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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 28, 2024 8:42:17 GMT -5
*Incensed I pick Omega up and power bomb him repeatedly*
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Feb 28, 2024 9:37:49 GMT -5
As Omega is getting power bombed, I peek my head out from behind the curtain, then sneak down to ringside. I jump the rail, get behind the commentary desk, then climb over the barricade, and I grab a headset on the other side of Beeman from the Chump and his lackey Leray.
I see the seething look of anger on Chance’s face as I drop a couple of rhymes about the match and other topics.
Looks like Big Waves is getting along just fine.
Shame our tag team couldn’t get in line.
I was willing to work together, but you couldn’t get on board.
Unlike Omega and Brad— their new friendship seems assured.
So, anything you can do, I can do better, Chance.
I can do commentary too, and unlike you, I can dance.
That makes me a better partner for Veronica than you.
I’d probably be a better daddy to little Madison too.
My bar gets interrupted as Chance lunges over Beeman at me, but he knows he’s not cleared and I can say whatever I want. I tell Chance to focus on the match and manage to do some legit commentary on the match as I continue to needle Arizona.
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Post by Omega Satyros on Feb 28, 2024 9:45:08 GMT -5
LeRay: 1. 2. 3. 4... These powerbombs are getting brutal.
Chance: Omega and Bradley have inhuman resilience, but there may be no one with more brutal strength than Pierre.
Beeman: Maybe Pierre will split Omega in half from the forces.
LeRay and Chance shoot Beeman a dirty look. Pierre hoists Omega back up for a 5th, running, powerbomb. The brief reprieve, and momentum from Pierre running, is enough for Omega to shift the momentum, turning Pierre's powerbomb into a frankensteiner! Omega hooks the Giant's legs, but Pierre kicks out at 2.
Chance: I'm not sure I've seen a reversal quite like that.
LeRay: Arizona, I'm not sure Pierre's experienced a move quite like that, innovative offense out of Omega.
Omega makes his way to the corner, tagging Brad in. Brad seems hesitant after the damage he's taken. Omega shouts loud enough for the camera's to pic up.
Omega: I did not come this far to watch you cower out now! I gave you twenty minutes of hell in the J-1. Get in there and prove to the world why you deserve to be here!
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Post by Penguino on Feb 28, 2024 9:46:48 GMT -5
Before The Main Event
The longest reigning Tag Team Champions are found by a camera backstage in which they are talking to each other Duke Mongoose is still singing and is not looking like his usual self, singing a terrible version of “I’m Still Standing” by Elton John.
Penguino “Alright let’s get you into the locker room buddy.”
Duke struggles to get out of the car and stumbles onto the parking garage floor.
Duke “Cmon Forever champ lets head back to the bar I’ve got an extra keg.”
Penguino “An extra Keg is the last thing you need right now we need to keep you clean until the title match.”
Duke “Where’s your party spirit partner.”
Penguino “It left when I realized I needed to still take you to the show, we have a segment tonight, wait there’s a camera here, this is the segment.”
Johnny Kobra walks onto the camera from the locker room.
Kobra “Where the hell were you guys!!”
Penguino “Trying to get Duke out of the bar.”
Kobra “And I thought I would get carried away at parties.”
Duke starts to get up and stumble away to the locker room but he walks past the room and is about to step out through the curtains to the rest of the arena before his is stopped and helped back and through the locker room.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 28, 2024 10:12:26 GMT -5
*I shake the cobwebs out and crack my neck*
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Feb 28, 2024 11:10:24 GMT -5
Brad is seeing double and has blurred vision all at the same time. A few blows miss Pierre - something normally next to impossible from such a big man. The giant lets out a deafening bellow of laughter and returns a cracking slap, sending the Bad Luck Wrestler flying. With the speed of a lither man, Pierre is on Brad, his palm the size of a frying pan battering off Brad's chest, adding to his injuries.
Arizona is on his feet.
Chance: Stop the damn match!
As if in retort, Pierre hits an impressive uppercut to Brad, sending him over the ropes and into the waiting arms of Arizona. They gaze into each others eyes. A shadow passes over them.
Pierre is colossal next to both men. His size is accentuated when Martha and Brad's grandmother appear beside him.
Martha: Oy, I'll bet you're Parisian.
Grandma: You tell 'em, Martha.
Martha: My Jacob and I - God rest him - we went to Paris in the summer of '82 and you couldn't get a schvitz for love nor money.
Grandma: I saw the slides. It was awful.
Both women are in danger of having Brad and Omega disqualified for laying a finger on the large Frenchman, but the ref interrupts the tete-a-tete by begining a ten count.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Feb 28, 2024 11:14:10 GMT -5
*I grunt in confusion and get back in the ring and chop Brad again and make the tag to Chad and think to myself don't make me regret this...*
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Feb 28, 2024 12:20:07 GMT -5
LeRay. Shredsbury looks like he’s had plenty of time to regain his composure and he is ready for battle again. The former members of Big Waves have used their teamwork to a—
Beeman. Hit the deck, LeRay!!!
Everyone goes scrambling as Chad Shredsbury runs from the far side of the ring and plancha onto Chance, who is still holding Bradley, causing a bowling pin like explosion of bodies, as arms and legs flail out, cutting down Martha and Grandma.
LeRay. Are the ok?
Beeman. Yeah, yes I’m fine thanks.
LeRay. Not you, Sean! The old ladies?!
Beeman. Well they are probably a little insulted no that you called them old.
