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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Apr 12, 2024 7:48:15 GMT -5
***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
Artemis and her Hunters are in some kind of planning room. She scans her Hunters.
Artemis: What was your job with this match.
Deimos: Ensure you won.
Artemis: More specifically.
Phobos: Me and Deimos was to soften Daisy up. Oberon's was to hold of the Killer Divas, Ganymede's was to blind Daisy.
Artemis: And who failed to achieve with their jobs.
Oberon: Me and Ganymede.
Artemis turns to an unmasked Ganymede.
Artemis: So, Joel. You came to me in part because you wanted to prove you were more than just the bastard who cheated on Daisy. You wanted to prove she was in the wrong, and you were in the right. You wanted to prove you were more than that. Well, you failed.
Artemis delivered Wrath of the Hunt to Joel and threw him out of the room.
Artemis: Oberon, you are on notice, one more falter and you're out like Joel.
Oberon shook his head, silently unmasking himself to reveal Jonny Powell, he walked out, seemingly to help Joel. Artemis turned to Phobos and Deimos, fury in her eyes at what he had just done. Before she could speak, they both unmasked, revealing themselves as the Malarkey Brothers.
Randall: I'm sorry, but this isn't working...
Artemis just saw red. She took the chair Joel had been sitting in and smacked it across Randall's back. William Malarkey tried to get her to stop, turning pale when he saw the fury in her eyes. She grabbed the back of his head and threw him through a window. She then through Randall through the same window and let out a gut-wrenching scream, agonized that her plans had fallen apart so brutally.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 12, 2024 14:23:45 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
RE: Next week's match with DOOM, I'm not in danger, I AM THE DANGER! Watch Mania this weekend to see what I mean.
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Post by Penguino on Apr 18, 2024 12:12:29 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy
Now it’s hard to decide to pick between the Mongoose or the snake but I assure you my decision will be well made after the tag match next week. I hope you two can stand each other for another week
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Apr 18, 2024 23:36:11 GMT -5
***AOE BOOBTUBE CHANNEL***
Tasha West walks into frame. After winning the AOE Hardcore Title on the March 9th Episode of JWA Mania, she's ended up maintaining quite a long reign with the belt.
Tasha: Roth? Roth, where are you? We've got a referee meeting to sort out who's covering what matches at Crash Carnival.
A light shines down, revealing a seemingly unconscious Rothburn Sallie.
Tasha: Roth? What's going on?
Black Cat appears behind Tasha, planting her with a Lights Out DDT. Sallie hesitates to count the three.
Black Cat: Count it!
He counts the three.
Black Cat is the NEW AOE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Black Cat: Sorry Tasha, but you knew the risk of acquiring this belt.
Black Cat heads off as Tasha comes to, and is immediately annoyed with Rothburn Sallie for his part in the plot.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 19, 2024 6:42:31 GMT -5
@penguino on chirpy Now it’s hard to decide to pick between the Mongoose or the snake but I assure you my decision will be well made after the tag match next week. I hope you two can stand each other for another week @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Big Daddy Duke makes no guarantees, my boy. The decision between the two should be easy. Mongoose is the King of Snake! OOC: For the impatient, skip to 1:54
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 21, 2024 16:39:04 GMT -5
JWA.COM ExclusiveWhere did Jessie Aldean go after she left Chief Buffalo?JWA Nation saw another scene of Ladie's champion Jessie Aldean (the self proclaimed, Queen of Mean) seemingly ignoring preparations for her upcoming title defense against Daisy Turner. While her manager, the big bad Chief Buffalo, failed to get her attention, something else clearly has turned the "Queen"s head.
Cameras captured the following scene in the hallway just after the main event
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(Cameras show Red Pirate Rogers and The Greatest Wrestler of DOOM walking down the hallway away from the arena floor, Rogers is advising DOOM about their title defense then he says something overly complicated about going to the bathroom: "I must needs avail myself of the lord chamberlains water closet commode-idations" (or something like that))
DOOM stands there unsure and then there's a clatter and he swings around to catch a falling figure...Miss Jessie.
"Oh, deary me...I must have missed a step there...(looks up at DOOM with her sultriest expression) good thing you were there to save the day" (DOOM looks confused.)
"I'll be honest," Jessie continues, "there's no way I could miss a man like you. (She lets a finger caress his strap) You certainly caught my eye. Just my kind of man...big..."(DOOM looks confused again) "And hey...I'm a champ, you're a champ...if you combine it...well...think about...I know I have (Again she tries turning on the charm, but DOOM is dumbstruck)
"See you later, big guy" (She struts away and Rogers returns to find a stupefied DOOM).
*** Is Miss Jessie angling for a different kind of Pirate? After her romance with Chief Buffalo, it may not be surprising that The Greatest Wrestler of DOOM seems to be her type. Will this make it difficult for the Pirates of DOOM to coexist? Will it give Jessie an advantage against Daisy Turner? We'll see at Crash Carnival!
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Apr 21, 2024 16:51:28 GMT -5
@blackcatjwa on Chirpy
Well, it seems Artemis was right on the money with Jessie going right back to her two-timing ways.
I'd feel bad for Chief Buffalo if it wasn't so obvious.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 25, 2024 11:24:43 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy
If that sorry excuse for a tag partner Penguino has any guts, he'll accept my challenge for a match this week on Glory. I'm going to give him the whoopin' Papaguino should have given him years ago!
