toni. you saw it yourself it was a lot of money and that was my plan. To surprise everyone on the quantity not the actual prize. So I'll keep the cash prize but no one except you and I Toni will know how much there is.
Toni: Now sticking onto the Costume Contest. Do you have any word on any other participants?
Daisy: Well. The only names I have got are you two, Sakura, Artemis, Mick LeRay and... *sigh* Joel. So if anyone still wants the opportunity to compete don't be afraid to ask me or put your name down outside the Women's Locker Room of any show.
Sal: Now to shift the subject on to Guts & Gory. What are your thoughts on the other matches?
Daisy: I cannot wait for the dream match of a lifetime. Conor vs Arizona for the World Championship. Honestly I'm stuck, I cannot choose. For the Penguin Kai karate fight I can't decide either. I'm pretty sure Penguino or I have had a single conversation so I don't know much about him. And for Chest- I mean Chad. I got along with him during the battle royal and he seems like a talent wrestler and a nice human being. But with this attitude change I don't know what to expect. Obviously I'm rooting for my girl Sakura to defeat Artemis. I'll be honest, I haven't seem Artemis in a position of struggling so it may be a challenge but I believe Sakura can pull it off. And the Falls Count Anywhere match between Winter Hex and Miss Jessie. If I'm going to be honest I'm saying Winter Hex. No offence to Miss Jessie but she hasn't won a match not even on Mania, well singles competition at lest. And Winter Hex is a former Women's Champion. The only way I can see Miss Jessie win is it Winter gets distracted with her classical movies.
Toni: Moving back to the Halloween contest. Since your hosting and not competing. I want to know, what is your costume or do you have one.
Daisy: I have one but I'll keep it another secret. All I'll say is it matches with who I am
Sal: Well thank you for joining us champ. We'll see you next time on THE BLIP!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Oct 26, 2023 8:01:31 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
By virtue of their victory on Glory, The Bad Luck Bros will challenge Duke Mongoose & Penguino for the JWA World Tag Team Championship on the December 19/20 edition of Glory!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Oct 27, 2023 12:29:21 GMT -5
JWA.com
Arizona is seated in his high-backed leather chair, glass of water in an antique highball glass next to him on his oak side table. He looks deadly serious.
“I was wondering when all the shenanigans would get to you, Conor. See, the point of all the mind games— rocking your merch, stealing your finisher, the talk about making you relent— it all led up to that moment on Glory. You missed it, but the tape don’t lie— I almost blew the whole thing by momentarily giving you that grin like the cat who swallowed the canary when you didn’t let go of that handshake.
I thought to myself, ‘is this the moment? Is this when he finally gives me what I deserve?’ And damn, Conor, did you deliver. I had to know, I had to experience for myself what it was like to be on the receiving end of Raising Caine. When you hoisted me up, I could barely contain my glee! And then, as all of the air vacated my lungs when my spine met the pine, I had the answer I needed. And the answer is no.
The question was, ‘do I know I can kick out if I have to eat a Raising Cane?’ And I honestly still don’t know. If worst comes to worst, I’m gonna do it or die trying.
And Conor, you confirmed one more thing I already figured out. You said, ‘the problem’s not the shoulder.’ You didn’t show any signs of a shoulder problem in any match or segment— until you started working with Hizo. He’s a smart man. I was hoping you’d continue your ruse until our match, where I could use it against you, but you figured out that I figured it out. Well played.
So now, we’re right back where we started: I don’t know if I can kick out of your best move, and you know that I know I’ve figured out your weakness. Conor, fighting you will be an honor. Taking your title will be a challenge. But there’s one final x-factor left to consider:” Arizona stands up and puts his face directly into the camera and screams angrily, “NOBODY CHASES THE GOLD LIKE ARIZONA CHANCE!”
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