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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Feb 1, 2024 4:59:06 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 1, 2024 8:40:48 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Duke Mongoose is backstage following his match at Destiny. He is holding an ice pack on his head. He is clearly upset)
Duke: Big Daddy Duke should be on top of the world because me and my boy Penguino just retained the World Tag Team Championship yet again, further cementing our legacy as the forever champs, but instead I'm in medical and I'm pissed off!
(Duke throws the ice pack off camera and the sound of pottery breaking can be heard)
Duke: GOAT BOY! You wanna attack Big Daddy Duke after the match? Are you looking for another ass-whooping? Last I checked I've beaten you every time we've been in the ring together. Everyone knows that I'm not a hard guy to find, so if you're looking for another fight, all you've got to do is ask! Right now you need to calm down and call your grandmother, because the title aspirations of Lego Del Taco are over!
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Post by The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM on Feb 1, 2024 19:32:38 GMT -5
JWA.com Exclusive. In a dark JWA Arena, the Jerkatron flickers on with the DOOM flashing erratically through flashes of a mask and cape. The rest of the arena remains dark as the Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom rushes, sucking wind the whole time, down the ramp to the ring. He trips twice but does not fall. By the time he arrives at the ring he is gassed and slowly climbs the steps. He enters the dark ring as music fades out and looks around, gasping heavily for air, and bending over into a tripod position.
DOOM: What—- where— what—- where is everybody?
The camera pans to the left where Rod Puttergil sits in the fifth row, the only other person in sight, smoking a cigarette. He looks unimpressed.
Puttergil: Hiya Doom.
DOOM: Sweet Mary Jane, don’t do that! You scared the bejeezus out of me!
Puttergil: So you were expecting an arena full of people, and just one guy’s voice startled you?
DOOM: Yes, yes very much so. Because I was expecting them and then I-I- I was not expecting anyone when I didn’t see anyone. And then I heard you and it was horrifying.
Puttergil: Yea, well. Destiny was yesterday. It was a great show. You should have been there. By the way, turn off the Jerkatron on your way out. I have no idea how you turned it on and got out here so quickly, but uh… I’m heading home.
Puttergil ashes out his cigarette and walks away. Doom is still trying to catch his breath, looking around to see if anyone else is there.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Feb 1, 2024 22:02:55 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where today we catch you up on everything you might've missed at Destiny.
Sal: Indeed Toni, and congrats on winning the AOE Hardcore Title.
Toni: Thank you, Sal. As for our guests today, we have Artemis and Legado Del Infierno. To start off, we have The Huntress, Artemis!
Artemis walks out, flanked by her masked Hunters
Sal: Artemis, thank you for joining us, first and foremost, would you like to introduce us to your Hunters?
Artemis: Sure, they are Ganymede (Red Eyes), Deimos (Yellow Eyes), Phobos (Blue Eyes), and Oberon (Green Eyes).
Toni: All named for various moons then, fitting. Well, starting off on the Destiny review, what are your thoughts on Red Pirate Rogers vs Mack Caliber.
Artemis: Mack has clearly put himself in title contention, taking out the runner up of the J-1 Pinnacle. Obviously not the top of the list, but he should be considered.
Sal: Speaking of title contention, how about the World Title match?
Artemis: A double-pinfall that arguably keeps Chad Shredsbury at the top of contention for the Battle Royale PPV.
Toni: And Daisy Turner against Jessie Aldean?
Artemis: I'd say congrats, but as far as I'm concerned, the best-case scenario is for that title to be stripped and given to the actual most deserving woman in JWA. Although I will admit to authoring a guest article for Buzz-Fed cheering the downfall of Daisy Turner.
Sal: And the Prison-Cell match?
Artemis: Let me just wish Sakura Watanabe a pleasant retirement. Maybe she can find something she's a touch better suited for than active JWA competition.
Toni: And what about the tag match, especially the drama going on after that finish?