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Post by Penguino on Apr 25, 2024 16:21:57 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy If that sorry excuse for a tag partner Penguino has any guts, he'll accept my challenge for a match this week on Glory. I'm going to give him the whoopin' Papaguino should have given him years ago! Reply by @penguno on chirpy Alright challenge accepted, I suppose we’ll see who really was the problem, the one who took the pin fall or the one who carried the team through the longest tag title reign in JWA history
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Apr 26, 2024 21:15:01 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where today we catch you up on everything you might've missed at Crash Carnival.
Sal: And what a show it was.
Toni: Thank you, Sal. As for our guests today, we have Artemis and Black Cat. To start off, we have Artemis!
Artemis walks out, seemingly unfocused.
Sal: Artemis, thank you for being here today.
Artemis: Of course.
Toni: Well, let's get right into it. What are your thoughts on the Women's World Title match between Daisy and Jessie?
Artemis: I didn't watch it. Why should I waste my time watching two women fighting for my title. If those weak fools would've done their job, I'd be the one with the title. It should have been me getting my hand raised at the end of that match.
Sal: Well, Daisy said...
Artemis: I don't care what she has to say! I should've been in that match, not her.
Toni: So, you have no thoughts on Daisy givi...
Artemis gets up, losing her cool.
Artemis: Have I not made myself clear?! I didn't come on this show to talk about Daisy ******* Turner!
Artemis slams her fist down, shattering the glass coffee table on The Blip set. She moves towards Toni before security moves in and drags her off.
Sal: Well, that was, unexpected. We'll get this cleaned up and have Black Cat in next.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Apr 26, 2024 21:56:03 GMT -5
**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**
Toni: And we're back, with AOE Hardcore Champion, Black Cat.
Black Cat: Thank you for the welcome Toni.
Sal: Well, with Artemis's outburst there, there's still three matches to review. First off, your thoughts on the Tag Title match?
Black Cat: Penguino carried Duke through basically their entire reign, and Duke was the one who ate the pin. Duke lost them that match.
Toni: I admit, I'm a bit shocked by you choosing that take.
Black Cat: The correct take? Duke ruined the Forever Champs, plain and simple.
Sal: Well, on to the Mixed Tag match between the Chances and Winter Hex and Mack Caliber.
Black Cat: Well, The Bygone Era certainly made clear their intent to end Arizona's third title reign, and I suspect that'll be happening soon.
Toni: I'll say this, you have a knack with names. Now for the match I figure you were watching closest. Omega and Diablo's Mask vs. Mask Inferno match. Any reason you weren't out there for the match?
Black Cat: I'll just say, everything went according to plan. It wasn't my moment to interfere with.
Sal: Interesting. With Omega and Conor Caine seeming to have joined forces, are you worried about getting lost in the shuffle with Omega?
Black Cat: Would you ask Veronica Chance if she's worried about that? Vinny Bambino when Bambi was in the Women's Title scene? Mack or Winter? I'd get asking that to Buffalo in regards to Jessie Aldean, or hell, anyone who's been with Jessie Aldean, but no, I'm not worried. I know exactly where me and Omega stand with each other. I have absolutely no reason to be worried.
Toni: Well, I guess I wish you well in that, and in your 3rd AOE Hardcore Title reign.
Black Cat: And I'm glad you're aware you shouldn't try with me to get it back.
Sal: Okay... That's all we have time for, see you next time on The Blip
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Apr 27, 2024 3:58:10 GMT -5
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Apr 30, 2024 13:54:38 GMT -5
Arizona and Veronica both lie face up on their mattress in the bedroom of the palatial estate in the Sedona Desert. Arizona rolled over to his side to face Veronica, revealing several bandages across his back from the kendo stick shots. Veronica has an ice pack on her neck, knee, ankle, and shoulder.
“Why the hell do we do mixed tag matches again? I think I heard Maddie watching the same episode of Bluey for the twelfth straight time. One of us should go get her.”
“You first, Mr Franchise.” Veronica attempted to meet Arizona halfway for a kiss, but groaned as she attempted to move.
Arizona leaned over further and lightly pecked her on the cheek. “You were great out there.”
“But I took another pin in another mixed tag match, and you should pick someone else next time, if it comes up again. I’m a terrible wrestler.” Veronica looked like she was in even more pain emotionally than physically.
“Well, you don’t have the accolades I do, but if I can be completely honest— I’d rather lose with you than win with anyone else.” Arizona leaned in for another peck, but was instantly shoved away by Veronica.
“I know you better than that, you dumbass. That’s loser talk. You’d rather win than lose with anybody! All this talk about how these other guys embarrassed you and you had clippings on the wall for months— you’re gonna put another one up, cause Winter is going to come for your title, and she’s gonna take it if you have that attitude! Oww…” The sudden burst of adrenaline ended and Veronica slumped back onto the bed, shifting her ice packs around agitatedly.
Arizona laid back again, wincing at his own wounds. “You’re right babe. I need to focus. But first… MADDIE, GET OUT OF THE FREEZER, YOU’VE ALREADY HAD THREE POPSICLES TODAY.”
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on May 2, 2024 0:43:29 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on May 2, 2024 11:32:34 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
As a result of the events of this past week's Glory, the main event for May 7/8 will be "Relentless" Conor Caine, Omega Satyros, and "The Debonair" Mack Caliber vs. Arizona Chance, Red Pirate Rogers, and The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM!
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