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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on May 3, 2024 20:39:53 GMT -5
@blackcatjwa on Chirpy
@yourcommand really went and Streisand Effect-ed himself with that slash fic comment, because I did a bit of research, and it seems that "particular segment" of the fanbase really ran with it. Genuinely curious why he brought that one up.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on May 6, 2024 21:51:29 GMT -5
***AOE MONDAY NIGHT SHOWTIME***
Caliburn: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm excited to say that the AOE Hardcore Title is back on Showtime. And speaking of returns, Black Cat from our sister company JWA, who is the current title holder, announced a big match on their Mania show over the weekend.
Tim Hoss: And that match is a gauntlet match for that Hardcore Title. And the first two in this fight will be Marvelo and Adrian Muse.
The bell rings and Marvelo and Adrian begin battling. Marvelo manages to dodge a clothesline before nailing Adrian with a Hardstone Hook, sending him reeling and ultimately down to the mat for the three count.
Caliburn: The next man up is Wally Saratoga. Calling it right now. Wally doesn't stand a chance.
Marvelo immediately takes Wally out with Simply Marvelous. Wally tries to argue with the ref, but it falls on deaf ears. Stone Shephard rushes the ring, nailing Marvelo with a steel chair before the bell for their leg of the match officially sounded. He picked Marvelo up for Crisis of Fate, but Marvelo managed to push out and roll him up to seize the win. Shephard nails him with another chair shot for the road.
Tim Hoss: Black Cat seems to have gotten some luck as he drew final fight for this gauntlet match.
Caliburn: Especially with Stone Shephard dismantling Marvelo before Black Cat even needed to lay a finger on him.
Black Cat is cocky as he puts a single foot on Marvelo, who managed to raise a shoulder just before the three count. Black Cat is annoyed, dragging a worn Marvelo to his feet, nailing him with a Lights Out DDT before locking in the Lutte Special. Marvelo doesn't tap out but ultimately succumbs to the hold. Black Cat celebrates as the crowd boos their chosen hero being vanquished on this night.
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Post by Thumper Moore III on May 7, 2024 10:09:00 GMT -5
Arizona is seated in front of his former trophy wall, now his Wall of Shame. Plastered on it are various photos of the attack by Domination Inc of their attack on Rogers and himself. In his high backed leather chair, Arizona holds up his JWA World Championship.
So, a new group has formed. I’d like to take a minute to address each one of you individually.
Conor… after the war we had… let’s just say I’m disappointed. You were on top of the world, ready to re-assume your place at the top of the JWA card, and instead you decide to take the low road. So much respect, so much good will with fans, so many years of work to make yourself the best man you could, all straight down the drain. You’re still a bad man, but being a bad guy doesn’t suit you.
Omega… you are still a rookie. I understand why you’d want to jump at the chance to align yourself with not one, but two former JWA champions. But I thought you came here to pave your own way and be your own satyr? Trust me when I say that leading your own group with Diablo and Chat Noir made you stand out far more than being just another guy behind two world champs. But, like Conor, you decided to flush that down the toilet.
Caliber… my God, man. You’re world title material. Two-belt Mack. You made me leave JWA once upon a time. And here you are, playing second fiddle not only to Winter, but also to Conor. You’re physically intimidating, but your mental toughness is pathetic.
And, Winter… let’s face it, you’re on a roll. You’re the only one this alliance makes sense for. You’ve won every match you’ve ever had against men, but you’ve needed backup, and now you have it in spades. I look forward to meeting you in the ring, but know that I’ve got enough favors ready to call in that if you make it more than one on one, you will regret it.
