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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Nov 14, 2024 21:50:41 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on chirpy
Have the week off next week but gotta keep training
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Post by Duke Mongoose on Nov 15, 2024 7:54:05 GMT -5
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Honest Sal: I'm backstage with Duke Mongoose following tonight's J-1 action. Tough loss tonight, Duke, but you gave Slashmaster one hell of a fight.
Duke: (subdued) Sally boy, that was the hardest fight Big Daddy Duke has ever been in, without a doubt. He's a man, myth, legend for a reason. I only wish Burl had figured out how to keep him locked away forever...
Sal: The good news is that you've still got plenty of time to make up this week's loss. Next up for you is "heartBROKEN" Mack Caliber.
Duke: I just got through a match with one masked weirdo and now Big Daddy Duke has to face another one? Plus we've got that horned goat freak running around. Was I mistakenly put in the "Masked Weirdos" block?
Sal: Mack's behavior has been bizarre as of late, to say the least. How do you plan to counteract that?
Duke: Big Daddy Duke will think of something, Sally boy, don't you worry.
Sal: Hopefully whatever you plan will work better than your plan for this week.
Duke: Oh, shut up, Sal! Go call your grandmother!
Sal: I've been Honest Sal for this JWA.com exclusive, and that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but.
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Post by Red Pirate Rogers on Nov 15, 2024 13:16:15 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on chirpy Have the week off next week but gotta keep training From @yourcommand on Chirpy. Speaking from very painful recent experience…I think you can skip arms day. |
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Nov 15, 2024 16:20:49 GMT -5
@thelumberinggiant on chirpy Have the week off next week but gotta keep training From @yourcommand on Chirpy. Speaking from very painful recent experience…I think you can skip arms day. @thelumberinggiant on chirpy @yourcommand I'll work on my quads then |
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Post by Omega Satyros on Nov 18, 2024 1:29:55 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy During his match with Slashmaster in week one, Thumper Moore III sustained an injury which would later limit his ability to compete in his match this past week with King of Games. In order to give Moore time to recover, the Block A match schedule for Round 3 and Round 7 have been swapped. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. King of Games, I'll keep this simple. Stay home before you make an ass of yourself. So far you've gotten yourself disqualified to give Conor Caine a free two points, and taken down an injured Thumper Moore. But stepping into the ring against me will be the biggest mistake of your life. You have a death-wish for battling wrestling legends? You're looking to step in the ring with a living legend, the chosen champion of Palaestra, the Goddess of Wrestling. And I'm more than willing to answer that death-wish of yours. You have quite a lot of hubris to be going on the way you have. Fancying yourself a king. You come to the ring to "Monster". I am the Monster Divine. You will be bruised, bloodied, and broken under my hoof. And the week off after won't be enough for you to recover as you continue your death-march of legends against Duke Mongoose and SlashMaster. Omega continues on, stopping at a vase depicting a Thanatos, bound and captured in Sisyphus's chest.Omega: Speaking of SlashMaster, I guess you spoke to soon. Instead of having a week off, you get to put Conor Caine through another horror show. You claim I've lost my edge, my killer instinct. You'd know all about that, striking fear into the hearts of the JWA Audience and Roster alike. You thrive off the fear you inspire in them. You even claim to be Hell Itself. But behind that blood stained mask, you're just like any other man on the roster. Just as vulnerable. Just as mortal. It's not Friday the 13th, and you inspire no fear in me. You envision yourself an emissary of death, but I can't, and won't, be killed. Bayou Burl managed to keep you chained up, but I'll be the one to send you to your resting place beside Sisyphus, deep in the pits of Tartarus. |
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Nov 18, 2024 4:54:52 GMT -5
You stand alone, with nothing but your own shadow to keep you company.
You cannot even call yourself the Alpha much longer, because in seven days you will be my prey A week ago I had a story, I had a plan… After a hard fought tie with the Monster Divine I found myself one point behind a Monster Unholy: an unstoppable abomination who has been striking down all in Its way for years. With weeks to go until our fated encounter, the last of the J-1, I could afford to trail It close on the leaderboard and let others chip at It in vain until - maybe weakened just enough - I could do the impossible and slay the undefeated heathen in an epic battle to end the greatest tournament in J-1 history and come out on top… But that was just a story. Now things have changed. Our encounter isn’t in weeks, it’s in days… almost hours away. The Slashmaster isn't worn down by battle: It's emboldened by victory! Looking stronger than ever, Slashmaster seems poised to run through this bracket and go on to take the J-1 trophy and, in short order, the Heavyweight Championship - ushering in a new, dark age for this business. But that’s just a story too. Here’s the point… here’s the fact of the matter. Stories change, but warriors don’t. I could fight you next month or I could fight you right now, Slashmaster, and that only thing that would change is whether I did the impossible in November or December. I don’t need to wait to put you out of your blasphemous existence, but it suited me to have you keep the rest of our opponents down: my only problem now is - once I break you - will I leave enough of you left to hold off the other contenders, or will you be carrion for the crows? But that’s your story, Slashmaster, it’s as irrelevant to me as the story of “The Charismatic Alpha.” His story is over, just like yours… it’s just that you haven’t figured it out yet… but you’ll see… I’m not stepping into your story Slashmaster, you’re about to become a chapter in the story of “The Relentless” Conor Caine. Get ready… or get gone. |
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Post by ariel67 on Nov 18, 2024 9:18:09 GMT -5
In the parking lot is the king of games next to Marty Mimosa who is talking on the phone with someone
the king of games:omegasatyrus you don't really know me but I do think you are a demon but you are just a disgrace since the tournament started you couldn't win even once I at least won my fight against thumper moore and this week I will also defeat to that idiot mack caliber but you know this tournament I don't even care if I win it or not it's just a step for me and your omega will also help me climb the step when your time comes
marty mimosa: king of games is ready he will come tomorrow
The king of games: excellent marty
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Post by Kip Whistler on Nov 18, 2024 12:26:47 GMT -5
@bookitkip on Chirpy
Minor J-1 Schedule adjustment: The B block matches for November 26/27 and December 3/4 have been swapped.