Artemis: It's unfortunate for Legado Del Infierno, but if Destiny made anything clear, it's that being the goody-two shoes doesn't get you a damn thing here. I'd stick together if I were them, but they need to really learn how to use that numbers advantage properly.
Sal: Thanks for joining us Artemis.
Artemis: The pleasure is mine.
Ganymede revealed a ref shirt on beneath their gear, with Artemis delivering a diving cross body to Toni in her chair. Black Cat rushes to break the pin, followed by Omega and Diablo. Artemis glares at Black Cat before leading her Hunters off.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Feb 1, 2024 22:51:48 GMT -5
Toni: Thanks for the save, Black Cat Black Cat: No problem Toni. Rather see the belt on you than her. Toni: You've had something of a rivalry with her as of late, any idea why? Black Cat: I won Celebrity Wheel of Riches, and got a jump on her for that title. Guess she's just a bit upset at me seemingly having her number in terms of competition. Sal: Not unlike how Winter Hex seems to have yours then? Black Cat rolled his eyes at that comment.Toni: Either way, we got the Destiny review from Artemis, how about we go into more detail with you three. First off, the obvious question, how are you three feeling after the match. Diablo: We're all good physically speaking, but I'd be lying if I said we weren't expecting to walk out of Destiny with those belts. Sal: And as for that attack on Duke? He wasn't even the one who picked up the pin. Omega: I have too much respect for Penguino to attack him like that. But, none at all for Duke. Couldn't be bothered to learn our group name, yet I bet he still thinks Arizona's going to just give him a chance for the World Title before Super Glory: Battle Royale. Toni: Well, some, most notably Duke himself, would say he has a claim to that chance. Omega: And when it comes to facing Arizona, I have a prior claim. Look, I've never been the best when it comes to handling frustration, so after my plans for winning the Pinnacle went up in smoke, I tried to take a step back and reevaluate. I looked for my next path, and that ended up being me, Diablo and Black Cat helping Red Pirate Rogers and "Lord" Taylor Thorin against the former Mutiny, and that worked out up until I was at the receiving end of an Atomic Flying Penguin. Sal: Some have said that there just wasn't a good energy for the faces last night. Omega: For me at least, it's felt like that for lot longer. There are times where I wonder what would've happened if I just played the role I was "supposed to". I got my debut win against Chief Buffalo, I got the big win over Arizona Chance. Then I decided to take my rightful place at the front of the line for Conor Caine's title, and that's seemed to have cursed me. Toni: Do you really believe that? Omega: I don't. The curse would've been sitting back in the quagmire of the likes of the Beeman Family I was dealing with. If anything has been made clear to me, it's that it takes big, impactful, decisive moments to make sure I get what I want. What I deserve. Sal: And that's why you attacked Duke. You wanted, and feel you deserved, recompense for Duke's disrespect. Whether you won the match or not, you weren't going to let Duke walk out of Destiny without leaving your mark. Omega: Yeah, left a mark. And that, frankly, isn't enough for me. I want Duke to bleed. I want Duke to remember what it's like to give everything he has in the tank. If he wants to jump ahead of me to get a shot at Arizona's World Heavyweight Title, then that's what it's going to take. Omega turns to the camera directly.Omega: Duke, if you're tough as you think you are, then I challenge you to a First Blood match.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Feb 1, 2024 22:53:15 GMT -5
Artemis rushed back in as Toni rose to shake Omega's hand, rolling her up so Ganymede could count a quick 3. ARTEMIS IS THE NEW AOE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Tasha West had joined a few officials in trying to separate Artemis from Toni. Black Cat took advantage of the moment to roll up Artemis. Diablo held back Ganymede as Tasha counted the 3. BLACK CAT IS THE NEW AOE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Security pulled Artemis and Ganymede away as Toni rolled up Black Cat, Tasha again counted the 3. TONI CRUISE IS THE NEW AOE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Black Cat gave a chuckle, helping Toni to her feet.
