MIDWEEK MISC - PART III

[Kip Whistler]

"Any in-character stuff that you’d like to get off your chest in between the JWA Glory shows goes here." - The Jerk

[Thumper Moore III]

@tm3esquire on Z, formerly Chirpy

G&S.

Omega Satyros: defeated
Mack Caliber: suspended
Conor Caine: pounced

It’s been a good couple of weeks for yours truly!

[Omega Satyros]

@thelastsatyr on Chirpy

@tm3esquire, if you take deep pride in winning by getting my horn stuck in a string of chairs, then I hope you find something to really revel in someday. As for Conor and I, we'll be successfully defending our tag titles and finally sinking the Pirates of DOOM to the depths of irrelevance where they belong. Meanwhile the following week, I'm willing to bet Penguino will whoop your ass straight to the back of the Openweight Title line. Shame there's no chance even he could knock some sense, humility, or respect into you.

[Duke Mongoose]

@mongooseisloose on Z, formerly Chirpy

Now that Winter has accepted Big Daddy Duke's challenge, it looks like the little lady might need a reminder of why I was called "Hollywood" before I returned to the ring...

[“The Relentless” Conor Caine]

["The Reminiscer" Winter Hex]

Aug 15, 2024 12:48:19 GMT -5 Thumper Moore III said:

@tm3esquire on Z, formerly Chirpy

G&S.

Omega Satyros: defeated
Mack Caliber: suspended
Conor Caine: pounced

It’s been a good couple of weeks for yours truly!

@winterhexprteam

You think you did something there. Sad to see the continuation be-

Thumper Moore III: Embarrassed

[Thumper Moore III]

Aug 17, 2024 8:35:54 GMT -5 "The Reminiscer" Winter Hex said:

Aug 15, 2024 12:48:19 GMT -5 Thumper Moore III said:

@tm3esquire on Z, formerly Chirpy

G&S.

Omega Satyros: defeated
Mack Caliber: suspended
Conor Caine: pounced

It’s been a good couple of weeks for yours truly!

@winterhexprteam

You think you did something there. Sad to see the continuation be-

Thumper Moore III: Embarrassed

@tm3esquirr on Z, formerly Chirpy

@winterhexprteam Embarrassed? Not hardly. Omega tried to make my life hell for no good reason. He has failed. Conor inserted himself into a personal matter. He too has failed to stop the locomotive that is Thumper Moore III, Esquire. (1/4)

Caliber’s post-match shenanigans show his character is lacking. Good riddance to bad rubbish. And Winter? You’re hardly one to talk. You’ve barely been around since you’ve become champ. (2/4)

Here’s to the Pirates of Doom and Duke Mongoose (though I’m loathe to support him, he’s the lesser of two evils). May they have success, so that JWA can have champions they can be proud of again. (3/4)

And Penguino: I look forward to meeting you in the ring next week. You’re a deserving champ. I’ll gladly shake your flipper before we do battle.(4/4)

[Omega Satyros]

Aug 19, 2024 9:14:15 GMT -5 Thumper Moore III said:

@tm3esquirr on Z, formerly Chirpy

@winterhexprteam Embarrassed? Not hardly. Omega tried to make my life hell for no good reason. He has failed. Conor inserted himself into a personal matter. He too has failed to stop the locomotive that is Thumper Moore III, Esquire. (1/4)

Caliber’s post-match shenanigans show his character is lacking. Good riddance to bad rubbish. And Winter? You’re hardly one to talk. You’ve barely been around since you’ve become champ. (2/4)

Here’s to the Pirates of Doom and Duke Mongoose (though I’m loathe to support him, he’s the lesser of two evils). May they have success, so that JWA can have champions they can be proud of again. (3/4)

And Penguino: I look forward to meeting you in the ring next week. You’re a deserving champ. I’ll gladly shake your flipper before we do battle.(4/4)

@blackcatjwa on Chirpy

I feel a quick fact check thread is in order. While Omega and Conor are preparing to maroon the Pirates of DOOM in the TLC match, I've got a bit of time to clear the air.

1: "Omega tried to make my life hell for no good reason. He has failed. Conor inserted himself into a personal matter." False: Thumper Moore in fact made issue with Domination Inc. before he even announced himself as JWA's latest signing. So, to say Omega and Conor had no business putting Thumper Moore in his place is patently false.

