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Post by Kip Whistler on Oct 10, 2023 17:21:24 GMT -5
Greetings, grapple fans!
Can it be? Two championship matches in a row? Yes, it is! Tonight we have two best friends going one on one for the JWA Women's World Championship, in the friendliest of all match types - a tables match! Okay, so maybe not the friendliest match type, but that's what we've got by request of Women's World Champion Daisy Turner and her challenger Sakura Watanabe. Sometimes the best of friends can make for the best rivals, and with this particular stipulation, I'm sure we're in for a treat. As I've mentioned previously, we know that Winter Hex and JWA newcomer Artemis will be watching this one very closely. Could Miss Jessie also be waiting in the wings? We've seen that she's been taken in as a "student" with her former associate Chief Buffalo, so seemingly anything is possible!
(The polls will be open for at least 24 hours. It doesn't matter who you vote for, just that you participate!)
Last week we solidified the main event for our Guts & Gory pay per view event, as "Relentless" Conor Caine successfully retained the JWA World Heavyweight Championship against Omega Satyros. It was a hard fought battle, every bit as intense as we expected it would be, and Caine came out on top in the end. Now we know that it will be the "dream match" at Guts & Gory, when Conor Caine will defend against Arizona Chance!
Last week we also witnessed something none of us could have expected, and that was the shocking attack by Chesterton Shredsbury against Penguino, Johnny Kobra, and Penguin Kai. It appears that perhaps they dug a little too deep into the background of Chesterton, or should I say "Chad", and in doing so unleashed a monster. I'm not sure exactly what this all means, but I'm pretty sure Big Waves is a thing of the past. I can't imagine that Pierre or Troglo would agree with Shredsbury's behavior. And what about Duke Mongoose, tag team champion partner of Penguino? What does he think about all of this?
On the subject of tag teams and the tag team championship, Bad Luck Bradley may or may not have made his intentions to challenge for those titles alongside Seph Kobane as the Bad Luck Bros. known over the past week. There was something involving an old west saloon and another that might have been on the set of a 90s sitcom. No one can confirm that any of this actually happened, so we'll just leave it as speculation for now.
Next week we've got a special 5 vs 5 match when Red Pirate Rogers and his Colorful Crew take on "Lord" Taylor Thorin and his East India Trading Company. If you've been watching JWA programming over the past few weeks, you've seen the preparations each team is putting in, and I cannot wait until next week's match!
Let's get the show underway! Get out there and work your gimmick!
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Oct 10, 2023 18:18:15 GMT -5
*Pierre and Troglo are in Troglo's room at Killie's fuming over last week*
Troglo: TINY FRIEND FRIEND NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: I know Troglo I'm mad too....
Huggy: *is frustrated too and lets out some steam by yelling into his sock pile*
Troglo: *he punches my belly as a way to let out steam*
Pierre: *I don't stop him* feel free to use me as a punching bag
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Post by Omega Satyros on Oct 10, 2023 19:44:04 GMT -5
Omega's walking backstage, pauses at the women's locker room to sign up for the Guts and Gory costume contest, then keeps walking, soon bumping in to Toni
Toni: Omega, great timing. What mindset are you in after suffering your first loss in JWA last week to Conor Caine.
Omega brushes past the camera, Toni's insistent.
Toni: Omega, wait...
Omega turns back around.
Omega: I ain't in a talkin' mood right now. I'll stop by the Blip tomorrow, as for now, I've got to work on getting ready for the J-1 Pinnacle.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 10, 2023 19:59:50 GMT -5
The Imperial Carnival plays and out comes Sakura Watanabe descending from the roof
Beeman: I'll admit it, I'm not a fan of Sakura but that has to be one of the coolest entrances ever
LeRay: Finally something positive from you
Barracuda plays and out comes Daisy Turner
LeRay: And here comes the champion
Beeman: With one of the most boring entrances ever
LeRay: And the compliments end there
The two stare off. Sakura takes off the Kimono, Wagasa but keeps the Kabuki Mask on. The bell rings
Beeman: Erm, I'm pretty sure Sakura needs to take off the Kabuki Mask
Daisy as a friendly gesture goes to take the mask off however when she takes the mask off, Sakura tries to blind her with the Asian mist.
