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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 8, 2024 8:52:30 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Did Goat Boy have GOLD BLOOD?!?! Big Daddy Duke is starting to think he's not from around here...
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Feb 9, 2024 1:42:52 GMT -5
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Feb 9, 2024 16:06:19 GMT -5
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Feb 9, 2024 23:43:13 GMT -5
The camera settles in on Omega back in the museum, this time flanked by Black Cat and Diablo.
Omega: It's been 5 months since I was back here. When I figured out what was missing. At Glory, I found it.
Fan provided footage after the show plays.
Omega: And yet, I'm left all the more confused. So I came back here for the answers. The ways of the gods is nearly impossible to track, especially with mortal understanding and interpretation. I had to hope a bit of luck to find the answers I needed.
The camera pans around the museum, settling on a display of obscure gods.
Omega: It's hard to say which of these are mere mortal conceptions, but, I found one who struck a chord. Palaestra, daughter of Hermes, said to be to progenitor of wrestling as we know it.
Images of the golden symbol on his back filled the video.
Omega: It's said that the gods have various ways of claiming their chosen champions, their chosen warriors. I can't claim to know why I was chosen, but I was. And there is nothing that will stand in my way to prove Palaestra right to choose me.
Legado Del Infierno walks out of the museum together.
Omega: I have my ichor, now I just need the gold.
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Post by Dyno on Feb 13, 2024 9:16:06 GMT -5
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 14, 2024 23:36:10 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: I'm here with Daisy Turner. Now I just want to ask what your thoughts are at this moment with everything going on?
Daisy: Well to be honest Toni. I don't know exactly. I lost the JWA Women's World Championship. I tried to make everything ok by competing in the Tag Lottery but those dreams were crushed before it even began
Toni: So might I ask. What's next?
Daisy: Well Toni my next step is to get some wins on Mania, help rebuild myself. So from now till then, that's all that I'm working on.
Toni: Daisy thank you for your time
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Feb 15, 2024 7:52:55 GMT -5
Winter Hex Productions
Winter: Well what an extraordinary main event we had between Mack Caliber and Chad Shredsbury. I was on the edge of my chair the entire time. It was going so well until the lump and failed actor came out and ruined everything and now they get rewarded by having to team up against them in the tag team lottery. This is ridiculous. It should've been Chad and Mack together or at least one of them and I together. But I suppose Mr. Kipling doesn't want a predictable winner so I guess that's fair.
Now since I'm not in the lottery I guess the star of the show will be showing the world her graps on JWA Mania. I'll get a head start on my Intergender Wrestling right there. So I would love it if everyone watching will have their chin up, ass out and enjoy the star compete in her next feature film. "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex: The Intergender Story Part I. Oh by the way. Happy Birthday Douchey Daisy. I hope you enjoyed falling down to Jobberville. Stage closed
~Fin~
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 15, 2024 10:06:21 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Due to the unprecedented streak of main event draws, we are going to do something else unprecedented at Super Glory. JWA World Heavyweight Champion Arizona Chance will defend the title against ALL FOUR top challengers in a five-way match! That's right, Omega Satyros, Duke Mongoose, Chad Shredsbury, and Mack Caliber will all get their shot! (1/3)
Also just signed for Super Glory: "The Mean Queen" Jessie Aldean will defend the JWA Women's World Championship against "The Huntress" Artemis! (2/3)
The first round matches for the Mad Dash Tag Lottery are as follows: Red Pirate Rogers & The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM vs. Arizona Chance & Mack Caliber Bad Luck Bradley & Omega Satyros vs. Pierre The Enormous & Chad Shredsbury (3/3)
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 15, 2024 12:19:45 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
Whistler wants me to wrestle TWICE in the same night? What is he, some kind of sick pervert? I'm pretty sure there's a clause somewhere in Big Daddy Duke's lucrative contract that says I don't have to do that.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 15, 2024 14:04:07 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Whistler wants me to wrestle TWICE in the same night? What is he, some kind of sick pervert? I'm pretty sure there's a clause somewhere in Big Daddy Duke's lucrative contract that says I don't have to do that. @bookitkip on Chirpy If you don't want to do both matches, that's fine. Just forfeit the opportunity at the World Heavyweight Title or vacate the World Tag Team Titles. I'm sure "your boy" Penguino will understand.
