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Post by Bad Luck Bradley on Apr 3, 2024 13:39:48 GMT -5
Later in the show, Duke walks through the parking lot, eating a sloppy sandwich of some kind. OOC: Spaghetti Sandwich OOC: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHY ARE WE ENEMIES JUICY MONGOOSEY BOY HOWDY LOVE ME A MACCY CHEE SAMMICH |
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Apr 3, 2024 14:49:02 GMT -5
Beeman: Watching Conor Caine trying and failing to get to his feet out here, you'd think he got his medical clearance from a charlatan and not an actual medical professional!
LeRay: Which, of course, wasn't the case: Dr Zamboni is a legitimate medical professional. Right, Sean??
Beeman: What? Oh! Yeah, yeah! Totally right!
McCorry's count is at 5 and Conor tries to limp towards the ring but goes down again. He catches the toppled chair for balance and gets an idea...
LeRay: What's Conor Caine doing? He turning that wheelchair upright and... getting in to it?!
The fans erupt in cheers as Caine sits in the chair. Chad bursts into a laugh in the ring, he needs to hold the ropes for balance as he doubles over. Caine floors the chair towards the ring as McCorry's count hits eight...
LeRay: Conor Caine is now getting into a standing position on the wheelchair!
Beeman: McCorry's count is at nine!
The wheelchair slams into the side of the ring as Caine dives off it and under the bottom rope before McCorry can count ten. With the momentum of the dive, Caine knocks Chad off his feet and grabs Chad's ankle as he rolls to an uproght position.
LeRay: Ankle lock! Caine has caught Shredsbury by surprise in an ankle lock!
Caine stumbles back with Chad, dragging him to the middle of the ring where Caine falls to the mat, ankle still locked, and wraps his legs around Chad's knee, pinning him to the mat. With Chad ground, Caine applies more pressure to the ankle lock by grrabbing and twisting on Chad's bare toes
LeRay: Caine looks intent to hobble Shredsbury as much as he has been!
Beeman: If you're gonna be a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest, make sure you're not the only one!
LeRay: Will Shredsbury tap??!
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Chad Shredsbury
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The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 3, 2024 15:00:26 GMT -5
LeRay. Chad is wriggling and writhing, reaching for the ropes for all that he is worth! But Caine is dead weight and Chad simply can’t get there!
Beeman. Come on, Chad! You can do it!
LeRay. Unable to get there, the ever clever surfsman has now focused on Caine’s knee, which he can reach and he bongs to sail away on it a tear into it with his hands.
Beeman. Brilliant!
LeRay. Both men are scowling and shouting and the holds are finally released and they roll away, remaining seated in the mat.
Beeman. What a kick to the face by Chad! Even sitting his feet are lethal weapons!
LeRay. And a brutal stomp is returned back by Connor Caine! These madmen are now exchanging seated kicks to the mouth and not giving any quarter.
Beeman. I’ve seen forearms and chops exchanged like this. I’ve even seen a man box a kangaroo on a rowboat. But I have never seen a seated foot fight. It’s as intriguing as it is bizarre!
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Apr 3, 2024 15:42:52 GMT -5
LeRay: Such ferocity between these two men! However, when it comes to kicking faces, a boot is going to beat a bare foot every time as Conor Caine begins to rattle Shredsbury's cage with those size thirteens he loves so much!
Beeman: And that's all it took for Chad to change his gameplan! He's stomping down that foot on Caine's injured knee now and it's proving far more effective!
LeRay: You're right, Sean! Caine's been forced to curl up and protect that knee and now Shredsbury is getting to his feet, stomping at Caine all the while.
Shredsbury runs off the opposite ropes as Caine rolls up to one knee, but before he can get any further Shredsbury is already coming back with a running knee to Caine's temple!
LeRay: Caine is down, flat on his back as Shredsbury heads back to the ropes: springboard moonsault, and the cover!
Beeman: This is it--!
LeRay: At the very last instant Conor Caine gets a shoulder up and breaks the count!
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Post by “heartBROKEN” Mack Caliber on Apr 3, 2024 15:53:54 GMT -5
A commotion is heard backstage during a commercial break. Ring crew and several jobbers rush to the scene and find Honest Sal, bloodied and unconscious, on the ground near his podium. I show up a few moments later, dressed in a dapper dark suit, not a hair out of place. I look utterly shocked at what I see, and rush to aid the fallen interviewer. I cradle his head in my arms, some blood reddening my crisp white undershirt, as I wax poetic on this turn of events.
Alas! Poor Sal. For what reason doth this occur?
So blithely innocuous for such an event your words to spur.
Mayhaps your countenance hath insulted the wrong woman or man?
Or it’s possible the last man you interviewed had a sinister plan.
Did Arizona smite thee? Did he curtly bloody thy head?
