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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Feb 26, 2024 13:06:06 GMT -5
OOC: Please tell me this is a reference to "Alice? Who the **** is Alice?" Most definitely!
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Feb 27, 2024 15:29:26 GMT -5
OOC: Please tell me this is a reference to "Alice? Who the **** is Alice?" Most definitely! OOC: I'm taking responsibility for this.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Feb 27, 2024 16:21:49 GMT -5
OOC: I'm taking responsibility for this. OOC: Fair point. Brad texted me those lyrics out of the blue and apropos of nothing last week and the song had been stuck in my head since!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Feb 29, 2024 8:39:38 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
I want to thank my boy Penguino and Johnny Kobra for force-feeding me Pedialyte during Glory last night. Big Daddy Duke will be back and better than ever next week to figure out which team of clowns is going to win this circus!
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Post by Kip Whistler on Feb 29, 2024 12:40:01 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! Red Pirate Rogers & The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM will face Omega Satyros & Bad Luck Bradley in the Mad Dash Tag Lottery Finals on the March 5/6 edition of Glory! Who will advance to face the "Forever Champs" at Super Glory? Tune in to find out!
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 1, 2024 9:44:22 GMT -5
BUZZ-FED.COM EXCLUSIVE BREAKING DOWN THE LATEST SHOVEL VIGNETTE The References To Arizona Chance, Mack Caliber, Red Pirate Rogers And More That You Probably Missed In JWA's Second "Shovel Vignette" BY SCOTT MILLAR
This week's episode of JWA Glory featured a second "Shovel Vignette" starring the mysterious, shovel-dragging man at a crossroads. Brief and very cryptic, you might have mistaken it for just a weird video about a guy crossing the street at night, but our sleuths here at Buzz-Fed have spent the past couple of days analyzing the clip and have discovered some hidden references contained within that might better explain the purpose of this instalment in the "Shovel Man Saga" (as it's being called online).The Right Hand Path:When the man takes a look down the road that forks right, we're given some background noise alluding to what might be down that path. Our tech team were able to isolate some of the noises heard and this is what we've been able to decipher...- Mack Caliber - It's distant, and there's some reverb added, but the iconic opening to Caliber's entrance music is unmistakeable once the other sounds have been removed.
- Duke Mongoose - Again somewhat distorted, but far off in the distance - among some chants that we'll touch on next - you can hear a soundbite of Mongoose's famous sign-off, "Call your grandmother..."
- Jessie Aldean - Some of the other chatter heard is the unflattering chant of "Jessie Sucks," which could have been lifted from any recent appearance of the Mean Queen.
The Left Hand Path: When "Shovel Man" turns to the road forking left, we get a different soundscape and here is what we managed to catch from it...
- Red Pirate Rogers - It didn't take much audio manipulation to distinguish the cannon burst that marks the Crimson's Corsair's entrance to the squared circle!
- Arizona Chance - Much like with Duke Mongoose on the Right Hand Path, we can hear Chance's sign off of "Nobody chase's the gold..." when all other noise has been removed.
- Daisy Turner - Daisy's entrance music has been sped up and only plays briefly just before the view down this road ends.
With these references in mind and the obvious color coding of each road, it seems that Shovel Man is being presented with a choice about how he wishes to align himself in the JWA: he could join the heels down the (red coloured) right hand path, or he could walk with the faces of the (blue coloured) left hand path. Instead, as we saw, the mysterious character chose neither path and instead walked into the dark unknown - the other side of which lies a city. So what can we make of all this?
Whoever the character is (and we speculated about that previously), it seems like he's intent on doing things differently when he eventually turns up in the JWA... but when will that be?
Did you spot any other JWA references in the segment? Let us know in the comments! Read more from the JWA on Buzz-Fed.com:A Change of Fortune? Bad Luck Bradley and Omega Satyros come out on top at Glory! Waves Under The Bridge: Could 'Big Waves' reunite?! Mongoose Gets Loose: Duke partied too hard at the "Forever Champs" celebration last week!
