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Post by Kip Whistler on Jun 13, 2023 17:26:59 GMT -5
JWA World Tag Team Championship - One Fall - No Time Limit
"Lord" Taylor Thorin & Duke Mongoose (c) vs. Pierre The Enormous & Chesteron Shredsbury vs. Chief Buffalo & The Professional Wrestler OF DOOM vs. "Relentless" Conor Caine & Mack Caliber
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 13, 2023 17:39:53 GMT -5
*Rapture by Ross Bugden plays as Big Waves makes their way to ringside*
Troglo: Troglo stay back in case puny men come....
Pierre: Good idea big guy
Chesterton: *throws a hang loose sign Troglo's way*
Troglo: *confuzzled but does the hang loose sign back*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jun 13, 2023 17:49:04 GMT -5
(The intro to "Palladio" by Escala plays and segues into the chorus of "Calling Dr. Love" by KISS as the champions make their way through the curtain to an incredibly loud negative reaction from the JWA Studio)
LeRay: The champions coming out second? That's unusual. Normally the champions' prerogative is to come out last.
Beeman: M'lord and The Duke are no dummies! They don't want to come into the ring when the three other teams are already out there and get jumped! At least this way they can keep an eye on everyone.
LeRay: That actually kind of makes sense for once.
Beeman: Thanks. I try.
(Tembleberry and The Earl of Jackson hold the ropes open and Thorin & Mongoose step into the ring, posing and strutting about, and generally being pompous jerks)
LeRay: Unfortunately we've got Tembleberry and The Earl at ringside once again.
Beeman: In a match that's going to be this chaotic, I doubt you'll even notice them.
LeRay: I guess we'll see, as we await the entrances of Relentless Aggression and The Tag Team OF DOOM.
Beeman: The Tag Team OF DOOM might be a while. I heard Buffalo is still trying to get DOOM to leave the locker room. Something about not wanting to walk past some cheese or something.
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jun 13, 2023 20:42:04 GMT -5
LeRay. As we await the arrival of half the competitors in this match it looks like the champs and the former champs are exchanging some words in the ring. There’s certainly no love lost between these two teams.
Beeman. Well, with the downward spiral Big Waves have been on, another loss here has gotta put them out of title contention once and for all.
LeRay. That could be so, but Chesterton’s win last week could mean a turning of the tide for the former champions. No pun intended.
Beeman. Be that may, LeRay, M’Lord and the Duke are giving them
What for right now. Look at Thorin getting right in the face of Chesterton. I wonder what he’s saying.
LeRay. Well, whatever it was, Chesterton must not have liked it. He just clocked Thorin right in the mouth.
Beeman. M’Lord!
LeRay. Mongoose blasts Chesterton in retaliation and now Pierre is choking Duke! Boy, has the hatred grown between these four!
Beeman. That was an unprovoked attack! This is sickening! Once again we don’t have all the competitors here and Shredsbury is starting trouble! He should be fined and suspended for that!
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Jun 13, 2023 22:05:51 GMT -5
chief buffalo is seen bringing DOOM to the ring
DOOM keeps bumping into things. he seems to be blindfolded (to avoid seeing the cheese, but is keeping it on just in case more cheese appears). buffalo is livid and yelling at both mongoose and pierre...he leaves doom groping for the edge of the ring reaches into his singlet and starts chucking blue cheese crumbles at the other teams)
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 13, 2023 23:40:16 GMT -5
*I belch blue cheese breath at DOOM and he is reeling*
BeeMan: Disgusting....
LeRay: Well that's one way to get offense in
*I grab Duke and Thorin and make them collide*
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jun 14, 2023 3:53:30 GMT -5
The ruckus in the ring is interrupted by Mack Caliber's music, and the fans go crazy for Big Daddy Mack. He waits by the curtain, then Conor Caine's music hits and The Relentless One walks through the curtain to a sustained cheer from the fans. Mack and Caine look around the fans, then to each other, then to the ring...
LeRay: Relentless Aggression are smiling to one another! I think they're looking forward to this competition!
Beeman: Those two thugs are giddy at the idea of carnage - they disgust me!
Mack and Caine share a fist bump and rush the ring; they slide under the bottom rope and join Big Waves in laying into Mongoose, Thorin and Buffalo. Mack goes to knock DOOM off the apron, but he can't bring himself to hit a blindfolded man. Instead he looks around and sees a chunk of blue cheese on the mat; he picks it up, taps DOOM on the shoulder and as DOOM lifts the blindfold, Mack flicks the cheese right into his face.