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Post by Pierre The Enormous on Nov 20, 2024 16:42:44 GMT -5
*I'm in my room at Killie's working on my quads with the KC providing support*
Huggy: Up! Down! Up! Down!
Pierre: *I grunt as I do squats*
Troglo: BIG FRIEND STRONG!
Pierre: *I nod as I get back up*
Troglo: *roars to hype me up*
Pierre: *I roar back* PIERRE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!
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Post by Omega Satyros on Nov 22, 2024 21:50:41 GMT -5
@insightful on Chirpy
Fans reporting glimpses of Omega Satyros leaving JWA Arena following J-1 Pinnacle Round 3, de-masked and cursing, "F--- King of Games. F--- the Pinnacle. F--- JWA" Questions on his future in the Pinnacle Tournament and JWA as a whole mount.
@blackcatjwa
Could people stop @ing me trying to get info on Omega. Anything that he wants the likes of you all to know he'll tell you himself. I'm in talks with JWA management to figure out what's going on for the Pinnacle.
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Post by ariel67 on Nov 23, 2024 14:32:05 GMT -5
in the mansion of jet set strutter the king of games with marty mimosa and jet set strutter are in front of the camera celebrating
the king of games: another one that falls before me and the truth is I think I like this thing of winning but above all I like the memory that I took with me of omega
In that Marty Mimosa shows Omega's half broken mask in front of the camera
jet set strutter: to tell the truth king of games I think that mask would fit me perfectly while you can keep the slayermaster mask
the king of games: you're right jet set strutter you can keep omega's mask and I'll find slayermaster it's not bad to have that mask as a trophy and in the process we'll see what his face really looks like
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Post by ariel67 on Nov 24, 2024 0:18:44 GMT -5
the king of networks in chirpy
The truth is, many ask what I will do now and I will tell you what I will do in my rest week, me and jet set strutter are scheduled to fight in pwn for the tag team titles against paper chaser and the best of all will be an easy victory.
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Post by “The Relentless” Conor Caine on Nov 24, 2024 12:29:07 GMT -5
On the construction site, Caine sits on the shell of an old digger that got half submerged in mud and left forgotten. Where his skin is not covered by street clothes, it’s spotted with plasters or bandaging; he holds his ribs as he sits hunched over…
CAINE: I was unable to do the impossible, and the inevitable continues to unfold. However, to be Relentless means not to give in when things get tough - it means to fight harder. I’m three points behind the Abomination, and I can hope to catch It - to do my part to deny the dark prophecy that Slashmaster’s streak portends - if I win all of my future matches, and if - somehow - Slashmaster loses at least two.
Connor snorts, and then spits into the mud.
CAINE: So there is a path forward, but to move ahead I have to go back: back to my past. Mack Caliber, I tried to reach out when you were flirting with the abyss, but you made it clear that you wanted to fall. Well, I respected your wishes and fall you have, but have you reached bottom? I fear that you haven’t, and while I never wished to be the man to kick a friend when he’s down, it’s my greatest shame that I’ve been that man before and now I have to be that man again. Even if catching Slashmaster didn’t make my victory over you a must, I’m going to beat you anyway: not because I want to, not even because I need to… but because, believe it or not, you need me to.
CAINE: Get ready… or get gone.
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Post by Omega Satyros on Nov 24, 2024 13:49:18 GMT -5
@diabloreal on Chirpy, rechirped by @jwaofficial
As JWA Mania director, I must dispel a piece of misinformation that was stated on the show. In spite @blackcatjwa's announcement, there will be no substitutions. Omega Satyros will face SlashMaster in round four of the J-1 Pinnacle.
***JWA.com Exclusive***
Video shows the inside of Jet Set Strutter's mansion after King of Games and Marty Mimosa have left. Strutter is asleep in his bed as an unnatural glow seems to emanate from Omega's mask on his nightstand. The dim-golden light wakes Strutter up, and the legend flinches as a shadowed figure stands in the doorway of is room. He's unable to call for help as the figure approaches. An eerie golden glint shines from the eye of the figure for a moment. Strutter scrambles out of bed and tries to square up to the figure, only for the figure to grab him by the throat, slamming him back through the headboard as the figure picks up Omega's mask, throwing it onto Strutter's body as it ignites into flames. The video feed cuts to static as the figure looms over Strutter. Through the static, a faint whisper seems to call out "Ο Τελευταίος Σάτυρος όχι πια"
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Post by ariel67 on Nov 24, 2024 14:55:02 GMT -5
the king of networks in chirpy
omega this time you went too far I can understand your hatred of me but that doesn't mean it gives you the right to attack jet set strutter but you're going to see my revenge next week
#eye for an eye
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