So, Domination Inc… you’ve declared war. Are you ready for one? First battle is tonight.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on May 7, 2024 11:59:39 GMT -5
@thelastsatyr on Chirpy
The video auto plays, showing Omega in his car in the JWA parking lot
Arizona, while I could let my actions speak for me, I don't want anything to get lost in translation. Just like Red, you decided you wanted issues. I get it, his fragile ego couldn't handle a bit of criticism not even directed at him, and you had to step in to help a friend, in spite you never doing so for so many times it's happened before. And while you want to paint us as just following Conor Caine's whims, we're all on the same level, and right now, that level is beating a lesson of respect into you old guard bastards.
But as for you and me specifically, I'd love to step in that ring 1v1 right now, where you've never properly beaten me. You've only been able to steal a win in a 5-way match you only won because Diablo decided to betray my plan. But Winter Hex has more than earned her shot at the title, and I trust Winter Hex enough to know she's going to shut your old ass up.
Oh, and if you know what's good for you, and your family, keep Black Cat's name out of your mouth, especially when you seemingly only have interest in glorifying the worst years of his life. Now I'm not going to dignify that hellhole by naming them, but there's a reason Black Cat changed the name of his finishing submission to the Lutte Special. While you and Red pride yourselves on doing the bare minimum of not torturing everyone lower than you in the pecking order, the vets he suffered through there nearly made him quit this business altogether. Not because he couldn't handle it, but because, like you, Red, and Diablo, they couldn't handle the job of being proper mentors.
You say we're going to war, I'd say it's going to be a massacre, with Domination Inc. standing tall.
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on May 7, 2024 13:01:41 GMT -5
So, Domination Inc… you’ve declared war. Are you ready for one? First battle is tonight. We pan away from the screen playing Arizona's promo, to Toni Cruz and Conor Caine who have been watching along backstage at JWA Studio. Caine is smirking, while Toni looks extremely nervous, like she doesn't know what to expect from Conor.Toni: Do you have a response? Caine: I have nothing to say to the man who took my title and ran it into the dirt, but I will take this opportunity to clear up any confusion for the rest of you. Domination Incorporated isn't my stable: as the name suggests, it's a collection of the most dominating wrestlers in the JWA. We're a syndicate... a commission. Each member is independent, but we're united by a common ethos - that the most powerful deserve to reign. So I don't speak for anybody, and I don't dictate the direction of the crew. Nobody is here to neuter a behemoth like Mack Caliber, we're here to support him - make him more powerful than ever. And he's here for the rest of us the same. And that's the thing Toni, if Mack, Winter, Omega or I were forbidible before, we're each unstoppable now! "First battle?!" Ha! The war's already over, you're just too proud to realise you're dead. Caine laughs and walks off. Toni looks like her skin is crawling.
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Post by Daisy Turner on May 9, 2024 6:54:57 GMT -5
(setting: Killer Divas Recording Studio)
They ran through a few songs and after they finished, they packed up their equipment
Bassist: Hey Daisy, how did that conversation go with that Diana girl?
Daisy: Huh? Oh! Yeah, it was alright. We just had a nice talk about the future of the Women's Division
The Drummer & Guitarist give each other looks
Guitarist: Daisy, I hate to sound rude but are you sure you can trust her?
Daisy: What do you mean? She sounds nice I'm sure I can trust her, hell she paid for my meal.
Drummer: I know but, she's Artemis' closest friend, which personally I didn't even know that could exist. Y'know, the friend of my enemy is my enemy.
Daisy: But what if this is different? What is the friend of my enemy is my friend. and Diana seems to be a nice lady. You know there are scenarios where there is one kind hearted friend in a friendship right?
Guitarist: We know that, it's just that you've been deceived before and we don't want it to happen again
Drummer: We're not saying to completely avoid her, it's kinda impossible with Artemis going AWOL and Winter doing other things it's either Diana or Pageant Queen. We just don't want you to get too attached to her. She's not going to be the next work bestie like you and Sakura. Speaking of which, how is she?