Beeman: Damn it was a trap. Go forth Sakura, win the match
Daisy very luckily dodges the mist and as she falls over the two begin to laugh with each other
Beeman: Nevermind. This is a wrestling match, not a girly sleepover. A TABLES MATCH TO BE EXACT!
While Daisy and Sakura continue to laugh Daisy strikes with a kick to the gut followed by a DDT. Daisy walks towards her and Sakura puts on an armbar. Daisy rolls around to get out however Sakura lets go and performs a kick up with on leg hitting Daisy head knocking her down. Sakura then gets down and starts pounding on Daisy
LeRay: You'd think these two hate each other. But they just want the Women's World Championship
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 10, 2023 20:34:42 GMT -5
Sakura grabs Daisy up and Irish whips' her towards the ropes Sakura jumps off the ground ready to hit a dropkick when Daisy catches herself on the ropes causing Sakura to crash to the floor. Daisy and Sakura stare each other down then exit the ring simultaneously. The girls go to opposite aprons and both get out a table setting it up on the floor.
Beeman: Now that's what I'm talking about. Let's get this match over and done with
LeRay: However knowing these two, I don't think they're going to just lose just yet
They both head into the ring and both start fighting. Sakura grabs Daisy and throws her over the top rope. Daisy catches the apron and hits a springboard missile dropkick. Daisy then does the same, throws Sakura over the tope rope. Sakura catches the apron and kicks Daisy in the gut. She then sits a sunset flip
LeRay: See what I mean?
Beeman sighs in disgust
Sakura then goes outside once again to grab another table
Beeman: Why not use one of the other tables outside. Now she's just wasting furniture
Sakura sets the table in the ring, she looks up to find Daisy sliding off the table with a kick to Sakura. Daisy jumps off the table but Sakura shoves Daisy onto the table, lifts her on then goes up to the turnbuckle
Beeman: C'mon Sakura splash her!! Finish this match!
Sakura jumps off but Daisy rolls off the table, Sakura splashes through the table causing to to break
Beeman: Wait? Did Daisy win?
LeRay: Nope! According to official Table match rules. The winner can only be awarded to the person who put their opponent through a table. I.e. Using an offence move to put them through the table. Daisy used a defensive move.
Beeman: So in other words. Sakura put herself through the table which means it doesn't count?
LeRay: Exactly. This match is still going
Daisy reacts quickly and goes outside to find another table
Beeman: Again with wasting furniture. Just use the tables that are already outside!
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 11, 2023 0:54:46 GMT -5
Daisy sets the table up in the ring. While setting the table up, Sakura out of nowhere rises to her feet. Daisy turns around and is met with a solid kick to the face and to finish it off with a kick to the head knocking her down. Sakura looks to ascend to the turnbuckle.
Beeman: Why? Just finish her off already, I want to go home
LeRay: Just sit down and enjoy this match for god sake
Beeman: You know what no, *takes headset off*
LeRay: What are you doing?
Beeman: I'm going to teach these girls how to win a tables match
Sakura hits a shooting star press onto Daisy, then as she gets up she notices Sean Beeman on the apron
Beeman: Sakura, just pick her up and throw her through the table already, just end the match please
Sakura doesn't like being told what to do. She spits the Asian mist into Sean's eyes and dropkicks him, he falls to the outside, through one of the tables at ringside
LeRay: Well you know what they say. Karma is a b-
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 11, 2023 1:09:36 GMT -5
Sakura parades that she put Beeman through the table as the crowd goes wild, she gets blinded by a dragon suplex from Daisy. Daisy the goes up the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault.
LeRay: Hold on is that?
