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Post by Wrestling Watcher Weekly on Mar 26, 2024 6:02:16 GMT -5
WRESTLING WATCHER WEEKLY EXCLUSIVEConor Caine Aligns Himself With Controversial Doctor, Charles Zamboni, To Get Medical Clearance
By James Seltzer Conor Caine produced documentation on Mania last weekend to say he is medically cleared to compete. This paperwork has been submitted to JWA officials, and sources report that the doctor who signed it is the controversial physician Dr Charles Zamboni.
Zamboni was at the center of a scandal in the early 1990s involving Mr Fantasy and such wrestlers as Dude Brohan, which included allegations of preferential treatment by Zamboni towards athletes that breached ethical and legal guidelines. Zamboni managed to evade any criminal repercussions and retain his medical license, but his reputation was destroyed - Tabloids at the time branded him “Doctor Sham-boni.”
However, despite his checkered past, Zamboni is technically still a licensed physician whose medical opinion is supposed to be considered valid. This puts Kip Whistler and the JWA in a precarious position: do they respect Zamboni’s assessment (and avoid a potential lawsuit if they discredit him on national television) or reject Caine’s medical clearance and keep him off the active roster? Sources suggest the decision will be made today and announced tonight on Glory.
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Post by Dyno on Mar 26, 2024 14:01:49 GMT -5
OOC: All I can think of is this now...
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Post by Kip Whistler on Mar 28, 2024 7:41:44 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed for the April 2/3 Glory will be Conor Caine vs. Chad Shredsbury!
The April 9/10 Glory will feature a mixed tag pitting Mack Caliber & Winter Hex against Arizona & Veronica Chance!
The April 16/17 Glory will be an Anarchy Rulez Match between Daisy Turner & Artemis where the winner will go on to challenge for the Women's World Championship at Crash Carnival!
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Mar 28, 2024 22:32:40 GMT -5
~Winter Hex Productions~
Winter Hex is sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee next to the black and white fireplace
Winter: Well it seems to me that my free will has just been taken away from me. I was going to accept that mixed tag team match against the fake actor Arizona Chance and that prude Veronica Chance however that booker decided my decisions for me!
But whatever. I am actually looking very forward to this bout. I'll show that my business relationship with Mack is way strong than the soon to be broken down married couple. I finally get my hands on that fake actor, the fraud to the industry and the counterfeit thespian known as Arizona Chance and lets be honest with ourselves, Veronica Chance will be no problem at all. She hasn't beaten the dusty, crusty, musty Daisy Turner and she only has a slightly better record than Joshi girl with her biggest "win" being a draw. Daisy whooped her ass twice, someone who I've beaten before and now I'm so much better than Daisy, I know I can beat you
So alas, what have we learned from comment? That Veronica has made the wrong decision in stepping out of retirement. She should've stayed home and looked after the hell spawn. Which reminds me *she snaps her fingers* Bruce!! Take care of the problem
Bruce: Yes your starriness
~Fin~
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Post by “Charismatic” Conor Caine on Mar 29, 2024 15:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Mar 30, 2024 13:37:33 GMT -5
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 1, 2024 15:59:40 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
BREAKING NEWS: The Mixed Tag Team Match pitting Arizona & Veronica Chance against Mack Caliber & Winter Hex will now headline the upcoming Crash Carnival PPV!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 4, 2024 7:38:42 GMT -5
OOC: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHY ARE WE ENEMIES JUICY MONGOOSEY BOY HOWDY LOVE ME A MACCY CHEE SAMMICH @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Why are we enemies, Brad? Your ignorant ass doesn't realize there's a difference between SPAGHETTI and MAC & CHEESE! If you had a real Nonna, she'd be ashamed of you! ALSO Whistler had better get me a match with that clown DOOM after the stunt he pulled with my car!
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Apr 4, 2024 8:13:52 GMT -5
***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
Artemis is with a few production team members backstage, getting cleaned up when a camera person walks up with Toni Cruise.
Toni: Well, Artemis, seems like Daisy got the upper hand on you tonight.