Daisy: Sakura? She's doing fine. She actually sent me an invitation to work 2 show at SUNDOM. Night 1 she wants me to compete in a Rumble and Night 2 to go after the Artist of SUNDOM Championships. From what the invitation tells me, I'll be teaming with Nanako Miyasaki & Mieko to go up against the Cool Chicks. So I'm looking forward for that.
Bassist: Well that's awesome. We'll wish you good luck for that and just don't take what we say with a grain of salt. She may not seem like it now, but she seems to be bad news for you and possibly for your JWA Women's World Championship
The other band members walk out to head home while Daisy stays for a bit to think then packs up and heads out.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on May 9, 2024 7:06:51 GMT -5
~Winter Hex Productions~
Toni: Well Winter, you first heard the news from Mick LeRay and it seemed like you were a bit shocked from the announcement, I was just wondering if I could grab a few words from you about your reaction. How do you feel about being named the #1 Contender for the JWA World Championship
Winter: Well Toni I'd like to say I'm shocked and very grateful for this opportunity. But I'm not, I mean we all knew it would be me in this position. I pinned Veronica Chance in the MAIN EVENT of Crash Carnival, and I've gotten a lot of motivation since then. And now I finally get the opportunity to take him on 1-on-1... +4. I mean who knows what Conor, Omega, Mack or Bruce would do so I can't be accurate in this response. But soon you'll be looking at the new JWA World Champion. I'll make history as the only person to win both the JWA Women's World Championship and the JWA World Championship and after that? TOTAL DOMINATION!! I'd probably go for those Tag gold to become Triple Crown Champion. I've made a lot of history over my time. Undefeated, against any man, first Woman to ever main event a PPV (that doesn't include a battle royal), first woman to ever win a main event on a PPV and soon... First woman to win the JWA World Championship. Gear up Chance, because your 'chances' have just gone down. *she snaps her figures* Cut!
Toni: Wait, but I didn't fi-
~Fin~
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Post by Kip Whistler on May 9, 2024 11:26:50 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Who wants to step up and face Troglo on the May 14/15 edition of Glory? Surely someone in JWA is tough enough to accept the challenge!
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on May 9, 2024 17:43:16 GMT -5
@bkackcatjwa on Chirpy
If Troglo's looking for a fight on Glory, I'm game for a fight. Not sure I'll be able to clear a Hardcore Title defense for it, but I'm sure any fans with at least half a brain will enjoy it.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 9, 2024 22:25:03 GMT -5
@troglosmash on Chirpy
@bkackcatjwa TROGLO FIGHT PUNY CAT MAN
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Post by Kip Whistler on May 10, 2024 8:33:54 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
It's official! Troglo will make his return to the JWA ring on the May 14/15 episode of Glory and he'll be taking on The Black Cat!
P.S. Who taught Troglo to use Chirpy?
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on May 10, 2024 10:38:51 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on Chirpy
@bookitkip Jax did
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on May 10, 2024 11:02:17 GMT -5
JWA.COM Exclusive
New training footage shows what's next for The Mean Ex-Queen...Jessie Aldean
Gym footage shows Jessie lifting weights, pushing a tackling sled, doing cardio, pushing the same sled the opposite way this time with Chief Buffalo on it, and working hard.
She bends over tired, when Chief Buffalo walks over:
"You wanna quit?"
Jessie is quiet for a moment then nods.
Buffalo doesn't say anything...then says "You wanna do that more than you wanna get revenge?"
Jessie stares up at Buffalo then grabs him in a hip toss and transitions to a scissors arm lock, until he gives a quick yowl and she stands up... "that answer your question?" (she spits) "get back on the sled..."
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on May 11, 2024 10:53:56 GMT -5
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Post by Daisy Turner on May 12, 2024 10:07:58 GMT -5
@daisyturnerjwa
Double Champ babyy!!!
*Picture included of Daisy Turner holding both JWA Women's World Champion and 1/3 of Artist of SUNDOM Champion alongside Nanako Miyasaki & "The Battle Doll" Mieko (It's literally a sex doll)*
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