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Feb 15, 2024 17:32:45 GMT -5
@surfsupshreds on chirpy.
Put me in, Kip. I’ll fight in every match in the card if it means I’m leaving with more gold.
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 15, 2024 18:50:35 GMT -5
@bigmackattack on Chirpy
I’ll put up with Chance if it means I got a shot at becoming Two Belt Mack again. Arizona, can’t wait to partner with you. See ya then.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Feb 15, 2024 19:33:12 GMT -5
@thelastsatyr on Chirpy
Can't believe I'm agreeing with Chad and Mack here, but I'm more than ready for double-duty if it means double gold. You better not mess this up for me, Bradley.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 15, 2024 20:21:08 GMT -5
*Troglo is in his room and Huggy is perched on his head*
Huggy: *sighs*
Troglo: What wrong?
Huggy: Pierre's first match back is teaming with his former little brother... and we all know how they split...
Troglo: Huggy... sad?
Huggy: *nods*
Troglo: *gives Huggy a squeeze and a headpat*
Huggy: Thank you Troglo... I needed that...
Troglo: *grins while scratching his beard*
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Feb 16, 2024 2:47:00 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVE CONOR CAINE SEEMS TO BE RUSHING HIS REHAB... BUT WHY? "The Relentless One" is ignoring doctors' orders so he can get back to the ring in a hurry, rumours report. BY SCOTT MILLAR
When Conor Caine lost his JWA World Heavyweight Title to Arizona Chance at last year's Guts and Gory, all reports suggested that we wouldn't be seeing The Relentless One on JWA tv for 9-12 months. However, since news of Conor's successful knee surgery broke on Glory a couple of weeks ago, concerning rumours are circulating that Conor is ignoring his physician's advice to rest and recuperate and is instead pushing his rehab hard in order to return to the wrestling ring.
Nothing official has been shared by Conor's camp, and his medical team are bound to silence by doctor/patient confidentiality, so we're unable to get a definitive report on Caine's current medical status and, more importantly, his reasons for this reckless return to training which leaves only one option: Rampant speculation!
Does He Have The Itch? Perhaps the simplest explanation: Conor Caine is just addicted to the job and can't wait to get back to the ring. He wouldn't be the first wrestler who's ignored medical advice and stepped between the ropes to do the one thing he loves more than anything else in the world!
Is He Hellbent On Re-Claiming His Title? Imagine going from being the number one guy in the hottest wrestling promotion on earth to complete obscurity in just one night: wouldn't you want to get back to the limelight as soon as humanly possible? Maybe Caine is trying to blaze a trail, not only back to the JWA but to the Title Belt he lost last year?
Is It Personal? Sticking with the idea of falling from fame to obscurity, who would Conor blame for that? Arizona Chance beat Conor for the title, using a Spinning Toe Hold that surely injured his knee past the point of all hope. And, speaking of, it's been widely speculated that the knee injury first manifested in a match with Penguino last year, when one half of the Tag Team "Forever Champs" took Caine out with a modified chop block. Maybe gold isn't Caine's motivation, but revenge?
Does He Plan To Retire? When Caine was forced to take injury leave back at Guts and Gory, he had only been with the JWA for about eighteen months. It's reasonable to assume then that there's still time left on his contract, the length of which is unknown. However, what if Conor was happy to take the injury as a sign to leave wrestling for good? A successful surgery means he'd have to return to the ring eventually. But if Conor wants to hang up his boots, maybe he's rushing back to either (a) finish out the term of his contract or (b) get himself reinjured in hopes that this one will be bad enough that he won't be able to see out his contract and can then hang up those size thirteens for good?
What do you think Conor Caine's motivations are? Let us know in the comments!
Read more from the JWA on Buzz-Fed.com: Tag Team Mad Dash Lottery: Our pick for which team will come out on top! Super Glory Main Event: We rank the five participants' chances of winning the title (Number One will surprise you)! AWOL End: Where in the world is The Dutch Destroyer?!
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