LeRay: My god! You'd think that cheese was made of moon rocks, the way DOOM bumped off the apron!!!
Beeman: That's an attack with a foreign object! Instant disqualification! His Lordship and The Duke retain!!!
LeRay: But Sean, the bell hasn't been rung yet. This match hasn't officially started!
Beeman: And just who is refereeing this travesty?! Why am I not surprised, the ancient Frank McCorry! Get it together, Frank!!!
McCorry is having no luck in getting things under control as the rest of the competitors brawl in the ring.
LeRay: What a war of the giants, as Pierre at Buffalo go at it!
Beeman: And look at Conor Caine and Mack Caliber assaulting Duke Mongoose - this is grotesque!
LeRay: A dropkick from Shredsbury sends Thorin over the top rope and now The Welsh Waverider is assisting Pierre in dispatching Buffalo! The Chief is knocked out of the ring!
Beeman: Look at this! Caine with an Irish whip sends Mongoose to Caliber, who back body drops The Duke out of the ring!
The fans are going crazy for the action and Big Waves and Relentless Aggression drink it in for a second before turning to each other. They all square off, but McCorry gets in the middle and sends each team to opposite corners.
Beeman: Better late than never, but McCorry is finally going to get this match started.
LeRay: That's right, Sean, and it's Shredsbury and Conor Caine to start things off. These two haven't shared a ring since the JWA title match Crash Carnival where Conor Caine won the belt. The fans know it, and they're pumped to see what happens next!
The bell rings and the match is officially under way.
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jun 14, 2023 5:35:16 GMT -5
LERAY: "It looks like Thorin starts for the champions, with Mack, Pierre and the Chief starting for the challengers."
BEEMAN: "I still don't know how it's come to this LeRay! It's totally unfair on the best champions the JWA has seen!!"
LERAY: "That's debatable!"
Thorin looks down his nose at the other three in the ring while on the outside, Tembleberry and Jackson try to get the crowd behind his Lordship...to a negative reaction as expected. The 4 men in the ring pause for moment to eye each other up before the 3 challengers turn as one to face Thorin...until Chief nails Pierre with a vicious elbow to the giant's jaw staggering the big man! Mack is momentarily distracted by the two monsters going at it and Thorin takes the chance to nail Mack with a forearm of his own, sending Mack into the ropes.
Thorin goes to whip Mack across the ring, but Mack reverses and backdrops Thorin out of the ring! Mack follows his Lordship to the outside. Meanwhile Pierre and Chief are slugging it out, neither giving an inch!
LERAY: "It's a frenzied start to this match!"
BEEMAN: "Can someone check on my Lord?! He landed hard!! Tembleberry...do your job!!!"
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jun 14, 2023 6:30:22 GMT -5
OOC. To keep in stride with both of the different openings we had…
LeRay. Pierre and Buffalo barrel into a corner wailing and one another with heavy blows that take them over the top rope! Meanwhile Chesterton Shredsbury and the JWA Champion have now locked up in the center of the ring. Conor Caine slaps a side headlock on the Dude of Wales, but Chesterton shoved him off, but Caine stops himself at the ropes and holds up a finger as of to say “Not today”. Shredsbury shrugs and charges the champ, who ducks under and backdrops Chesterton over the top. But Shredsbury lands on the apron behind him and springboards back in to dropkick Conor Caine in the back.
Beeman. Boring! Hey Tembleberry, how is his Lordship doing over there?
LeRay. Caine is back on his feet quickly and looking to tie up with Chesterton once more, but Duke Mongoose runs in the like freight train and clotheslines both men to the canvas!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Jun 14, 2023 7:27:18 GMT -5
LeRay: Duke is quick to pick Caine up and hits a bodyslam on the Champ!
Beeman: Now Chesterton is to his feet and he gets hit with a neckbreaker.
LeRay: Conor Caine is struggling to get up but a running kick to the head puts him down again!
Beeman: And one for Shredsbury!
The fans are booing Mongoose relentlessly, and he turns to taunt the crowd.
LeRay: Mongoose takes his eye off the ball and Caine and Shredsbury kip up simultaneously!
Beeman: Turn around, Duke!
LeRay: Mongoose is between a rock and a hard place as Caine and Shredsbury position themselves on opposite sides… and now Duke sees Conor Caine is on his feet!