Did the words you spake regarding his wife cause him to wish you dead?
Oh Sal, solemn Sal, we mourn thy injury.
May the Heavens and Fates bless your swift recovery.
I lay Sal’s head down gently as a single tear falls from my cheek. Winter’s butler walks into the shot behind me, yelling “BRAVO! BRAVO!” I bow and walk away, leaving the medical staff bewildered.
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Chad Shredsbury
Main Eventer
The tide cannot be turning… there’s gold on the horizon
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Post by Chad Shredsbury on Apr 3, 2024 16:23:53 GMT -5
LeRay. Never one to allow time to recover, Shredsbury rolls Connor over and licks him into a surfboard. A hold he’s become quite fond of of late.
Beeman. Well, I for one think it suits Chad. And what would you expect him to do, let this shovel wielding psycho get back on his feet?
LeRay. Certainly not, not with the bad blood between these two. And the torque of this hold, after all this punishment, I’m not sure even Connor Caine can withstand this for long.
Beeman. Let’s hope not, LeRay! Caine looks like a man about to pass out from the pain. And an ugly one at that.
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Post by The Mean Queen Jessie Aldean on Apr 3, 2024 17:05:30 GMT -5
Jessie Aldean struts to the stage in seven inch platform heels, some kind of dead animal leather jacket, a sparkly purple top for clubbing and a very large sneer.
Good evening, Sal…I’d say it’s a pleasure to see you again but your sniveling little rat face is enough to make me retch. And, sad to say youre better looking than 95 percent of the scrawny-ass, six toothed, schmucks in the crowd tonight. Y’all are lucky I’m here so you can see one specimen of human perfection. You poor bozos are lucky compared to the dullards and dolts who bought tickets for next week’s ugly accident of Daisy Turner and Artemiss-y. Those dopes are going to see ugly wrestlers fighting all serious and “professional” like. Like any ñone cares if you can drag an arm bar sow kow lutz….when you just need to look. (She turns to pose for the crowd) like. (Poses again) this.
Enjoy your battle of the beasts you bozos! Anyone who wants something beautiful, follow me on social media and I’ll give you something much better than that pair of train wrecks.
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Post by Daisy Turner on Apr 3, 2024 21:06:50 GMT -5
After a commercial break, video plays from earlier day as Artemis and the Hunters arrive to the studio. Artemis turns to a camera.
Artemis: Daisy Turner, I know your probably laid up in a hospital bed right now. Just let me give you a bit of advice. Stay in that hospital bed until next week, so you'll make it to the Anarchy Rulez match. I will be ... Artemis continues to talk up until out of nowhere Daisy comes from behind her throwing a trash can straight to the back of her head knocking her down Daisy: Aww little missy hissy got her huntress senses wrong. I'm right here. What a huntress you are. Hmm, you're a huntress right? Like a lion? Like a tiger? Well don't I have the perfect thing right here She turns around and comes back with something to pour over Artemis Daisy: Here you go enjoy your kitty litter, how does that sound miss huntress? Production members go to separate Daisy from Artemis Daisy: Paybacks a bitch and so am I. Enjoy this week the best you can cause next week it's you and me, Anarchy Rulez. See you next week Artemis Daisy walks out leaving Artemis on the ground covered in kitty litter with other production team members helping her out |
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Apr 4, 2024 1:04:11 GMT -5
LeRay: McCorry is checking on Conor Caine but he's refusing to tap!
Caine digs deep he grits his teeth and pulls in some deep breaths before beginning to rock his body: the little mobility the surfboard stretch allows him makes it visibly excruciating.
LeRay: The only thing making this Hail Mary at all possible is Conor's size and weight advantage on Shredsbury! But yes! It's starting to work! He's rocking Chad off-balance!
At risk of toppling, Chad releases the hold and rolls Conor up high on his shoulders for a pin.
LeRay: Is he holding the tights??!
Beeman: I can't see! But I wouldn't believe it even if I could!
LeRay: Kickout by Conor Caine at as close to a three count as I've ever seen! Chad isn't giving Caine a second to breathe: peppering his opponent with kicks as Conor tries to get up!
Caine hits a dragon screw on Chad, but Chad jumps straight back up and goes for a Shining Wizard on Caine, who's up on one knee.
LeRay: Caine got his hands up, Chad didn't get all of it!
Beeman: It doesn't matter!! He's signalled for it again: Shred the gnar!
Chad hits the springboard but as he's up in the air, Caine kips up, landing mostly on his good leg, turns and catches Chad as he lands...
LeRay: Raising Caine!!! The cover...!
McCorry counts the three and Conor rolls off Chad as the bell rings, clutching his knee. He attends to it for a moment or two before forcing himself up to climb a turnbuckle and salute the fans as Glory goes off the air.
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