It's Joel walking out. He gets up on the apron to distract Daisy
Joel: Hey Daisy, just letting you know I wrote my name on your contest paper. Not a thing you can do ab-
Daisy kicks him in the gut, she steps back and dives through the ropes and performs a sunset flip to Joel, through the table. The crowd goes even wilder as they cheer for Daisy putting Joel through the table. Daisy gets up hypes the crowd up then is met by a broken table piece kicked bye Sakura straight to Daisy's face. Sakura goes outside to pick up Daisy and see's the blood on her nose. She throws Daisy in the ring. Sakura went into the ring and realises that Daisy was playing possum. Daisy gives Sakura a stomp to the head
LeRay: These girls are as tough a nails, how are neither of them knocked out, which one will go through a table... Speaking of going through a table, how was the fall?
Beeman: Shut up. I don't know why Sakura did that to me agh, get me some water! Must've been a language barrier
LeRay: So has your option changed, are you still rooting for Sakura?
Beeman: Hell no, I'm hoping Winter or Artemis come out and put both of them through a table
Daisy Irish whips Sakura over the table. She walks around the table and leaves Sakura on the corner. Gives her a kick for good measure.
Beeman: Now where is she going?
LeRay: Is she going back under the ring? Why I'm pretty sure those were our only tables
Beeman: Yeah good job girl, Now what are we going to eat under at catering.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Oct 11, 2023 1:21:18 GMT -5
Daisy goes searching under the ring and finds some spectacular, she grabs it and exits from under the ring.
Fan: Daisy! Take this!
The fan throws something at Daisy and she catches it with ease
Beeman: What did that fan just throw to her?
LeRay: Beats me, the cameras couldn't even pick up on it.
Daisy gets inside the ring and lifts Sakura to sit on the turnbuckle. She then grabs out one of the mysterious items, it's some type of liquid, and pours it on the Table
LeRay: It's some type of liquid
Beeman: Who cares, it's probably just some water or better yet some cola from Rainforest
LeRay: Wait, I don't think it's that, look on the other hand
Beeman: It's just a lighte- oh no no no
Daisy lights the table on fire. The crowd is amped up, someone is going through a flaming table. Daisy get's on the middle turnbuckle
OOC: Do ya love the amazing cliffhanger?
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Oct 11, 2023 3:38:12 GMT -5
[Earlier in the show…]
The studio lights lower to almost darkness as white spotlight rotate by the entranceway and “Vonnegut Busy” by Sage Francis plays. The audience jump to their feet as Conor Caine steps out from the curtain, dressed in street clothes with the JWA Title over his shoulder - its centre-plate clutched over his heart. Conor looks around the cheering fans for a moment before beating the title’s centre-plate with his fist and raising it above his head; the cheers hit a new peak.
Beeman: I know I wanted Omega to lose the title match last week, but I kinda have buyers remorse looking at this chump!
LeRay: So you’d rather Omega won?!!
Beeman: What?! No! I… SHUT UP, MICK!
Caine is now in the ring, standing on the turnbuckles and holding the title up for the fans. He calls for a mic and takes his place in the middle of the ring.
Caine: It’s with much gratitude and joy that I stand before you tonight STILL the JWA Champion!
Pause for applause.
Caine: Omega Satyros took it to the limit last week and gave me one hell of a fight. There’s a lot of that going on right now - a lot of guys in the back are beginning to focus their attention on the top spot and I couldn’t be happier: There’s no tougher competition than fighting a man who wants with all his might to take what’s yours. It’s an exciting time to be the Champion and to feel all those crosshairs tracking up my back! But, speaking personally, I couldn’t be more excited than for my next challenge…
Arizona chants break out in the crowd and circle for minutes, Conor nods his head and smiles the whole time.
