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Post by Kip Whistler on Sept 12, 2023 16:10:30 GMT -5
JWA World Tag Team Championship Match - One Fall, 60 Minute Time Limit
Duke Mongoose & Penguino (c) vs. Pierre The Enormous & Chesterton Shredsbury
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 12, 2023 16:37:22 GMT -5
*I lumber my way to the ring with Chesterton on my back*
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 12, 2023 18:03:26 GMT -5
("Fatal Charm" by Bill Idol plays and as soon as it kicks into gear Duke Mongoose struts and prances his way down to the ring. Aside from his usual ring attire, he is also wearing a Tuxedo Sam shirt. The fans, as always, boo the ever living be-jeezus out of Duke)
LeRay: Big Waves have made their way to the ring, and here comes one half of the champions. Duke is wearing a shirt that perhaps indicates some sort of solidarity with his tag team partner?
Beeman: I don't see why. Duke shouldn't have to coddle the bird brain now that they're the champs, Penguino should just do his job and help keep those belts! Speaking of which, have you seen Penguino at all recently?
LeRay: Now that you mention it, he HAS been absent as of late.
Beeman: It doesn't matter! Duke can defend these titles single-handedly if necessary.
LeRay: Is that so?
Beeman: Of course it is! Now let's just hope he doesn't have to prove it...
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Post by Penguino on Sept 12, 2023 18:34:33 GMT -5
After Dukes song ends “Where My Mouth Is” plays and Johnny Kobra and Penguino come out looking oddly serious and walks down with intention of retaining the tag titles. While the two are entering a screen appears on the JWA-a-tron saying Penguin Kai’s moto “Strike First” “Strike Hard” “No Mercy” with no mercy being highlighted.
Kobra and Penguino walk into the ring and start talking with Duke Mongoose.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 12, 2023 18:40:41 GMT -5
*I let Chesterton start as the bell rings and I give a sly smile to Penguino as if to say thanks for showing up despite Duke*
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Sept 12, 2023 18:42:28 GMT -5
LeRay. It looks like we are ready to begin here as both teams are in their respective corners and we are waiting to see who is going to start the match. Penguino looks like he wants to start, but Duke seems rather eager to be the man to begin the contest.
Beeman. Of course Duke should go first! He’s the man!
LeRay. Even on the other side, it looks like Big Waves can’t decide who will be the legal man either.
Beeman. Well, LeBiggun better get these guys under control quickly. We need to hav a match here. Not that I’m surprised since three of the participants are nincompoops.
LeRay. I’m sure a select few would free with you. Alright it looks like we are settled here. Mongoose and Pierre size each other up, and… whoa. A blind tag from Chesterton to Pierre’s shoulder and the Dude Of Wales springboard drop kicks Duke to the canvas to get things rolling. Chesterton follows up with a running leg drop.
Beeman. Whatcha gonna do, brother?!
LeRay. That was random. But I get it. And Pierre looks surprised by his partner’s antics but he’s getting back on the apron now I guess we will see what happens next.
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 13, 2023 6:19:05 GMT -5
LeRay: Chesterton looks to press the advantage as he pulls Duke up off the mat, but Duke rakes the eyes!
Beeman: Greco-Roman Optical Lock!
LeRay: That's ridiculous! Referee Jack LeBiggun is giving Duke an earful, but Duke pushes Jack out of the way and drops Shredsbury with a lariat!
Beeman: Serves him right! Doesn't the Dud of Wales know that Duke HATES Dude Brohan? Mimicking him is just going enrage Big Daddy Duke!
LeRay: That seems to be the case, as Duke sends Chesterton across the ring and takes him down on the way back with the Running Neck Breaker Drop! Cover by Mongoose!
*One...Kickout*
(Duke drags Chesterton over to the corner and tags in Penguino, who looks anxious to get into the ring)
Beeman: Look! Duke is willing to let Penguino have some, even though Duke could beat both of these guys on his own. What a guy!
LeRay: Penguino immediately beaks Shredsbury in the... lower abdomen, let's say. The referee admonishes him but Penguino takes Shredsbury over with a snapmare and a dropkick right between the shoulder blades!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 13, 2023 6:40:27 GMT -5
*I hype Chesterton up by thumping my chest*
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Sept 13, 2023 7:01:35 GMT -5
Beeman. Penguino hoists Chesterton up fora vertical suplex. Look at the mimbo staggering around, why is he even getting up after That? The champs might take the Duke right here. And yes, pun intended.
LeRay. You may be right, Sean. Chesterton walks right into a teardrop suplex by Penguino who follows up with a beak peck to the face. That’s unusually vicious for the man bird.
Beeman. His partner is finally teaching him how to win.
LeRay. Penguino now leans in for the cover but Chesterton rolls him into an arm bar, then cartwheels across and makes a diving tag to Pierre! I guess he did have some more in the tank.
Beeman. Coward.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 13, 2023 7:27:11 GMT -5
*I tower over Penguino and look down at him and belly laugh* tiny..... *I powerbomb him repeatedly* UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN! UP AND DOWN!