2: "Caliber's post-match shenanigans show his character is lacking." False: He was screwed out of his rightful Openweight Title win with you laying hands on the ref. If laying hands on an official in the scope of that match deserves a suspension, then Thumper, you are also guilty, at least Mack had the excuse of reasonable response after getting the match stolen from him.

3: "And Winter? You're hardly one to talk. You've barely been around since you've become champ." Mostly True, but missing context: Having A-List engagements in Hollywood is nothing to shame a champion for. In my humble opinion, while I doubt you actually feel this way, you should be, as Winter put it, embarrassed to hop online and prat about like the tiny morsel of success you've seen in JWA so far was earned by your own work. DOOM won the BattleDome match, and you didn't properly defeat Omega.

4: "Here’s to the Pirates of Doom and Duke Mongoose (though I’m loathe to support him, he’s the lesser of two evils). May they have success, so that JWA can have champions they can be proud of again." Partly True, insofar as Duke Mongoose is lesser. And can JWA really be proud of the likes of DOOM or Mongoose? Also, I would've expected you to get the Pirates of DOOM's name right considering you tagged with them only 3 weeks ago.

and 5: "And Penguino: I look forward to meeting you in the ring next week. You’re a deserving champ." True: Penguino has proven his mettle. You haven't really. I expect Penguino's title reign to continue until the next time Domination Inc. gets a rightful crack at it. Until then, we'll revel in your squalor.

[Artemis]

**JWA BOOBTUBE CHANNEL**

Toni: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another episode of THE BLIP, where we catch you up to everything that may have slipped past your radar in JWA.

Sal: And have we got a show for you. We're happy to welcome Lady Diana Gallus.

Lady Diana walks out, looking more focused and confident than her most previous appearance.

Toni: Lady Diana, welcome back to the show. You look in better spirits this time around.

Diana: Yeah, finding out Artemis was the one trying to ruin me has helped me focus my attention.

Toni: She seemed quite adamant that you were trying to ruin her.

Diana: Yeah, it's pretty textbook projection. The only way she can mentally handle what she's doing is to insist upon a false world view that centers herself as the victim.

Sal: Any thoughts on the situation with Thorin?

Diana: My focus isn't there right now. I wouldn't put it past Artemis to try and pull anyone she can into this mess to try and hurt me, but barring that, I need to be focused on making her pay for what she did to me.

Toni: It's been said Tembleberry has been missing since last Glory when he went for a meeting with Kip...

Diana: I haven't heard anything there. Again, right now, I'm focused on putting Artemis in her place.

Sal: Back in the, what was it again?

Toni:  Intensive In-patient Therapy. Speaking of which, you mentioned something about Artemis 'shattering.' Care to go into more detail there.

Diana: Sure. It's happened a few times now, the first time was back in our time on the Ohio Indy scene. Artemis has had a history of struggling to manage her emotions and anger when things don't go her way for a prolonged timespan. Queen Amana and I took to calling this period of mental breakage "Shattering" as a way to address in what felt like an appropriately careful manner.

Sal: And, I assume Artemis eventually caught onto it.

Diana: Yes, and I guess she's found more comfort in embracing her damage than in seeking to heal from it.

The image cuts to static before Artemis flashes in.

Artemis: Oh Diana. Just you wait. I'll show you just how "Shattered" I can be. You told me I was broken. They told me I was broken. But no, the world is broken, and I'll break whoever and whatever I have to in order to show you all the truth.

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

Via @lordthorin on Strands:

"Still nothing from Whistler or Tembleberry and the Private plane returned empty.  This isn't like him.  Headed to Glory to sort this out myself!"

[Kip Whistler]

@bookitkip on Z, formerly Chirpy

Since nothing was resolved between A&O and TPoD on Glory, it looks like we'll be having another rematch at Super Glory. This time there WILL be a winner. I'll see to that!

["Lord" Taylor Thorin]

Courtesy JWA.com

Exclusive footage from backstage at Glory:

We are shown "Lord" Taylor Thorin's arrival at Glory where he is met by JWA Security.  As the camera follows at a distance, you can tell Thorin looks agitated as he has an animated conversation with Arizona Chance who leads the retinue heading towards Kip Whistler's office.