Caine: That’s right! You heard me say it here a few weeks back: ever since I was a boy and my grandfather took me to see his movies and sat with me to watch his wrestling matches, all I’ve wanted is to share the ring with Arizona Chance! And I’m not talking about battle royals, where there are a bunch of other guys getting in the way, I’m talking about one-on-one, man-to-man; blood, sweat and tears combat! As the itty bitty Relentless One in my bedroom at my grandparents house, I’d trash the place having imaginary wrestling matches against Arizona Chance: hitting the Legion of Boom Drop off the dresser; damn near breaking my neck trying to do the Sedona Sunrise my Arizona Chance Wrestle-Buddy! Our match at Guts & Gory is something I’ve been working towards ever since I quit school at fifteen to do this, and in a few weeks time the dream becomes a reality: “The Relentless” Conor Caine faces “The Franchise” Arizona Chance for the most prized possession in the business - The JWA Heavyweight Championship! And I get finally do what I imagined all those years ago as kid, and beat the Greatest Of All Time in the middle of the ring: One! Two! Three!
Caine drops the mic and steps between the ropes as his music plays.
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Post by "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex on Oct 11, 2023 4:06:54 GMT -5
(prior to Match)
Winter: Falls count anywhere. Spectacular isn't it. I can already think of many places to destroy that pea-brained little girl. like for example. This concrete wall. My my, your head will look so pretty smashed up against it. Or maybe through this door *opens*
???: Hey get out! This is the men's locker room!
*Winter closes the door*
Winter: Maybe in the men's locker room. Although your quite familiar with that place aren't you *laughs*. I wonder what types of weapons I can use. Maybe this, Nail polish remover. It would be the perfect substitute for eyewash, it really gets the red out if you know what I mean *laughs*. At Guts & Gory you will have no place to escape. Our playing field is the entire world. Wherever you go, you can bet your @ss I'll be right behind you. Let's see what else I can do against you... Hi there what is your name
???: Hi I'm Janet, I'm the food provider for catering
Winter: Oh Hi Janet, love your work. Can you do me a favor and stand right there
Janet stands right there and Winter punches her to the ground
Winter: Your Taco Tuesday sucks! *to the camera* Miss Jessie, that is only a little preview of what I'll do to you. See you then
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Oct 11, 2023 7:00:12 GMT -5
(Toni Cruise is standing in the back in front of a JWA banner with Duke Mongoose, who is draped in multi-colored feather boas. He is wearing a shirt this week that reads "FRVR CHMP")
Toni: Fans, I'm here with one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Duke Mongoose and... *chuckles* I'm sorry, can we start over?
Duke: What? Why?
Toni: I thought your shirt said "FEVER CHIMP" and I started cracking up.
Duke: BE MORE PROFESSIONAL, TONI SPUMONI! It says "Forever Champ"! It just has the vowels taken out, you know, to be hip.
Toni: Hip? Does anyone use that term anymore?
Duke: ...I do...
Toni: Alright. *Clears throat* Fans, I'm here with one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Duke Mongoose. Last week we saw Chesterton Shredsbury attack your tag team partner Penguino, along with Johnny Kobra and several Penguin Kai students. What are your thoughts?
Duke: As a cartoon horse once said "No sir, I don't like it!". I always knew there was a dark side to that himbo, but when you attack my boy like that you're going to have to pay the piper!
Toni: He's not your boy, but I understand. So you're saying you want a match with Shredsbury?
Duke: What? No. Big Daddy Duke is going to leave the Dud of Wales for my boy Penguino. He deserves his own vengeance.
Toni: Ok, then what are your thoughts about Bad Luck Bradley and Seph Kobane, collectively known as the Bad Luck Bros., potentially challenging for your tag team titles?
Duke: Can anyone confirm what exactly Brad and Seph are doing? There's been some surreal nonsense around here lately, and frankly Big Daddy Duke is fed up with it. Is it so hard to just look directly into the camera and state your intentions? You should try it some time, Brad. Like this: Big Daddy Duke is entering the J-1 this November and is going to run the table, take the cup, and go on to become the JWA World Heavyweight Champion at JWA Destiny!
Toni: It seems like you're not taking the challenge from the Bad Luck Bros. seriously.
Duke: Call your grandmother, Toni! This interview is over!
(Duke aggressively poses and storms out of the shot)
Toni: Let's get back to the action!