Duke turns to face Caine and, again simultaneously, Conor and Chesterton rush Duke.
LeRay: Shredsbury with a chopblock from behind at the same time as Caine hits a clothesline from the front, and Duke Mongoose is almost turned inside out!
Beeman: It’s best to fight and roll away, as Duke wisely exits the ring to avoid the pin!
The fans are cheering but Caine and Shredsbury waste no time in locking up again!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 14, 2023 7:37:39 GMT -5
*Buffalo and Pierre continue to brawl on the outside clubbing and roaring at each other*
Buffalo: STAY DOWN!!!!!
Pierre: NEVER!!!!!!!!
Buffalo: *hocks a loogie in my face*
Pierre: *enraged I take off Troglo's sweatsock and put it on my arm.....*
LeRay: Are we gonna see it.....
Beeman: I hope not.....
Pierre: *I make Buffalo smell the sweatsock and he reels back which gives me an opening and I charge at him*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Jun 14, 2023 9:24:15 GMT -5
(Duke rolls into the ring and tags Thorin, then rolls back out where he is tended to by Tembleberry and The Earl)
LeRay: Quick tag by Mongoose, and Thorin is the legal man. Caine maneuvers Shredsbury into a backslide, but Shredsbury blocks it! Hold on, what is Thorin doing?
Beeman: Proving his superior wrestling intellect!
LeRay: His Lordship sweeps out the legs of the two competitors, who are still entwined in that backslide, and he rolls them both over onto their shoulders! A double pin!
*One...Two......*
LeRay: DOOM breaks it up at the last possible second!
Beeman: What the hell! Isn't there some cheese somewhere for him to be terrified of?
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Chad Shredsbury
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Jun 14, 2023 10:47:54 GMT -5
LeRay. The Greatest Professional Wrestler of Doom isn’t done just yet. Thorin is waving a finger at him as if he wasn’t supposed to be trying to win this match. And a slap across the face of Doom staggers the massive masked man.
Beeman. Nice alliteration, LeRay, are we gonna have a spelling be next? All respect to TGWOD but he has that one coming for disrespecting m’L -OH MY GOD!!
LeRay. Yes, Doom didn’t like that one but and he lays one of the biggest power bombs I have ever seen on one half of the tag champions.
Beeman. Now is the time this guy picks to finally execute a move properly? Seriously?
LeRay. There’s no time like a title match to deliver the goods, Sean. But he better watch out. Chesterton springs off the second rope with a beautiful disaster kick! But Doom catches him!
Beeman. He’s cradling the mimbo like a baby! Would you look at that?
LeRay. And Doom hurls Chesterton over his head and behind him with a standing last call!
Beeman. But Shreds lands on top of Thorin! No no no! Don’t see it Frank, don’t count it!!
LeRay. One-two- and Thorin knows kicks out!
Beeman. Why is everybody doing this to the champs? What are Tembleberry and the Earl doing out there?
LeRay. Tending to Mongoose.
Beeman. Well they better get somebody else on the payroll then. This simply will not stand!!!!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Jun 14, 2023 11:18:44 GMT -5
OOC: Chesterton truly the himbo of the JWA
LeRay: I don't even know who's side you're on at this point....
Beeman: The one that's winning!
LeRay: You are a strange little man....
*Meanwhile Buffalo is dizzy from Pierre charging at him*
Buffalo: Pretty.... *he falls over*
LeRay: TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: *ever the opportunist I hurl Buffalo into the ring*
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Post by "Lord" Taylor Thorin on Jun 14, 2023 15:01:31 GMT -5
OOC. To keep in stride with both of the different openings we had… LeRay. Pierre and Buffalo barrel into a corner wailing and one another with heavy blows that take them over the top rope! Meanwhile Chesterton Shredsbury and the JWA Champion have now locked up in the center of the ring. Conor Caine slaps a side headlock on the Dude of Wales, but Chesterton shoved him off, but Caine stops himself at the ropes and holds up a finger as of to say “Not today”. Shredsbury shrugs and charges the champ, who ducks under and backdrops Chesterton over the top. But Shredsbury lands on the apron behind him and springboards back in to dropkick Conor Caine in the back. Beeman. Boring! Hey Tembleberry, how is his Lordship doing over there? LeRay. Caine is back on his feet quickly and looking to tie up with Chesterton once more, but Duke Mongoose runs in the like freight train and clotheslines both men to the canvas! OOC: Sorry - had to write that in between meetings so took me best part of 3 hours!! |
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