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Mar 2, 2024 3:31:17 GMT -5
JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE BLB SHOUTS IN A BATHROOM
Brad is in a well-lit room, tiles behind his head. His face has bandages, stitches, yellowing bruises and cuts. Despite this, he is enraged, quite unlike himself. Shades of the recent match.Brad: Chest, you low-down dirty scoundrel! What type of person dares to call themselves a good human and throw their body into a crowd of innocents? I was your opponent in that match, not Amazonia Change. Not Shaq Berman, not Mark Lamarr, not Mick Calligan, not my Grandma. I'd dig it if you went for Martha, I completely understand that, but she wasn't your target, I was. He takes a breath and attempts to right himself. He fails. Brad: And you, Pepe! I thought you were a man of conviction! I thought you had morals. To shake the hands of that animal after that vicious attack is nothing short of pathetic. I'd expect more of a man of your size, but I guess it's true what they say: inside, you're just a tiny worm pretending to be a giant. He cannot seem to hold it in.Brad: Mick Calligan, I thought better of you too! Calling an assault on defenceless ladies dope? Shame on you, Calligan! His anger flares once again.Brad: Listen up, Chest, you coward: I beat you that night, and I beat you clean. It don't matter what you do in your life... hang a ten, win a belt, live happy... the one thing that will define you is the time you put the lives of two elderly people, plus my Grandma and Martha in danger. You're lucky Alpharius dragged me off you. You needed a god to save you that night and you're lucky you had one in my corner. Not a thousand horses could have taken me away from you. Not a ten count. Not a loss. Not a championship. Not a job. Nothing. I would have lost them all to see you lose your career. He sighs and finally finds calm.Brad: And I apologise for the beating I gave you, I do. I lost myself and it will not happen again. Unlike you, I am a better man. I don't delight in hurting folk and I certainly don't enjoy handing out pain. I try to be a good man, I do. I sometimes don't do it right... In fact, most times don't do it right, but I look after those who can't seem to look after themselves. So I apologise. I should have been a man as big as the man that Pepe claims to be. It will not happen again... but if it does, it won't be you hanging your surfboard up, no way. If it happens again, you won't be able to hang nothing. Not your head, not your boots, nothing. All that will be hung will a plaque saying, " Here lies Chest. He attacked old ladies. He is not missed." Brad puts on his sunglasses to hide his bruised eyes. Brad: And if we cross paths again, it will be as equals, or as close to equals that a monster like you can be, Chest. And if you deign to touch those I love again... well, for those you call close, those foolish enough to love you, I'll be happy to give them a bit of bad news. Offscreen, a door knocks.Grandma: Bradders? You've been in there for a long time. Brad: Go away, Grandma! You know I have a bashful bladder! Martha: Bradley, you'd better not be doing what I think you're doing in there! Brad: I'm dropping a deuce, Martha, go away! Martha: God is watching, Bradley. Remember I caught you- Brad: Martha, go away! I'm pinching a loaf! You're going to make it go back in!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Mar 2, 2024 9:53:31 GMT -5
*I'm in the soundproof part of Killie's to respond to Bradley's video*
Bradley... I'll try to keep it concise... I'm sorry for shaking Chad's hand even after what transpired I let the nostalgia of Big Waves take over my mind... if you want to have a match against me depending on the results of the finals my schedule is clear
*I turn off the camera and take a deep breath*
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Mar 3, 2024 17:12:41 GMT -5
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Mar 5, 2024 8:11:35 GMT -5
Legado Del Infierno is in the training room. Brad is in the background, pounding away at a punching bag.
Black Cat: Damn, wouldn't have expected that much fury to be packed in there.
Omega: I know, but I'm worried he's still wrapped up in anger over what happened last week.
Diablo: So what're you going to do to refocus him on tomorrow's match?
Omega: No clue yet. I'll think of something while we're training.
A few hours pass, Brad seems to have gone through 3 punching bags already, a crudely drawn face scrawled on, it could possibly be anyone.
Black Cat: Well, good workout everyone, Brad's still going away at those punching bags, eh?
Omega: Yeah, can you make out the faces on them?
Black Cat: I have a hunch it's meant to be Chad.
Omega: I'm thinking the same
Diablo: So, figure out how you're going to refocus that?
In the background, Brad is seen biting the ear off of a fourth punching bag.
Omega: I might, but it'll take a bit of time, a bit of skill, and a bit of luck
Omega texted the plan to Black Cat, who heads out to get started. Omega's not wanting to risk Brad getting clued in on what he has planned. It's the next day, the day of Glory, and Legado Del Infierno has met back up at Killie's. Troglo rushes out from his living quarters, excited about seeing them.
Troglo: Mask Friend. Big Match Day!
Omega: I know. I hope Pierre's not too bugged after last week.
Troglo: Troglo talk with Big Friend. Not bugged, just sad about making Badly feel bad.
Omega: Well that's good, can you ask Jax for our regular orders?