LeRay. What kind of maniac doves into a group of people that includes little old ladies?!
Mack. (Laughing hysterically as he peers up from behind the broadcast booth. ). That was dope!
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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Feb 28, 2024 12:27:41 GMT -5
LeRay. Shredsbury looks like he’s had plenty of time to regain his composure and he is ready for battle again. The former members of Big Waves have used their teamwork to a— Beeman. Hit the deck, LeRay!!! Everyone goes scrambling as Chad Shredsbury runs from the far side of the ring and plancha onto Chance, who is still holding Bradley, causing a bowling pin like explosion of bodies, as arms and legs flail out, cutting down Martha and Grandma. LeRay. Are the ok? Beeman. Yeah, yes I’m fine thanks. LeRay. Not you, Sean! The old ladies?! Beeman. Well they are probably a little insulted no that you called them old. LeRay. What kind of maniac doves into a group of people that includes little old ladies?! Mack. (Laughing hysterically as he peers up from behind the broadcast booth. ). That was dope! OOC: You done it now boy. |
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Feb 28, 2024 14:03:36 GMT -5
Before the main event
Toni Cruise is backstage, and doesn't look happy.
Toni Cruise: I have the...uh...duty of speaking with our women's champion The Mean Queen, Jessie Aldean at this time, Jessie, do you have anything to say to the first challenger to your title: Artemis.
Jessie: (Sneering at Toni while Chief Buffalo stands behind her) Oh I have things to say, I'm just not sure your not-cute-enough-to-be-a-sideline-reporter self deserves to hear it. Give me that microphone and take a walk RigaTONI.
(Toni rolls her eyes and walks away)
Jessie: Now let me make one thing crystal clear to Artemis, what's about to happen to you...the pain and the punishment you're about to get...it's all your fault...because you are the fault...more than that DE-FAULT!
You don't deserve a title match, you've got it because I already beat Jessie, Veronica Chance is too scared to drag her wrinkly behind into the ring, and Winter Hex's brain is on a vacation to Venus or something. You're facing me, a woman who is your superior in EVERY SINGLE WAY, because there's no one else...so I'll beat you like I've beaten everyone I've faced since my return and then there will be no doubt, I am the Greatest Women's Champion in the History of The JWA.
(Jessie drops the mic and walks away)
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Post by Omega Satyros on Feb 29, 2024 9:27:13 GMT -5
After Chad took out Arizona, Brad, his grandmother, and Martha, Brad was clearly seeing red, any injuries reduced to nothing as he began pummeling Chad.
Beeman: Ref?! Stop this assault!
LeRay: Chad only has himself to blame here. He's the one who brought Brad's grandma into the fight.
Beeman: That old bat and her equally old friend were the one's who got themselves involved.
The ref began the 10 count. Omega and Pierre were just stood, baffled by the brawl. Brad whipped Chad into the barrier by his and Omega's corner.
"1! 2!" Brad hits a suplex, sending Chad into the steps.
"3! 4!" Pierre steps off the apron, beginning to move towards the fracas in the corner.
"5! 6!" Brad is back to an assault of forearms to Chad. Arizona's made his way back to the commentary table after making sure Martha and Grandma are uninjured
Chance: Brad has a fury unlike anything. You don't mess with a man's grandmother.
Caliber: It's her own damn fault Brad's grandma got jacked.
My boy Chad was just on the rightful attack.
So shut it Arizona! Listen to the Mack!
Now Big Pierre's on the hunt, Brad's bout to get smacked!
Pierre's running towards Brad, Omega steps up to the top of the turnbuckle. He takes Pierre out with a Satyr Sault!
"7! 8!" Brad is slamming Chad's head against the ground before stomping on Chad's back. Omega is back on his feet after taking out Pierre, he's moving towards Brad's assault.
"9!" Brad isn't hearing the ref. Omega reaches Brad and throws him into the ring. Brad's seeing red at having his assault interrupted.
"10!" Omega rushes the ring as Chad is counted out. Martha and Grandma get in the ring to celebrate Brad's success, before leaving the ring and helping Pierre to his feet.
LeRay: Quick thinking from Omega saves this match for his team. If someone hadn't interfered Brad might've never stopped beating on Chad.
Chance: Chad's definitely going to be worse for wear going into Super Glory.
Beeman: How is that fair?! Brad gets to assault a good man like Chad and still gets to walk away with the win?!
Arizona heads into the ring to congratulate Brad and Omega. Mack tried to rush the ring to attack the injured champion, only to get held back by Pierre.
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Feb 29, 2024 10:42:35 GMT -5
After all the dust settles and the broadcast celebrations are over, Pierre stands in the ring, looking frustrated. Chad Shredsbury slowly gets back up, barely aware of what happened in the last few minutes. He looks around to the settling down crowd and up at the giant in the ring. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head. Pierre looks down at him, his enormous hands cupped comfortably across the top rope, at his waist level. The giant slowly steps over the top rope and drops down to the arena floor, face to face with Chad. The former friends look at one another, both now with hands on hips, and disappoint etched deep into their faces. Chad shakes his head in disgust. Pierre puts his tremendous paw on his ex pal’s shoulder and slowly nods. Pierre lowers his arms and steps around Chad, who grabs Pierre’s arm suddenly. And then extends his right hand. Pierre faces him, but hesitates. He looks around to the crowd, whose reaction is a mix of nostalgic cheers and bitter boos. Pierre shakes Chad’s hand and then turns to slowly lumber up the ramp.
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