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Post by Penguino on Oct 11, 2023 8:47:37 GMT -5
Before the match a tape plays on the screen with Penguino and Johnny Kobra along with an injured Billy.
Penguino “So Chad. You fake Welshman son of a beak. You think you can just chill in what you call your “Mojo Dojo Casa House” and what you just did to my friend and one of my top students and be proud of it. No sir I will not allow it at all. I want you and I want you now, however I would like to embarrass you on a big stage so at Guts and Gory I will break every individual bone in your body and cause as much harm as possible to you because I am sick and tired of you. Look what you have done to my students, we will not take this level of disrespect and let it fly. So I challenge you to a Karate match wherever you want whenever you want.”
Johnny Kobra “You will be broken Shredsbury no matter how long it takes or however many radios I need to break or kicks someone take to the face you are spiraling down Shredsbury and we will take you to rock bottom line the tower of terror “Foolish Mortal.”
Penguino “Wrong ride Johnny they say that in the haunted mansion.”
Kobra “Whatever.”
Penguino “We will take you down Chad and no matter what way you put it this will be your final destination and there will be no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes in the death of you.”
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Post by Thumper Moore III on Oct 11, 2023 11:32:44 GMT -5
[Earlier in the show…] The studio lights lower to almost darkness as white spotlight rotate by the entranceway and “Vonnegut Busy” by Sage Francis plays. The audience jump to their feet as Conor Caine steps out from the curtain, dressed in street clothes with the JWA Title over his shoulder - its centre-plate clutched over his heart. Conor looks around the cheering fans for a moment before beating the title’s centre-plate with his fist and raising it above his head; the cheers hit a new peak.Beeman: I know I wanted Omega to lose the title match last week, but I kinda have buyers remorse looking at this chump! LeRay: So you’d rather Omega won?!! Beeman: What?! No! I… SHUT UP, MICK!Caine is now in the ring, standing on the turnbuckles and holding the title up for the fans. He calls for a mic and takes his place in the middle of the ring.Caine: It’s with much gratitude and joy that I stand before you tonight STILL the JWA Champion! Pause for applause.Caine: Omega Satyros took it to the limit last week and gave me one hell of a fight. There’s a lot of that going on right now - a lot of guys in the back are beginning to focus their attention on the top spot and I couldn’t be happier: There’s no tougher competition than fighting a man who wants with all his might to take what’s yours. It’s an exciting time to be the Champion and to feel all those crosshairs tracking up my back! But, speaking personally, I couldn’t be more excited than for my next challenge… Arizona chants break out in the crowd and circle for minutes, Conor nods his head and smiles the whole time.Caine: That’s right! You heard me say it here a few weeks back: ever since I was a boy and my grandfather took me to see his movies and sat with me to watch his wrestling matches, all I’ve wanted is to share the ring with Arizona Chance! And I’m not talking about battle royals, where there are a bunch of other guys getting in the way, I’m talking about one-on-one, man-to-man; blood, sweat and tears combat! As the itty bitty Relentless One in my bedroom at my grandparents house, I’d trash the place having imaginary wrestling matches against Arizona Chance: hitting the Legion of Boom Drop off the dresser; damn near breaking my neck trying to do the Sedona Sunrise on a pillow! Our match at Guts & Gory is something I’ve been working towards ever since I quit school at fifteen to do this, and in a few weeks time the dream becomes a reality: “The Relentless” Conor Caine faces “The Franchise” Arizona Chance for the most prized possession in the business - The JWA Heavyweight Championship! And I get finally do what I imagined all those years ago as kid, and beat the Greatest Of All Time in the middle of the ring: One! Two! Three! Caine drops the mic and steps between the ropes as his music plays.