Troglo: Can do Mask Friend!
Brad walks out of the restroom.
Brad: You said you wanted to show me something Alpharius?
Omega: Yeah, it's about our match tonight.
Omega hit play on the video showing Red Pirate Rogers and Chad Shredsbury reveling at Killies. Black Cat had doctored the footage, borrowed from Jax from nearly 2 years prior, to make it look like it was from within the past week.
Brad: I can't believe Roger the Pirate would willingly hang out with the likes of Chest.
Omega: I don't know if Chad will even be at Glory tonight, so lock in so we win this match, then you can take out more of your aggression on Duke in the Tag Title match. After that, you can go all in on giving Chad all the hell he deserves.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Mar 6, 2024 23:02:48 GMT -5
~Winter Hex Productions~
BIG NEWS!!!!!! In this current day of age with hurricanes, atom bombs, ongoing wars and epidemics of paralytic poliomyelitis, thus must not worry anymore as we have one true savior to the modern world... The star of JWA, "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex is here to save the day. Her presence alone will save this current decade. On the next episode of Super Glory! "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex will be answering all of the JWA adoring fans' questions about her life and her aspirations for the future. Come sign up now any question big or small is accepted. This could be your only chance to be mentioned by the greatest intergender wrestler on the planet. Scratch that, the greatest professional wrestler on the planet. Don't let your life be ruined by missing this opportunity.
Live Q&A!!!!Send in your question... NOW!
~Fin~
(OOC: If you guys want to send in questions, just give me a PM)
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Mar 7, 2024 1:48:45 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 7, 2024 8:43:55 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! Red Pirate Rogers & The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM will challenge Duke Mongoose & Penguino for the World Tag Team Championship at Super Glory!
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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Mar 7, 2024 12:44:31 GMT -5
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Mar 8, 2024 22:47:52 GMT -5
***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
Diablo, Black Cat, and Bad Luck Brad can be heard calling for Omega in the background, a phone camera set up in a hidden corner of the JWA Studios, focused on Omega, his back turned to the camera.
Omega: Arizona, you really tried to make that math add up tonight. That concussion must've messed you up more than the docs thought. Honestly, for your wife's and daughter's sakes, it might be worth it to take that into consideration. Because you have four men in that match who will do anything to get that belt for themselves. I'm sure plenty of folks are wondering why I didn't break up that pin, sending Red and DOOM move on to tag title match...
Brad can be heard entering the room, although not seen on the camera.
Brad: Alpharius! There you are. It was a close one tonight, we'll get 'em next time
Omega: It didn't go how I was expecting. I'm surprised you kept such a level head with Rogers.
Brad: Why wouldn't I? I was in JWA when Roger and Chest battled together for control against the Apocolytes. And I do my own filming and editing for my promos, so I can tell when a video is edited.
Omega: But the Chad scrawlings on those punching bags?
Brad: Those were of Juicy Mongoosey. I get why you'd think I was hyper focused on my issues with Chess, but I was never overlooking the rest of our tag title path. I talked with Roger after we left Killies', he got a kick out of the attempted ploy. I'm just really touched you cared enough about me to try and help me zone in on tonight's matchup.
Omega: Brad, no.
Brad: I'll check and see what Grandma and Martha are getting cooked up for tonight.
Unseen to Omega, Diablo and Black Cat enter the room, hearing Brad had found Omega.
Omega: Brad, stop. I gave you a chance. I didn't want to do this at the start. I hated you since you derailed my Pinnacle run. But last week gave me hope that it'd end up working out. Sure, I had to save your ass from getting counted out alongside Chad, but that fire make me think there was a shot. I didn't see that fire during our match tonight. You spend more time getting buzzed off of the high-flying moves Diablo worked on with you, and you flubbed nearly all of them.
Brad: Alpharius...
Omega: If you hadn't gotten lucky and knocked into the ref repeatedly in your flailings, then that would've cost us the match, your selfish obsession with hitting those high-risk moves rather than just simply breaking up the pin. So in the following moments, I decided I needed to see just how much of that fire was left, and clearly it had burned out, given you succumbing to the pin. I'm not one to take stupid risks like that. If I couldn't trust in your ability for the tag title match, then I needed to sacrifice something so I can make sure I'm focused on the World Title match. Maybe in the future, but right now, I can't afford to have anything holding me back.
Omega walked out of the room, Black Cat following behind him. Diablo gave Brad a pat on the shoulder before following after Black Cat and Omega.
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