Artemis: She caught me with my guard down, that much is true. But she also proved exactly how shallow that punk rock persona is. Last week I brutalized her back with a lead pipe and a Bow and Arrow. This week she chucked an empty trash can at my head, doing little more than making me lose my balance, and poured kitty litter over me. Kitty Litter. This bitch is trying to show off how "Anarchy Hardcore" she is, and she resorts to kitty litter. I'd be more embarrassed if it wasn't such an empty attempt at showing how different and new she is, but she's the same vapid wannabe that she's always been, almost as vapid and emptyheaded as Jessie Aldean.
Artemis takes the mic from Toni and turns to the camera.
Artemis: Daisy, tonight you stupidly tried to demean me by correctly comparing me to vicious predators. If I'm a lion, or tiger, then you're screwed next week when I destroy your little punk rock career by tearing out your throat. And as for you Jessie. You're nothing but looks with Chief Buffalo winning your matches for you. When I win next week, I want a title match that will ensure that Chief Buffalo can't try and screw me out of my title again. That "perfect" smile of yours will taste the steel of a cage you won't walk out of.
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Post by Kip Whistler on Apr 5, 2024 17:47:05 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Just signed for the April 16/17 edition of Glory: Duke Mongoose vs. The Greatest Wrestler OF DOOM! It’s a preview for the World Tag Team Championship match at Crash Carnival, but which man will gain the momentum for their team?
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Apr 6, 2024 12:32:31 GMT -5
OOC: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHY ARE WE ENEMIES JUICY MONGOOSEY BOY HOWDY LOVE ME A MACCY CHEE SAMMICH @mongooseisloose on Chirpy Why are we enemies, Brad? Your ignorant ass doesn't realize there's a difference between SPAGHETTI and MAC & CHEESE! If you had a real Nonna, she'd be ashamed of you! ALSO Whistler had better get me a match with that clown DOOM after the stunt he pulled with my car! OOC: IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU JUICY? NOT EVEN CLAIMING OOC?
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Apr 7, 2024 9:49:24 GMT -5
@mongooseisloose on Chirpy Why are we enemies, Brad? Your ignorant ass doesn't realize there's a difference between SPAGHETTI and MAC & CHEESE! If you had a real Nonna, she'd be ashamed of you! ALSO Whistler had better get me a match with that clown DOOM after the stunt he pulled with my car! OOC: IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU JUICY? NOT EVEN CLAIMING OOC? OOC: Man, I don’t even know anymore with you.
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Post by Artemis/Lady Gallus on Apr 8, 2024 20:02:11 GMT -5
***JWA.COM Exclusive*** Artemis is stood on the roof of JWA Studios, where a small group of talent and fans have gathered to watch the eclipse.
Artemis: In the past, it was said that the eclipse was a bad omen. And this one is for you, Daisy Turner. Tomorrow night is Anarchy Rulez. You act like you're some embodiment of anarchy, but you are not. You're still the sickeningly saccharine ray of sunshine the idiots of the JWA audience claim to adore. I refuse to wait for that sun to set, so tomorrow night, I will block it out. And in two weeks' time, at Crash Carnival, like the corona of the eclipse, I will have my crowning moment. My glory will eclipse that of any woman in this company who'd dare stand in my way.
Totality of the eclipse begins, sending the video into darkness.
Artemis: This eclipse will only last a few minutes, but my reign will never be stopped.
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Post by "The Closer" Omega Satyros on Apr 9, 2024 18:52:43 GMT -5
@jwaofiicial on Chirpy
@elinfiernodiablo has just arrived to the JWA Studios, and he has some questions for @blackcatjwa
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Apr 10, 2024 9:17:27 GMT -5
*Troglo is in his room rocking back and forth*
Troglo: Mask Friend... hurt other Mask Friend... Troglo hate when friends fight... *Troglo lets out an inhuman roar in a mix of anger and sadness* TROGLO NOT KNOW WHO TRUST ANYMORE!!!
*Jax startled by Troglo's rampage goes to check on him*
Jax: Trog... is everything alright?
Troglo: MASK FRIEND HURT OTHER MASK FRIEND!!!!! *Troglo breaks down crying*
Jax: *hugs Troglo tightly*
Huggy: *wordlessly hugs Troglo as well*
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