“Relentless Conor Caine, ladies and gentlemen! One thing I want to clarify— kids, stay in school. (This generates a chuckle from the fans and Conor.) Conor, I never got an opportunity to properly respond to you last time we were in the ring together on Glory, so I wanted to do that now. So, we’re going to do this thing on Guys and Gory, officially now, and we’re gonna come out here every week and go back and forth, get oohs and aahs from the fans with each verbal jab, and build anticipation— and hopefully buy rate— for the PPV. Before all that starts, I want to tell you this: you’re a hell of a champ. You’ve beaten all comers, you‘re a fighting champion, and there hasn’t been a problem you haven’t faced head on. Major kudos to you. (Arizona pauses for applause.) You mentioned watching me as a kid, and I gotta say, I’m actually kind of stoked that one of the Little Adventurers grew up and became champ. To be fair, I grew up dropping a leg on my friends and imitating Dude Brohan— brother. I imagine he’d be just as stoked about me if he weren’t so damn preoccupied with himself. So listen, I know you’re not asking for advice, especially from your next opponent, but I’m going to give you two pieces of advice anyway. The first one is this: fighting champs, like you, rarely have championship reigns as long as you. There’s a lot of reasons for this, but the main one that the great JWA fans don’t get is that every injury you pick up along the way gets magnified every match you don’t properly heal it. I’ve lived that. By the time my first reign as world title holder here ended, I’d picked up a knee that required surgery, a concussion I hid from management, a couple of herniated discs in my back, an abdominal tear, and a sprained shoulder. And all it takes is one opponent to figure out one weakness, and it’s bye-bye belt, and off to rehab for a couple months. The second piece of advice is this: don’t meet your idols. Mine was The Jerk, and he tried to steal the girl that would become my wife. Your idol was me— and I’m gonna steal that belt. See, Conor, you’re bigger, tougher, stronger, and younger than me. You recover faster. You’re even mentally strong. But I have experience on my side. I’m gonna be studying every match you’ve been involved in for the past six months, looking for those tiny tells of a nagging injury. And I know exactly what to look for. A shoulder shrug after giving a suplex. Shaking a leg after a landing on the knees. A slight grimace when you cock your head to one side. Conor, you’ve had a hell of a run. One of the best I’ve ever seen. And you’ll have more. But I look forward to seeing if my eyes and experience can beat your youth and tenacity. Good luck.” Arizona reaches out his hand for a shake, mouthing “I really mean that. It’ll be a hell of a match” off mike. |
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Oct 11, 2023 12:32:45 GMT -5
During the commercial break, there is a shot of someone walking slowly through a field of wheat, the sun slowly setting in the background. A narrator speaks.
Narrator: The world is changing.
Shot of woman looking out a window, holding a cup of coffee in her hands.
Narrator: Now more than ever, we need to work together.
Children running and laughing.
Narrator: For their future.
A military man saluting a non-descript flag.
Narrator: For his service.
An old woman completes a jigsaw and bares her gums in a wicked parody of a smile.
Narrator: For all she worked for.
The camera fades into focus, the sparkling JWA Tag Team belts.
Narrator: For all this stands for.
A title appears: Bad Luck Bros. As it fades to black, a voice speaks.
Bad Luck Bradley: This has been paid for by Amazonia Change, brother! That's right! Change! Change from that gosh-for-darn whispering little sneak Juicy Mongoosey and his monster flightless abombination Penguister! You still owe me a hot ten for Memphis, you snake!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Oct 11, 2023 15:42:32 GMT -5
Arizona reaches out his hand for a shake, mouthing “I really mean that. It’ll be a hell of a match” off mike. Conor’s poker face is slipping a little… his gears are turning… what could be going through the Champion’s mind right now… Beeman: “I’m a dumb, stupid dork! I’m a dumb, stupid dork!”LeRay: Get serious, Sean! I think something has struck a chord with Conor. Maybe being face to with Arizona has shattered the boyhood illusion and he’s only begun to appreciate what he’s gotten himself into by calling out the GOAT. Slowly Conor’s expression changes and smirk breaks out across his face. He reaches out and shakes Chance’s hand, we can just make out his words: “I appreciate that Arizona and I want you to know I don’t take this lightly. I plan to give you one of the hardest fights of your career, and I mean that with nothing but respect.” |
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