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 13, 2023 11:27:58 GMT -5
LeRay: After those locomotion powerbombs it doesn't look like Penguino will be able to fight back. Pierre chooses not to go for a cover, rather he's marching around the ring taking in the adulation from the fans here tonight!
Beeman: What a big dummy!
LeRay: Duke Mongoose looks exasperated on the ring apron. I don't think he can believe what he's just witnessed. Hold on, Duke is getting in the ring. He's got Penguino by the flipper and he's dragging him back to their corner. Chesterton is trying to alert Pierre to what's going on, but I don't think he's going to turn around in time to prevent the tag!
Beeman: Nope! Duke tagged himself in and now he's going to show that big dummy how mistaken he was!
(Duke runs across the ring and hits Pierre in the back with a double axe handle. Pierre staggers a bit against the ropes, then turns around, infuriated)
LeRay: Now Duke looks like he's seen a ghost! Pierre is fired up and lunging towards Duke as Mongoose is backpedaling.
Beeman: Run, Duke!
LeRay: It's too late! Bear Hug locked on by Pierre! Duke is having the life squeezed out of him! Meanwhile, outside of the ring, Johnny Kobra is working desperately to help Penguino recover and get back in this match.
Beeman: Work your magic, Johnny! Duke's in trouble!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 13, 2023 12:07:59 GMT -5
*I continue squeezing the bejesus out of Duke*
LeRay: I think his lungs are gone at this rate
Beeman: I hate this....
Leray: Then let me have your job and I'll send you a residual in the mailbox...
Beeman: ...
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Sept 13, 2023 13:13:08 GMT -5
LeRay: Johnny Kobra is up on the apron now. What's this about?
Beeman: I hope he's not forfeiting the match. Duke will never forgive him!
(The referee is distracted conversing with Kobra, who keeps trying to get into the ring. Chesterton also makes his way over to where Kobra is to listen in.)
LeRay: It looks like there's a conference happening over near the Big Waves corner, but I'm not sure what about. Duke looks just about dead in the middle of the ring, still trapped in Pierre's clutches. Hold on a second - what is Penguino doing?
Beeman: I'm not sure, but he's got a steel chair from the front row in his hands!
LeRay: Pierre just let go of Duke in order to try to wrest the chair away from Penguino. While that's going on, Duke is laid out in the center of the ring.
Beeman: It would have done Penguino some good to practice sneaking around. He went right at Pierre with that thing.
(Pierre gets the chair away from Penguino, but before he can get rid of it, Penguino dropkicks the chair into Pierre's chest. The impact is enough to cause Pierre to drop the chair, but little else. Penguino picks up the fallen chair and wraps it around Duke's head before quickly sliding out of the ring)
LeRay: What on earth? It looks like referee LeBiggun heard the sound of the chair as he now turns around to see Pierre standing over the fallen Mongoose who has a steel chair around him! Even Chesterton is questioning why Pierre would hit Duke with a chair!
Beeman: BRILLIANT! That bird brain is going to make sure they keep the tag titles on a disqualification!
LeRay: That's only if Jack LeBiggun believes that's what happened. He can't call what he didn't see, remember?
Beeman: He heard it, LeRay! That should be enough!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Sept 13, 2023 13:20:23 GMT -5
*Chesterton is flabbergasted and I try to explain what happened to him and the ref*
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Post by Penguino on Sept 13, 2023 14:19:06 GMT -5
LeRay "My god based off of what we just saw I think it's safe to say that we have a more determined Penguino here tonight and with Johnny Kobra working with him i think we can assume what the two of them have been planning on their time off."
Beeman 'Well for you more determined must mean smarter because for that Penguino is a genius in my book."
LeRay "Yeah but that book also has Duke mongoose in it so, anyway now on the outside of the ring Penguino has tripped Chesterton Shredsbury off the apron and has now rolled back onto his side of the ring where he tags himself in as Mongoose did before."
Penguino then proceeds to blindside Pierre with a dropkick from behind while he was talking to the referee. Pierre terns around into a leg sweep which sends the enormous one tumbling down to the floor where the humanoid penguin goes to the top rope and hits a brutal flying Penguin and goes for the cover.
LeRay "1.2. no a kickout from Pierre at the last second. Penguino goes over to the ropes thinking of what he can do to end the match now as he can't lift the big man."
Beeman "Look at the smart man thinking. Now Johnny Kobra is next to him giving him assistance."
LeRay "Smart or stupid because now Shredsbury is up and gets tagged in by a crawling Pierre and Chesterton is charging."
Chesterton goes after Penguino with a forward dropkick but Penguino narrowly dodges and it takes out Kobra on the apron.
LeRay "Penguino after seeing his friend get taken out takes advantage with a german, and now a second, and he hits all three rolling german suplexes and now he spins him around, 1,2,three penguinos and now thin ice, and finally Ice fishing into the cover 1.2.
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