Toni: Well, that's all we have time for. See you next week on The Blip!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 2, 2024 12:25:57 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
(Duke Mongoose is in a gym somewhere doing bench presses in the background as Chet Desmond approaches)
Chet: Duke! Can I get a word once you finish your set?
(Duke angrily racks his weights and sits up)
Duke: CONSARNIT, CHET! Never interrupt Big Daddy Duke when he's hanging & banging!
Chet: I apologize, but I wanted to get your reaction to Omega Satyros' challenge for a First Blood match.
Duke: First blood match?
Chet: Yes, where the first person to bleed loses.
Duke: I accept! I'll see you in the ring on Glory, Goat Boy!
Chet: Really? You accepted that without hesitation.
Duke: The jokes on Goat Boy. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Now get lost! I've got 40 more sets to get through!
(Chet gets up and walks away as Duke begins aggressively bench pressing)
Chet: I guess we'll see if Kip makes it official, but it looks like we've got a first blood match signed for Glory!
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Feb 2, 2024 14:21:29 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***(Duke Mongoose is in a gym somewhere doing bench presses in the background as Chet Desmond approaches) Chet: Duke! Can I get a word once you finish your set? (Duke angrily racks his weights and sits up) Duke: CONSARNIT, CHET! Never interrupt Big Daddy Duke when he's hanging & banging! Chet: I apologize, but I wanted to get your reaction to Omega Satyros' challenge for a First Blood match. Duke: First blood match? Chet: Yes, where the first person to bleed loses. Duke: I accept! I'll see you in the ring on Glory, Goat Boy! Chet: Really? You accepted that without hesitation. Duke: The jokes on Goat Boy. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Now get lost! I've got 40 more sets to get through! (Chet gets up and walks away as Duke begins aggressively bench pressing) Chet: I guess we'll see if Kip makes it official, but it looks like we've got a first blood match signed for Glory!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 2, 2024 15:33:50 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed for Glory - Duke Mongoose vs. Omega Satyros in a first blood match! Other matches for the month of February are in the works as well, so stay tuned!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Feb 5, 2024 14:53:38 GMT -5
JWA.Com Exclusive
Toni: This episode of Glory we have some exciting things planned with our main event match being a first blood match between Omega Satyros and Duke Mongoose. Who will prevail in the end of a sure to be gruesome fight. Also tonight will be the last time Sakura Watanabe steps in a JWA for her retirement ceremony planned by Daisy Turner. She has allowed those who want to, to join the ceremony. Here is a preview about that
(The video package plays with Hikaru Nara in the background. It goes through her years in wrestling highlights moments from her rookie years, teaming up with Kyoko, winning the SUNDOM Tag, winning the SUNDOM World. There is a scene from a promo included from around 2017 "私はこのスポーツが大好きです。 このスポーツは決して私を離れることはありません。" It then goes on to highlight some more high profile wins, then her journey in the Daisy World Cup followed by getting signed. And all the important moments in JWA that shaped who Sakura is today)
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 5, 2024 16:06:23 GMT -5
OOC: iykyk
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Feb 6, 2024 0:15:02 GMT -5
A vignette begins playing, showing Omega in a gym, training for the match on Glory.
Omega: Duke Mongoose. Your 'legacy' precedes you. A cocky S.O.B. who's JWA resume has two tag title reigns, with different guys because no one can stand to associate with you long enough to win them back. And you've gotten a few cracks at the World Title, from your first match back at Fortune and Glory 2022 to...Guts and Gory 2022. No wonder you're riling for a World Title match again. The closest you've gotten to that was falling short in this past years J-1 Pinnacle.
Footage of the Pinnacle begins playing.
Omega: Speaking of the Pinnacle. I have to imagine you think you'll walk into and out of Glory tomorrow night without much issue. But there's something different about this matchup compared to that one. It's First Blood, meaning that Cobra Clutch ain't going to go too far in securing you the win. And, as it's No DQ, there's absolutely nothing stopping me from giving you the beating you've deserved for years. And I guarantee, you won't make it out of Glory with that used-to-be pretty face in tact.