As they arrive, Chance knocks on the door and opens it, letting Thorin in.  He then heads back to Gorilla and the security team disperse.

The camera crew approach Kip's office and after a few seconds, the door opens again and Kip Whistler beckons them into his office.  Thorin is sat on a couch, head in his hands as Kip turns to address the camera.

KIP: "As you are aware, Lord Thorin's assistant, Tembleberry, was meant to meet with me last week.  This meeting never took place as Mr Tembleberry did not appear.  Now I am aware with the goings on with Mr Thorin, Ms Gallus and Ms Artemis but neither I nor Lord Thorin are aware of Mr Tembleberry's involvement in any of this.

As of now I will be setting up a meeting with Ms Gallus and Ms Artemis.  Mr Thorin will be remaining at a nearby hotel to be called on when needed."

At this moment, the security team arrive again.

"Now, if you please, Mr Thorin needs to leave".

Thorin gets up from the couch and goes to leave, before stopping in the doorway and turning back towards Kip.

THORIN: "Fix this Whistler."

The securtiy team then escorts Thorin back towards his waiting limo as the feed is cut.

[Artemis]

***JWA.COM EXCLUSIVE***
It's the day following Glory, Kip Whistler is busy figuring out the mess from the ending of the TLC match. He left a few members of the staff to conduct the interviews

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The camera is focused on one side of a desk, with Lady Diana Gallus sat at it.

Yuppie VP: What do you know about the situation with Tembleberry's disappearance?

Diana: The last I've spoken to Tembleberry was the video chat on Glory a month ago. I haven't heard from him or Thorin since.

Yuppie VP: Do you have any theories about what might've happened to him?

Diana: No, again I haven't seen him in the past month. After I heard about the disappearance, I tried calling to check in by he didn't pick up. Unless Artemis is trying to use this to frame me, I don't know.

Yuppie VP: The custodian staff actually found his phone in the arena last week, with a message from an unknown number, saying "I'm here, meet in catering to discuss."

Diana: He has my number from the video chat, I believe whoever sent that message had something to do with the disappearance.

Yuppie VP: That's all the questions I had prepared, we'll keep in touch.

Diana: Thank you, I hope this gets solved.

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The camera is focused on one side of a desk, with Artemis sat at it.

Diablo: What do you know about the situation with Tembleberry's disappearance?

Artemis: Nothing at all, I've only just come back, and I've been spending the past few weeks in the Power Station working on getting back in proper ring shape after getting basically kidnapped myself.

Diablo: Do you have any theories about what might've happened to him?

Artemis: I wouldn't put it past Diana to lock him up in some desperate attempt to get to Thorin. Admittedly I think the Phony Lord would make a good pairing with the Fake Lady, but she's clearly been a creep.

Diablo: The custodian staff actually found his phone in the arena last week, with a message from an unknown number, saying "I'm here, meet in catering to discuss."

Artemis: Sounds to me like Diana used a burner phone to trick him.

Diablo: That's all the questions I had prepared, we'll keep in touch.

Artemis: Keep an eye on Diana, at this point, I don't know anyone else who'd stoop this low.

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Yuppie VP and Diablo come together to discuss the interviews.

Diablo: Artemis was very quick with an alibi and to throw Diana under the bus. She claimed to be at the Power Station preparing for her in ring return.

Yuppie VP: I saw her there last Monday, Thursday, and Friday, and every weekday the previous week. It's possible she was working with someone else those other two days, but I didn't see her. Diana didn't outright offer an alibi, but we know she had that promo in the ring last week.

Diablo: We didn't see where she went after, the camera crew stuck on Whistler's office.

The two move out of frame as they continue their discussion.

[Red Pirate Rogers]

Posted on @yourcommand on DigiFoto




Sorry I could not be on hand to confront the Wild Horses on JWA Mania, I was taking my new treasure to a favorite locale. I'll tell you all about it on #JWAGlory

#AtYourCommand #XMarksTheSpot

[Kip Whistler]

@bookitkip on Z, formerly Chirpy

Just signed for Super Glory - Pierre The Enormous will face off with Bayou Burl! Or is it "The Fright"? I suppose we'll find out!