The Pinnacle Footage catches up to after the end of Omega's match with Red Pirate Rogers, showing his kick to Sean Beeman. The footage then skips to the 4v4 match before Destiny, showing Omega delivering an equally brutal kick to Kenny Wynn.
Omega: One way or another, you're leaving Glory with a crimson mask.
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Post by “Heartbroken” Mack Caliber on Feb 6, 2024 11:54:40 GMT -5
JWA.com
I’m standing in front of Fountain Square in Indy talking into my phone’s camera.
Yo, y’all gonna want to tune in to Glory. Imma let y’all know the next chapter of my story. I’m back, can’t be stopped, about to be back on top And if you ain’t down with what I’ll say, you’re probably a cop.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Feb 7, 2024 20:21:11 GMT -5
A loud cut is heard once Glory is officially off the air, Diablo and Black Cat rush down to the ring. It wasn't evident from the tv or from the announce booth, but Omega wasn't bleeding red. Leaving the medical staff attending to him confused.
Diablo: Hell of a match there Omega.
Black Cat: Absolutely. Maybe you knocked some sense into Duke over there.
Omega sat up, a gash of gold streaked across his face where Duke had landed the last chain shot, as well as gold draining from one nostril, the result of that loaded running big boot.
Black Cat: Uhh...
He passed a towel over to Omega, letting him wipe up some of the blood and take a look at it, seeing the color. Omega was left speechless at the sight. Diablo and Black Cat helped Omega to the back while medical staff helped Duke to the back. In the medical area, Diablo and Black Cat noticed what appeared to be a tattoo on Omega's back that hadn't been there before the match. A series of 6 golden olive branches, in two sets of three, with a golden Caduceus (symbol of Hermes) stood between them.
Diablo: Well, look at that.
Black Cat: Looks a lot like a turnbuckle and ring ropes.
Omega still didn't have means to put words to the experience.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Feb 8, 2024 1:47:56 GMT -5
A loud cut is heard once Glory is officially off the air, Diablo and Black Cat rush down to the ring. It wasn't evident from the tv or from the announce booth, but Omega wasn't bleeding red. Leaving the medical staff attending to him confused.Diablo: Hell of a match there Omega. Black Cat: Absolutely. Maybe you knocked some sense into Duke over there. Omega sat up, a gash of gold streaked across his face where Duke had landed the last chain shot, as well as gold draining from one nostril, the result of that loaded running big boot.
Black Cat: Uhh... He passed a towel over to Omega, letting him wipe up some of the blood and take a look at it, seeing the color. Omega was left speechless at the sight. Diablo and Black Cat helped Omega to the back while medical staff helped Duke to the back. In the medical area, Diablo and Black Cat noticed what appeared to be a tattoo on Omega's back that hadn't been there before the match. A series of 6 golden olive branches, in two sets of three, with a golden Caduceus (symbol of Hermes) stood between them.
Diablo: Well, look at that. Black Cat: Looks a lot like a turnbuckle and ring ropes. Omega still didn't have means to put words to the experience. OOC: intriguing character development, Omega! The back tattoo in particular is nice touch. However, the introduction of the golden blood in Midweek Misc, after Duke wrote the finish, feels post hoc. Did you tell Duke you were planning this development for your character before/during the match? It’s kind of important for any match, especially one like this where the match gimmick and your character development are explicitly linked, that you inform your collaborative partner what you have planned: at least so that they don’t step on your toes, and at most because they can help you get your spot over. The story of the match is competitive but, like in actual pro-wrestling, the writing is collaborative. Which is all to say, keep the readers in the dark, but not your opponent. Of course, if you just realised the character potential after the match and came up with this just now, it’s understandable how things played out and kudos for a brilliant piece of work.
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